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When Harry becomes the DADA professor, kids constantly ask him for an autograph, but he refuses, saying the only thing he’ll autograph is a detention slip. Eventually, though, he starts carrying around a stack of autographed pictures of Ginny, which he gives out when people ask for an autograph. It gets really popular, so he starts mixing it up with autographs from other people, mostly Ron and Hermione. But the students love it, so he adds more. Soon he’s giving out autographs from like fifty different people, including all the teachers at Hogwarts, and a bunch of other random people like Luna, Lee Jordan, Oliver Wood, etc. He even has some fairly rare ones from Krum and Fleur. It becomes a game in Hogwarts to collect all the autographs, like chocolate frog cards. Some of them are more limited edition than others, like signatures from all the ghosts (though Harry won’t reveal how he managed to get those). George starts to offer a discount at Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes (and a prize autograph from Peeves, who will only sign Bertie Bott’s scratch-and-sniff cards) to anyone who can prove they’ve collected the whole set. Harry provides him with up-to-date lists of autographs to check against. Every Hogsmeade weekend there’s a line of Hogwarts students in WWW’s Hogsmeade branch trying to get the discount.
At some point a seventh year comes up to Harry and asks for his autograph, but not as the Savior of the Wizarding World, but because they now have the autograph of every other Hogwarts teacher and want Professor Potter’s to go with them. Harry--trying not to tear up--agrees, but only in exchange for the student’s signature. He begins offering this deal to all departing seventh years, his autograph in exchange for theirs. He tells them it’s in case they ever get famous, so he can add it as a limited edition autograph, but really he keeps them all in a big binder just for himself, to remember all his students. (A couple times, though, when a students does become famous, he will contact them and ask if they’d like to be added to the game. So far no one has said no.)
When Teddy starts at Hogwarts he begins a black market autograph trade because he has access to a lot of the people Harry gets autographs from. Harry’s other three children proudly continue the trade when they get to Hogwarts. They’re all secretly aided by Ginny.
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keepit-pg · 2 years ago
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Harry Potter characters as John Mulaney quotes
Harry:
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Ron:
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Hermione:
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Ginny:
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Neville:
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Luna:
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Draco:
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Fred and George Weasley:
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Voldemort:
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Mad-Eye Moody:
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All image credit to the creators of the gifs and screenshots, because I sure didn’t make them.
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tiny-gorilla · a year ago
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Summer visits 🌿🌱💕
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alekdar · 2 years ago
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Neville changes letters in the book so Luna can read it, because the usual arrangement of letters is incomprehensible to her
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rxbbits · a year ago
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*hand slips* whoopsie I guess she’s trans huh
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myrkky · 2 years ago
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Ginny showing off to her girlfriend Luna, who can’t believe how lucky she is to date such a doofus <3
Decided to paint a sketch I did some months ago.
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champagnxproblxms · 10 months ago
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Whenever I’m telling someone that Harry’s bi because of the way he describes Bill, Draco, Cedric, etc., they usually reply by saying that it’s only because J.K. Rowling is a straight female. But the thing is: that doesn’t fucking matter. At all. It’s the way he was written, so it is who he is. Whether J.K. Rowling meant to do it or not, Harry was bi, and there isn’t anything that could convince me otherwise.
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George Weasley: *puts salt in tea*
Luna Lovegood: *sips tea*
George Weasley:
Luna Lovegood: *finishes tea*
George Weasley: ...Didn’t the tea taste salty?
Luna Lovegood: It did...but I didn’t want to hurt your feelings, so I drank it all.
George Weasley, tearing up: Okay.
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blvnk-art · 2 years ago
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Before going to bed Harry opens a book to read 2 or 3 pages of it. The book is the only authorized biography about his life - so far - written by Luna Lovegood:  “Yellow Eyebrow”. He finds himself smiling in almost all pages.
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wingedcorgi · 2 years ago
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favourite 90s witches halloween sleepover
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