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Gryffindor: Ravenclaw will literally ask for your opinion and then tell you you’re wrong.

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Draco: ugh, i feel so ugly today

Blaise: no man you look great

Draco: i know i just wanted to hear you say it

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Gryffindor: You won’t like me when i’m angry

Slytherin: I don’t like you ever

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Hufflepuff: i don’t have it in me to grind like i’m sorry

Hufflepuff: i was put on this earth to eat berries and play in the ocean

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Ravenclaw: idk if i have any talents but i do have delusions

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Therapist: a lot of my clients are feeling that way right now

Slytherin: ok rank us

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Ron: Please raise your hand if you legitimately believe Lavender and I are in a relationship.

Ron: Lavender, put your hand down.

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Slytherin: Do y’all pronounce it “brainless” or “Gryffindor?”

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Slytherin: Just beat up a homeless woman so she can go to the hospital and have a bed to sleep in.

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Slytherin: I’m an asshole but I’m also nice.

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Hufflepuff, after an argument: I’m really sorry for what I said. I didn’t mean it.

Slytherin:

Hufflepuff: I’m assuming that since your hand is now on my ass, you forgive me.

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Ron: I do not think before I speak because I do not like thinking critically.

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Ravenclaw: Why does the human experience involve so much pain?

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Gryffindor: Bruh, what if the Bermuda Triangle was just mad lit and that’s why no one ever left.

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Hufflepuff: Ravenclaw, aren’t you supposed to be asleep?

Ravenclaw: I’m supposed to be a lot of things but I live to disappoint.

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Slytherin: I’m done flirting with women online.

Slytherin: I’m gonna do it the old fashioned way.

Slytherin: *throws a rock at Hufflepuff*

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*during sex*

Slytherin: Hurt me.

Ravenclaw: In 1992, scientists discovered the loneliest creature on earth.

Slytherin: What

Ravenclaw: It’s a whale that has been calling for its mate for two decades. He communicates at a frequency not used by any other whales, and hasn’t received a response.

Slytherin: Stop

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