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Y/n getting on Nanami's nerve for fun.

Nanami: Careful Y/n... I'm about to lose my Gentleman's card.

it's a quote from a book and Nanami is the first person that popped in my head when I read it 😂

#funny #jjk #writing prompt #jjk funny #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen #dialogue prompt #yuji itadori #megumi fushiguro #reader #gojo satoru #nanami kento

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I love seeing overpowered Y/n brat with sassy and sarcastic personality with mental issues that sticks up like needle in everyone throat yet loved by everyone too. I'd die for that trope.

#funny #jjk #writing prompt #jjk funny #jjk x reader #dialogue prompt #reader #y/n

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Y/n: Why would I go for a mission in Kyoto when you dead ass were rude to my friend,Yuji, all day long ?

Yoshinobu *Shocked*: What..

Y/n: Go apologize and I'll reconsider helping you.

*Him going along without a word* (walk'em like a dog girly 😂)

Y/n: Now that's settled. Do you think you, I can borrow one of the prohibited books of the school ?

Gojo *enjoying the fact that y/n always sticks up against everyone he hates without her realizing* : Anything for my favorite lady.

#funny #jjk #writing prompt #jjk funny #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen #dialogue prompt #yuji itadori #megumi fushiguro #reader #gojo satoru #yoshinobu

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Kissing JJK men without hands and seeing which one of you will give in first!

warnings ⚠️: None.

Yuji: Pretty Boy yuji, ain't gonna last AT ALL. Probably won't touch you but will start begging you to (Bonus point: teary eyes)

Megumi: He's probably going to last for a while before he says "Fuck this shit." he got frustrated and pulls you in roughly.

Gojo: He's either a tease to the point you regret it. Or he won't last and will keep on accidently touching you at the start. You have to restart till you give up on the idea.

Nanami: Won't participate. He doesn't see the point of it "its a waste of time". But if were to be pushed. He will win the bet so bad he will make you beg.

Yuta: He will last more than you think. then mutter "Sorry" before he pulls you in for more. Probably going to apologize for disappointing you afterward.

Sukuna: Probably the one who comes up with the idea to watch you struggle. He also told you he will punish you if you touch him.

Inumaki: (He's a baby), but we all saw how he's controlling himself, not to talk. you ain't winning.

#funny #jjk #writing prompt #jjk funny #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen #dialogue prompt #yuji itadori #megumi fushiguro #reader #gojo satoru #inumaki toge #ryomen sukuna #yuta okkotsu

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On Mission while making a plan Yuji keep mentioning someone nobody seeing.

Nobara: Stop messing around Yuji let's go! *starts to run*

Yuji: Wait, Y/n! Not like that!

Y/n turn out from the nothingness in a witch like outfit [ the hat the heels everything (they are a witch)] and without stopping, keeps on running towards the goal

Yuji: Not like that either!

Y/n: You want me turn or don't you want me to turn, pick a side! *Turn to a bat*

Yuji: And now you are a bat?

Y/n: I am today. *fly off*

Megumi: So it was a real person after all..

Yuji: You thought I was crazy?!

Nobara and megumi: Yes.

This lives rent-free in my head 😂

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Panda talking about exams: Aren't you stressed ?

Yuta: Yeah.

Yuta: ...

Yuta: Wait, about what ?

#yuta okkotsu #funny #jjk #writing prompt #jjk funny #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen #dialogue prompt #yuji itadori #megumi fushiguro #reader #panda #stressed king #gojo satoru

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Gojo to the trio: Dinner on me today!

Nobara: nah i'm full

Gojo: Huh? what did you eat?

Nobara: Apple and peanut butter

Gojo: Huh?! What's that suppose to be?! DinneR?!

Yuji & Megumi: Yup, that's a girl dinner.

ps: I die for gojo dad and 3 supportive siblings trope 🥺

#funny #jjk #writing prompt #jjk funny #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen #dialogue prompt #yuji itadori #megumi fushiguro #nobara kugisaki #gojo satoru

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😂😂😂 the fact that this actually happened to me and my older sister makes it even funnier.

