kllingdaddy

[kllingdaddy]

no because this is so true and fyi mondler is one of my favorite couples and so is hotchniss so this is great

A little headcanon I have is that Spencer accidentally ends up interrupting intimate moments between Hotch and Prentiss.

It's not the boy's fault, he just loves his sister too much.

#criminal minds #aaron hotchner #emily prentiss #spencer reid #hotchniss #aaron x emily

[kllingdaddy]

this is the realest thing ive ever seen

Inspired by a convo me n @hotchfiles just had

#criminal minds #emily prentiss #derek morgan #jennifer jereau #jemily

[kllingdaddy]

derek: i spy with my little eye something that starts with 's'

garcia: *looks at emily and jj*

garcia: is it sexual tension?

#emily prentiss #jemily #jennifer jareau #jj jareau #wlw #criminal minds

[kllingdaddy]

the smallest man who ever lived is emily's song to doyle

#emily prentiss #ian doyle #criminal minds #cm #the tortured poets department #ttpd #taylor swift

[kllingdaddy]

she is just. so wow. like. look at her. i'm so gay like wow

#teresa lisbon #the mentalist #jisbon #robin tunney #stunning girl #sigh #i love her #i adore her #she is the moment

[kllingdaddy]

jemily headcanons of mine because why not

1. jj is a top

2. emily is a bottom

that is all thank u for your time

#emily prentiss #criminal minds #jemily #jennifer jareau #jj jareau #wlw

[kllingdaddy]

"who's afraid of little old me?" is so patrick jane coded

#the mentalist #tm #patrick jane #jisbon #teresa lisbon #simon baker

[kllingdaddy]

the dimples 🥺🥺 cutest girl

this comparison 😭

#criminal minds #emily prentiss #paget brewster #cm #pretty baby #i need her

[kllingdaddy]

patrick jane hates hugs, but he won't hesitate to hug lisbon. patrick jane despises guns, but he'll offer to go with lisbon to the shooting range and watch her let her repressed anger out. patrick jane wants to catch red john, but will kill anyone involved with the serial killer if they try to hurt lisbon. patrick jane hates to see lisbon unhappy, so he does whatever he can to illicit a smile.

in conclusion, patrick jane has been in love with teresa lisbon since the start.

#the mentalist #tm #patrick jane #teresa lisbon #jisbon #teresa x patrick #patrick x teresa

[kllingdaddy]

this is. officially. the cutest. thing. ever. im giggling kicking my feet squealing THIS IS SO CANON IDC IDC

There’s this stupid thought I keep having and it will not leave my head so I’m just gonna spiral over here; Jack has been begging for a build a bear for months so Aaron and Emily finally take him on a weekend off, and once they go to the store Emily is like what the hell is this place and she just keeps looking around so wondrously and when she sees the tiny little outfits she’s like oh my god this is the cutest thing ever. While they’re helping Jack with the whole process she keeps smiling this tiny little smile and looking around, and Aaron notices so when they’re done with Jack’s he leans in close and tells her to pick one. She immediately turns red and her eyes widen like, excuse you I don’t need a stuffed animal, I’m a grown woman in my 30s, and Aaron’s like reallyyyy and she’s like yep mhm let’s get out of here, Jack already got his stuffed animal but she looks around again as they’re leaving (where was all of this when she was a child?) and Aaron’s like yep you’re getting one and he takes her hand and drags her to the animals. 

She reluctantly chooses a brown bear but when she sees a tiny little suit outfit she doesn’t even pretend not to want it😭 so she starts building a mini bear Aaron that she can cuddle with when he’s gone on cases (she’s switched to counterterrorism) and she chooses to make a sound for it and gives the little recorder to Aaron and mumbles say something and he’s grinning and she’s blushing—her face is so red by this point—and she puts the little voice thing in the bear’s chest after he says something like sleep tight or I miss you and I’m coming home soon. She picks out a heart too and when they give it to her she lets Jack give it a tiny kiss so she can have both of her Hotchner boys close to her <3

Jack is so excited at the thought of both of them having stuffed animals and he starts trying to convince Aaron to get one😭 but Aaron is firmly like no I’m sorry and Jack’s like >:(( whatever at least me and Emily have matching cool plushies.

And then Emily picks out a suit outfit and tiny little shoes and names it something ridiculous like “Bear” because her brain is boiling atp from the heat of her blush, but Aaron is on the lookout for any weird looks she might get and whenever he finds someone with even a slightly confused stare he gives them that unsub glare and they turn away lmfaooo. She’s so red by the time they pay for it and give her the certificate, but you know what, her inner child is healed, so she actually doesn’t give a shit. However, she gets too embarrassed to carry the bag so Aaron carries it for her <3

Future baby hotchniss may or may not love to cuddle with it too🥺

#hotchniss

[kllingdaddy]

jane you stupid man SHE WANTS YOU. YOU ARE HER GOOD MAN.

blue bird countdown -`♡´- ↳ [74/100] days of Jane and Lisbon

#the mentalist #jisbon #jane x lisbon #patrick jane #teresa lisbon

[kllingdaddy]

i love how andrew mendoza just disappeared from criminal minds and nobody brings it up at all like man where did you go????

#criminal minds #andrew mendoza #emily prentiss #cm

[kllingdaddy]

maybe ttpd will give me motivation & inspiration to write again 👀

#emily prentiss #criminal minds #hotchniss #aaron hotchner #aaron x emily #writing #fanfiction #hotchniss fanfiction

[kllingdaddy]

yes i would i love 1k fics they're short and sweet and my brain can comprehend them easier 🫣 please post itttt

Would anyone read a potentially less than 1k fic (a blurb, really) that I do not want to post in my short fic series and I’m not sure I can expand more on 🙃? I feel like fics under or just around 1k have a certain vibe and a lot of times I unintentionally avoid them, especially on ao3 😭 it’s so cute tho, and I definitely don’t have the patience to wait for myself to write it into a whole fic/ add more into it plot wise. Just a cute lil scene floating around in a sea of nothingness; unknown time period, unknown surrounding plot, just hotchniss being caught red handed

[kllingdaddy]

the lunchable is sending me

a night w emily prentiss photographed

#criminal minds #emily prentiss #paget brewster #cm #wlw

[kllingdaddy]

i'm so exhausted i think my brain is gonna kaboom any minute now

#stress #anxiety #exhaustion #tired #just gotta lol thru it yk #insert hysterical tears

[kllingdaddy]

she. is. so. hot. and. sexy. what. the. hell.

teresa lisbon ~ look what you made me do

#the mentalist #teresa lisbon #tm #jisbon #ahHH #I am on my KNEES