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Quality Time

Characters - All, platonic Luke

Gn!Reader

Warnings- Swearing, romantic implications/references (other than Luke)

Category- Headcanons, Love Languages

What are their favorite ways to spend time with you?

Lucifer

Going Out

Luci absolutely adores going on walks. Either in the evening or in the morning, but he enjoys feeling fresh air, and maybe holding hands. (Which is, admittedly, a big if.)

Winter walks are especially so: even if you’re just walking down a road, rather than in a park or through the forest. Cold, fresh air, and company that he trusts.

Staying In

Paperwork/homework dates! Think if group study worked really well. Complete silence, other than the occasional rustle or pen-scratch, and maybe a clarifying question here or there.

There’s something peaceful about completing unpleasant work in good company - it balances out to utter content.

Mammon

Going Out

In what might be a surprising turn of events, nothing to do with money! Although Mammon may consider you the ultimate good-luck charm, he prefers lakeside dates, with a little picnic basket and a peaceful spot.

100% a treeclimber. That being said, it’s a lot like cats - he goes up without a care in the world, but you’re going to have to help him get back down.

Staying In

Watching bad reality TV. He especially loves shows like The Price Is Right and Wheel of Fortune, and can answer their questions insanely well.

Popcorn, blankets, and a whiteboard, so he can prove that he would’ve gotten the answer perfectly. He has a little abacus that he uses to keep score.

Leviathan

Going Out

Obviously conventions are the first pick, but those are rare and stressful! So his favorite way to spend time with you outside of the house would be coffee shop gaming.

Go to a coffee shop with a laptop, tablet, or phone, and load up a game. If it’s multiplayer, he’ll co-op with you. If not, he’ll pick his own and just order coffee. Or, if you don’t feel like gaming, bring something else to do - he won’t mind.

Staying In

Watching anime, of course! Games are fun, and he’ll likely suggest a couple, but at the end of the day there’s always a new episode out of something.

Will most likely be looking over semi-frequently to make sure you’re enjoying it, but most of his talking will be limited to exclamations of excitement at new developments.

Satan

Going Out

Cat cafes. He’ll go with or without you, but privately believes that the cats are friendlier when you’re there. Not that he can blame them - he’s also friendlier when you’re around.

Library dates are his second choice - or bookstores, depending on if there’s a new one. Regardless of whether or not you’re just in the same place or picking out books for each-other, Satan finds the combination of a calm environment and his favorite person to be the perfect setting.

Staying In

Now, of course reading is fun, but consider: reading in the garden with a bowl of tune to lure in stray cats?

Alternatively, sprawling out on armchairs in the family library, depending on if you feel like being outside. If you’re not reading, you could be playing board games - namely Clue.

Asmodeus

Going Out

Clubs? Stores? Photoshoot? He’s down for whatever, but he’d certainly prefer something he can put on Devilgram! (Even if he does back out last minute, choosing to instead preserve the memory for just the two of you. Bragging rights are nice, but it’s almost better to have a secret.)

Or, of course, consider going to a fabulous spa, nail salon, or beauty parlor. It’s easy to get short-notice access to any and all of them thanks to his reputation - Asmo may be the first person in history to be genuinely liked by business owners for the attention.

Staying In

Spa day, obviously! And by spa, he means bath salts, face masks, and ultra-soft matching pajama sets for when you’re done.

Asmo absolutely LOVES just relaxing, but it’s a million times better with his darling there! He might even get to a point where he’s happy to be the polar opposite of performative - gentle, a little insecure, but certainly still as happy to paint your nails as before.

Beelzebub

Going Out

Restaurant dates? Sure, but they’re improved ten times over when it’s after one of his Fangol games or practice. If you can find somewhere that he loves but hasn’t been to in the past, he’ll be ecstatic. Even if it’s just a food truck on the road or a new coffee place, same impact as a brand-new fancy restaurant!

