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in the wake of yet another black person being murdered by police, here’s a list of relevant fundraisers and organizations that could use your support right now. 

this is specifically a call to action for fellow white people. if you’re white and you’re in any way able to, donate.

George Floyd’s memorial fund

Minnesota Freedom Fund: “We value a society that values its people, their freedom and recognizes their contribution to the greater good. A society that does not condition pretrial freedom on class or identity, that has ended mass incarceration, and that invests in restorative and transformative justice.”

Black Visions Collective, an org that strives to “shape a political home for Black people across Minnesota. We aim to center our work in healing and transformative justice principles, intentionally develop our organizations core DNA to ensure sustainability, and develop Minnesota’s emerging Black leadership to lead powerful campaigns.”

Reclaim the Block, which “organizes Minneapolis community and city council members to move money from the police department into other areas of the city’s budget that truly promote community health and safety. We believe health, safety and resiliency exist without police of any kind. We organize around policies that strengthen community-led safety initiatives and reduce reliance on police departments.”

Black Lives Matter National

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Why am I still gaining followers I haven't posted in like a month. 2 months? 3? Idk bc time is a dying concept but it's smth alright

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What a year these three months have been amirite

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I'm cackling

For those of you who follow the Stuart Semple and Anish Kapoor feud, (which you can read about here) Semple recently had his kickstarter for Black 3.0 100% funded!

Black 3.0 is an updated version to his very popular Black 2.0 which was invented as a way to give the public access to a cheap and effective black that rivals Vantablack, a pigment monoplozied by Anish Kapoor.

(*and no kapoor can’t buy this one either)

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Yall can't tell me this isn't a beautiful post

this one time I ran a red light on mistake and I didn’t notice it was red until it was too late so I just ran the light screeching like an angry pterodactyl the entire time

a cop was at the intersection so he pulled me over and when he came up to my window he was wheezing cause he was laughing so hard and he said

“ok so i know you ran a red light and that’s really bad and you should never do it again but i’m not gonna give you a ticket cause that was the funniest thing i’ve ever seen and my partner can’t get out of the car cause he’s laughing so hard he’s about to pee himself”

i forgot that i’d had my window open when i ran the red light and the cop told me that all he heard from my car was this really high-pitched “screeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”

and that’s how i got out of getting a ticket for running a red light

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The Neverending Saga

The pet owners dilemma

Are you sick or just resting

Why won’t you eat

Are you dead or asleep… oh sorry you were asleep sorry I bugged you

What do you have in your mouth, oh God spit it out

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My beloved slytherin pal, I do hope all is well

Even better now that you're active again! Hope you've been doing well, dude, I've been missing ya!

#hp #Tossermalfoy #hell yeah #The blond is b a c k #Really hope you've been doing well #Also I'm very happy at my nickname #Lmao

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Too early in the morning for this shit >:'(

Oh. 

I just realised that neither of the Black brothers have a grave. 

Well that was unnecessary.

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As a Slytherin who's bi, I highly approve 👌👌👌

hey… so i dyed and added some stuff to my

jean jacket ☺️

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Wheeze let's do it lmao. Unless, of course, you're scared of a big bad Slytherin? >;)

Anyone that follows my blog, give em some love! They honestly don't get enough love imo

I wouldn't worry about that anon. After all, not everyone can handle your amazing personality ;)

Aaaah, thanks agian. Feel like I'm thanking you a lot! You should drop into my pms so we can be friends :)))))

#Wheeze #Seriously tho #Give em some love for me #They deserve it #And their art?? #God level #Honestly #Stressedbi

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3, 4, 10, 18, 24, 25 for the Slytherin ask? 🐍

Thanks for the ask, man! I really appreciate it.

3. Greatest achievement? Probably nothing too special or anything, but realizing that I don't have to hold onto bad stuff that happened in the past? Let's just say I've been through some shit before, so it's nice knowing that I can look back on all of that knowing that I don't have to let it cling to me like an annoying burr, ya know?

4. Someone I aspire to be? John Maclean. 100% Slytherin energy. An icon. Possibly an ancient God. Out of this world. Incredible. Snatches my wig everytime I see em. A mood 24/7.

10. How long would I last on a desert island? Not long at all. The heat would kill me instantly and assuming that there's no water or oasis or whatever on it that I can drink safely would factor into my downfall too lmao. 0/10, would die instantly.

