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Anime TadaAi vs Fandom TadaAi

Anime Ainosuke: I used horny-ness as a mask to hide my pain and sorrow.  I’m constantly traumatized & abused by my family. Tadashi was my only savior and  lover. Since my only love betrayed me, I must find his replacement at any cost. And I push my friends away because I’m afraid that they’ll hurt me (again). I created the image of Adam & Eve as a coping mechanism for all the shit I’ve been through. 

Ainosuke fucking proceeds to equate a depressed Canadian boy as his Eve because he never learned how to deal with emotions. He thinks any positive feeling is love

Fandom Ainosuke: LLLAAANNNGGGAAA come here cutie. I wanna kiss and fuck you. Reki and Miya, you’re up next. hits Cherry with his skateboard Aaannnddd that’s what you get for stealing my man. gets smacked by Joe Harder, please I’ve been bad. 

Anime Tadashi: I hurt Ainosuke Shindo and I will never forgive myself for that. This is why I constantly put myself in harms way. I need to feel the pain that I put my lover into when we were younger to be okay. I also need to save him from himself.  His obsession with skating will ruin his family ties and since I hurt him before, I must make sure that I don’t do it again. 

Tadashi fucking proceeds to repeat his same mistake without realizing it til he hit Reki with the car. This man is so focus on saving Adam that he completely misses the point of his love

Fandom Tadashi: Help, I’m stuck in an abusive relationship. I don’t love the man I work under and I hate when he keeps calling me his puppy. I’m a human who’s done with his projection. One day I swear I’d snap and kill Adam. But I’m also a helpless soft boy who can’t do anything to help myself. 

Anime TadaAi: Wtf is wrong with these people?

Fandom TadaAi: 😘😘😘

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Incorrect AOT quotes

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Connie: How was the honeymoon?

Marco: Jean tried to destroy our marriage certificate.

Marco: He said “good luck returning me without the receipt bitch”.

Marco: I love him.

#marco bott #marco aot #aot marco #jean kirschtien #jean aot #aot jean #incorrect aot #aot incorrect quotes #aot #attack on titan

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Ymir to basically everyone: If Historia wasn't here, I would have slaughtered you

Historia, from behind Ymir, throwing popcorn: FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!

#historia #ymir x historia #incorrect aot #aot incorrect quotes #aot #attack on titan #krista aot #historia attack on titan #historia and ymir

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Uri: I like your shirt!

Kenny: Thanks *remembers people like bad boys* I stole it *remembers people also like nice guys* from an old man I was helping walk across the street

#uri attack on titan #uri aot #uri reiss #kenny attack on titan #kenny aot #kenny ackerman #incorrect aot #aot incorrect quotes #aot

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Annie: Is he stupid?

Berthold: Yes, but he prefers to be called Reiner.

#annie aot #attack on titan bertholdt #bertoldt hoover #incorrect aot #aot incorrect quotes #aot

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someone: Is he stupid?

Kenny: Yes, but he prefers to be called Levi.

#levi ackerman #levi aot #levi attack on titan #kenny attack on titan #kenny aot #kenny ackerman #incorrect aot #aot incorrect quotes #aot

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Mattholomule: So, I guess I saved you from a boring existence.

Gus: Occasionally, I miss boring.

Mattholomule: Alright, so this guy I pissed off–

Gus: I miss conversations that didn’t start with "this guy I pissed off".

#mattholomule the owl house #mattholomule toh #mattholomule #the owl house #toh #incorrect toh quotes #gus porter #gus the owl house #gus toh #gustholomule

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Levi to the MPs: If Erwin wasn't here, I would have slaughtered you

Erwin, from behind Levi, throwing popcorn: FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!

#levi aot #levi ackerman #eruri #erwin x levi #attack on titan erwin #erwin smith #incorrect aot #aot incorrect quotes #aot #attack on titan

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Erwin: Do you like my outfit?

Levi: Not as much as I like what's underneath it.

Erwin, blushing: L-Levi-

Levi: I need your chair. Get up.

#eruri #erwin x levi #attack on titan erwin #shingeki no kyoujin erwin #levi ackerman #levi and erwin #attack on titan #aot incorrect quotes #aot

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Uri, bad at flirting: I like your name

Kenny, who is equally bad at flirting: Thanks, I got it for my birthday

#uri attack on titan #uri aot #uri reiss #kenny attack on titan #kenny aot #kenny ackerman #incorrect aot #aot incorrect quotes #aot

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Levi: I don't have "anger issues", I was just having a bad day.

Erwin: You threatened to decapitate a man over a parking space.

Levi: A very bad day.

#attack on titan #levi ackerman #levi #levi and erwin #levi aot #levi attack on titan #erwin x levi #attack on titan erwin #erwin smith #eruri

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Rod: Is he stupid?

Uri: Yes, but he prefers to be called Kenny.

#uri attack on titan #uri aot #uri reiss #kenny attack on titan #kenny aot #kenny ackerman #incorrect aot #aot incorrect quotes #aot #kenuri #uriken

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Edric: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?

Hunter: Depends. Is your bed comfortable?

Edric: Yes.

Hunter: I'd sleep.

#the owl house #toh #incorrect toh quotes #hunter the owl house #hunter toh #huntric #toh hunter #golden guard toh #toh golden guard #the golden guard #goldric #golden guard #edric toh #edric the owl house #edric blight #hunter x edric

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Amity: What is your goal?

Luz: To pet all the cats.

Amity: No, I meant your fitness goal.

Luz: To run fast enough to pet all the cats.

#amity the owl house #amity toh #lumity #amity blight #the owl house amity #lesbian amity #the owl house luz #luz the human #luz the owl house #luz toh

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Gus: Are we fighting or flirting right now?

Mattholomule: My hand is literally around your throat.

Gus: That doesn't answer my question.

#mattholomule the owl house #mattholomule toh #mattholomule #toh gus #the owl house #toh #incorrect toh quotes #gus porter #gus the owl house #gus toh