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Diluc: You’re being a very bad brother!

Kaeya: No, YOU’RE being a very bad brother!

Diluc: You know, they call you the STUPID knight!

Kaeya: Well they used to call you the TINY knight!

Jean: If you two don't stop fighting right now, I will turn this cart around-

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Childe: Oh to be a bear, eating salmon, attacking campers, eating campers

Aether: You don’t have to be a bear to do that

Childe: I want to be a fucking bear

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Kaveh: I’m in love with Alhaitham

Cyno, narrating: He said, with a surprised voice, for some reason

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Cyno: You're up to something sketchy, aren't you?

Kaveh: You don't sound particularly mad about it.

Cyno: I'm not.

Kaveh: You still seem disappointed though.

Kaveh: Are you upset you weren't invited?

Cyno: I'm not gonna lie, I'm a little hurt

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Ei: This isn't how I raised you.

Scaramouche: Funny, I wasn't aware you raised me at all.

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Kaeya, kicking down Jean's door, looking panicked:

Jean: What happened?!

Kaeya: Nobody died.

Jean: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT

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Amber: Lets do a little group children's story together, it'll be like a cool collab, I'll go first: Once upon a time there was a little worm who lived in a biiig apple, his name was Stephenson and he had anxiety.

Kaeya: I eat him

Amber: What the fuck

Amber: What the fuck

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Scaramouche: Permission to give a fuck?

Nahida: Permission denied

Scaramouche: Thank god

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Tighnari: What’s it like finally dating Kaveh?

Alhaitham: Once he asked me what my favorite color was, I told him it was red, and he proceeded to explain to me in excruciating detail why it was actually blue

Tighnari:

Alhaitham: And I ended up agreeing with him

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Furina: Hostage or not, sometimes it’s nice being held.

Aether: Are you okay?

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Alhaitham: You’re drunk.

Kaveh: Correction: drinking. Present tense. Grammar, Alhaitham.

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Alhaitham: How many hours of sleep have you gotten?

Kaveh, sleep deprived and completely serious: over what period of time?

Alhaitham:

Alhatham: I don’t like that answer

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Scaramouche: Hey, loser.

Cyno: Yeah?

Scaramouche: Oh my god, you actually responded to that?

Cyno: I know what I am!

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Kazuha: [Accidentally brushes Scaramouche's hand with his own]

Scaramouche:

Scaramouche: [Aggressively holds Kazuha's hand]

Scaramouche, under his breath to Kazuha: Fucking commit to it.

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Kaveh: When I was your age-

Alhaitham: When I was your height.

Kaveh:

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Aether: The duality of humans never ceases to amaze me.

Aether: Navia once figured out the murder weapon was hidden inside a hollowed-out walking cane, by looking at the dent on the wall left by a hockey stick.

Aether: And yet yesterday she asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was.

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[The 4ggravate squad playing dnd]

Tighnari: Let me get this straight, you want to play an undead bard?

Cyno: His name will be Dead Sheeran.

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