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PROPAGANDA

locklyle

Lockwood is a homeowner at age 15 and he wanders around it drinking tea and charming people into giving him yhings. Lucy carlyle is a hotheaded aggressive and EXTREMELY powerful agent in his ghost hunting company. They both get shit done but in OPPOSITE ways. They have an interesting way of rejecting traditional gendered tropes- the sensitive dude and the bullheaded girl- that is both simple and INTENSELY complicated within their narrative, which i think qualifies them for the title. she is the protagonist of the series, a once in a generation prodigy, the most powerful listener since Marissa Fittes, the list goes on. He likes to drink pulpy orange juice and strain it throught his teeth to pretend to be a blue whale

Imaginea buff kind of irritated teenage girl with a sword. No, shes even cooler. That's better. Now imagine a rich preppy guy. No, thats too much like Patrick Bateman. Think Artemis Fowl. Ok youtr there. Hope yhis helps:)

they are PERFECT for each other. she recognises the subtleties in his smiles and he allows himself to be vulnerable in front of her

resting 😒 face x resting 😊 face. they both have swords and live in a house together (along with their other friend and a disembodied head, but that's unrelated)

addams

wish they were my mom and dad oug

The Addams are like one of the templates of this whole trope. I have so much respect for they

#locklyle (book) #locklyle #lockwood x lucy #Anthony Lockwood #lucy carlyle #Lockwood and co #mortica x Gomez #mortica addams #gomez addams #mortica and gomez #the addams family #polls

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SEMIFINALS MATCH TWO: SCULLDER VS. TWIYOR

Scullder Propaganda:

"this is the slash your mom was into"

Twiyor Propaganda:

"They're both pretty badass but yor could absolutley solo him. she's strong as fuck and has a body count in the triple digits probably. meanwhile he likes to cook canonically and just loves his wife very much"

"they have an adopted daughter and they're the best cutest found family ever"

"Yor is an assassin and, while Loid is a spy, he's also the one who takes care of their kid and does all the cooking and a lot of the cleaning."

"She's a badass assassin by trade and he's a spy living that undercover domestic bliss life with a lil daughter and a dog... Loid: 'yes i do the cookin yes i do the cleanin--' also a note: they are legally married (marriage of convenience), but do have mutual feelings for one another (just haven't confessed yet). But it's basically accepted that they'll officially air their feelings to one another by the end of the story."

"I just love them 🥺. They're both hot and cool and love their lil family so much."

#polls #mulder and scully #agent scully #mulder #agent mulder #the x files #x files #mulder x scully #yor/loid forger #loid x yor #yor forger #yor #sxf loid #loidyor #spy x family loid #loid forger #spyxfamily #sxf #spy x family

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Semifinals Bracket

what we didnt forget nope

#🐸 #poll bracket

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They are already selling data to midjourney, and it's very likely your work is already being used to train their models because you have to OPT OUT of this, not opt in. Very scummy of them to roll this out unannounced.

#signal boost

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locklyle (book) propaganda:

Lockwood is a homeowner at age 15 and he wanders around it drinking tea and charming people into giving him yhings. Lucy carlyle is a hotheaded aggressive and EXTREMELY powerful agent in his ghost hunting company. They both get shit done but in OPPOSITE ways. They have an interesting way of rejecting traditional gendered tropes- the sensitive dude and the bullheaded girl- that is both simple and INTENSELY complicated within their narrative, which i think qualifies them for the title.

she is the protagonist of the series, a once in a generation prodigy, the most powerful listener since Marissa Fittes, the list goes on. He likes to drink pulpy orange juice and strain it throught his teeth to pretend to be a blue whale

Imagine a buff kind of irritated teenage girl with a sword. No, shes even cooler. That's better. Now imagine a rich preppy guy. No, thats too much like Patrick Bateman. Think Artemis Fowl. Ok youtr there. Hope yhis helps:)

they are PERFECT for each other. she recognises the subtleties in his smiles and he allows himself to be vulnerable in front of her

resting 😒 face x resting ☺️ face. they both have swords and live in a house together (along with their other friend and a disembodied head, but that's unrelated)

Malficlark Propaganda:

Malfina is a sexy powerful demoness and Clark is just. Some guy. From Connecticut. Safe to say he knows a thing or two about good ol fashioned Connecticut hospitality and homemaking.