And speaking of practice, consider gym dates! Regardless of if you’re working out with him, Beel would love to have you there with him.

Staying In

If you thought for an instant that his first pick wouldn’t be cooking together, you’d be . . . right. That’s his second, 100%! Your cooking and getting to spend time with you? Bring it on!

But his first pick is eating together. Sure, sure, they’re close, and sure, he’d prefer to eat something you made, but Beel’s a big fan of family meals, and you’re absolutely part of his family. For him, it’s just re-affirming that you feel just as close to him as he does to you.

Belphegor

Going Out

Stargazing. Absolutely stargazing. Be it at a observatory or just, yknow, on a cliff, Belphie’s here for it. Provided he doesn’t have to walk . . .  Bonus if you can find one that isn’t too crowded, he needs his space! Not from you, mind, but still!

He’s also a fan of cafes, but in a different way than the others. He likes curling up with you, cookies, and some heavily sugared tea.

Staying In

Naptime, anyone? In case it wasn’t obvious, the pillows and blankets in his room do serve a purpose. Plus, cuddling with a partner has been scientifically proven to improve your health, yeah? Wouldn’t it be nice to have your health improved and have a nap?

Truthfully, since he’ll sleep anywhere, you can do whatever as long as there’s a surface for him to lay down on. Or sit on him. Or maybe lean on . . . ? It’s whatever, supposing you’ll wake him up when you need to move rooms.

Diavolo

Going Out

Dia owns some establishments and is well known in the others, so it might surprise you to know that he’s not a huge fan of going out. Of course, he likes taking breaks, but he’s much more into magic stores than restaurants.

His favorite, though? Museum dates. From making up goofy stories for the exhibits to genuine admiration, he loves it all!

Staying In

Expect to be used as his excuse to get out of paperwork! Also expect Barbatos to tell him that now that you’re here, it might be best for him to work faster. Or next to you. It’s a toss-up whether he’ll get a break to spend time with you or if you’ll end up sitting next to him as he signs papers tirelessly.

If he does get a break, Dia’s happy to just listen to you talk! It could be about your childhood, your friends in the human world, the brothers, your Devildom History assignment, your hobbies, whatever it is.

Barbatos

Going Out

The local market imports new teas regularly, so there’s always a chance that he’ll invite you out to run errands - it may sound boring, but Barbs loves getting your opinion on things, regardless of how small or inconsequential.

Although parks are lovely, he prefers highly scenic flower conservatories, and loves learning about the history of various plants.

Staying In

Now, Barbatos certainly has some problems taking breaks, which are a bit worse when he’s in the castle. So, get him to take a break by helping him with his duties - get him to explain what Dia’s favorite type of tea is, or to explain a complex recipe.

Although Barbs loves just having you by his side while he works, he also loves things more along the lines of a conversation. You might not entirely get him to abandon his work for a couple hours, but you probably can have a grand time with him while he prunes rosebushes or makes soup.

Solomon

Going Out

As someone else used to human customs, any form of a date makes him happy. Granted, he might prefer certain locations - alchemy stores, fancy restaurants, and places that teach crafts.

Speaking of teaching, dance class. Solomon loves classical dancing, and would love it if you joined him in a class. It’ll probably be incredibly fun for you, especially considering how much fun you can have doing the tango!!!

Staying In

Assuming that you have the sense to not let him cook, he’d love to have you on as a potions assistant! Or tester, which is like, at least 40% safe! (he wouldn’t intentionally put you in danger, obviously, but hoo boy)

Studying together, by which he means in the same room, will definitely become a fun pastime. Solomon may not need to study, but he likes to! Especially if you’re there.

Simeon

Going Out

Really, anything, but Simeon’s especially fond of author-signing events, as ironic as it may seem. He thinks that getting to meet another author is fascinating, and enjoys learning more about the people behind novels.

Aside from that, Simeon likes going to a restaurant or cafe and people-watching. Regardless of how good at coming up with a life story on the spot, he considers it a fabulous thought exercise.

