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when did you feel that jonathan ohnn was going too far

original image btw

#breaking bad #walter white #spiderverse #across the spiderverse #miles morales #the spot #jonathan ohnn #i intentionally kept the original caption text to make it look like there were multiple of the same caption #since yk multiverse hijinks and stuff and the spot is a living portal across the multiverse #be honest the spot would totally tell miles this if he had the chance #i blame okbuddychicanery for giving me this sense of humor #art is not my forte #brock cantillo

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT IS THAT DREAM YOUR DREAM

anyways. here's a Dreamweaver Spotify playlist for if you're bored (and want to judge my music tastes <3) updating it as i find more songs that i think fit. also little explanation for which songs belong to who/what under the cut <3<3

(An italicized song means that the song Really Represents the character/theme bc some of the songs vibes aren't 100% correct <3<3<3. ALSO some songs might apply to multiple characters ueueueue >;])

Dreamweaver (Overall Season):

Dream Your Dream - Tryhardninja, Lunity

The Sky Is Falling - Jeff Williams, Casey Lee Williams

Vantage - Halfy & Winks

The Wolf - SIAMES

Cotard's Solution - Will Wood and the Tapeworms

Dreamweaver (Character):

The Distortionist - Ghost and Pals

Amygdala's Rag Doll - Ghost and Pals

Marionettes - Kanaya

Lloyd:

Lost One's Weeping (Both original and piano versions) - JubyPhonic

Poison (Thanks For Nothing) - Jayn

Awake - Ok Goodnight

Running Up That Hill (A Deal With God) - Loveless

Morro:

The Good In Me - Jon Bellion

Would You Rather - Crusher P

Think Again - Ok Goodnight

Harumi:

Free Fall - Ok Goodnight

Would You Rather - Crusher P

Parasite - NightCove_thefox

Bonus Catalogue For The Disaster Cousins' Relationship <3:

Blink of an Eye - Halfy & Winks

Mr. Fear - SIAMES

Day & Night - Ok Goodnight

Ussewaa - Ado

OKAY THATS ALL OF EM!!! if you have song recommendations please. begging on knees. please hand em over :,D

#playlist

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i love how this implies that the alternates despise six because of how insufferable he is

now that i think about it i actually want some fics with alternate povs in them, since it would be nice to see how they think and their justification for their, uh, yknow

and also to see how gabriel manages his lil army of alternates. like how the fuck does he spread them around and how organized are they, what do said alternates think of each other, and if they like doing other things when theyre bored or arent receiving any orders from ol gabe

Hello! , I hope you have good day/night ♡!

Facts or Headcanon About tv intruder/six? , Because He's so cool in you're artstyle 3<

[Sorry For bad English]

Ey hello there! I hope you're having a good day/night as well!! Very flattered that you think Six looks cool in my artstyle! He really do be rocking that mafia/car salesman vibes ajdasdaahgd-,,, Anyways, I'd be more than happy to list some of my personal little headcanons for Six! These are all written for my AU btw so keep that in mind hehe,,

Headcanons of Six/TV Intruder:

- A complete egomaniac, only cares for himself. Ever since that whole mass kidnapping fiasco that happened in four different counties, his ego had risen. He's entirely convinced that he can do whatever he wants. Has no problem tormenting random humans and even his own kind. Especially the type 3 alternates, flawed impersonators. His tormenting can range from sly teasing to degradation and humiliation.

- Prefers working alone. Why would one of the most powerful doppelgangers need some annoying underling following them, am I right? Unless, Six is assigned with someone by Alt!Gabriel then he has no other choice but to comply with his overlord's orders.

- Speaking of his overlord, he's always seen with a smile. Although, it is easier to make him frown by comparison. Watch him go against someone stronger than him and you'll see that shit-eating grin disappear in an instant. Six absolutely hates to lose or have his plans foiled.

- This headcanon applies to every alternate in my AU but I'll say it anyway. All alternates are asexual by default, they are not meant to reproduce. They can feel romantic attraction but even then it's not that common. Six is asexual, aromantic asexual to be exact. Like come on, this guy only loves himself if that wasn't obvious by now.

- Has the ability to manipulate technology. He prefers using televisions as they seem to be the most efficient. Most obvious TV related power he has is displaying himself on screens. However, Six can also monitor humans through their TVs without them even knowing. As long as he has a functioning television near him, he can spy on whoever he wants. Lastly (for now), a more powerful move of his is hand summoning from TV screens, they are stretchable and black colored. This was most helpful during the thousands of kidnappings he caused.

#mandela catalogue #mandelacatalogue #alternates #mandela catalogue alternate #six #mandela catalogue six #an intruder #intruder alert

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opheebop sexually harasses salty /j

second image is the version with an extra panel for funnies

https://twitter.com/dms_weird/status/1493836524399599617?s=20&t=vLp8FOehNSuYOUntoDE9xw is the tweet i got the text messages from

#ssn #saltyssundaynight #fnf #fnfmod #fridaynightfunkin #fridaynightfunkinmod #opheebop #opheebop peppered #peppered opheebop #saltyssundaynightpeppered #ssnpeppered #salty fnf #peppered salty #ssn salty #I got your VooDoo doll I'm sucking your balls rn

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i forgot what the post was gonna be……. i made these n then my brain stopped after that step

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extremely vague but intense comic-ish thing that I was unable to fully flesh out b/c it was getting extremely late when I was drawing it… but I knew I probably wouldn’t finish it at all if I tried to carry on the following morning… also it’s probably cursed since the first 5+ times I tried to post it to twitter my phone screen responded by turning completely black.

