I love Charlotte and Henry and they're super underrated. And I would VERY MUCH like to hear the headcanons whirring about in your brain.
Oh well buckle up cause literally all I think about is head cannons. Like, you know how cells replace themselves every few years? Mine have replaced themselves with head cannons.
*Sorry it took me a hot moment to answer this ask, I was busy howling into my pillow whenever I tried to articulate thoughts.*
First of all, they’re very cuddly. They basically sleep on top of each other (Charlotte hasn’t needed a pillow in decades). Henry cant sleep well without Charlotte in his arms and Charlotte can’t sleep well anywhere other than Henry’s arms so it works out. Plus, they both do that thing where they jerk awake like the world is ending and scare the shit out of each other, so sleeping in a hug that basically pins them both down saves some energy at 2am.
Henry’s perpetually cold and sleeps under like, four blankets, so Charlotte just wears summer nightgowns all year and wraps herself around Henry like a koala.
Naturally there’s an angsty side to the incessant cuddling because that’s just the way I role.
Charlotte sleeps with her head on Henry’s chest so she can always feel him breathing because, by the angel, she remembers when he wasn’t. She sleeps with a hand on his pulse point because she wakes up in the middle of the night and she’s still half asleep they might as well be on the floor in that mountain and she might as well still be desperately swearing she didn’t imagine his heartbeat.
While on the topic of soul crushing feelings of guilt, y’all remember from Clockwork Angel that Henry was the one who told Mortmain what a Pyxis was? And he wanted Charlotte to tell the clave that and she wouldn’t because “they already treat him so badly”? Because I do. And so does Henry.
(I’ve got a whole WIP that I love very dearly about this head cannon and this chess game hehe)
There’s one random old tutor who goes to the London institute once a month-ish, basically to hand out a few weeks of homework to any shadow hunters who don’t have their own tutors. Most shadow hunters who live in a more rural area show up a few times a year so the clave knows they’re alive and at least somewhat literate.
Charlotte attends them every month since, you know, she lives there, but Henry lives somewhere around Yorkshire so he shows up every few months.
The professor is kind of a dick ngl. He doesn’t help Charlotte with any school why would a woman need to be so well educated? “Go on find a husband and stop worrying you’re pretty little head” sort of shit.
Henry drives him insane because he’s a) some random kid who’s smarter than him and b) didn’t use any of the professors materials to get that smart. Professor Douche is constantly trying to get him to be wrong about something, or at least flustered about something and he doesnt ever do either of those things, and even more aggravating he refuses to get upset. (He honestly just assumed the professor wasn’t that smart.)
Charlotte’s a really good student of course, but she’s having a shit time with some mathematics and the professor absolutely refuses to help her with it. Eventually she asks Henry if he wouldn’t mind helping her with it, which he’s happy to do (once he figures out that’s what shes actually asking lol.)
Charlotte is incredibly distracted the entire time by Henry’s freckles (and eyes. And hands. And the way his hair curls on the nape of his neck. And the spots of gold and green in his hazel eyes that flashed as bright as the sun when the light catches them. And-), but they get through it in an hour or two which leaves them alone in a deserted wing of the institute.
They end up playing a game chess.
Charlottes a decent player and thought since Henry had never showed any interest in chess it would be a probably be an evenly matched game. She didn’t know what hit her.
He beat her in like, eight minutes, eighty percent of which were spent on the last two moves by Charlotte who, upon realizing she was fucked, spent five minutes staring at the board trying to figure out when he even started beating her.
She was sitting there having a whole crisis, (she’d been distracted by a man who probably doesn’t like her, and certainly doesn’t think much of her now after a pathetic loss like that and now she’ll have to sit hear and wallow in failure-) just preparing for him to start that whole smug gloating thing men do when they win and Henry you know. Didn’t.
He just put the pieces away and thanked her for the game, in that very genuine way, with the gloomy London evening light casting a depressing shadow across the room, a shadow that he stood out against all gentle, kind, bright and brimming with a sort of barely contained passion. If Charlotte had ever doubted that shadow hunters had come from straight angels then sitting there, looking at a boy stained in soot, who she loved more than anything else to walk the earth, she would never doubt it again.