You know them, I know them, it's everyone's favorite demoness and blob man back to share their love with the world once again.

they're iconic

#locklyle (books) #Anthony Lockwood #Lucy carlyle #locklyle #lockwood x lucy #Lockwood and co #malfina/connecticut clark #clark and malfina #connecticut clark #malfina the demon witch #malficlark #polls

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Addams propaganda:

I wish they were my mom and dad oug

The Addams are like one of the templates of this whole trope. I have so much respect for they

riza/Roy propaganda:

none :(

#roy mustang #riza hawkeye #roy x riza #fma brotherhood #the addams family #mortica addams #gomez addams #mortica x gomez #polls

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QUARTERFINALS MATCH 4: THE CURTISES VS. SCULLDER

Curtises Propaganda:

"THEY'RE SO DAMN IN LOVE. MY IDEAL MAN AND WOMAN I WISH I COULD JOIN THEIR RELATIONSHIP"

Scullder Propaganda:

"this is the slash your mom was into"

#polls #sig curtis #izumi curtis/sig curtis #izumi curtis #fmab #fma brotherhood #full metal alchemis brotherhood #fullmetal alchimist brotherhood #fullmetal alchemist #the x files #the xfiles #x files #mulder x scully #agent mulder

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QUARTERFINALS MATCH 3: YOR/LOID FORGER VS. PERCABETH

Yorger Propaganda (someone tell me if they have a ship name pls):

"They're both pretty badass but yor could absolutley solo him. she's strong as fuck and has a body count in the triple digits probably. meanwhile he likes to cook canonically and just loves his wife very much"

"they have an adopted daughter and they're the best cutest found family ever"

"Yor is an assassin and, while Loid is a spy, he's also the one who takes care of their kid and does all the cooking and a lot of the cleaning."

"She's a badass assassin by trade and he's a spy living that undercover domestic bliss life with a lil daughter and a dog... Loid: 'yes i do the cookin yes i do the cleanin--' also a note: they are legally married (marriage of convenience), but do have mutual feelings for one another (just haven't confessed yet). But it's basically accepted that they'll officially air their feelings to one another by the end of the story."

"I just love them 🥺. They're both hot and cool and love their lil family so much."

Percabeth Propaganda: (this isnt really a girlboss/malewife but whatever)

Annabeth is a clever daughter of Athena and good with a knife. Percy is a seaweed brain and he loves his gf :)

Come on guys. At least half of you were Percy Jackson kids. You know they're perfect for this

Percy literally admits to being a malewife like i'm not kidding. He talks about how he's amazing at cooking/cleaning/looking pretty. He loves his girlfriend Annabeth very much for being an awesome genius badass and they are just an amazing couple in general.

#polls #yor/loid forger #loid x yor #yor #yor forger #loidyor #sxf loid #loid forger #spy x family loid #sxf #spyxfamily #spy x family #percebeth #pjo

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Quarterfinals Bracket

hey guys sorry for the delay here is the bracket for quarterfinals you can expect the matches on the tenth probably

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Just because we aren't seeing more posts about Palestine, doesn't mean the genocide has stopped. Let's keep Praying and speaking up for Gaza, Palestine.

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for those of you who don’t know, Palestine is calling for a global strike/boycott from 21st -28th. this means that they’re asking for no one to go to work. don’t go to classes. don’t buy things. if you can’t fully strike from from work or classes then take an hour or so together in support of Palestine. do the same with work. if you must buy things, then don’t buy from places that are profiting off Israel’s crimes. there are lists online to make sure of this. show support. have signs on your desks. please. free Palestine.

#important

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ROUND 3 MATCH 3: LOCKLYLE VS. JAYA

Locklyle Propaganda:

"Lockwood is a homeowner at age 15 and he wanders around it drinking tea and charming people into giving him yhings. Lucy carlyle is a hotheaded aggressive and EXTREMELY powerful agent in his ghost hunting company. They both get shit done but in OPPOSITE ways. They have an interes5ing way of rejecting traditional gendered tropes- the sensitive dude and the bullheaded girl- that is both simple and INTENSELY complicated within their narrative, which i think qualifies them for the title."

"she is the protagonist of the series, a once in a generation prodigy, the most powerful listener since Marissa Fittes, the list goes on. He likes to drink pulpy orange juice and strain it throught his teeth to pretend to be a blue whale"

"Imagine a buff kind of irritated teenage girl with a sword. No, shes even cooler. That's better. Now imagine a rich preppy guy. No, thats too much like Patrick Bateman. Think Artemis Fowl. Ok youtr there. Hope yhis helps :)"

"they are PERFECT for each other. she recognises the subtleties in his smiles and he allows himself to be vulnerable in front of her"

Jaya Propaganda:

"Jay has lightning powers and Nya has water powers they literally fit together so well Jay is a twink Nya is muscular as hell they’re bi4bi Jay is a loser /aff and Nya is smart and strong and killed an entire realm and also fought a queen on Jay’s behalf (the queen wanted to marry Jay and Nya was like “I AM ENGAGED TO HIM WHAT DRUGS ARE YOU ON GET YOUR HANDS OFF”. Jay cheers her on while her anger issues make her Violent™️ and if that isn’t this trope idk what is"

#locklyle #lockwood and lucy #lockwood & co #lockwood and co #lucy collett #anthony lockwood #ninjago jaya #jay x nya #jaya #ninjago jay #jay walker #nya x jay #ninjago nya #nya ninjago #ninjago #lego ninjago

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ROUND 3 MATCH 4: MALFICLARK VS. LAWRNDA

Malficlark Propaganda:

"Malfina is a sexy powerful demoness and Clark is just. Some guy. From Connecticut. Safe to say he knows a thing or two about good ol fashioned Connecticut hospitality and homemaking."

