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every "straight" guy in gay porn ever

straight guy: idk man

*flawlessly deepthroats a dick*

i've never

*swallows*

done this

*takes 8 inch dick in one go*

before

#preach

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cute.

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I need the link to this video!!!

#hilarious #funny shit

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#swerve #gif #diva #nutcase #this world

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gangsta.

#politics #fake

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OMG!!! I CAN'T

#lion king #hilarious #gif #rafiki #throwing simba

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LMAO!! True though.

#Funny shit #LOL #Ke$ha #toilet

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I love this! I remember that woman's face when she saw the 2 girls 1 cup video hahahaha

#gif #LOL #funny shit #fight #2girls1cup #2girls1cup reaction #girlfight

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When a penis all up in yo vagina, man, you don't have no defenses!

Alexyss Tylor - Vagina Power

#Alexyss Tylor #Vagina Power #lol #funny shit #meme #quotes #Alexyss K Tylor

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That face! haha

#WTF #Britney #funny shit #Britney Spears #LOL #gif #Oops I Did It Again

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Monkey Joke

A girl realized that she had grown hair in between her legs.

She got worried and asked her mother about it. Her mother calmly explained, “That part where hair has grown is called Monkey and be proud that your monkey has grown hair”. The girl smiled.

At dinner, the girl told her sister “My monkey has grown hair”.

And her sister went “Good for you, mine is already eating bananas”.

#Monkey joke #joke #pubic hair #monkey #funny shit #lol

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Random Questions

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?

I already had, but it won't happen again. I don't want to.

2. You talked to an ex today, correct?

Yes.

4. Is trust a big issue for you?

After what my ex did to me, definetely yes :(

5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?

I don't "like" anybody at the moment.

6. What are you excited for?

Getting back some of my stuff in 2 weeks. I'm permanently moving to Paris.

7. What happened tonight?

I went to a club with 2 of my best mates and got drunk. It was fun :D

8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?

Yes. They shouldn't get drunk nor poop.

9. Is confidence cute?

Until cockiness.

10. What is the last beverage you had?

Strawberry Vodka! :D

11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?

3.

12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?

Nope.

13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?

I don't know yet.

14. What are you going to spend money on next?

My best friend works in a cloth store and said he saved a couple items for me. I'm supposed to get them on Tuesday.

15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?

No, that was kinda like a friendly kiss.

16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?

Change is constant.

17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?

My best friends I guess.

18. The last time you felt broken?

July, when I found out the whole thing about that whore.

19. Have you had sex today?

It was last night but it was 3.AM, does that count?

20. Are you starting to realize anything?

I'm still kinda tipsy so hmm no.

21. Are you in a good mood?

Yes :D

22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?

WTF? Why would I wanna do that?

23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?

Yes.

24. What do you want right this second?

Weed maybe.

25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?

Die!

26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?

Yes.

27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?

That's kinda hard, I guess not.

28. What was the last thing that truly made you laugh?

I'll be posting that joke right after this.

29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?

No, I'm fine by myself right now.

30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?

No.

31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?

No.

32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?

I don't have feelings for anybody.

33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?

I ONLY drink soda!

34. Listening to?

The sound of my fingers typing on the keyboard.

35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?

No.

36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?

He's in his bed.

37. Do you believe in love at first sight?

LUST at first sight.

38. Who did you last call?

The friend I went out with tonight.

39. Who was the last person you danced with?

The very same person.

40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?

He looked sad and bored.

41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?

I can't remember. 2 years ago maybe.

42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?

No.

43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?

Probably yeah.

44. Do you tan in the nude?

It happens.

45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?

No, why?

46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?

No.

47. Who was the last person to call you?

The same friend as in question 38.

48. Do you sing in the shower?

Rarely.

49. Do you dance in the car?

When I had a car, yes.

50. Ever used a bow and arrow?

Yes.

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

2 months ago.

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?

Definetely!

53. Is Christmas stressful?

Yeah, I don't like that period.

54. Ever eat a pierogi?

What's a pierogi?

55. Favorite type of fruit pie?

Apple.

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

I never knew.

57. Do you believe in ghosts?

I'm not sure, maybe.

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

Of course, I don't like that.

59. Take a vitamin daily?

No.

60. Wear slippers?

No.

61. Wear a bath robe?

No.

62. What do you wear to bed?

Boxers, sometimes with a T-Shirt.

63. First concert?

M. Pokora (LOL!)

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?

None, we don't have them here.

65. Nike or Adidas?

Adidas.

66. Cheetos Or Fritos?

Cheetos.

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?

Peanuts.

68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?

I can't even name one of her song.

69. Ever take dance lessons?

No.

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

No.

71. Can you curl your tongue?

Yes.

72. Ever won a spelling bee?

Never tried.

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

I doubt it.

74. What is your favorite book?

Don't have any.

75. Do you study better with or without music?

I don't study.

76. Regularly burn incense?

No.

77. Ever been in love?

Of course.

78. Who would you like to see in concert?

Santigold!

79. What was the last concert you saw?

Justin Timberlake... that's kinda old.

80. Hot tea or cold tea?

Ice tea!

81. Tea or coffee?

I don't like coffee.

82. Favorite type of cookie?

I don't have any.

83. Can you swim well?

I guess.

84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

Yes.

85. Are you patient?

No.

86. DJ or band, at a wedding?

DJ.

87. Ever won a contest?

Yes. A national music quizz on the internet. I teamed up with a girl and we won :)

88. Ever have plastic surgery?

Yes. My ears.

89. Which are better black or green olives?

I hate olives.

90. Opinions on sex before marriage?

Who buys a car without giving it a test drive?

91. Best room for a fireplace?

Living room.

92. Do you want to get married?

Maybe, if it's legal.

