#// ahaaaa

[meltedheartz]

yan!paul atreides is such a freak :(

you’re one of the emperor’s kids, introduced as his daughter despite insisting you’re a boy. you’re so pretty in his eyes :((

he loves you sm, presses kisses on your face, hands in yours, all gentle and adoring :(((

but you know for a fact there’s an underlying, deep obsession that he has with you under all that tenderness.

paul follows you like a lost puppy — constantly lingering around like he’s your second shadow

is he apologetic? not at all! he needs to make sure you’re safe at all times!! even when he’s out and about, too busy to watch you himself

‘course, the aloof idiot gives you all sorts of gifts. he buys you flowers, clothes, food, and anything you’re even remotely interested in, despite you not needing all of it :(

how else are you gonna end up dependent on him and solely him! he has to prove he can properly take care of you, duh.

not to mention how whenever he’s near you, he’s callin’ you dumb things. his pretty boy, his star, his fucking everything.

it should be unsettling — but you’ve been around him long enough to be used to it! it’s all good!!

paul also loves to visit you. a lot. stays for a few days, talks with you, does any and everything he can possibly do with you.

nd when the weirdo seeks to become the emperor? shit, best believe you’re the best candidate for that.

he does everything in his power to make it happen. and fuck, does he make it a reality, forces fate, changes his and your path when he’s wed to you :(

paul’s starin’ at you like you’re the only person in the room, clinging to you like he wants to never let go.

and paul really, really doesn’t wanna let go of you. not ever.

so when he ends up alone with you? no one else around, everyone gone home or elsewhere?

he immediately falls to his knees and takes off all your attire, pressing kisses on your tummy, all the down to your cunt.

the entire time, he’s drooling all over you, lickin’ and sucking while praising you.

“you’re so fuckin’ pretty.”

“all mine now, yeah? yeahhh, that’s it.”

“you gotta loosen up if you want me to put a baby in you, y’know. can you do that for me?”

he makes you cum all over his fingers, knuckle deep inside of your cunny with hearts in his eyes.

it’s the way he talks to you — praising you all nice nd sweetly despite the filthy words he’s saying :(

when he’s done, paul licks his fingers and stands up. he came in his pants twice just from tasting you, how many times is he gonna cum when he’s inside?

the thought has you shuddering.

#heartz.png #heartz.png files #AHAAAA #i wanted this out of my system #paul has a heavy breeding kink #i hate him #he’s such a weirdo #paul atreides x male reader #paul atreides x reader #paul atreides x you #paul atreides is a freak #paul atreides x black reader #paul atreides smut

[rebouks]

Wyatt’s stomach was still churning too uncomfortably for him to think about dinner, nor did Brynn seem too bothered either; she was far more interested in taking herself to bed. He’d been too distracted to notice earlier, but he suddenly realised she hadn’t even brought a bag along with her.

Wyatt: You didn’t bring anything with you? Brynn: I not really have anything… Wyatt: If I knew you were going to set out with nothing, I might not have been so keen to let you leave. Brynn: It was important to me. Wyatt: I know. Brynn: You came to find me, didn’t you? Wyatt: Perhaps-.. but I changed my mind in the end. Brynn: Before or after you fail? Wyatt: [snorts] In between. Brynn: I not mean to ghost you-.. I hoped to get a new phone, but something more important popped up. Wyatt: It’s okay.. I have your phone, by the way. Brynn: Oh-.. is Gael still breathing? Wyatt: Unfortunately. Brynn: Maybe you knock some sense into him. Wyatt: I doubt it. Brynn: Hm, me too-.. I would have liked to see his face. [Wyatt snickered lowly; he should’ve taken a picture]

Wyatt: Would you still have come back? You know, if it weren’t for-… Brynn: I always plan on coming home. Wyatt: I take it you were busy saving your money? Brynn: Yes! Though your friend Darien helped me in the end. Wyatt: I’ll have to pay him back then. Brynn: Pfft, I pay myself! That’s why I take so long. Wyatt: I could’ve helped you, if you’d asked. Brynn: I not think it fair. Wyatt: What do you mean? Brynn: Is so expensive. Wyatt: And? Brynn: I not want to bankrupt you. [Wyatt squinted, realising he’d never mentioned the fact that his lifestyle didn’t quite match his bank account] Wyatt: Brynn, I could buy us a private jet if I wanted-.. several, in fact. Brynn: Really..? Wyatt: Mhm. Brynn: You live so modestly; I never would know. Wyatt: Well, at least you’re not after my money.