(It wasn’t until after Henry won and noticed Charlotte hadn’t said anything in a while that he remember people don’t like losing. Honestly he was playing just to be around her and he would have thrown the game if he could conceptualize how to do that on the fly. They spent like five minutes in autistic silence waiting for the other to stand up and declare newfound hatred.)
In true British fashion the a modern tea bag would kill them both.
When they were both 13 or 14 Charlotte mentioned she was dreading winter because it’s so bleak and dark (and her mom had died a few winters before, though she didn’t drop that in casual conversation). Anyways, come winter Henry brought her a marigold preserved in something like resin. She kept it in her jewelry box for years and after they got married she found out he had literally dozens of them. Whenever he came across a particularly bright flower he preserved it and set it aside. He was never quite brave enough to give them to her pre-TID, but he now leaves them for her when she’s particularly sad or stressed. She keeps them all in a drawer- they fit together like little tiles, and still look as fresh as they would had they just been plucked from the ground.
Somewhat surprisingly Henry doesn’t really lose stuff, with the singular exception being his own medical equipment. He’s lost the leg braces he wears every single day of his life before. Charlotte’s not usually speechless but she wasn’t sure what to say to that one.
Henry gave Charlotte a watch with a hands and numbers that can glow the same way a modern day one would. It’s absolutely beautiful, durable and accurate, even if Henry set himself on fire at least four times making it. (They can say with confidence that that watch is fireproof)
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Honestly, I could go on and on, then on some more, but technically I’m supposed to be writing a paper on gut micro biomes that’s due tomorrow, so I figured I’d cut myself of.
In conclusion, I love them dearly, they love each-other dearly, they deserve the world, all I can think about is them, and the world can pry them out of my cold dead hands.
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AAAALRIGHT
I am SO tired, my brain feels fried and I think i’m starting to have the beginnings of a headache but heck it this is the last ep until the special and my bros wanna watch it and i need a pick-me-up so LETS GO
I’ve been told i”m supposed to find a version with the theme song so lemme just YUP FOUND ONE
Okay okay Monkie Kid season 4 episode 10 The Jade Emperor TIIIMEEEEE
so given that people were insisting I find the theme song I assume there were some changes. My bro’s and I were talking about it and I think our guess was Azure had swapped with the Jade Emperor for evil villain bit of the theme, OH AND my youngest bro suggested ink stuff was replaced by azure and the bros so right at the end there its mk and the crew facing off against them instead of inky versions of themselves TIME TO SEE IF WE’RE RIGHT ABOUT EITHER OF THOSE THINGSGLKSDFJSDF
heck
I
I pressed play and ;-;
gosh
I missed this theme song so much
MY BELOVED MONKIE KID THEME
SEROTONIN AT ITS GREATEST
mk still got swk’s shadow right at the start so that’s not different
Okay mostly the same so far
I’m about to ry over the fact i haven’t heard the theme in so long LOOK MAN THE EPS ARE JUST NOT THE SAME IF YOU DON’T LISTEN TO THE THEME EVERY TWO EPS IT JUST DOENS’T HIT AS HARD
o
oh ;-;
Ao Lie
Beloved |;-;/
it he
ok so that bits different and I miss him every day so much i will cry right hecking now
KAY HANG ON I HAVEN’T WATCHED THE THEME SONG ENOUGH THIS SEASON I’VE ONLY SEEN IT TWICE AND MY BRAIN IS FUZZY RN I NEED A REVIEW OF WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE CAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE PIGSY AND SANDY ARE NOW IN THE BACKGROUND AS THEIR CHILLED OUT JTTW SELVES— YEAH OKAY I CHECKED AND YUP I LOVE THAT I WILL CRY
OOP
SKIPPED OUT ON THE AZURE LOOKING UP AT WUKONG
OKAY
YEAAAAHHHH THERE IT IS
AZURE REPLACING THE JADE EMPEROR AS THE SUPPOSED VILLIAN LIKE
NOW THAT YOU KNOW CONFIRMED HE’S THE VILLIAN OF THE SEASON HERE HE IS
TOOK UNTIL EP 10 FOR IT BUT Y’KNOW JLFJKSDF
WELL THAT’S FUN
everything about the same there
AHA
AHA
I KNEW IT
well technically i didn’t guess it this time my bros did but WHAT A CALL
WE WAS RIGHT
NICE THEME LOOKING SHARP EVERYBODY 10/10
also I think it’s illegal how Azure’s the new macaque in the sense you can just SEE the animation and the way he’s drawn makes him the favourite you can SEE it and its SO FUNNYGHSLK;FJSDF
OKAY OKAY HERE WE GO
HECK I’M EXCITED
s
stop
STOP NO
NOGNG;KLSNDFAWFBO;AIWNFEO;GOA;WEFOAMF
EXCUSE ME
WHAT IS THIS
WHATGBS;KFLMA;OWIGWEBFS;FMF
I’M
HEGFNFSD;MAWE WHEEZING
I’M CHOKINGBF;LKAM;OWAENGO;IAMF
DID MACAQUE MAKE THIS HISMELF?? THIS IS WHAT HE WANTED TO SHOW MK?? I’M ON THE FLOOR??
