lovelyshamelessenemy

[lovelyshamelessenemy]

Nina, texting Jesper: Jesper! Help I’m being kidnapped

Jesper: Where are you?

Nina: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.

Jesper: I’ll call Kaz.

Kaz, answering their cell: Y’ello?

Jesper: Where’s y/n? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.

Kaz: y/n? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me-

Kaz: …

Kaz: I’ll call you back. *hangs up*

Kaz: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!

Nina: WHO ARE YOU?!

#kaz's hair tho #incorrect six of crows #six of crows #six of crows incorrect quotes #ck #kaz brekker #jesper fahey #soc #crooked kingdom #nina zenik #sab memes #soc duology #soc incorrect quotes #soc memes

[lovelyshamelessenemy]

TELL ME WHY I DIED AT THIS SCENE WHILE MY FAMILY WAS LIKE 'WHAT THE HECK'

I wasn't ready for this in the first ep

#its romantic I swear #being called an investment>>>> #kaz is a simp #inej ghafa #kaz brekker #kanej #six of crows #soc #shadow and bone #s&b

[lovelyshamelessenemy]

I re-read six of crows and I swear Joost still doesn't make sense. Like ik that his chapter is to introduce the parem but like,,,,, JOOST HAD TWO PROBLEMS, THE MOON AND HIS MUSTACHE.

#joost #the moon #and his mustache #six of crows #soc duology #soc #incorrect six of crows #six of crows incorrect quotes

[lovelyshamelessenemy]

WHEN JOOST APEARS IN SHADOW AND BONE IM GOING TO ACTUALLY LOSE IT.

#joost carried change my mind #shadow and bone #shadow and bone incorrect quotes #sab #s&b #joost #the moon #and his mustache

[lovelyshamelessenemy]

The Mustache had two Moons, Joost and the Problem.

#how weird can we make it #I swear it kills me everytime #six of crows #incorrect six of crows #six of crows incorrect quotes #soc #soc incorrect quotes #joost #the moon #and the mustache

[lovelyshamelessenemy]

Nina: Anyone wants to go get waffles?

Jesper: Sure!!

Kaz: No im busy.

Inej: Yeah, ofc!!

Kaz: Would you look at that my schedule just cleared up.

Kaz: What time?

Jesper & Nina:

#KAZ IS A SIMPPP #AHAHAHAHHA #anything for inej #also can someone pls tell me the crows' weird obsession with waffles #not that im complaining #incorrect six of crows #inej ghafa #kaz brekker #six of crows #six of crows incorrect quotes #jesper fahey #nina zenik #waffles #kanej #kaz x inej #soc #soc incorrect quotes #ck #crooked kingdom

[lovelyshamelessenemy]

Inej: So, onto plan B?

Kaz: Technically, this is plan G.

Mattias: How many plans do you have? Like, is there a plan M?

Kaz: Yes, but Nina dies in plan M.

Mattias: I like plan M.

Nina: I dont, what about plan N?

Kaz: Jesper dies in that one.

Wylan: No, we aren't doing that one! Plan J?

Kaz: Jesper dies in that one again.

Mattias: Plan R?

Kaz: ..Jesper dies in that one too.

Jesper: Plan W? Plan O? Plan S? Plan J?

Kaz: You die, then you die again, then Wylan actually dies in that one, and its you again.

Jesper:

Nina: Does Inej actually die in any of them?

Kaz: ...no.

#inej ghafa #incorrect six of crows #six of crows incorrect quotes #kaz brekker #six of crows #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #nina zenik #mattias helvar #soc #ck #kanej #soc incorrect quotes #soc duology #grishaverse incorrect quotes #incorrect grishaverse

[lovelyshamelessenemy]

Istg tho this is something Kaz probably thought about while looking at Inej at the window:

#I forgot the books name #six of crows #six of crows incorrect quotes #incorrect six of crows #inej ghafa #kanej #crooked kingdom #soc #ck #kaz x inej #kaz brekker

[lovelyshamelessenemy]

Kaz: Inej and I are having a baby.

Jesper: That's gre-

Kaz, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

#shadow and bone #grishaverse #incorrect six of crows #six of crows #jesper fahey #inej ghafa #kaz brekker #six of crows incorrect quotes