Staying In

Getting your opinion on things. Characters, settings, philosophical arguments, whatever it is, Sim’ll probably enjoy it. However, his favorite things to ask you about are the things involved in his writing, like a plot development or a newly introduced character.

Otherwise, Simeon’s a big fan of naps. Well, not taking them, but having you asleep in the room while he watches over you? It’s oddly fulfilling for him.

Luke

Going Out

Luke likes going to popular cafes and trendy decorative areas, even if he’ll pretend that he doesn’t like them all that much. He thinks it’s incredibly fun to see what makes them popular, and to try highly rated dishes - even if only to recreate them later.

If you can make a trip to the human world, Luke loves going on tours around historical sites. Even though there certainly are such tours in the Devildom, it’s scary! for you, clearly, it must be so terrifying to be surrounded by demons even on a leisure trip!

Staying In

Baking. He can be a little bit of a control freak at first, considering that he’s had a long time to perfect recipes and learn various techniques, (and considering that he lives with Solomon), but he’ll get to a point where he trusts your judgement on most things in the kitchen.

Aside from the obvious choice, Luke likes having you tell stories to him! Not that he’s, like, a kid or anything, but I think we can all agree it’s insanely comforting to have someone read to you. Bonus points if you come up with your own stories rather than read from a storybook!

#obey me! #omswd #obey me writings #obey me headcanons #gn!reader #gender neutral reader #obey me x gender neutral reader #obey me brothers #obey me undateables #little brother luke #obey me #obey me hcs #obey he hcs #love languages

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WHY DOES EVERYTIME I WRITE "GRILLED CHEESED" I FIND A REALLY COOL OBEY ME WRITER

HI ILY /P

Hi anon!! I'm glad to hear you're enjoying the blog, don't know why that keeps happening though!

#ask response #super glad to hear you're having a good time!!!

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The Fandom low key dead rn

yeahhhhhh but to be fair it's finals season for a lot of people

#like some of my classes have finals and during our finals week I'll be so tired #Probably just doing the daily stuff

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Lucifer with an MC who is also the oldest child and is expected to take care of their siblings like he is? Idk I just think he'd find it refreshing to have somebody who understands his struggle

Of course!

Characters - Lucifer, brothers as appearance/mentioned

Gn!Reader

Warnings- Swearing

Category- Headcanons, Ask reqs

Lucifer had to admit, it was rather amusing to see you automatically snap your head around as Mammon reached for a castle treasure. He knew, of course, about the fact that you had younger siblings, he did read your file before you arrived, but he hadn't expected you to have so many similarities to him.

His brothers didn’t seem to find it nearly as amusing, especially since your lectures were much more about personal disappointment. Which, surprisingly, seemed more effective.

It was about three months after your arrival that you actually had a conversation about it, after coming downstairs seemingly annoyed.

“Did something happen? You seem kind of mad.”  Lucifer exhaled, relieved that someone else had brought it up. If Levi hadn’t brought it up, it almost certainly would’ve stewed and caused you ridiculous amounts of stress.

“It’s fine, my little siblings are just trying to bring me into their nonsense again. Even across realms, I can’t catch a break . . .”

“Anything bad?”

“Nah, which honestly makes it worse. It wouldn’t have been hard to handle it themselves, or ask a teacher or anything, but no. They just had to call me at two in the morning. It’s absolutely ridiculous!” Lucifer could certainly understand the sentiment, but as to how he could help . . .

“Why don’t you take today off? It wouldn’t do to have a human passing out in the middle of R.A.D, and you look like you would. Get some rest, I’ll have Mammon bring you assignments. Satan, you catch them up on any lessons.”

Lucifer stood up, picking up his bag and ignoring the shocked looks on everyone’s faces, including yours, as he left. A singular day of rest may not be enough to make up for the exhaustion, but perhaps he would talk to Barbatos about some of the tea common in the human realm. A familiar flavour could be quite relaxing, after all.