THE BADLY DRAWN ABS
THE ANIME EYES
THE EDGY HAIR
THE DORITO PHYSIC
IM GBB;ASDMFAOWIEFBF;KLMSDL;KASDF
THIS IS
THIS
HELPGMN;LASKFMASF
HE FR MADE HIS OWN GAME HUH
WHGHSDFKLJASDF
WHY
HOW
THE LOW QUALITY AUDIO
S IR ???
HIS EYEBROWS PLEASE;LKM;AOEWF
MK IS LITERALLY ME
WHAT AM I LOOKING AT RN
THE BLUSH???
HELP??
THE STARS AND SPARKLES;GMASFEW
I’M DYING;DSLKFMAWE F
MACAQUE’S FLAT EXPRESSION SITTING ON THE CHAIR
IT FR IS A LOW BUDGETHGS;LFJS HELPGJLSDFJSD
THE MONKEY ON MACAQUES HEAD I’MGNS;DLKFMWE
“on your joinery, you’ll see its the choices yOU make, that determine who you are” NICE ADVICE I’MGNSDLFKM
OH THIS IS EXCITING WE’RE FINALLY GONNA SEE A BIT OF MACAQUE TEACHING WHEN HE’S NOT TRYING TO STEAL POWERS, SO REAL ACTUAL TEACHING FROM HIM LETS GOOOO
heck
Mk ;-;
I
I CANTNGKSFMAOWEIF
“You know what— just play the game.” BRUHS REALLY “look kid, you’re a mess. just play the game.” ALSO I’M SORRY WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO DRAW MACAQUE THAT FLOOFY THERE
TAHT IS EXTRA FLOOFY MACAQUE
HE SOUNDS SO SMUG WHEN HE SAYS HE PUT A LOT OF WORK INTO THIS
I’MBG;SDKLFMAF
HE DID MAKE IT
MACAQUE MADE THIS HIMSELF I’M DYING;LSDKFMWEF
HE DREW HIMSELF LIKE THAT I CANTNGSKMDFAIEMF
“oh no yeah i can DEFINITELY see that” I’MGNSD;FMKSDF
OH OKAY
WHIPLASH THEN
GOING FROM MK AND MACAQUES INCREDIBLE VIDEO GAME TO FIGHT IN THE CELESTIAL REALM OKAY
UH UH OKAY UH
EVERYONE’S DOWN BUT NEZHA AND RED SON MAYBE?
I JUST WANT SOME FIRE FIGHT SCENES PLS
I feel like i need to go back and re-address whatever the heck is Macaque’s video game because mY GODS
Okay nah we’re in mid battle
UM
AZURE IS WAY TOO HYPE WITH THIS SCROLL ON HIS SIDE HE CAN JUST SNIPE EVERYBODY WITHOUT MOVING
ALSO ARE THEY ALL GONNA GET SUCKED IN AND RUN INTO MONKEY KING?? THAT’D BE FUNNY
I KNOW HIS PIECE IS BROKEN I’M JUST HGSLJFSDF
“STAND YOUR GROUND” AS EVEYRONE’S RUNNIGNGNL;SKMFDS
(side-note did macaque make that game just for mk?? I’MGNSD;FKML)
OH
OH HELLO WAIT
ARE WE GONNA GET A NEZHA REACTION??