Anyway I’m not entirely sure what’s going on here but I know that neither of them like it.

#spamton #spamton g. spamton #deltarune #deltarune chapter 2 #kris #kris deltarune #deltarune kris

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living containers more like tiny little boinklescroinkles

here’s my latest hot take:

vessels as penguins

will huddle together for warmth

slap fights between little ones

baby vessels waddle

older vessels will doze off standing up, prompting smaller vessels to huddle up with them

look me in the eyes and tell me a vessel like ghost wouldn’t slide down a hill on their tummy

#hollow knight

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YEAHHH BABY!!

NOW I CAN KEEP WRITING THE COOL PERMAFROST SPAMTON FANFIC IVE HAD FOR A FEW WEEKS NOW!!!!

are you fine with fics being made of your permafrost neo au?

Absolutely!! ^^ Go for it!

#spamton neo #spamton g. spamton #spamton #deltarune #deltarune chapter 2 #permafrost neo

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i love spamqueen

I love them sm

#spamton #spamton g. spamton #deltarune #deltarune chapter 2 #queen #queen deltarune #deltarune queen #spamqueen #THE BEST SHIP EVER

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these two little shits are exactly the same

look at them and tell me that they arent

theyre both tiny, theyre both in bad situations, and theyre both foul mouthed

only difference is one is a darkner (puppet??) and the other is a “little scrap drone”

#bayverse #transformers #deltarune #spamton #spamton g. spamton #tf-wheelie #bayverse wheelie #THEYRE LITERALLY BOTH TINY MEN WHO ARE SCRUNKLIES FHHRGEHEW

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crying rn this is too cute for this world

Ok but for real though, Arcee was introduced like, around the same time Hot Rod was. They're both The Babies of the G1 Autobot family if you go by when they were built or whatever.

I want to actually see Arcee get a turn to be The Kid instead of The Angsty Girl or The Love Interest for once tbh.

#transformers #maccadam #g1 #arcee #optimus prime #optimum pride

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i mscared

What if moist cr1tikal but exxxtra moist?

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i absolutely adore how they just have this whole tom and jerry dynamic going

its beautiful

this fucking crack ass au kinda grew legs, so i got more of these two assholes for you

#transformers #tom and jerry #idw #megatron #starscream #maccadam

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incorrect quotes

DOTM Ratchet: Cybertron is in shambles...

AOE Crosshairs: CYBERTRON IS IIIIIINNNN SHAMBLESSS!!!

#bayformers #bayverse #michael bay transformers #transformers #maccadam #it's still in shambles but at least it's funny now #sort of #in a cosmic sort of way

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i submitted this ask, thank u for the answer!!

post neo fight, do you think that spamton might be able to slowly get rid of all the brackets in his speech? as in, he gets to finally choose his own words after becoming the dealmaker? what if he finally got his hyperlink unblocked? would gaster's influence finally fade away from him physically and mentally?

i think post-NEO fight he'd definitely have a change to his speech. post fight he gained that bout of lucidity where his speech pattern / catchphrases disappeared, but i interpret that as an immediate consequence of having his strings cut -- he's still guided by the invisible force that runs the world and that wouldn't wait too long to re-assert itself. after all, as the Dealmaker (or puppet scarf if you did that) he is firmly conforming to his place in life as a Darkner -- he's living as a physical item in service to Lightners.

gradually i think he'd be able to use the brackets less and less, the way i see it is that they were selling points / catchphrases that he was using pre-gasterfication that became involuntary after his career crashed and burned. depending on how long, there's a minimum amount of corruption that wouldn't be possible to undo. if i were to draw out a headcanon of the lower threshold of corruption post-fight, he wouldn't have such heavily emphasized joints and he'd gain a lot more squishiness in the face, but he'd still have visible articulation in his jaw and have permanently lost a huge amount of coloration. basically an off-white addison with some hard burned in traits.

my take on the [Hyperlink Blocked] situation depends on what exactly it is, which we really don't know but can theorize about! he only lost the need to say it at peak power in NEO form, and if his restrictions roll back in with a weakened body, that's something you could say would stay in place or would just disappear post-fight after he pushed through the largest hurdle between him and what he viewed as his freedom.

thanks for the question :- ) i love talking about this stuff have a doodle i never posted.

#spamton #deltarune #spamton g. spamton

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Flavor text ideas:

* The wind is howling.

* Spamton jerks around on his strings, freezing halfway through.

* Spamton glares hatefully at Kris.

* Smells like frozen circuitry.

also if he does the inhale move again it would be cool if instead of just dark dollaroos, he sucks in tiny, hard to avoid ice crystals along with the regular projectiles. to make up for it, before he can do the “big shot”, he freezes up and the turn ends

So I uh, had an idea. What if instead of dying during the snowgrave route, Noelle using snowgrave initiated a second form?

I called it Permafrost Neo. ----------------------- Here's some extra trivia tidbits I thought of!

Design-wise:

- Has frosted hair

- Ice grows back if it's broken off

- He is in a lot of pain, hard for him to move

- Freezes up when talking, doesn't finish sentences Battle headcanons:

- Automatically in enraged mode

- "diamond" projectiles are now ice. Double in size, half the speed

- Does 2x the damage, 2x defense, but health is lower

- Has attack called "Cold hearted" where he throws his heart at you and if it hits, your speed is halved

#spamton #spamton g. spamton #deltarune #snowgrave #spamton neo #sorry if some of it doesnt make sense #im very dumb and currently grasping at straws

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spamton, moments before being evicted

#save him #spamton #spamton g. spamton #swatchling #there are federal agents outside my house #shitpost