#omswd #obey me writings #obey me #obey me hc #obey me hcs #gn!reader #obey me brothers #obey me lucifer #Aix reqs #req answers

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I am once again reminding y’all that requests are open and they are welcome

#reqs open

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ngl I sometimes wish there were more “stoic” dialogue options, both suggesting what the bubbly option is and not. Mainly because I just talk like that and it feels extremely odd to pick a super chipper one.

#like on one hand absolutely here for the noncommittal answers. 10/10 #on the other I want to talk like normal every so often #not writing #my voice just tends to be vaguely monotone? or at least my phrasing does #I talk in an insanely formal matter and I will blame the fact I'm learning German for that despite that being a long-standing thing #no I'm not excessively formal in writing so you'll have to trust me here #imagine if you will: the most formal #vaguely pretentious sounding #absolute bullshit you've ever heard. and then #suddenly #y'all #there you go

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MC who is a stylist/hairdresser

THIS ONE’S FOR THE ASMO SIMPS BABYYYYYYYYYYYY

Wanted to keep the title decently short but the jobs covered are: stylist, hairdresser, barber, makeup artist, nail artist, all around bitch <3

Characters- All

Gn!Reader

Warnings- Swearing

Category- Headcanons

Lucifer

He lives in f e a r

He’s the one who always refuses to get a haircut or style his hair, so good luck with that.

Also good luck getting him to let you do literally anything, he won’t even let you paint his nails.

If you manage to find him while he’s asleep you can get away with nails because he won’t kill you or clean them off (claims it’s too bothersome), but don’t try anything else. it’s dangerous.

By the end of season one, though? He’s still gonna say no, but he’s gonna hesitate! wow! progress <3

Mammon

discounts?

just kidding. unless?

He’ll act like he only lets you do it for the sake of not paying for a ridiculously expensive thing, but if you watch you’ll notice that he’s super careful not to disturb any of your work.

Offer to give him a haircut and watch him panic. It’ll be funny. He doesn’t wanna say no and be impolite, but uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that hair is like, his defining feature! One of them, that is.

Obviously you’d never mess it up or anything, but what if, hm? What then?

You can do his makeup all you like, as long as you’re willing to make him take it off- he might know skincare decently, but he’s too caught up in the fact you did that for him to get rid of it.

Leviathan

Can you do cosplay makeup? Like contour, and eyeliner, and-

you can? good luck getting a moment of peace. You thought it was tough before? Think the fuck again.

He’ll also let you dye his hair if you ask, although he might get kind of anxious about it, so don’t abuse the power. Just the underside going darker/lighter, highlights after a favorite character, something like that!

You’re the only person he trusts to cut his hair now.

If you offer to style clothes for him he might pass out for a little. He’s watched so much anime that he’s used to the concept of people doing that, but in practice? hmmmm

Satan

I think we can all agree that if you play with Sate’s hair, he’ll melt. Now imagine: he, being Satan, doesn’t want to admit this. But your job is to do people’s hair? And he has a lot of money to burn? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Favorite hairstyle is little braids that keep his bangs back while he’s reading, but he feels like it looks silly (it does) so never wears them outside of his room.

free reign as long as you’re reasonable about it.

Insists on paying. If you decline enough, he’ll start lending you books that he thinks you’d like based on your discussions.

Asmodeus

mm. Stylist. Yeah, you’ll get along great.

Despite being able, completely able, to do his makeup, outfit choices, hair, etc, to a professional standard, you’re getting dragged into it regularly. Any special event is an excuse to make you do his hair, makeup, and help him pick an outfit.

shopping on him at least once a week. Month if you’re not a fan. What do you mean that’s a lot? Here, try on this (Searching through the eight bags) cute sweater!

Might let you dye it in a strictly professional setting- he might trust you, but he really can’t put it past his brothers to attempt a prank that ruins him.