PLS I BEG OF YOU
REACT TO
HECK YOU DIDN’T REACT TO THE SWK THING
NOOOOOOOOO
RED SOOOOOOONNNN
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NEZHAAAAAA
SCREEAAAMSSS
HECK OKAY
IT KEEPS ZOOMING IN ON MONKEY KINGS BROKEN PIECE, BUT NOBODY HAS REACTED TO IT WHY KEEP ZOOMING IN SO MUCH IF NOBODY’S GONNA HECKING REACT YOU ARE KILLING ME HERE
why’s azure so op man JHG;LSDKJFSDF
HECK BRO THERE GOES RED SON
OH WOW HE WAS SCREAMING NO WHEN HE WENT IN THERE THAT’S WILD
HECK RIGHT THREE DIFFERENT THINGS TO VISIT
HECK WE’RE A MINUTE AND THIRTY SECONDS IN AND WE’VE ALREADY VISTED ALL THREE GROUPS HECK DANG
OKAY
I
.
s
hang on i need to go back to re-watch that bit i was too busy staring at SANDYBGDS;LKFMAWOEF
SHIFU PLEASE
HE’S ABSOLUTELY COVERED IN STARS I’M CRYINGSDFLK;MAE
AW
AW I’M SO PROUD OF PIGSY HE HAS THREE
TANG HAS TWO HE’S DOING SO GOOD
I’M GUESSING MEI HAS NONE I’M JUST
OH THESE BELOVEDS
oh can Mei like sense something is happening?? LIKE WAIT THAT WAS GOLD CAN SHE FEEL EVEYR TIME MK FLICKERS?????
OH THAT’D BE SO NEAT WAIT
;-; no stars for Mei
OH WOW MEI READY TO FIGHT HIM HUH
I GET THE FEELING
SORRY I’M NARRATING NOTHIGN ELSE MY HEAD IS SO EMPTY
BUT LITERALLY I GET THE FEELING EVERY TIME SANDY OPENS HIS MOUTH HE GETS ANOTHER STAR I’M CRYINGNSDF;LKAM;FOWEF
MEI NOOOOOOO
I’M ALL FOR HELPIGN BUT NOOOOO
SHIFU ACTUALLY SEEMS TO KNOW A THING OR TWO COME BAAAACK
hm maybe she’ll figure out what he was trying to teach after they get the crap beaten out of them… I DUNNO GUESS WE’LL SEE
IT’D BE NEAT IF SHE HAS A MOMENT OF LIKE “now seemed like the right time for action” AND SAVED THE DAY MOMENT IN THE SPECIAL OR SOMETHIGN
HECK WELL ANYWAY MOVING ON
I’m telling you the star on Tang’s head? he got a headpat and that’s how it got thereHGLKSAJDF
oh OH IS MEI GONNA DO MACHINE MOMENT? :D
WHOAH WAIT WABG;LSDKFMAWE
WHAT
W HAT WAITGJLKDSF
HIS STARSGSL;DKFMWE
OUT OF GNSFMLSKF
HJELP
I THOUGHT IW AS GONNA BE MEI WAITBGSDFM;AFOMWEF
CHOKINGL;SKDFMSDF
FR JUST MADE SOMETHING OUT HIS STARSGSJLDF
YEAAAHHH SANDY STYLING SUNGLASSES
.
oh yeah that’ll be slow
OH???
OH TANG???
OH THEY’VE GOT THIS
THEY FR GOT SOME SKILL
OH YEAH NO BUT THEY’RE DEAD
HELPGMLSDFD
THANKS FOR THE VOTE OF CONFIDENCE SHIFU
LOVE YOU
ALSO I LOVE THEM ALL GETTING THEIR OUTFITS BACK ON AND MEI’S SIGH OF RELEIF AND COMFORT I’M ALL GOOD TOTALLY FINE
CALLING NEZHA DEMON CHILD YEAH OOF
HECK ARE THOSE FEATHERS??