Toge: Help! I’m drowning! Yuuta: Calm down. We’re only in six feet of water! Toge: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL!

#jjk #jjk funny #jjk incorrect quotes #Jujutsu Kaisen

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Since my long stories aren't that much of a hit, here's the idea instead:

Y/n from nowadays world, where there was rumored that beautiful light would appear at certain night in winter and everyone decided to watch it including Y/n. But Y/n decided to go to close by frozen lake to skate till the light appears and record a video of them ice-skating under the beautiful light. And that's exactly what happened. Except that Y/n hears clapping and turns to face OF Sukuna from the old days, only to realize that they traveled through universes without knowing how, where or when. How would Y/n manage to survive? Would they be able to go back to their world? What would sukuna do to them ?

#jjk #writing prompt #jjk funny #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen #yuji itadori #megumi fushiguro #dialogue prompt #reader #ryomen sukuna #sukuna #promtps #fic prompt #fic ideas

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Y/n accidently stepping in one of Gojo and sukuna fights:

Y/n [Hands in the air]: I come in peace, I don't wanna fight either of you.

Sukuna: I do. [Throws a cursed attack at Y/n]

Gojo: Careful, she's a psycho.

Y/n [dodge the attack]: Bitch, I said I don't wanna not that I can't!

#funny #jjk #writing prompt #dialogue prompt #jjk funny #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen #yuji itadori #megumi fushiguro #reader #ryomen sukuna #sukuna #gojo satoru

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[Megumi Fushiguro & Fem!Y/n]

Warnings: None. It's kind cute.

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It has been a while since the new student made it to Jujutsu school in Tokyo. She left a huge mark on everyone despite the short period. Nobara and Yuji fell in love with her the munite they met. They found her big, curly hair fascinating and stylish. Not to mention her style, at the airport, They were staring at her, thinking she was a model before she approached them introducing herself as the new student, and it took them awhile to comprehend that. They immediately became bestfriends.

Megumi don't hate her either, He respected her chill and kind personality. Especially after seeing her, laugh off Yuji and Nobara rude ass questions such as 'You are an African? if yes why are you white?' or 'How your hair stays up like that throughout the day?' Rude much? but they meant no harm, They were genuinely curious, and She knew that, and that's why she laughed and answered every question thoroughly. She didn't need too but She did. He admired that.

Gojo tho admired her for a whole different reason, To be fair, She may not leave a good mark on everyone. The way Y/n lashed out at Yoshinobu Gakuganji once for not respecting Ijichi shocked everyone. She reminded everyone that she was not japanese and that she didn't grow up respecting the elderly. Rather, she respected who deserves to be respected. To her, ijichi deserved more respect than Yoshinobu or the higher-ups ever deserved it. Let's not forget the fact that quote on quote said,'Higher-ups ? I don't respect bitchs who don't show their faces on battle fields' she was ready to fight Yoshinobu, cursed energy going through her body and blood lust, fulling the room. Gojo somehow managed to calm the situation, but the amount of respect Y/n gained wasn't something anyone can control. She was feisty and crazy enough not to think twice about fighting the higher-ups herself or anyone in that matter, keeping everyone on their toes.

That's why, when shit went down the hill in this mission, nobody doubted Y/n capability to keep up until the backup appears. Her ability was more or less simple, Teleportation. Her mind, It's her mind that scared everyone. She made a simple teleportation which supposedly trivial, at best, a 3th grade technique to 1st grade technique: instead of learning how to save up energy to teleport more people if needed and staying at that like everyone on her clan did, First, She learned how to change the teleportation technique to something similar to resizing technique and teleport a object or person to a bigger or smaller size to either blow or squish them. She also learned to transport organs, eventually leading to learning to transport cursed energy too, so instead of saving up cursed energy, she uses the enemy's energy against them. The only problem is that she has to touch the person or the object or the place to teleport it, from or to it.

With that much said, it was supposed to be a simple mission to capture a curse user and bring them back. after being surrounded, The damned old man made a pack with the heavens in exchange for his soul to open up portals and let 300 1st grade curses out and about. Who would fucking do that?! No-one had much time to think before screaming started, Y/n quickly teleported the other 3 with her out side of the mess along with her. She quickly found her way back now that her back is clear and the others are safe, She can think properly.