What started as an excuse to get professional input turns into a genuine friendship quickly- extra credit on Devilgram, complaining about people, sharing exciting news, and so on.

Suddenly, Asmo’s tagging a stylist? After millennia of doing everything himself? honey, you could set up a shop and make so much Grimm with all the publicity! He even knows a place, coincidentally, that’s up for grabs!

Asmo knew he would fall in love with you from the second you offered to give his nails rose designs. He just didn’t know how far he was going to be falling. (this is proclaimed after you choose a particularly good outfit. He only says it because he knows you won’t think he’s serious. He is.)

Beelzebub

Beel doesn’t know too much, despite being decently stylish. He might ask you to cut his hair to be more aerodynamic, but it was well-intentioned!

He’ll happily listen to you explain how certain colors look like shit with others despite matching up on the color wheel because of commercialization, shades, style, cut, etc. So long as he has a snack, that is.

If you want to style some outfits for him, go for it! He’s completely down.

Hair might be a no-go, unless you can figure out that aerodynamic thing.

Belphegor

Belphie’s asleep enough that he doesn’t have any interest in streetwear. But the instant you mentioned stress-relief skincare and threadcount, he was in.

Asmo’s gonna be mildly upset, since he’s been trying to get Belphie to learn the joys of skincare for years, but really, marketing is everything.

Explain how threadcount affects softness. It’s a great bedtime story.

Nails are fine as long as he doesn’t need to be awake to have them done. Same goes for hair, although he doesn’t want to bleach his.

Diavolo

Dia. Where do I even start, honestly. he’s thrilled. Listens to you talk about human fashion for ages, excusing the delay it causes on his work as a culture exchange so Barbatos won’t be too upset, lets you style any outfit you like for him, has to have an intervention before you can dye his hair.

He’s just like that. Makeup and skincare is a go, as long as you explain each thing!

It might get exhausting explaining things humans treat as basic knowledge, so just treat it as a part of your exchange student duties. He’ll probably give you extra credit for it, if that counts for anything.

Barbatos

Barbatos is, quite frankly, too busy to receive advice on appearances. Besides that, He already looks impeccable 24/7, so you’d be hard pressed to actually improve anything.

That being said, if he has a day off, go ahead and offer! He’ll probably say yes as long as it’s nothing that might damage or drastically alter his appearance, such as dyeing his hair. If you want to wash and braid his hair, absolutely! If you want to style an outfit and go out for the day, he’s down as long as Asmo isn’t involved.

Overall pretty chill about the whole situation. He trusts you and is definitely not using his Sight to ensure that he’s right to keep it somewhat proper.

Solomon

He’s interesting. On one hand, he’ll insist on doing something in return, probably cooking, but on the other hand, he genuinely enjoys letting you take creative liberty with his appearance.

Solomon wants to make a way that things like makeup and nail polish can be an appliance method for potions. Imagine, if you will, nail polish that helps your hands move a bit faster, or gives you claws! The possibilities are limitless.

Please, give him some fashion advice. We all know he needs it, even if he can pass for Being Gay but Otherwise A Capitalist (sorry, but he just kinda looks like a rich gay dude. Have you seen the human-world outfit?)

Why wouldn’t you want some lovely chocolate chip cookies in return?

Simeon

That sounds lovely! Simeon doesn’t particularly care about fashion, past for character design, but loves the concept of it. Go to town!

He will sit criss-cross-applesauce as you fuck around with his appearance. You want to dye his hair? Sure. Makeup? Why not. He has no concept of why no would be an option

Please judge for him. Please.

Luke

Luke might not ever let you actually dye his hair. But you know what he will allow? french braiding!

Luke finds fidgeting with his hair therapeutic, so he’s positively delighted to find out about braids in general, but his favorite are french braids. He just can’t do it on his own.

Also in terms of style, Luke feels a little awkward in human clothes, so it’d probably be appreciated if you could help him out.

