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No one;
12-year old Sasuke; my ability to be happy evaporated when I was 8
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Itachi; I was raised as an only child.
Itachi; it really pissed off my brother.
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Kakashi; the cool part about me is that I have so many different personalities. the sad part is no one likes any of them.
Obito & Rin; b*TCH WE DO
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Little Minato; I know you think my judgement is clouded because I like Khushina a little bit
Jiraiya; you doodled your wedding invitation, son.
Little Minato; No, that’s our joint tombstone.
Jiraiya; my mistake.
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Naruto; I made a mistake!! now are you going to help me or are you going to continue to berate me?
Sakura; I am perfectly capable of doing both at the same time.
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Tsunade; Please sit in this chair. I want to ask some questions.
Sakura, whispering to Naruto; deny everything.
Naruto; that’s not a chair.
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Obito; well, well, well if it isn’t Naruto and his shinobi alliance
Naruto; but it is us
Obito; … no, it’s an expression
Naruto; your villain tricks won’t work on us!
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Boruto; Your eyes are so beautiful.
Sarada, putting her glasses on; Thank you. They don’t work.
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Sakura; I trust Naruto.
Yamato; you think he knows what he’s doing?
Sakura; I said trust. I wouldn’t go that far.
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Kakashi; I need attention.
Gai; *hugs him*
Kakashi; that was really sweet gai, but I should be more specific. I need medical attention.
Kakashi; I just got stabbed
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Genin Team 7, texting Kakashi; where you at?
Kakashi, texting back 2 hours later; my limit
Genin Team 7; Typing…
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Obito; listen here you son of a b*tch
Naruto; hey! Don’t talk about my mother like that!
Obito; I was talking about your father.
Naruto; oh
Naruto; carry on
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Kakashi; have none of you guys been listening to me?
Sakura; oh sorry, I zoned out
Naruto; my bad, I got distracted by this Ramen coupon I found
Sasuke; ignoring you was a conscious decision.
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Sasuke; you’re gay
Naruto; Im not gay
Sasuke; you just kissed me!
Naruto;
Sasuke;
Naruto; okay maybe I’m a little gay
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Naruto; [gazing sadly into his orange chicken]
Sakura; Look, I told you Panda Express was a Chinese restaurant and not a train station run by pandas.
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Obito; met a dumbass today. awful.
Kakashi; you looked in a mirror?
Obito; someday you will have to answer for your actions and god may not be so merciful.
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Kakashi; I’m not sleep deprived!
Kakashi; can a sleep deprived person do this?
Kakashi; *gets up and immediately collapses*
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