18. 3 things I look forward to? Well, my mom doesn't like them, but I'd really like to have a snake, so I guess I'm looking forward to any opportunity where I can get a snake lmao. I'm also looking forward to fall. Perfect weather, chilly but not freezing, and with the added bonus of Halloween? Yes please! Third thing I look forward to? The first(and usually the only) snowfall of the year, even if it melts until it's gone the next day. I don't consider it truly winter until there's snow on the ground lmao.

24. Something I want right now? S n a k e 🐍

25. Most Slytherin thing I've done? Probably be the person that helps with pranks by not telling the pranked person who pranked them. Oh, someone put whipped cream on your hand while you were asleep on the couch and tickled your nose until you slapped yourself, thus splattering whipped cream all over your face? Sorry, no, I don't know who did it, I was too absorbed in this book I'm reading to pay attention to anything else. Hope you find out who did it! :)

#Well #this was fun #I hope more people send me asks!! #slytherin ask game #Slytherin #Ask #Stressedbi #Thanks for asking!

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harry potter fancied cedric diggory reblog if you agree

#wheeze #I just kinda like the idea of #harry potter #At least being slightly into #cedric diggory #Lmao

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Hey nerds, send me some asks and I'll answer em! Let's do this lmao

Slytherin Ask Game

Ravenclaw | Hufflepuff | Gryffindor

1. What did you want to be when you grew up?

2. Where did you meet your best friend?

3. What is your greatest achievement?

4. Somebody you aspire to be like?

5. Are you a birthday person?

6. What is your dream job?

7. What are three things you want to do before you die?

8. Who is your favourite antagonist?

9. How different was your life five years ago?

10. If you were hypothetically stranded on a desert island, how long do you think you could last?

11. Any unpopular opinions? 

12. Would you want to know when you’re going to die?

13. Do you ever take things from the hotel?

14. Biggest pet peeve?

15. Do you hold grudges?

16. Do you like the place where you grew up?

17. Would you kill someone if they were planning to kill you?

18. Three things you’re looking forward to?

19. What would you be the god/goddess of?

20. Where do you normally sit in the classroom?

21. Would you rather always be overdressed or always be underdressed?

22. Do you own anything that has been passed on to you by a family member?

23. What can you do today that you weren’t capable of a year ago?

24. What is something you want right now?

25. Most slytherin thing you’ve ever done?

#slytherin #hp #harry potter #hogwarts #ask game #ask meme #slytherin ask #literally ask me anything #i don't even care #i'm bored lmao #hell yeah #hufflepuff #gryffindor #hogwarts houses #hp rp community #Slytherin ask game #Harry Potter ask game #Pls ask me stuff #I'm begging

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Me, a Slytherin, to my Gryffindor friends: Bastard located. Let the chaos commence.

#harry potter #Hp #slytherin things #Slytherin #Gryffindor #crying #this is so true #Especially in art class when me and my bff get together #Instant chaos #Our art teacher is done with us #He knows there's inevitable disaster when slytherins and gryffindors come together #He's ready for the school year to end #Stg

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Ravenclaw: Don't you find it weird how breathing is automatic, but when you focus on it it becomes manual?

Slytherin: Don't you find it weird how you never shut the fuck up?

Ravenclaw: You're a bitch, you know that?

Slytherin: That's my job.

#Hp #harry potter #Gryffindor #Slytherin #Ravenclaw #Hufflepuff #Ravenclaw's being annoying #Slytherin's being a bitch #hp textpost #This just popped into my head #For no reason #At all #Whatever #Lmao

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[Inserts clever post about the Harry Potter universe with a horrible pun slapped somewhere in the middle of it]

#Hp #Harry potter #Pun #Tbh tho #Puns are hella great #I'll make puns until I die #With a horrible double finger gun #And a goofy ass smile #Hell yeah

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Alright, fangirling about my favorite blog aside, bc I actually wanna make content on this blog before I disappear into the void once more:

If the hp universe were real, I really hope that by now it's made progress in helping werewolves instead of persecuting them

I don't know about you guys, but I really don't want to see another Remus Lupin in the future. I really, really don't want to see anymore children have their lives changed and treated like scum because something happened to them that shouldn't happen to anyone.

#Hp #remus lupin #but seriously though #If the hp universe were real #I really do hope that they're making progress in helping people who have been affected by the bite of a werewolf #That is all