#obey me! #omswd #obey me writings #obey me headcanons #stylist mc #gn!reader #gender neutral reader #obey me brothers #obey me undateables #little brother luke #obey me #obey me hc #obey me hcs

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Lucifer, pissed: What the fuck is wrong with you?

My MC, who just punched a demon in the face, sipping apple cider from a champagne glass: You want that in chorological or alphabetical order?

#I made my MC as accurate to myself as I could #the only real difference is that I'm short as fuck I'm fuckin tiny #like I would absolutely still fight a demon and probably win for that matter but that doesn't change the height problem #remember kids when in doubt knee to the groin and punch the gut #jugular too if you can reach

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✨Informal Announcement✨

I’m officially back to writing! Definitely not as much or as regular as in the past, but I’m happy to announce that I’m well enough mentally to write again!

This, of course, means that asks are very open, as I only have so many fantastic ideas. A huge thanks to anyone who has ever or will ever send in asks, they’re a huge help and I love hearing from y’all

Gonna be shitposting for like a week?? maybe? While I work on some pieces, but I’m back!

#SUPER HAPPY ABOUT THIS #WOOOOOOOOOO #send me asks if you'd like #back to writing #not a work #omswd

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yknow what would be really fuckin funny?

non-human MC desperately trying to prove that they’re not human (breathing fire, summoning things from the other room, walking through walls/on the ceiling, etc) and everyone going “wow! and here we were thinking you didn’t know magic haha”

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Y’know what

first: sorry for the absence! I stopped being able to progress in the game, got caught up in a stardew playthrough, but I’m back!

(Before this next part: I promise I don’t hate Mams, he’s just pissing me off in the lessons I’m on and I’m sad about it)

second: every time I look on like, any obey me forum there’s a bajillion posts about how Mammon’s the best because he doesn’t threaten us and a) bar on the fucking floor, b) he does, just doesn’t try to kill us, and c) he still doesn’t respect boundaries, refuses to improve, and reminds me of like half the shitty guys I’ve dated.

I’m not saying he’s not a good person, and I haven’t finished all the lessons, so who knows, but every time in-game that you choose a dialogue option such as (no, I don’t want company) (I don’t want to) or literally anything along those lines, he responds with “too bad”.

Sometimes it’s necessary to progress the story, in which case, whatever to a degree, sometimes it just gives me a bad feeling.

Also, every time, and I mean every time, you try to help him, he brushes it off. Y’all can be on the “I can fix him” bandwagon all you like, but much like Jane Austen, I believe that he’ll fix himself if he knows what’s good for him. Which he doesn’t.

I’ve also dated a lot of shitty men, and thus am fluent in red flags. I love Mammon, and will continue hoping for a self-improvement arc in the future so I can love him as much as everyone else seems to, but in the meantime, I’m going to sit here with a lock on my door and cry.

Love y’all and hope to write more soon, Aix.

#I just want to clarify: I don't hate Mammon! He's a well-written character with a lot of good points #just #so tired of people saying he's the best when for me #not a good option even to be around

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omg hey. how about solomon who has a lot of cats with a m!mc who has a lot of rats. 😩✨ just hcs or a short fic is fine

okay I have been looking at this for a while and to be completely honest, I just have no idea how to write this. I'm sorry for both the delayed response and the fact I'm not able to write this one.

#apologies to anon!!! #req denial

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It’s been a bit so I wanted to check in! How’ve you been? Have ya been taking care of yourself as best you’re able to?

-🧸 Anon

Hello 🧸anon!! I've been alright, just have some classes starting up. I hope you're doing well, I've missed you!

#🧸 anon

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hi!!! could you please write a short fic (for Mammon x trans man reader) where the reader is having a really bad dysphoria day and so Mammon comforts him?

of course anon! it turned into dialogue pretty fast, hopefully that's okay. Wishing you the best, anon, emotionally, mentally, and otherwise!