HECK U AZURE
YOU AND YOUR SELF RIGHTEOUS “pLeAsE lIstEn I’m RiGhT” SHUT UR BLUE GUM BALL MOUTH
oh wow
heck bro Nezha sure is Nezha
its worth four more of that SURE IS A LINE
HE SURE AINT’ STOPPING
OH NO
HELPGMSDLFMSD
NEZHA’S JUST W HA T
MEI’S NARRATION
HELPGNMXLFKEM
STEPPED HIM IN TEH FACEGN;LSDKFMD
I’M WHEEZINGNS;DLFKMAWOEF
YEAH
GET HIIM ABCK
GET HIM BACK
YOU’RE NOT GONNA IN I JUST WANT AZURE’S HANDS OFF OF MONKEY KING
WHAT AN ENTERENCE THO HECK HOLD UP
PIGSY AND SANDY ACTUALLY BLOCKED THOSE GUYS HECK
THE ANNOUNCER VOICE
THE BLIMP
I’MGNSD;FKMSDF
PLEASE
MEI STANDING ON TOP OF IT LIKE THAT
HECK OKAY YES BACK TO
TANG HELPING NEZHA
SORRY MY BRIAN I SO SLOW AND IT FEELS LIKE THERE’S SO MUCH I’M MISSING COMMENTING ON GHDFLKJSDF
I’M SURE THEY’LL BE FINE
HELP THEM TAANG
NOOOOOOOOO
oh he stepped over it okay
i just don’t want him to touch it
HECK NEZHA
HECK BRUH
HE ACTUALLY MANAGED TO BLOCK THE SCROLL BITS THO THAT’S IMPRESSIVE CONSIDERING LITERALLY NO ONE HAS MANAGED TO DO THAT YET
MEI STEPPING ON AZURE’S FACE IS THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY MONTH THANK YOU
NOGHFKJLSDF
HELP
BACK TO MACAQUE’S GAMENGLSKDMFAOGNW;AFM
IM
I’M CHOKING WHAT THE CRAPGBDFLK;MAOEBNOFAWEM
W
WHAT
HELPGMLKDFMAWE
WHAT KINDA
HELPGNSDLKFMAOWEF
I’M
HELPGNSLD;KFM;AOWEF
THE I HAVE A FAMILY MOMENT FR HGSDLKFJ;AOWIEFMSAF
THE EVIL MONKEY BACKGROUND?? YOU BECAME EVIL MOMENT?? HELP?? IS THIS SUPPSOED TO HELP THE LAD I’MGNSD;LFKMAOWEF
M A C A Q U E UGSDFSALDKFJ
I THINK I SEE WHAT HE’S DOING HERE LIKE, WATCH WHO YOU THINK IS THE VILLIAN BUT ALSO WHAT IS HAPPENIGN RN
whoever drew that evil mk there tho went OFF i’d like to shake their hand
MK FR LIKE
B R O
YOU SAID THIS WOULD HELP ME FEEL NOT LIKE A MONSTER AND IT IS LITERALLY TELLING ME I AM ONE OVER AND OVERBGKDSMFAWOE
PLEASE
MACAQUE MAN WHATCHU DOINGNGL;KDMFDS
HELPGN;SDKFMA;WOIEFBAWEM
HEYYYY UR FINALLY GETTING IT
I SEE WHAT HE’S DOING
BUT ALSO
ITS SO FREAKING FUNNY
AYYY ITS BEEN HOURS OF FEELING LIKE YOU’RE FAILING BUT THAT’S THE POINT, YOU’RE ALWAYS GONNA FAIL SO WHY CARE RIGHT? JUST DO YOUR BEST? IS THAT THE LESSON? I’M JUSTBGSD;KLFMAWEO
PLS
PLEEEAASSE
CONGRATS MACAQUE YOU WENT THROUGH MORE EFFORT THAN USUAL TO MAKE ME FEEL LIKE DIRTY DIRTY DIRT DIRT
THE APPLAUSE ON THE WAY OUT
I’M WHEEZINGSLDKFMD
Snarky mk is actually everything to me GO OFF MAN GET SOME OF THAT OUT YOU DESERVE THAT AFTER EVERYHTING MY GOODNESS
WHATS WITH THAT EYE ROLL MACAQUGBSDLKFMWEF
YOU CAN’T ROLL YOUR EYES AT HIM YOU’VE GASLIT, MANIPULATED, BETRAYED AND HARMED HIM OVER AND OVER YOU CAN’T BE ROLLING YOUR EYES WHEN HE DOESN’T IMMEDEATELY GET THAT YOU’RE ACTUALLY TRYING OT HELP THIS TIME WATCH YOSELF OLD MAN
HELPGHLSD;FJS;DAF
ALRIGHT MISERY KID
THE BANANA
MACAQUE PLEASEKLMGAEFW
they’re totally on flower fruit mountain chilling rn Macaque did you just move in to Monkey Kings place i’mGN;LAWKMEF
“you’re SUPPOSED to realize”
kind of a weird convoluted way to make a point don’t you think? I’MGNL;DSKMFAOWF
YEAH YOU GOT A POINT
this is so funny
