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all you gays want is to sit in Rey’s lap, huh?

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My friends dope ass graduation photos

#class of 2020 #april 2020 #march 2020 #2020 election #corona virüsü #coronamemes #coronavid19 #coronavirus #history #mask #covid 19 #covidmemes #quarantine #quarentinelife #2020 graduate #graduación #graduation #graduate student #senior #green eyes #pink hair #beautiful photos #photography #thought this was cool #so cool #put this in the history books

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reblog if you’re in the following fandoms!

drinking water

having gay sex

large cock

addicted to weed

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I think I should just get “slut for Luke Skywalker” tattooed on my forehead

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SPACE 👏🏻 LESBIANS 👏🏻

me after seeing any badass Star Wars lady:

🥺💖❤️😍✨🥺😭🥰💖😘🏳️‍🌈☺️😍

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LISTEN UP HOES

Okay so I have this headcanon and if anyone wants to take it and write about it be my guest. Okay so you know how kylos kyber crystal is cracked (that's why it's all wack) okay so what if when he deviated from the jedi temple it cracked and the reader found what was left of the crystal (it was still blue)(also maybe they were a thing or whatever) so she put it on a necklace and has worn it since that night and when kylo becomes ben again (and fucking lives. Fuck you jj) she gives him the crystal peice and helps him rebuild his life and make a new saber. Thanks. Dm me if you wanna write it or talk about it.

#kylo ren #kylo redemption #ben solo #kylo ren x armitage hux #kylo ren x reader #kylo ren x y/n #ben solo x you #ben solo x y/n #ben solo x rey #ben solo x reader #my prompts #fanfic prompt #pls write this #star wars #star wars x you #star wars x reader #star wars x y/n

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THATS NO MOON

Strange and massive objects plow near the moon, captured on amateur film from Quebec, Canada. (26.03.2020).

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Eat the rich

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Jaskier has BBE.....Big Bard Energy

#the witcher #jaskier #geralt smut #geralt fanart #geralt de riv #witcher geralt #geralt x reader #jaskier x geralt #jaskier x oc #jaskier x reader #geralt of rivia #henry cavill

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when in doubt SOLO IT™

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Amen

The Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit 🙏🏼

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drinking a monster energy drink undoes your baptism

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the diamond boots stay on during sex, babe. can't take the mineshaft? can't take my shaft.

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lil nas x talks like everyone i know but like 10x funnier and i dont know how to handle it sometimes

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If you're looking to celebrate in Derry I've got just the place for you. Derry's hottest club is NEIBOLT. Opened in 1986 by famous monkey horror writer Stephen King Kong, it stands abandoned but inviting on Neibolt street. This place has everything. Junkies, hobos, a killer clown who eats children, my crush. There is a room full of clown puppets. There's a well you can climb down if you're feeling frisky. And look who just walked in - is it Oprah? No, it's Bill Denbrough dressed as an ewok for Halloween. So come on down and enjoy a night full of surprises. The password is gazebos.

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Or maybe spending $500 to fly across the country to spend a couple days with your homophobic/racist/you name it relatives isn’t just the best investment

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❄ broadway season 2019-2020 ❄

❄ THE ILLUSIONISTS - MAGIC OF THE HOLIDAYS ❄

Returning to Broadway for the fifth year in a row, The Illusionists perform a series of mystifying acts that will delight audiences.

❄ A CELEBRATION OF COLE PORTER ❄

Harry Connick Jr. will bring Cole Porter’s storied repertoire to life in a unique and exciting way for audiences of all kinds. Featuring a vibrant, 25-piece orchestra and a modern, multimedia presentation, this entirely new production brings back to Broadway both the magic of Cole Porter’s compositions

❄ WEST SIDE STORY ❄

A love story inspired by Romeo and Juliet takes the stage once again, as the audience relives the love, luck and loss of two rival lovers

❄ GRAND HORIZONS ❄

Bill and Nancy have spent 50 full years as husband and wife. But just as they settle comfortably into their new home in Grand Horizons, the unthinkable happens: Nancy suddenly wants out. As their two adult sons struggle to cope with the shocking news, they are forced to question everything they assumed about the people they thought they knew best.

