noenoaholi

[noenoaholi]

written for the march foxglove editorial, inspired by this drawing by @noenoaholi and beta'd by @fish-with-more-eyes/mac

There aren't a lot of things Atsumu likes to ignore, but Kiyoomi’s abysmal cooking skills are certainly one of them. Not a single person with working tastebuds or a functional sense of self-preservation would trust Kiyoomi in the kitchen. For the sake of his sanity, Atsumu likes to pretend Kiyoomi wasn’t ordering takeout on the regular before they moved in together.

Although if there’s one thing Kiyoomi can be trusted with, it’s baking desserts and using a blender. Atsumu has no idea why those two out of everything, but Kiyoomi’s cookies are to die for and his chocolate milkshakes are delicious. He’d brag about this if Kiyoomi didn’t have the shitty tendency to mix it up and make healthy drinks too.

They’re pungent, vile and disgusting.

They’re not even easy to make, what with a million and a half ingredients and three thousand steps. Atsumu wants to puke whenever he thinks of how much energy Kiyoomi puts into waking up early and making it for him. Sometimes there’s a lump in his throat choking him up if he thinks about it too long. He shoves the feeling down ruthlessly every time without fail: he doesn’t want to think about it.

Most days Kiyoomi can’t even be assed to get out of bed until the absolute latest he can get away with. And whenever he can, he traps Atsumu there too with his stupid long legs and stupid warm cuddles.

He’s up early this morning.

Kiyoomi’s side of their bed is empty; Atsumu finds him diligently chopping carrots in their kitchen.

“Omi-kun,” Atsumu whines, wrapping his arms around his sadist of a boyfriend and doing his best to resemble a kicked puppy, abandoned outside in the cold rain. “C’mon ya made this yesterday. Do ya gotta make it so often?”

“Drink it.” Unfortunately his boyfriend’s the most stubborn person Atsumu’s ever met. He’s ruthless and heartless. Kiyoomi shoves the glass of green yuck into his hands. “All of it.”

Atsumu sniffs haughtily and graciously pinches his nose; he chugs it all down in one. It’s bitter and foul and Atsumu wouldn’t do this for anyone else in the world.

He pauses.

His mouth is filled with the most disgusting drink while the pieces click into place: he loves Kiyoomi. It’s so on brand for them, he can’t help but laugh a little. Atsumu tunes Kiyoomi’s complaints about what he finds so funny out, and gives him a little kiss over his moles.

He starts planning out the most dramatic way possible to break it to Kiyoomi in his mind. He’s a little nervous, but the urge to make Kiyoomi regret the day he ever thought dating Atsumu would be a good idea wins out. His itch for mischief drowns any fleeting feelings of apprehension easily.

Atsumu’s grateful he can still taste that nasty green drink for the first time. It makes keeping the smile threatening to break out over his face at bay. Kiyoomi calls it his plotting face. Atsumu’s more inclined to call it his moment-of-genius face. His fun face. He’d go so far as to say it’s his handsome face, but that’s just his everyday.

Kiyoomi’s never going to see his confession coming.

#thank you for this!! #sakuatsu

[noenoaholi]

i had an awesome time drawing for you 🫶🏻 thank you!! 💕

lovely osakita (+ atsumu) commission for @fawn-eyed-girl 💕

here you can check the story that inspired this art 🍙 💛

[noenoaholi]

lovely osakita (+ atsumu) commission for @fawn-eyed-girl 💕

here you can check the story that inspired this art 🍙 💛

#commission #osakita #osamu miya #kita shinsuke #haikyuu #haikyuu!! #art #fanart #my art

[noenoaholi]

#art

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Reblog to kill it faster

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Sanrio toys

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ren-o-graphics

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SURPRISE!! Have some new dennor art in the year 2024

well... i felt so emotional while drawing this because dennor were the first ship i drew on my very first tablet 9 years ago

i enjoyed the process and i also realized i have missed mathias and lukas a lot ❤️

#aph denmark #aph norway #dennor #aph dennor #axis powers hetalia #axis powers ヘタリア #art #fanart #my art #mathias kohler #lukas bondevik #hetalia #every now and then i see dennor fans reblogging and liking my old dennor art #so i've been wanting to do this for a while #for the people who have been following me for the most time #thank you!! #i hope there's improvement in my art style 9 years later haha

[noenoaholi]

A message from the set of The Old Guard.

#tog #the old guard

[noenoaholi]

do you guys remember the Old Guard. remember when there was a major mainstream hollywood action scifi motion picture starring hot women with guns where gay people kissed on the mouth passionately. and the movie was both critically and financially successful. that movie feels like a fucking fever dream. i'll never achieve the high i got when that movie came out ever again

#tog #the old guard

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#royai #edwin #fmab

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artists on tumblr... please tell me what is the best site to sell prints, merch, etc?

#artists on tumblr

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Best feeling.

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#sakuatsu #miya atsumu #sakusa kiyoomi #haikyuu #haikyuu!! #art #fanart #my art #artists on tumblr

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Schiaparelli spring 2024

#fashion

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Bloody bride look @ Robert Wun spring 2024 couture

#fashion

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hello friends! my commissions are open once again,

please help this broke college student pay her student debt

reblogs are highly appreciated 🙏🏻

here's some of my art:

#commissions #commisions open #my art #artists on tumblr #aot #snk #zelda #tloz #trigun #tristamp #haikyuu