#questions #random questions

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I can't tell how much I love this woman. She's pure comedy but she speaks the truth at the same time. Though I must say she sounds like a true nutcase in the vagina power video.

Favorite parts:

The rolling eyes @ 00:04. I'm already laughing!

01:23: "They said the dick be STANKIN'!"

01:35: "so they said the dick have all of kind of grease and back up funky SHIT cake up all round y'all dick"

01:54: "OK, Wash yo nuts, pull your skin back round your dick, get all that hard cakep up CRUST and DOUGH and SHIT all up around your dickhead all that damn skin, that foreskin"

02:11: "And he said when y'all SHIT and wipe your ass with that toilet tissue, he said it be particles of shit and pieces of tissue shit be caked round your asshole"

When she's fucking pissed off @ 03:42: "I didn't know it was like dat, nigga ass stankin', off da damn chain! And y'all talk about women stank, pussy stank, but this boy said yo ass is motherfuckin' FUUUUUMIN', do you hear me?!"

#Alexyss K Tylor #Alexyss Tylor #Hygiene #Wash Yo Nuts #Wash yo damn nuts #advices #ass #crazy #dick #epic #funny shit #ghetto #hilarious #legendary #lol #need a laugh #nuts #sex #the dick be stankin #words of wisdom #meme

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Twins

I've always wanted to date someone who had a twin. And I just realized I already have. He had a twin...sister.

#twins #love #fate

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Simply genius!

#Sweet Brown #Ain't Nobody Got Time For That #Music #Meme #Fun #Genius #Autotune #REMIX

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How cool is that? :)

#pool #ball #fun #cool #splash!

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Which Sailor Moon character are you?

Which Sailor Moon character are you?

Sailor Moon  [] You’re a Cancer. [] You’re really quite short for your age. [] You are a hyperactive person. [X] Your weakness is cute boys & junk food. [] You’re very emotional & always seem to be crying over something. [X] You have a black cat. [X] You hate school, & your least favorite subject is math. [X] You always seem to be late. [X] You can be kind & loving, but you are very jealous. [X] You try to do good. Total: 6

Sailor Chibi Moon [] You have/had pink (in your) hair. [] Your hobbies are painting/drawing. [] You have a total sweet tooth. [] Your favorite colors would be red & pink. [X] You’re typically childish & stubborn. [X] You can be selfless, kind, trusting, & wise beyond your years. [X] You make friends very easily. [X] Your mother is very childish/not mother-like. [X] You wish you were from the future. Total: 5 Sailor Mercury [] You love school & are quite good at it/You have no least favorite subject. [X] You are always stressed out. [] You love the color aquamarine. [] Your sign is a Virgo. [] You have/had blue (in your) hair. [] You are quite shy, & find it hard to make friends. [X] You are always very to be kind & helpful to everyone. [X] Your favorite sport is swimming. [] Your mom is always working. [] You want to be a doctor/nurse when you’re older. Total: 3

Sailor Mars [X] You have a bad temper. [X] You hate learning about more modern history. [] Your dream job is to be a singer or a model. [X] You have dated someone your friend had a crush on. [X] You have a friend you’re always fighting with. [] You can run in high-heels. [] Your favorite colors are red & black. [] You love fortune-telling. [] You used to be a complete loner, but now you are popular. [] Your sign is an Aries. Total: 4

Sailor Jupiter [] You hate airplanes. [] You’re a tomboy, but have a girly side. [] You’ve always been taking care of yourself & are independent. [] You are very strong-willed. [] You’re a trouble-maker, or so people think. [X] You’re one of the tallest of your group of friends. [] You sign is a Sagittarius. [] You have an ex who you’re always thinking about since everything remind you of him. [X] You have dated a lot of people. [] You love cooking more than anything. Total: 2

Sailor Venus [] You have a white cat. [] Your favorite foods are Japanese foods. [] Your favorite colors are red & yellow. [] You love to exercise.  [X] You are a very cheerful person. [] You love singing. [] You’re good at almost any sport. [] You’re an only child. [] Your sign is a Libra. [X] You would fake your own death. Total: 2

Sailor Uranus [X] You have short hair, enough to be mistaken for a boy. [] You love watching cars race or you race cars. [X] Your sign is an Aquarius. [X] You’re into the same sex as yourself. [X] You’re easily annoyed by people. [X] You have a very dry sense of humor. [] You enjoy running. [] You have a girlfriend. [X] You love to confuse people. [X] You’re a huge flirt. Total: 7

Sailor Neptune [] You’re the average height for your gender. [] You’re very elegant & lady-like. [X] You are into the same sex as yourself. [] You have a girlfriend that you just pretend is a good friend. [] You are very selfless. [] You’re a Pisces. [] Your least favorite food is mushrooms. [X] You love music more than anything. [] You have/had green (in your) hair. [] You can play an instrument of some sort. Total: 2

Sailor Pluto [] You’re a Scorpio. [] You want to be a fashion designer when you’re older. [] Your favorite color is dark red. [X] You drink green tea. [] You are not the best at playing music. [X] You are quite blunt with your statements.  [] You enjoy sewing & cooking. [X] You would be considered a loyal friend. [X] If you could have one superpower, it’d be to tell the future. [X] The bug you hate the most is cockroaches. Total: 5

Sailor Saturn [] You are by far the shortest of your group of friends. [] Milk disgusts you. [] You enjoy reading more than anything. [X] You hate working out because you’re considered weak. [] You’re an only child. [X] You have very few friends. [] You’re a Capricorn. [] You’re a very shy person. [] You live with your father. [X] You care for others & appreciate true friendships. Total: 3

I’m Sailor Uranus.

#Sailor Moon #test #Sailor Uranus