Brynn chuckled sleepily; she hadn’t returned with the intent to sit idly on her hands, but it was nice to know there was no rush to find employment, or to make money. She was beyond exhausted after the past few months

Brynn: Does that mean I not have to get a job? Wyatt: Not unless you want one. Brynn: Will you keep yours? Wyatt: Probably not. I just wanted to know what it felt like-.. mundanity. Brynn: Is kind of rewarding, no? Wyatt: Oddly so. Brynn: I think we have something more rewarding to spend our time on soon. Wyatt: How long do we have to, uh.. prepare? Brynn: I not know exactly. Wyatt: You haven’t been to the doctors? Brynn: I not able to just walk in without being registered! I feel fine, anyway. Wyatt: We’ll sort it out tomorrow-.. get you some clothes n’ stuff afterward. Brynn: You are soft. Wyatt: Only for you.

With no worries left unsaid and no more secrets between them, Brynn draped herself over Wyatt and crashed-.. hard. Some people clearly didn’t understand her choices, but she’d never felt so loved, seen, or safe with anyone else before. She was finally home, and for the first time in her life, she was truly content…

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#ts4 #sims 4 #simblr #ts4 story #sims story #forever in between #fib #wyatt shaw #brynn franz #dialogue dump #ahaaaa #idk i got carried away and who could be arsed putting all that text on a bunch of screenies #i love theeeeemb #like.. make no mistake wyatt is still wyatt and you wouldn't wanna cross him 😅💀 #but i think it's so fun to see the lil journey he's been on in part thanks to brynn #i feel like maybe he's finally scraped some of his humanity back u kno #idk if he would've done so if things hadn't turned out the way they did #he rlly oughta thank oscar tbh ahaaaaa #and maybe leah.. u kno.. for [redacted] [redacted] #ig the brain rot will rlly make u do a several months long arc just for a pregnancy announcement huh? #🧠 #thanks brain #ily #ALSO! PARALLELS! #do ya see it.. do ya?!

[sugarsmosh]

so that ok lalala trend but smosh

#ahaaaa #mhm #yea #these definitely can alternate #smosh #amanda lehan canto #angela giarratana #noah grossman #keith leak jr #damien haas #shayne topp #koah #shaymien #insert angela + amanda duo name #-> #amangela #smosh edit #my edit #this was actually from a while ago #draft #may update with more duos hm

[human-wof-designs]

aw i’ve missed having you on my dash but i hope classes are going well! mine are a weird mix of easy and brutal 😅

i've missed seeing you in my notes! and yeah they've been okay - i still have all a's somehow, though i struggled with a lot of my courses (especially calc 2, what a nightmare)

#one more math exam and then i never have to look at this stuff again #until calc 3 next term #physics is gonna suck too #ahaaaa #askbox #not a design

[kingofthewebxxx]

Gareth Mallory .... for science. // authorofallyourpain

“Darling I don’t think any amount of shots would do it for me but if you want a number, thirteen is a long shot. Just so drab, too uptight. You on the other hand, are much for interesting”

#authorofallyourpain #jim replies #ahaaaa

[colonelwarfstaches]

I’m trying so hard to connect Darkiplier’s roles in In Space with Markiplier and A Heist with Markiplier and what the warp crystal has to do with all of it. Like, I’ve encountered so many theories, so many different explanations as to what might be going on, and some of them are so vastly different that I just can’t figure out which one seems right to me. Like, it’s getting difficult for me to come up with my own theory for what might seem plausible because there are just so many ideas, things to take into consideration, and different possibilities based on preference. I’m doing my best but my head hurts trying to figure it all out lmao

#im really trying to put together my own theories and what i think is going on #but there are so many different things to consider that its just all getting muddled lowkey lmao #im sure ill figure it out some day #ahaaaa #darkiplier #dark #in space with markiplier #iswm #a heist with markiplier #ahwm #markiplier #mark fischbach

[nvtis-world]

Trusting the universe is CLUTCH fr bc every time I drop a man I b like “ok cool now I can clear room for my true man to walk in!” and

“Yay time to be free and move on my own again!”

Like boo I’m pretty and have a bombass personality you think I’m gonna waste a second cryin ova YOU?! boy foh I already forgot ab ur weak ass 🍆 game like who r u? Idc.

#breakups #meant to be #goddess #foh #ahaaaa #ur loss lol

[ruthlesslistener]

So pk rapidly rolls in water like a little bird? Splashing water everywhere, flicking his wings... pk my beloved...

