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I can always count on you, passive-aggressive remarks about me studying history.

#you think it's a bad idea? #don't care #history is great and important and there ARE careers #history #humor #careers can bring you joy

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Really craving some polly pocket clothes atm

#they were so great to chew on #polly pocket clothes #polly pocket #nostalgia #humor

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Microsoft Word depreciation post

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Sometimes I remember that they taught us that Columbus discovered America while trying to prove to Spain that the world is round and it's like someone poured alcohol onto the fire that is my abhorrence for the current American education system.

#slayyy blatant lies pop off #american education system #education #history #american history #christopher columbus

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#why are they so expensive #they arent even the worst ones #i love capitalism #i just want plain black boots without any hassle #who is spending money on these #shoe shopping #women's shoes #fashion #humor

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Having to scroll past brand information to get to Amazon reviews is the equivalent of scrolling through someone's life story to get to a recipe.

#why are shoes so expensive i dont care about your brand i want to see my OPTIONS #amazon #humor #recipes

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Just spent an irreplaceable amount of time looking for a name of a character that will be mentioned once.

#writing #humor #background characters are fun #worldbuilding #writers

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And federal minimum is still $7.25 and enforced in some states...

#minimum wage slay #we LOVE america

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The fact that we live in a society run by morning people is slowly killing me.

#eepy

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With the popularity of the Barbie movie and everyone making Frankenstein-inspired films, I want to see a book-accurate adaptation featuring Ryan Gosling as Henry.

#frankenstein #ryan gosling #barbie #film #frankenstiensmonster #henry clerval

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Looks like Duo is taking a page out of the tumblr bots' book

#valentines day #premarital conjugation?!?! #duolingo #tumblr bots #humor

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Okay hear me out...

#honkai star rail #hsr #rivet town #robots 2005 #robots movie #memes

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Politics aside, Chick Fil A's food is so aggressively mid.

#and the price?!?! #chick fil a #unpopular opinion #fast food

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The fact that snapchat opens to your camera is so evil.

#snapchat #humor

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Just saw something about "diy tortillas"

Like

I- it's called cooking?!

#how do you like the diy soup i made? #cooking #humor #diy

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I love when past me leaves little trinkets for me.

#humor #past me

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It should be illegal to make me get out of bed.

#i want to inject caffeine into my veins #bed #tired #humor