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imnotedgar · 6 years
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#1 Regret
I really wish I could have learned filmmaking instead of graphic design. I've got stories to show and tell but the completely wrong network.
Fun fact: I went into design because I love cartoons and animation and it was the only route close to it available to me.
Extra fun fact: I actually love reading and writing so much that I went into kindergarten already knowing the alphabet and reading words like potpourri and minestrone.
What I'm getting at is, if any of you budding filmmakers, cinematographers, or even drama podcasters need a story person, I exist.
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imnotedgar · 6 years
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Emoji spell for extreme good luck for the next two months
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Likes charge. Reblogs CAST
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imnotedgar · 6 years
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[AXIS] KATIE - Remember
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imnotedgar · 6 years
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New print in the store!!
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imnotedgar · 6 years
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New print in the store!!
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imnotedgar · 6 years
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this is the text of good fortune, reblog in 60 seconds and $1200 will spontaneously materialize in your bank account🙏🙌💪🏻😤
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imnotedgar · 6 years
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help me out ☄
hey, tarot readings are currently only 1.30$ per card! I’m incredibly broke right now so buying one would really help me out! Or sharing this would help too. Thank you!
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imnotedgar · 6 years
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Emoji Job Spell
I get the job I’ve applied/ interviewed for. Reblogs and likes charge it.
🔮🍃💻📝💰✍🖱🍃🔮
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imnotedgar · 6 years
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The short involves Goofy doing domestic chores for his wife, which was an odd concept in the 1950′s. So based on the Milkman not knowing who he was kissing in this bit, it implies that Goofy’s wife was fucking the Milkman.
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imnotedgar · 6 years
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Aunt “Sis” Pt. 1
I’m going to tell you all about my family’s deep, dark roots and the woman who caused it all. Her name was _____, but we call her, “Sis”.
So, we can’t use her real name outside of family so we just use her nickname. Sis was my great-great-aunt. She did what Eurocentric thinkers would call “dark” magic. But strange enough, her book of spells was, the Holy Bible. She didn’t even use flesh in her rituals. 
My mom gave me the full run down since she was the one to help her. She would have my mother read specific bible verses for her. While that was happening Sis would place a strip of paper in a pan of water and just slide it under her bed. Specifically the side she didn’t sleep on. That was the entire process of her hex. The last step was the guy (she only did this to men) would sleep over, right on top of that pan of water.
Within a week, they died. First guy drowned after falling down a storm drain on a a short drizzle on a Wednesday afternoon, second guy was suffocated by his pillow in his sleep, third one had a stroke. All under the age of 50 so they weren’t anywhere close to frail. That first guy has the most detail because he’s the one everyone knows about. His is also the most bizarre. It was one of those situations where the universe suddenly went, “Times up!” There was one of those quick downpours, he slipped stepping off the curb, then the sun came back out.
Next, I’ll tell you how bitchy karma can get.
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imnotedgar · 6 years
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I saw this on my professor’s door and I can’t even deal with the accuracy.
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imnotedgar · 6 years
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Remember
1. Just because a tarot reader didn’t study the practice for years doesn’t always mean they aren’t as talented as those who did.
2. Some people are naturally gifted because of their ancestral influence. Don’t beat yourself up because it seems like they’re progressing faster than you.
3. Don’t roll your eyes at your results. You asked, the cards answered, say thank you and pout to yourself.
4. You don’t have to be tied to any deities, religions, or titles to be a tarot reader.
5. Being stored in or out of box doesn’t matter, just take care of them.
6. It’s okay to only have one deck. (Some decks get jealous actually)
7. If reading for others (in the same space), clear out old energies before starting. Even your own unanswered concerns will cloud the reading.
8. If you’re getting stalked by a certain card and it’s not because you’re asking the same thing, you aren’t paying close enough attention. (Sometimes answers are literally on the surface)
9. Reversed cards don’t always carry a negative meaning or any meaning at all.
10. Name your decks if you want. Talk to ‘em. It’s honestly not as weird as you’re making it.
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imnotedgar · 6 years
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Blog Change
Soooo I may wanna be a spoopy blog now and I don’t really wanna make a whole new account since this one is so dead anyway and I might just convert it.
If you’re not into the spoopy side of Tumblr, feel free to run now.
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imnotedgar · 6 years
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This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.
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Rich people showers
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imnotedgar · 7 years
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imnotedgar · 7 years
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Ghosts, Poltergeists, Demons, Oh My!
It’s that time of year again folks. People are dusting off the old Ouija board and spreading fear. Here’s some facts about communicating with ghosts.
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