"You know them, I know them, it's everyone's favorite demoness and blob man back to share their love with the world once again."

"It's a classic. You have to vote for them."

Linda/Lawrence Propaganda:

"Of course there are couples more suiting this trop, but they are my personal faves here. She's cool and he's historian (we won't discuss that l.o.v.e.m.u.f.f.i.n. time)."

#malfina/connecticut clark #clark and malfina #malfina the demon witch #conneticut clark #connecticut clark #lawrence fletcher #linda flynn fletcher #pnf #phineas and ferb

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ROUND 3 MATCH 2: ROYAI VS. TIANXI

Royai Propaganda:

none

Tianxi Propaganda:

"Su Xiyan is THE girlboss in this relationship. She's a highly competent cultivator that meets Tianlang-jun, the Heavenly Demon Emperor who's pretending to be a poor and weak cultivator. He wants to malewife SO BAD, but everyone keeps deciding he needs to die 🙄. Like, I can overstate their girlboss/malewife dynamic"

"Hot lady with a sword rizzing up a wastrel of a Demon Emperor, what's not to love? But I believe Tianlang-jun's nephew put it best: "Why was Su Xiyan acting like one of those wealthy young masters in plays, with their distinguished statuses and heaps of money? Why was Tianlang-Jun acting like one of those pampered young ladies, who had run away from home and was ignorant of the world? [...] Zhuzhi-Lang had attempted to alert his lord to this reversal of roles, to tell him that he needed to retrieve his dignity as the highest ruler of the demon realm, but Tianlang-Jun seemed to find pleasure in this sugar daddy, sugar baby relationship."

"Literally the most girlboss and malewife to have come out of an MXTX novel, no one will ever compare to them. They have been noted to subvert traditional gender roles and TLJ is compares to his son who jis also very much malewife (enjoys cooking and chores and taking care of his husband)"

#polls #royai #fmab #fma brotherhood #fma #full metal alchemis brotherhood #fullmetal alchemist #fullmetal alchimist brotherhood #riza hawkeye #roy mustang #tianxi #scum villian self saving system #scum villain #svsss #tianlang jun #tian lang #ren zha fanpai zijiu xitong #scumbag system #scumbag self saving system #scumbag villain #su xiyan

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ROUND 3 MATCH 1: THE ADDAMS VS. JIZZIE

Addams Propaganda:

"I wish they were my mom and dad oug"

"The Addams are like one of the templates of this whole trope. I have so much respect for they"

Jizzie Propaganda:

"10ft ocean queen powerful fish lady meets 5ft 8 human male who loves her soso much"

"this could be love... reel, reel love..."

"coean queen giantess goddess and her insane little clayhusband listen to Reel Love its so silly and he STILL quotes it sometimes lmao lizzie also scams people and is an insane leader while Joel is off ignoring the plot and only looking at lore even briefly for his fish wif"

"they are the most real couple ever literally will find each other in every universe"

#polls #the addams family #gomez x morticia #gomez and morticia #gomez addams #morticia addams #morticia and gomez #jizzie #shadowbeans #lizzie ldshadowlady #ldshadowlady #joel smallishbeans #smallishbeans #esmp1 #esmp #esmp s1 #empires s1 #empires smp

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PROPAGANDA

suki/sokka

MAN you ever get your butt kicked so hard by a girl it literally makes you feminist? Suki literally kick starts half of Sokka's character arc by being badass

percabeth

Annabeth is a clever daughter of Athena and good with a knife. Percy is a seaweed brain and he loves his gf :)

Come on guys. At least half of you were Percy Jackson kids. You know they're perfect for this

Percy literally admits to being a malewife like i'm not kidding. He talks about how he's amazing at cooking/cleaning/looking pretty. He loves his girlfriend Annabeth very much for being an awesome genius badass and they are just an amazing couple in general.

#suki/sokka #sokka avatar #suki avatar #avatar the last airbender #percabeth #percy jackson #annabeth chase

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PROPAGANDA

Yor/Loid Forger

They're both pretty badass but yor could absolutley solo him. she's strong as fuck and has a body count in the triple digits probably. meanwhile he likes to cook canonically and just loves his wife very much

they have an adopted daughter and they're the best cutest found family ever

Yor is an assassin and, while Loid is a spy, he's also the one who takes care of their kid and does all the cooking and a lot of the cleaning.

She's a badass assassin by trade and he's a spy living that undercover domestic bliss life with a lil daughter and a dog... Loid: 'yes i do the cookin yes i do the cleanin--' also a note: they are legally married (marriage of convenience), but do have mutual feelings for one another (just haven't confessed yet). But it's basically accepted that they'll officially air their feelings to one another by the end of the story.

I just love them 🥺. They're both hot and cool and love their lil family so much.

fred/daphne

you know them. mystery losers. freds the "leader" with an air of stupidity only slightly kept at bay by looking like a jock, and daphne is. shes daphne. SHES FUCKING DAPHNE BLAKE

#yor/loid forger #yor forger #loid forger #sxf #spy x family #fred jones/daphne blake #fred jones #daphne blake #scooby doo #sdmi