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Three Horseman of the Eyepocalypse little guys from the computer :3

Here they are. From left to right:

The Whore, the Depressed menace to society and the Sleep Deprived Wet Cat.

#tag yourself #tmagp #ommetaphobia #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #elias bouchard #well technically #jonah magnus #awesome fanart #tma

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birthday comic for wen ning 🏹

it’s still april 11th in my time zone. this counts

#wen ning #mdzs #awesome fanart

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Plenty of highly intelligent people end up getting sucked in to cults because they just wanted people to hang out with. There are antivaxxer nurses. Your ability to act on empirical reason breaks down fast if your social and emotional needs aren't being met.

#this #in germany in particular you can see this with homoeopathy #as in most people who buy homoeopathic ''medicine'' are academics #even though there is zero empirical evidence of it working aside of as a placebo #misc

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Reblog for larger sample size. Feel free to indicate in the comments your generation, approximate region of residence, your length of experience with fan fiction, or when/where you first encountered these terms.

#i am not sure i qualify as an elder at 27 but i do remember them being i use #maybe bc they were in use longer in german fanfic spaces? #anyway never heard of the second option #polls #reblog for sample size

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Stichwort aging tumblr demographic:

Wusstet ihr, dass Schul- und Studienzeiten ab dem 17. Geburtstag zeitlich auf die Rente angerechnet werden, auch wenn man in dieser Zeit (noch) nicht eingezahlt hat?

Wusstet ihr außerdem, dass man diese Zeiten selber bei der Rentenversicherung angeben muss, weil die sonst außer Acht gelassen werden?

Und wusstet ihr, was für ein absolut verfickt beschissener Aufwand es ist, diese Zeiten Jahrzehnte später nachzuweisen, wenn man in Rente gehen will, und die Deutsche Rentenversicherung halt sagt "Ja gut, wir haben hier Ihre Abschlusszeugnisse, aber können Sie denn beweisen, dass Sie auch auf der Schule waren, an der Sie Ihren Abschluss gemacht haben? Hmmmmm? Nee, nee, da könnt ja jeder kommen!"

Wenn dann nicht gerade eine Schulsekretärin noch vage im Kopf hat, dass ihre Kollegin, die selber schon in Rente ist, mal erwähnt hat, dass sie weiß, wo der Bezirk die ganzen alten Nachweise damals beim Großreinemachen hingepackt hat, UND diese dann netterweise anruft und mal schnell Unterlagen von Anno dazumal hervorzaubert, biste halt am Arsch.

Also macht das am besten jetzt und bewahrt den ganzen Kram noch in Kopie auf. Zur Sicherheit.

Und weil's so schön ist, das Ganze nochmal als Video:

#omg!!! #i do not have the spoons for this rights now but the implications take so mich pressure off?? #good thing i have all my immatrikulationsbescheiningungen saved ... somewhere ^^ #saving this for later #german shit

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Khamûl, the Lord of Rhûn❤️

#i was searching through the lotr tag for funny memes to cheer up a friend who was having a bad day #and this was the first thing that came up #horny ring wraith art #i love you tolkien fandom #never change #silmarillion #nazgul #lotr #awesome fanart

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so much of taking care of yourself as an adult is just learning to eat at home and going on walks

#fuck this but yeah #like that meme of going on a stupid walk for my stupid mental health? #it me #only sometimes that stupid walk is a stupid 8 hour hike #god i miss hiking #misc

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In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

#mental health #references #q

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— the haunting of bly manor

@lgbtqcreators event 21: beginnings and endings @lgbtqcreators creator bingo: quotes

#this is fine 🙂 #the haunting of bly manor #dani x jamie

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#great now I'm crying on the toilet again #already had a rough day but this ... 🥲 #misc

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i think that the "i do not control the ____" memes are generally tame and do not lend enough credence to the genuine absurdity of the original line that is

#ok gotta pass this on #u learn smthing new every day #misc #q

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O spring-time and summer-time, and spring again after!

"Goldberry represents the actual seasonal changes in [riverlands]" - The Letters of J.R.R. Tolkien, Letter 210

#lotr #jrr tolkien #goldberry

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so I started a new anxiety medication this past week and so far it’s been going very well except that I have extremely vivid dreams and apparently sleep texting. I seem to have sent this at 3am and i have no memory of it

but i am Right

#what killed me is soory for inconvent #this had me full-body laughing so i need to share it #laugh tag #misc

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* How to calculate the number of fics in your history:

1. Go to your history tab on your ao3 dashboard and scroll all the way down to the bottom.

2. See how many pages of history you have, and whatever the second to last page number is, multiply that number by 20 (because there are 20 fics per page).

3. Go to the very last page and count the remaining fics there (this number will be between 1 and 19).

4. Add the total from Step 2 to the remainder from Step 3.

#about 7900 #misc

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I just want you all to know, that if and when this site does experience a real exodus and/or get sunsetted for good, even if we don't keep in touch I'll remember you so fondly. You're the online equivalent of the other kid on the beach where we built sandcastles together; the girl at the campsite where we explored the trees. You're the drunk person who shared kind words in the bathroom at the club, you're the talented artists at the life drawing class or the poetry night in a city where I don't live anymore. It makes me sad that maybe in the future our paths won't cross so easily, but even when we leave this little shared piece of cyberspace, carried away on our briefly intersecting trajectories, just know I still love you

#i still remember the first online fandom friend i ever had #her handle was TonicWater on Fanfiktion.de #and she was my first beta reader back when i was 13 and stil writing fic in german ^^ #i think she was in her late teens or maybe early 20s and in retrospect i wonder what she thought about tiny me #but she was always very kind and supportive #i hope she's doing well #misc

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season 5 professor has a very special place in my heart

#ok so i watched all of it in like 2 weeks and ... i guess I'm emotionally attached to a puppet now?? #puppet history #the professor puppet history #awesome fanart

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when ur husband won't touch u or take concubines but spend regular month long meetings with his sworn brother

#lmfao #jin guangyao #the untamed #qin su #awesome fanart