By the time, back-up appeared, Y/n have killed 60 of them. Thanks to her using the enemy's energy instead of her own she wasn't showing any hints of weakness. Soon enough, Kyoto's , Tokyo's and other sorcerers appeared to help. Unfortunately for Y/n the less enemy's the less powers she have. So by the time they ended the 300, and the Portals were showing the hints of blowing up. Y/n and eveyone around her was barely able to move.

"Where's that fucking blindfolded guy when he's needed?" Y/n whispered before transporting everyone away,herself excluded, with the last bit of her curse energy. She bearly was able to run toward megumi, who was also too beaten and too shocked to move. 'Damn it, I should have marked him when I had the chance.' The girl thought, regretting her life choices for once in her life. A white-haired man appeared out of nowhere front of the crowd watching his two students finding their way towards them with seconds left to the explosion, He held his hand up ready to help till he felt it.

He watched as the whole place exploded, blasting wind towards them. "Why.." The black-haired kid asked turning to Y/n. She was able to sense Gojo in time to use his curse energy, it was Gojo who joked that he will safe her life if she marked him just in case which Actually safed her. 'He knew' that all she can think right now. Before turning to Mrgumi, He had his arm around her shoulder and her arm around his terso helping him standing, their faces close enough to feel each other's breaths, she shook her head smiling,, shaking all of the thoughts aways. She just glad they made it. Looking at his sparkly eyes, "You haven't fucked me yet, can't let you die" she laughed making the boy flush bright red, his eyes wide open before turning his face away. Gaining hair ruffle from Gojo and cheeky "I told you, you are popular among the girls", "Shut up!" Megumi whispered, gaining another laugh from Gojo and Y/n together. They sure love to torture him.

After that accident, Megumi been flushing alot around Y/n. Now, those words are the only thing the poor boy can think of. 'Was she serious?'

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This draft, I'm still not posting anything new because of exams tho. Sorry. Hope You enjoyed. DM/Comment ideas or something if u enjoy and want more. Any support is appreciated 💯 🙏 .

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jjk non-related Post

I got exams next week. this post to motovate me [Kinda]. I also got 3 unfinished fics but that gotta wait.

Wish me luck.

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is it weird that I look at Sukuna Original Form and think: I would like to cuddle with him?

like he's so big, like big bear 🐻 he has 4 arms, he would hug you twice.

but I know if I stood before him, he probably would kill me without a second thought.

#sukuna #funny #jjk #jjk funny #jjk x reader #writing prompt #jujutsu kaisen #yuji itadori #megumi fushiguro #reader #ryomen sukuna

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thinking about Yuta Okkotsu saying "I want to have a connection with someone. I want to be needed by someone. I want the confidence to feel like it's okay to live."

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I love all the psychos and mentally ill people that relate to the shit my unstable ass post. 🥺❤️

#We are just trying to cope #its working somehow #funny

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Yoshinobu Gakuganji and Y/n arguing.

Y/n: This exactly why you got no bitches through out your life,old bald virgin ass zombie-like grandpa!

Yoshinobu: You brat!

Y/n: Shut up, you cuss like your father, weak AND DEAD!

Gojo in the corner, laughing his ass off.

Yoshinobu: I'll show you-

Y/n: Show me what ? Your saggy ass ?!

Gojo laughing even harder.

Shoko about Gojo: He's enjoying this bit too much.

Yaga *face palming*: Yeah..

I think this gonna be part of the short story I'm writing ✍️, but I'm not sure, tho. It may make it longer than it was meant to be, If I add it.

#funny #jjk #jjk funny #dialogue prompt #jjk x reader #writing prompt #jujutsu kaisen #yuji itadori #megumi fushiguro #reader #yoshinobu gakuganji #gojo satoru #shoko ieiri #Yaga

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Im literally writing a short story now just Cause I wanna use a sentence. One sentence. 🙃 it's 78% Done but I'm lazy Bitch so imma stop till I convinced myself it's good enough to be released.

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