The way they’re writing macaque rn feels like older brother vibes, y’know what i mean? I’m not saying i assign him older brother moment it’s just the way its kay well you didn’t learn it yourself here’s the answer do better sheesh why so grumpy like, mildly annoyed at him because he’s rolling his eyes at a very traumatized lad who he helped truamatize but its neat a very interesting approach they’r going for here
and if i had enough brain rn, i’d be like trying to analyze more of how Macaque teaches but he seems a bit impatient, but at the same time its nice that he’s giving the answer? but also the answer often sticks better when the student figures it out on their own, still, BRUH REALLY MADE MK FEEL LIEK A TERRIBLE PERSON FOR A COUPLE HOURS HUH IG THAT’S ONE WAY TO DO IT MACAQUE PLEASELGMASOFEW
H
HELLO?????
THE ART ON THE ROCK???
HELP???
I’M???
WHEBG;KMF;AOWEFO;IAGMEWF
WELL THAT’S CUTE THAT ALSO TELLS ME MONKEY KINGS AN INCREDIBLE ARTIST AND HE DID INDEED MAKE HIS OWN GAME HE DREW ALL THAT Y’ALL IF MACAQUE DREW HIS AND THAT’S HIS ARTSTYLE THAN I STRAIGHT UP THINK MONKEY KING ACTUALLY MADE ALL HIS THAT MAKES ME SO HAPPY ACTUALLY I LOVE TAHT HE’S GOT A CREATIVE OUTLET IF THAT’S THE CASE BLESS
you don’t wanna fight azure because people might get hurt, you don’t wanna not fight azure because people might get hurt, so DO SOMETHING ELSE
ALSO ITS SUCH A SILLY FRIEND MOMENT TO DRAW YOURSELVES ON A ROCK HANGING OUT I’MGNSFL;KMSDF
actually mans got a fair point
think outside the box other people drew around you moment
good advice!
not sure what else he can do other than fight but i’m looking forward to finding out!!
HECK I’M ONLY JUST OVER HALFWAY DONE I FEEL LIKE I’VE BEEN HERE FOR HOURS PLEASEL;KGMAOFE
THIS SHOW AGES ME YOU GUYSGBDF;LKMSDF
I LOVE IT BUT HECK DUDE
okay so the flickering at the start with Mei was the celestial realm battle and not Mk, gotcha gotcha
the way they draw Mk this season is just ;-; heck bro
yeah tho Mk’s so afraid of doing something wrong and being assigned a thing its only you can decide what you are. WELL, Macaque, as you can see that worked out great for Monkey king- jHGL;SKDJFASDF ACTUALLY NAH UYEAH I’M THINKING ABOUT THAT, CAUSE HE’S TRYING SO HARD TO DECIDE WHO HE IS AND NOTHIGN HE DOES EVER GOES RIGHT BY THE LOOKS OF IT I’M JUST HECK BRUH might not be as good advice as i’m assuming here actually especially if Mk gets treated anything like monkey king, SORRY BRAIN FUZZY I DN’T KNOW HALF OF WHAT I’M SAYING RN MOVINH ON
OKAY BACK TO THE BATTLE
WHO’S ALL GETTING SNIPED
heck the “he cannot” MAN
THEYR’E ALL TRYING
mei looks pretty fine actually
NEZHA FR JUST DOING HIS BESTNGKMF
OH CRY
I WILL CRY
I SOB MOMEMNT
OH OH OH OKAY PAUSE TIME OUT TAP OUT WIAT WAIT
PAUSE
PAUSE
I NEED TO WAIT WAI T WAITBSEMKAW
STIM FOR A SEC
SHAKING
POKAY
OKAY
THAT WHOLE DIOLOGUE EXCHANGE WITH NEZHA DEFENDING THE EMPEROR IS SO GOOD
HECK
HECK
HECK HECK
OKAY
THINKING
OKAY STAY CALM
MK TIME
HE’S SO FAST
I’M GONNA SCREAM
IS THAT MK????? ?
