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in the tragic phase of loving a piece of media but having no one to yell about it with

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After all these years, it finally happened

It happened

I had a dream I was a worm

I was a worm in a relationship with a human man

He still loved me even though I was a worm

The question has been answered

#the way i screeched #paul atreides #im dying #yeah he WOULD love you if you were a worm

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Häagen-Bot.

And more robots.

#this is literally what those “artist” ai generators are #thank you for this op #why would you make the ai do the writing and the art #i LIKE doing the writing and the art #make the ai fold my laundry and maybe then i'll give a shit #anti ai #fuck ai art #comic #savage chickens #not my art

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there's just something so funny to me about shitty harvests

#i would commit crimes over a harvest like this #fruit trees betraying you is the WORST #fruit #harvest

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hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

#what a mood

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if humans had REALLY evolved to do agriculture, my entire body would not protest harvest season. hence proven we should all go back to hunter gathering thank you

#harvest season allergies are kicking my ass right now #txt

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I don’t agree with bullfighting morally, but I’ve been looking at certain pictures of matadors and their poses for a couple of months…

#flamenco dancer makes perfect sense for nightwing too #since flamenco footwork was borrowed from traditional romani dance #and nightwing is canonically romani #also op this art is gorgeous #so pretty #dc #nightwing #fanart #not my art

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Au where Dick puts a tracking chip in his brothers necks because he grew up with Batman and thinks it’s normal. His siblings, freaks just like him, are a little disturbed but mostly trying to hold back tears because omg he cares so much!!!!!

#the reason gotham thinks the bats are cryptids #is because that is truly the less horrifying explanation #these crazy people better NOT be human because gothamites dont wanna interact with them in the daylight #batman #batfamily #dick grayson #dcu

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look friend as long as the temperature is below 40 degrees Celsius i wont complain. even then the complaining doesnt properly start until 45 degrees Celsius.

saw a poll about dry/humid heat and like OBVIOUSLY everyone preferred dry heat but. would love to know what everyone considers to be “too hot”

me personally it’s a hard cutoff at 75°F. don’t need anything more than that thank you 🫶🫶🫶

#just dont let it hit 50 #please no #50°C is too much #and we get it way too often #this poll was made by a non tropical personal lmao #not judging #poll #weather #climate change

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inherently skewed poll because if masala chai wasn't on there i would have actually considered picking something else

#also masala chai encompasses so much #like #everyone i know puts different masalas in their masala chai #poll #tea

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this may or may not be a fantasy writing exercise for me. please reblog

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I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth

#i second this #give me hallways #give me hideaways #why is everything always visible now

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that list is ABSURD but the fact that after all that it ends with "Gotham is in New Jersey" had me on the floor

At this point the federal government is trying to limit emmigration from Gotham because they're scared of what those Miscellaneous Curses and Noxious Chemical ladened genetics will do to a non-exposed populous.

i've seen some people in the batman fandom look (very reasonably) at this rich mans "crusade" against crime and be like he's selfish and self important and it would be much better if he invested in infrastructure. but

have you considered the funnier and more ridiculous option that he has? imagine that all of gothams schools are funded by the wayne foundation to ensure a certain quality of life and education even for the poorest kids. they have free daycares and free clinics and free pantries....but all the craziest villains in the country still flock to Gotham because of...vibes?

Bruce is trying everything and he's so confused why everything that works everywhere else just WON'T work here. Gotham becomes a global statistical anomaly, baffling social scientists everywhere.

#batman #dcu #batman headcanon #dc comics #poor bruce never stood a chance #the fact that his own relatives fucked it up for him too lmao

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disassociate? yall have been associating this whole time?

#being fully present? #never heard of that #txt

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they are swimming around ur blog

#swim swim swim #fish

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The way that we learn about Helen Keller in school is an absolute outrage. We read “The Miracle Worker”- the miracle worker referring to her teacher; she’s not even the title character in her own story. The narrative about disabled people that we are comfortable with follows this format- “overcoming” disability. Disabled people as children. Helen Keller as an adult, though? She was a radical socialist, a fierce disability advocate, and a suffragette. There’s no reason she should not be considered a feminist icon, btw, and the fact that she isn’t is pure ableism- while other white feminists of that time were blatent racists, she was speaking out against Woodrew Wilson because of his vehement racism. She supported woman’s suffrage and birth control. She was an anti-war speaker. She was an initial donor to the NAACP. She spoke out about the causes of blindness- often disease caused by poverty and poor working conditions. She was so brave and outspoken that the FBI had a file on her because of all the trouble she caused.

Yet when we talk about her, it’s either the boring, inspiration porn story of her as a child and her heroic teacher, or as the punchline of ableist, misogynistic jokes. It’s not just offensive, it’s downright disgusting.

#disability #history #helen keller

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when the fresh air hits and you start thinking i should be more involved with my local community

#want to be involved in the local community #but there seems to be a local community to be a part of