I am in the 1% of the population with this, but I really do not enjoy summer. I love winter, like… if you are cold, you can put on a hoodie, you can grab a blanket and snuggle…. Like… when you’re hot, what do you do? Rip your skin off?
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cutting open the gender reveal cake and baked beans spill out.
my mother in law licks her lips in anticipation for the baby
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With @staff 's recent post saying 1/4 of this site is LGBTQ going around, I'd like to see what the actual demographic is
So!
Please reblog for bigger sample size!
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you ever feel like those old cd players that would burst into flames if you gently bumped into them by accident cause same
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this blog is just me rambling to the well dressed slugs in my head
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using a spritz bottle to discourage the sentient lamps from escaping
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feeds you frozen cereal from the palm of my hand *
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if I was a thermostat I’d be 7 degrees off
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just married into the retirement home. The police won’t find me now
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yeah I’m fine just give me a sec to have a breakdown in my head rq
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“Did we just commit tax fraud?”
“At a gum ball machine?”
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the ADD experience of using 4 screens, listening to 2 different things and writing at the same time and feeling bored restless and not remembering where any of your water cups are
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my my what a lovely trachea you’ve got there
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