BECAUSE DANG
DANG
DANG BRUH
YEAAHHHNSDFK
OH I’M SCREAMING
OHHHH AZURE GOT SONIC ROAR MOMENT
SCREAMIGN FR THE CLOUD
HE SNATCHE CLOUD OH MY GODS
OH HE’S STILL FLICKERING
JUST GO FULL MONKEY MK
“even you” WHY DOES HE
heck this is like mac all over again but slightly to the left SIR WDYM EVEN YOU HE’S JUST SOME KID HOW’D YOU GET ATTTATCHED TO HIM SO FAST-
oh actually nah i get it it’s mk he’s very wonderful and you can’t help but like him immediately i get it please continue
NOT HERE TO FIGHT YOU AFTER YOU PUNCHED HIM LIKE THREE TIMESMGLSDKFAWEF
COME ON AZURE I’MGNL;DFKMA
WHEEZING
HE ALWAYS LOOKS SO DEVESTAED THIS LION GUY
WON’T STOP HIM THO
HE’S IN THE RIGHT AFTER ALL
kay
relaaax i can be relaxed and calm
HECK BRO
WHO DREW THAT AZURE YOU KNOW THE ONE
MESSY HAIR LIKE THAT SCRUFFY LOOKING WHO’S RESPONCIBLE FOR THISNGSL;KMFAWOEF
OKAY YEAH NICE THROW LIFE AWAY MOMENT
HECK MR.TANG MK HOW DOES HE KONW WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT NEZHA ARE YOU ALL BEING TRANSPORTED AWAY WHATS THE PLAN HERE YOU CAN’T JUST DIP CAN YOU??
BIG BOOM SWORD
HECK CRACKED OPEN
AZURE LITERALLY BLASTED HIS BROS BACK
WELL THEY’RE ON THEIR FEET NOW
O H
OH THEY MADE IT???
IS THE JADE EMPEROR ACTUALLY GONNA GET SNIPED??
.
they can’t do that can they??
WELP
I
I’m sorry
Azure right there “I do not care by which means you meet your demise old man” HE SOUNDS LIKE AN EDGY RUNAWAY TEEN?? I’M SORRY HE SOUNDS LIKE THE EDGY TEENAGER WHO STORMED OUT ON THE PARENT AFTER A FIGHT STRAIGHT UP GHBDSFAKMFEW
HOOOLY CRAP
WHAT IS THAT
WHAT’S WITH THE
LOOK HOW TERRIFED PENG AND YELLOWTUSK ARE
HECK ???
