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gaysuperheroes · 2 years
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Wanda: You are a spineless twit!
Natasha: You cannot talk to me that way, I am your superior!
Wanda: A six-year-old girl could talk to you that way!
Natasha: Yes, because that would be adorable.
Wanda: No, it's because you are a five-year-old girl and there's a pecking order
Natasha:
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gaysuperheroes · 2 years
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Natasha: We have a problem.
Wanda: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them
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gaysuperheroes · 2 years
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Natasha: no one will ever be good enough for my baby sister
Clint: you just say that because you're overprotective and-
Natasha, smiling proudly: no i mean really. Yelena is aroace. She is aromantic and asexual. there will be no people involved
Yelena, appearing out of no where, eating Mac&cheese: she's right
Tony: i thought you and kate-
Yelena: me and Kate are PLATONIC queer soulmate, she's my best friend nothing more, and she's dating that star girl from space
Kate, appearing out of no where too: i told you to stop calling America that
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all of my love and support to my aroace/aromantic/asexual folks (I've seen a lot of hate for you these days and I'm so sorry you have to go through this even in the queer community) and all my queer folks in general i love you and I'm so so proud of you all
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gaysuperheroes · 2 years
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Natasha bursting into the room: it's missing!
Wanda, sat on the couch and facing the other way: what's missing now?
Natasha: THE THING!
Wanda turning to face her with Yelena clinging onto her: Nat what are you tal-
Natasha: oh there it is
Wanda:
Wanda: you meant your baby sister?
Natasha: yes, i meant our child Maximoff
Wanda: yeah Nat our child but she's not a thing
Yelena, resting her head on Wanda's shoulder: I'm cool with it as long as I remain your child
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gaysuperheroes · 2 years
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Clint: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?
Natasha: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.
Clint:
Natasha: I don’t know how you keep forgetting this.
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gaysuperheroes · 2 years
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Wanda: Natasha... you've been cuddling with me for over and hour now, we should really go
Natasha: *muffled* mmhmmm
Wanda: Fuck. I should be annoyed but you're adorable.
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gaysuperheroes · 2 years
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America: Can I be frank with you guys?
Kate: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.
Kamala: Can I still be Kamala?
Yelena: Shh, let Frank speak
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gaysuperheroes · 2 years
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Yelena, texting Wanda: Wanda! Help I’m being kidnapped
Wanda: Where are you?
Yelena: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Wanda: I’ll call Nat, hang on
Natasha, answering their cell: hey Wands
Wanda: Where’s Yelena? she texted me that she was being kidnapped.
Natasha: Yelena? What? no, they're right next to me-
Natasha:
Natasha: I’ll call you back. *hangs up*
Natasha: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!
Yelena: WHO ARE YOU?!
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gaysuperheroes · 2 years
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Wanda: What are you eating?
Natasha: You wouldn't like it, it's really salty.
Wanda: I like you, don't I?
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gaysuperheroes · 2 years
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Wanda, admiring a sleeping Natasha: You’re so cute.
Natasha, sleepily: I could beat your ass.
Wanda, lovingly: I know.
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gaysuperheroes · 2 years
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Natasha: We all have our demons.
Natasha, grabbing Wanda: This one’s mine.
Wanda, smiling softly and waving: hi :)
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gaysuperheroes · 2 years
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Yelena: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.
Kate: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!
America: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies’ eyes!!!
Kamala: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.
Yelena: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.
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gaysuperheroes · 2 years
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Wanda: Are you a cuddler?
Natasha: I'm a machine of death and destruction.
Wanda:
Natasha: ...Yeah, I'm a cuddler.
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gaysuperheroes · 2 years
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Wanda: Fight me!
Natasha, standing behind her and holding a knife: *mouths* Do not.
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gaysuperheroes · 2 years
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Natasha: We are not mad. We are just disappointed.
Wanda: No, we are mad.
Natasha: Yes. We are. We are livid. But we are going to let this one slide.
Wanda: No, we’re not!
Natasha: I am not a mind reader, Wanda!
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gaysuperheroes · 2 years
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Natasha: Wanda and I don't have nicknames for each other
Yelena: mhm sure
Yelena: what does Nathaniel call Laura?
Natasha: mommy?
Wanda, entering the room: yeah babe?
Natasha:
Yelena: don't lie to me ever again-
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gaysuperheroes · 2 years
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Natasha: i like that top on you
Wanda: you want me on top of you?
Natasha: that's not what i-
Natasha: ....
Natasha: YES.
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