Guys stop girlbossing so hard you're setting up too many expectations for me and I can't handle that.
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I would love a fanfic that was just Aditi Hilli teaching Jesper everything she could do. I want more fics of Jesper actually knowing his powers but not in the way that other Durast do. Where are my comfort family fics PLEASE? Being one of the few (if you don't count Sankta Nayer from Netflix) who use their powers differently needs more investigation.
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Some point after Season 2 of Shadow and Bone
Inej: We did it! We helped save Ravka!
Kaz: But what about the MoNeY!, I must be paid what I am due. Do you think I did this for free?
Nina: What about the lives we saved?
Kaz: i鈥檝e got several million kruges on the line, Ms. Zenik, the people we saved was only part of the job.
Inej *looking disappointed*: Don鈥檛 tell me you wouldn鈥檛 have helped those people anyway Kaz
Kaz: ...
Inej: Kaz?
Kaz: You said not to say anything.
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Kaz *gesturing to jesper*: Hey Jesper, watch this.
Jesper turns around and realizes that Kaz is holding his hat.
Jesper: My hat?
Kaz *sticks his hand in the hat and pulls out Milo*: Tada
Jesper: Oh cool another magic tri-... MILO?!?
The ol' Kazzle Dazzle baby.
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jesper in soc: fuck the rich! 馃槨馃槨
jesper in ck: fuck the rich 馃槼馃き
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Zoya: Why are you watching Nina麓s friends? Did Brekker stole something again
Tamar: No, is just that we were having an argument , we know that they are three couples
Tolya: But we never know who is dating who
Zoya: How could you not know?
Tamar: Just watch them!
Jesper: i have a zit on my back i can't reach , can someone pop it out for me?
Nina: Right on! , it better be a big one
Inej: you can't be mad at me forever
Matthias: If i am not enought for you, you should just say it instead of double timing,i thought we got something special
Inej: You were too sick for the gym and she was avaliable. I never said we were exclusive partners
Matthias: Is she prettier than me? Was she better?
Wylan: Is it so hard to bend and pick up the clothing? i am not even asking you to do your laundry, just not leaving your socks spreading all over my floor
Kaz: Nobody is asking you to pick it up
Wylan: See? you don't get the point, you are an unconsiderate slob...
Tolya: This happens everytime, when we are sure which ones are the couples they pull that
Inej: "stands up"
Jesper: Where are you going?!
Inej: Just the bathroom
Jesper: oh, come back soon, i am missing you already baby
Wylan picking up a yellow flower: you take it, it matches your hair
Matthias: Thanks, speaking of which , did you like the bouquet i sent you? your mom said you needed blue ones
Kaz: Nina, my love, go and get me a coffee
Nina: What if i poison you and dance on your grave?
Kaz: As long as the poison is on my coffee , i won't have a problem
Tamar: they are crazy!
Kuwei passing by: oh yeah, if it helps; i kissed three of them
Tolya: No! it doesn't help at all!
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You're telling me that in the grishaverse, durast (Materialki in general) are seen as weak when they got the most badass power (excuse me, small science) i've ever seen? What the absolute fuck.
They can change the structures of metals, core clothes, plants, textiles, etc. We saw in the show that Sankta Neyar control the iron in people's bodies. Aditi Hilli could extract poison from someone. These are things commonly seen that only the Corporalki can do. But Nah, just durast alone studying their power can wipe others off the map with a flick of their wrist. Unlike some others, they are always gonna have material available for them to use. Metal is everywhere, chemicals are everywhere (Alkemi are not commonly seen but based on their general description they are more powerful than what people think.)
Essentially, my main point is that Jesper, untrained, could literally move bullets. David was always trained in a specific way (what the little palace teaches him) but oooooh boy, imagine if he just stepped a little out of line and learned more? They both would be absolutely powerful. They were side characters because the plot deemed them to be, otherwise they'd be pretty damn unstoppable.
Anyway my main point is that I need more Jesper and/or David fics and just fics of Durast and Alkemi in general because if I was a grisha? Id want to be a durast.
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk. Please feel free to make fics (pretty pls 馃檹)
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The fact that Jesper Fahey is grisha and we all seem to forget it is amazing.
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man this sucks (<- likes a niche character that hardly has any fan content)
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Please I need more Grisha! Jesper fics. Im begging you, im on my knees begging you. I need bare scraps. I just need more central-jesper fics where he uses his powers. Pleaseeeeee i am desperate and willing to do anything for a crumb.
Grisha Jesper for the win
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