Tbh I personally imagined his baths being more like him just sinking into the water like a snake and just fuckin vibing under there for unfathomable measures of time bc that fucker doesn't need oxygen, but also the mental image of him bathing like a bird is so fucking funny??? Nobody but WL is allowed in the baths with him partially bc he hates being vulnerable but also bc he just gets water fucking Everywhere. Its a good thing Hallownest has no shortage of it

#anon #reply #pale king #snake pk is more my style but holy fuckin shit. bird bath pk #fucking #AHAAAA

[lyrker]

Hey now that you've passed episode 17 and heard the full story of what happened to Faroe I just wanted to bring this post to your attention again :)

https://at.tumblr.com/lyrker/the-spiked-up-part-sounds-like-an-old-memory-like/qx4rppjrnz8y

I WAS RIUIIITHRHHRHTHRHRHHE I WAS RIGHT I WAS RIGHT I WAS RIGHT.

ITS

ITS EVERYTHING I SAID AND MORE

HARLAN GUTHRIE YOU ARE INCREIDBLE FOR CONVEYING SUCH EMOTION INTO MUSICAL NOTES…………

#every day this podcast drives me a little more…..mad #ahaaaa #….. #King in Yellow please don’t take me #this is just the fucking play in audio format. Harlan is actually driving us all mad #malevolent #malevolent podcast #lyrker unlurks: malevolent

[getreadytosmash]

What do the Smashers…hate about Mattie? 😈

@awkward-snake-girl

That she isn't nicer to herself or believes people when they see the good in her ehehehehe >:3c

#awkward-snake-girl #ask #AHAAAA #(picks u up and folds u before slam dunking u into a hoop) #MY COURT BOOM

[mineta-minoru-is-baby]

GUESS WHO JUST GOT BAXKKKK

#:3c #its meeee #ahaaaa #its ya boy..uhh.. skinny penis!

[chocolate-cream-soldier]

-

#just read about the take of Sally wainwright and why s2 is the way it is #lol@ people saying we shouldn't expect or are entitled to a love story #like mate what do you think I tuned in for during s1 to watch the enticing tale of patricide and feeding them to the pigs #or wait for the 1800's riveting coal drama #ahaaaa #wow sometimes the stupidity seriously astounds me #s1 was essentially a self contained story at the heart of which was the romantic relationship between al and aw #that is the show I signed up for #so idk man #if AL and ML is the greatest love story ever then fine they already made a film about that #I didn't care a hoot for it #and if GJ now wants to change track and tell that story when and if s3 comes along #I wouldn't care much about that either #also whatever might have been the faults of s2 and I don't even know if the intention was to show AL and ML as the perfect pair or not #ann walker as a character had a superior arc #and personally i think she has kind of become the co-protagonist in her own right #and not merely a LI anymore #the rest is just random noise to me #I am glad SJ and SR portrayed these roles with a genuine care and respect #should I hold out hope for it #if real life is informing the writing still then maybe? #but then again if the writer chose to pursue a different take i don't begrudge them #however I don't care for it either so I will stay in my bubble #and you do you #lol after SQ and AC and I am kinda numb and immuned to the drama of it #I will drop a show if and when it becomes unrecognizable and stops to interest me so yeah #and that's that #raee rambles about gj #i be talking to the void #blogtalk

[rebouks]

hello becca! sunday silly question time! okay, so bare in mind that this is an incredibly important question with serious repercussions 😏: who snores louder? 😆

ahahaa now this is a silly sunday question!! i'd say Alton probably snores the loudest.. and the most frequently 😂 Oscar can be pretty loud too, but he rarely falls asleep deeply enough to get to that point so everyone's somewhat spared lmaoo.. Mack snores quite a bit, as does Artie (Riona wears earplugs ahaa) Aspen snores as well, but she'll deny it.

#ranswers #extra #ahaaaa #one time.. my mom snored so loudly she woke herself up n' got mad at my dad/blamed him for it lmao #i heard it all the way from my bedroom when i was younger 🤣 #she shoved him n yelled at him to shut up ahahaha

[originofjinkx]

period cramps were making me cranky asf and then i got boba and suddenly the sky looked so blue and i want to spin around and blow bubbles 😋😋🧋

#yes it’s all about quality of life #or should i say #quali-TEA #*fozzie bear voice* #AHAAAA #:DDDD

[jensen-frackles]

drinking dos equis, eatin peanut butter from the jar, writing fanfiction. its 4:40 am. i've got work at 3 pm. livin the life, ya know

#genuinely having a good time #havent written in so long #had to take a break for a sec but feelin good #ahaaaa #personal

[rapunzhell]

can’t believe the tiktok fashion girlies missed out on calling balletcore “core de ballet”

cmon guys you’re smarter than this

#ballet #balletcore #get it #like #corps de ballet #ahaaaa #jokes