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I have personal beef with ao3 for limiting kudos “you’ve already left kudos here” STFU IK, I WANT TO GIVE MORE
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siredtodeadgaywizards · 2 months
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you are smoking hot, don’t let anybody tell you otherwise
Sirius Black at one point in his life
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siredtodeadgaywizards · 3 months
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dorcas: embracing my demons this year. french kissing them. might even fuck them
regulus: well, marlene's in for a fun year ahead
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siredtodeadgaywizards · 3 months
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Sirius: *knocking on Regulus’ door*
Sirius: hey are you decent? I need to talk to you about something
Regulus: Morally? Absolutely not. Do I have pants on? Yes
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siredtodeadgaywizards · 4 months
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I’m 32 years old. I’ve got no money and no prospects, but I do have 18 years of being a marauders fan gathered up here in my hippocampus. I have been here since the very beginning. I was there when the fandom was turned upside down by the Snape’s Worst Memory chapter. I was in the trenches during the snily wars when The Princes Tale chapter was published. I have watched this fandom grow and diversify in the best ways possible. However, I am here today to promise you that James Potter didn’t have eyes for anyone but Lily Evans his entire life. He would do anything for her. He loved and believed in her so much that he died for her, for the product of their love. There are 4100 pages that you can get this information from. Thank you for coming to my tedtalk.
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siredtodeadgaywizards · 4 months
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reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something
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siredtodeadgaywizards · 4 months
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Regulus, to Sirius *drunk as hell*: Sirius thinks he knows everything but he doesn’t know i’m in love with James
Sirius: i’m sorry what?!
Regulus: sorry, my bad!
Regulus, to James: Sirius thinks he knows everything but he doesn’t know i’m in love with James
James: you’re- you’re in love with me?!
Regulus: …
Regulus: where the fuck is Pandora when i’m talking to her?!
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siredtodeadgaywizards · 5 months
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James: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back. Sirius: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.
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siredtodeadgaywizards · 5 months
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Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!
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siredtodeadgaywizards · 6 months
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Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!
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siredtodeadgaywizards · 6 months
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James: I want to be with you for the rest of my life. Lily: Damn, that sounds like a marriage proposal. James, getting down on one knee: That's 'cause it is.
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siredtodeadgaywizards · 6 months
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Well-thought-out post that I spends way too much time and effort on: 12 notes
Shitpost I make while half-asleep or using the bathroom: 3428 notes
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siredtodeadgaywizards · 6 months
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life is too short to pretend you don’t read smut
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siredtodeadgaywizards · 6 months
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*In the Afterlife*:
Lily : James look ! Severus is here ! He's gonna take Harry an-...
James : Hug your dead body.
Marlene : And leave the house, abandoning your crying one-year-old alone with your body.
Evan : After looking at him with disgust.
Dorcas : And purposefully kicking James's body.
Lily :
Lily : As soon as he enters the Afterlife I will break his nose.
Regulus : And kick him so hard that his ribs will be left in crumbs !
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siredtodeadgaywizards · 6 months
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walburga: you’re not good enough for my son
remus: you’re not good enough for your son
walburga: excuse me?
remus: you heard me.
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siredtodeadgaywizards · 6 months
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Sirius: You’re a hazard
Remus: That’s choking hazard to you, Sirius
Sirius: *wheezes*
Remus: Exactly
James: *joins the quietly crying Peter in the corner*
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siredtodeadgaywizards · 7 months
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