godofmemes

[godofmemes]

I AM SORRY GUYS, I HAVEN'T OPENED TUMBLR FOR 2 YEARS OR MADE ANY POSTS.I was super busy with study and stuff and now I realised that Tumblr is like my daily supply of crack and oxygen. I will try to post more stuff and make y'all laugh again.....

-me ✨🌸✨

#guess whos back #its me ya girl #im sorry #i am so hyped

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Person A : * Sitting on Person B 's lap * I hate you so much.I just want to kill you.

Person B : We were making out five minutes ago ?

#grindeldore #blaise x ron #dastiel #drarry #johnlock #stony #stucky #pansmione #bill cipher x dipper pines #starker #tom x marco #cherik #anyway bye

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Person A : *looks intensely into Person B 's eyes*

Person B:*Looks intensely into Person A 's eyes*

(Meanwhile in the background)

Person C : CaN I gEt A WaFFle? CaN I pLEaSe gEt a WaFFle ?

#grindeldore #blaise x ron #dastiel #drarry #johnlock #stony #stucky #pansmione #bill cipher x dipper pines #tom x marco #draco x ron #guess whos back #writing #dialogue prompt #anyway bye

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Character A:Today I saved you from being murdered.

Character B: *confused*how-?

Character A:✨ Self - control, dumbass✨

#grindeldore #blaise x ron #dastiel #drarry #johnlock #stony #stucky #pansmione #bill cipher x dipper pines #guess whos back #anyway bye

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Character A : *gets on their knees *

Character B : YES ,I WILL MARRY YOU ,MY BELOVED-

Character A : I was just tying my shoelaces , but ok .

#grindeldore #blaise x ron #dastiel #drarry #johnlock #stony #stucky #pansmione #bill cipher x dipper pines #tom x marco #yuri x victor #guess whos back #anyway bye #i guess #uhhh yeah

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Character A :*exists*

Character B:Well, shit I am gay.

#grindeldore #blaise x ron #dastiel #drarry #johnlock #stony #stucky #bill cipher x dipper pines #pansmione #ineffeble husbands #anyway bye #i need therapy

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Character A : Is this seat taken ?

Character B:That's my lap ?

Character A :Is ThIs SeAt TaKeN?

#grindeldore #blaise x ron #dastiel #drarry #johnlock #stony #stucky #pansmione #bill cipher x dipper pines #i am bored #anyway bye

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My OTP:*Does anything , even breaths in the same air*

Me : Wow, ThaTs So GaY .

#grindeldore #blaise x ron #dastiel #drarry #johnlock #stucky #stony #pansmione #bill cipher x dipper pines #i am bored #anyway bye

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Yall know that feeling when you wanna read something fluffy 'bout your ship .

But then again , You wanna read kinky ass smut shit that would make your fev character come back from dead and slap you.

I am currently feeling like that.

#grindeldore #blaise x ron #dastiel #drarry #johnlock #stony #stucky #pansmione #bill cipher x dipper pines #wolfstar #wanda x agatha #i am in spain without the s #anyway bye

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Character A : So, What plans do you have tonight ?

Character B : World Domination .

Character A : Oh , thats nice

Character B: You are my World ,babe .

Character A : Oh, thats so cute,wait-

#grindeldore #blaise x ron #dastiel #drarry #johnlock #stony #stucky #pansmione #bill cipher x dipper pines #wolfstar #anyway bye #oh i forgot #linny #wanda x agatha

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My friend : So they dated?

Me , explaining grindeldore to my friends : Actually, Its more like a dramatic gay wizard divorce but yeah.

#grindeldore #we all need therapy #albus dumbledore #gellert grindelwald #anyway bye

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My Mom : My daughter is completely fine and mentally stable !

Me , who stays up late reading fics and grins like a phycopath when the charaters kiss or do any fluffy shit : YeS , MoM , I aM CoMpLeTeLy FiNe.

#grindeldore #blaise x ron #dastiel #drarry #johnlock #stony #stucky #pansmione #bill cipher x dipper pines #wolfstar #anyway bye #oh i forgot #wanda x agatha #linny

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Me , reading a fanfic :

The fanfic : *Character A and Character B finally Get together*

* In love*

*Happy*

Me : Aww, Finally-

The Author :*Kills Character A*

Me :

#grindeldore #blaise x ron #dastiel #drarry #johnlock #stucky #stony #pansmione #bill cipher x dipper pines #anyway bye #oh i forgot #wanda x agatha #wolfstar

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There are fic writers who update daily and are literal fucking angels of writing .

And there are fucking satans who abandon the fic at the climax .

#grindeldore #blaise x ron #dastiel #drarry #johnlock #stucky #stony #pansmione #bill cipher x dipper pines #i need therapy #anyway bye #oh i forgot #wolfstar #idk anymore #ok bye now

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Me, after watching Multiverse of madness trailer with dark!Wanda:

I WILL LET HER KILL ME WITH A SPOON AND MAGICALLY WISSH -WOOSH ME WITHOUT ANY WARNING.

(Step on me queen ,yaaash!)

#wanda maximov #multiverse of madness #elizabeth olsen #kill my ass #dark wanda #my new obsession #i can't stop grinning

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Me : Ugh, I am soo tired-

Also me : * Staying up late reading a fic *

Hello darkness my old friend◉‿◉

#grindeldore #blaise x ron #dastiel #drarry #johnlock #stucky #stony #pansmione #bill cipher x dipper pines #ineffeble husbands #i need therapy #anyway bye

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My phone : * 1 percent charge left , storage full of fanfics and fanarts of my otp , would burst at any moment *

Le, me : *Downloads more stuff about my otp *

My phone : * sad battery noices *

#grindeldore #blaise x ron #dastiel #drarry #johnlock #stony #pansmione #stucky #linny #inneffable husbands #wolfstar #bill cipher x dipper pines #anyways so #byeeeee