Characters - Mammon, others mentioned briefly

Transmasculine/male!Reader

Warnings- Swearing, stated romantic relationship with character, 2nd person ish with mostly "you" used to refer to reader in narration, dysphoria implied but not stated explicitly

Category- Short fic, Req answer

"Has anyone seen the human today?" Lucifer asked, looking up from his paperwork. There was a general consensus from the table that no, nobody had, so Mammon was sent upstairs to find you.

Mammon peeked into your room cautiously, knocking on the doorframe quietly. "Treasure? What's going on?"

You were huddled on your bed, curled up in the soft blanket, and didn't answer.

He walked over to the bed, (sprinted, really, but don't point it out), and plopped down.

"Listen, human, either ya tell me what's going on or we both stay home until ya tell me."

"same thing, Mams. and I don't really wanna go anywhere."

"Hey, at least talk to me! I'm yer boyfriend, after all. C'mon, treasure, trust me here!"

"I just- it's not really something you could help with, could you just stay here? I don't wanna be completely alone right now."

"Of course I can, but even if I can't help it might still be nice for ya to talk about it, right? I won't push if ya don't want to, but I'm here for a reason."

"Yeah, cause Lucifer sent you."

"Hey! that's not what I meant, and ya know it. I mean because yer my boyfriend, so ya talk to me. And just me, not my brothers. Just cause, y'know, I'm clearly the better choice here."

"Mhm. I just don't want to go outside or anything, y'know? Not today. and I don't really want to see anyone. 'cept you, obviously."

"Alright, treasure. I'll tell Lucifer yer sick, but yer gonna have to persuade him to let me stay, damn goody-two-shoes."

"You've got a deal."

#trans male reader #transmasc reader #obey me! #obey me shall we date #omswd #obey me writings #obey me #obey me mammon #male reader #Aix reqs #so sorry about how delayed this is #I hope you're doing well #I feel like this reads almost as a choose your own adventure #sorry about the kinda stiff narration

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by the way, for the two anons whose requests haven’t been finished yet, they will be as soon as possible! I’m working pretty slow right now due to some health issues, but it’s nothing major and hopefully they’ll be out soon.

#love you both! super sorry about the delay #Aix talks

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would u call me crazy if i requested a short fic where mc accidentally calls lucifer 'dad':( (platonic ofc)

first thing that popped into my head was that brooklyn 99 clip, gonna be honest

absolutely, anon!

Characters - Lucifer-centric, others mentioned/involved

Gn!Reader

Warnings- Swearing, friendly teasing

Category- short fic, Request answers

The challenge: go as long as possible not cleaning your room without Lucifer noticing.

How it was going: a week in and Lucifer once again proves that he doesn't understand the concept of knocking.

And that's how you got here, sitting on the living room couch with Satan, Belphie, and Levi, being chewed out about your rooms.

" -and honestly, it's just a matter of overall safety! Especially for humans, not to mention that clutter makes it impossible to find-"

"I get it, okay? Can I go now? I'll clean up."

"Fine, although I'll be checking in regularly to ensure that you're making progress. The rest of you are not dismissed."

"Okay, thanks dad."

You didn't seem to realize what you'd said as you ran upstairs, but Lucifer stopped in his rant, trying to process what you'd said.

(Obviously the brothers took the opportunity to escape, making a note that they probably should clean soon.)

Lucifer was still processing by dinner, at which point Asmo noticed, and decided to bring up how quiet he was being.

"Lucifeerr? You alright? You're being awfully quiet."

"mm, that's because the human called him dad earlier."

"No? When was this?"

"When you left! You said thanks dad!" Levi chimed in through a mouthful of noodles, gesturing with his water glass.

"I don't think I did, sounds like a mass hallucination to me. I probably said thanks man or something, maybe you misheard?"

Hope this is alright anon, I wasn't entirely sure how to go about it. Fair warning, would this ever happen, none of the brothers would let you live it down.

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someone talk to meeeeeeeeee

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