❄ A SOLDIER’S PLAY ❄

The Pulitzer Prize-winning crime drama makes a Broadway debut following an Off-Broadway world premiere in 1981. The play is inspired by Herman Melville’s Billy Budd, set in 1944 Louisiana as the military remains segregated.

❄ MY NAME IS LUCY BARTON ❄

Lucy Barton wakes after an operation to find—much to her surprise—her mother at the foot of her bed. They haven’t seen each other in years. During their days-long visit, Lucy tries to understand her past, works to come to terms with her family, and begins to find herself as a writer.

❄ GIRL FROM THE NORTH COUNTRY ❄

Set in 1934 at a guesthouse in the heartland of America, a group of travelers pass in and out of each other’s lives, and share stories that awaken each other with passion, fury and, beauty.

❄ SIX ❄

The concert-esque musical gives the six ill-fated wives of Henry VIII the opportunity to tell their story through a high-energy pop score.

❄ THE MINUTES ❄

Tracy Letts’s scathing comedy about small-town politics and real-world power exposes the ugliness behind some of our most closely-held American narratives while asking each of us what we would do to keep from becoming history’s losers.

❄ COMPANY ❄

The gender-flipped interpretation of the 1970 musical comes to Broadway following a critically acclaimed West End bow in 2018. Elliott collaborated with Sondheim to reimagine Bobby’s trio of girlfriends as boyfriends; the soon-to-be married (or not) Amy and Paul are now Jamie and Paul. In addition to gender swaps, the production introduces several updated lyrics and brings the story into present day.

❄ DIANA ❄

Diana is a musical with music and lyrics by David Bryan and Joe DiPietro, and a book by DiPietro, based on the life of Princess Diana.

❄ WHO’S AFRAID OF VIRGINIA WOOLF? ❄

An academic couple reveal their deepest secret to a pair of newcomers during an all-night booze fest.

❄ THE LEHMAN TRILOGY ❄

The Lehman Trilogy follows the 163-year saga that begins with a young man in Bavaria dreaming of a new life and ends with one of the world’s largest financial crises.

❄ MRS DOUBTFIRE ❄

Daniel Hillard, a struggling, out-of-work actor, will do anything for his kids. After losing custody in a messy divorce, he disguises himself as Scottish nanny Euphegenia Doubtfire in a desperate attempt to stay in their lives.

❄ FLYING OVER SUNSET ❄

This musical follows three artists during the ’50s as they experiment with the drug LSD. At a crossroads in their lives the three come together, and under the influence of the drug, take a trip and confront the mysteries of their lives and their world.

❄ CAROLINE, OR CHANGE ❄

Sharon D. Clarke makes her Broadway debut in the transfer of her Olivier Award-winning performance as Caroline, an African-American maid whose world of ‘60s Louisiana changes in ways big and small.

❄ PLAZA SUITE ❄

A revival of the classic Neil Simon marriage comedy reunites the real-life couple on Broadway for the first time in over 20 years.

❄ HOW I LEARNT TO DRIVE ❄

It follows Li'l Bit  as she looks back in time in order to make sense of an uncle who impacted her past, present, and future.

❄ AMERICAN BUFFALO ❄

Tony winner Laurence Fishburne and Oscar winner Sam Rockwell star in the David Mamet play about a junk shop owner as he schemes to get back a valuable nickel sold for much less than it’s true worth. Emmy winner Darren Criss co-stars.

❄ BIRTHDAY CANDLES ❄

Debra Messing returns to the stage as Ernestine Ashworth, who spends her 17th birthday agonizing over her insignificance in the universe. Soon enough, it’s her 18th birthday. Even sooner, her 41st. Her 70th. Her 101st. Five generations, dozens of goldfish, an infinity of dreams, one cake baked over a century. What makes a lifetime…into a life?

❄ TAKE ME OUT ❄

Richard Greenberg examines America’s obsession with baseball in an unusual context. This play deals with a star ballplayer’s coming out of the closet during a season filled with racial tension, violence and celebrity ego trips.

❄ BLUE ❄

Three generations of a small-town South Carolina family. Feisty matriarch, Tillie, gives son Sam Jr. unsolicited advice about running the family business. Sam III runs with the girls, 12-year-old Reuben runs errands, and fashion-conscious Peggy runs up the credit cards.