ppppppfffooo
w o w
THE JADE EMPEROR
DANG
THAT WAS
D A NG
WOW THAT EXCHANGE WAS SOMETHING
THE MAN
BRU H
THE WAY EVERYHTIG SHOOK WHEN HE TOOK HIS SWORD OUT
WOW THAT WAS WILDIN
HECK BRO
HECK
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEYR’E GONNA DO WITH ALL THIS
AWWW MAC HANGING OUT WITH THE MONKEEEYYYY
that’s cute good for you man, you moved in to Flower Fruit mountain fr HGLSDK;FJ
OKAY NEZHA’S PROBABLY GONNA BE MAD
GROUP HUG
I’M WILL CRY
INSTANTLY
NO HESITATION
HE IS SCOOPED
HE LOOKS SO STARTLED
PLS PIGSY IS SO SQUISHED
SH
SHUT UP
SHUTUPSUTGNFKWEM
I’M
S O N
HE SAID THE THING I’M GOING TO CRY
HE CALLED HIM SON
MK JUST
CRYING TO SEE HIS SON
SMILIGN
HECK
I’M NEVER OKAY
I’M NOT OKAY
THE FIRST THING PIGSY DOES WHEN HE SEES HIM AGAIN AND HAS A MOMENT IS CALL HIM SON THE FIRST THING HE DOES IS CALL HIM SON YOU GUYS I AM MENTALLY UNWELL
HE FR DIDNT’ GET A CHANCE TO SAY IT WHEN HE JUST DIPPED AND JUST HECK HE’S PROBABLY BEEN THINKING ABOUT THAT
Y’ALL ITS DADSY FOR THE WIN AND NOBODY ELSE
OH YUP NEZHA MAD
ITS OKAY MAN MK DOES HAVE A POINT
YOU WOUDL HAVE JUST DIED AND WE ALL WOULD HAVE BEEN SAD
OKAY
OKAY
OKAY
BE CALM BE COOL BE CHILL
MONKEY KING MOMENT
PLEASE OKAY SO EPS ALMOST OVER THEY ENED TO GET INTO THE SCROLL AND GET MONKEY KING
HECK
HECK THEY MIGHT AHVE TO HYP[E HIM UP I’LL BE HE’S FEELING AWFUL
ECK HOW ARE THEY GONNA GET HIM OUT
HECK HECK EHCK
MONKEY KIIIIINGGG
CRIES SOBS
WOW HE’S NOT DEFEATED WITH ONE BLOW IS HE???
BRUH???
OH COME ON
OH WOW
EVERYBODY FELT THAT ONE
OH WOW
AZURE GETS?? POWERS???
DANG??????
CRACK IN THE PLACE
WHAT THE CRAP I SALL THIS
WOW
BRUH FR WENT FOR THAT MUCH CLEAVAGE HUH
THEY FR JUST KILLED THE JADE EMPEROR???
DID NOT SEE THAT COMING
U H
WELL
MONKEY KING GO GET HIM
I AM
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GIVE ME SOME MONKEY KING THOUGHTS
LIKE PLEASE HAVE THEM NEEDING TO TALK HIM INTO DOING IT BCAUSE HE’S SO CRUSHED RN PLEASE I NEED TO HEAR FROM MONKEY KING HOW HE’S DOING SO HE STOPS BEING MADE INTO A MASTER WU TYPE CHARACTER WHO’S JUST THE MENTOR WHO KEEPS MKAING THIGNS WORSE I JUST NEED YOU TO SHOW AND NOT TELL US ON SOCIAL MEDIA WHAT HE IS SO THAT I CAN ACTUALLY SEE IT BECAUSE IT IS DOING A NUMBER ON ME AS A MONKEY KING ENJOYER TO HAVE HIM BASHED SO MUCH P L E A SE
also WHO’S GONNA BE THE NEXT JADE EMPEROR AFTER THEY DEFEAT AZURE?? MK??? MONKEY KING??? NEZHA??? LIKE?? WHATS THEIR PLAN HERE????
THEY FR JUST SNIPED EVERYHTING HUH
WELL DONE WITH THE WHOLE GOTTA PICK OPTOINS OUTSIDE THE BOX BECAUSE LITERALLY I AHVE NO IDEA WHAT THEY’RE GONNA DO NEXT HECK
YOU BETTER GIVE ME A HYPE UP MONKEY KING MOMENT PLEASE I BEG OF YOU I NEED HIM SHOWN AS AN ABSOLUTELY SHATTERED MAN COME O N
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BRAIN AFTER THIS????????
HOW DID AZURE BEAT HIM IN ONE HIT???
WHAT IS HAPPENING??????
Heck bro okay
WELP
I’M CAUGHT UP NOW
IG YOU’LL BE SEEING MORE OF ME POSSIBLY NOW THAT I AM
MAYBE NOT I’M SO DRAINED FROM FAMILY STUFF THAT’S BEEN HAPPENING BUT MY G O D S
WHAT WAS THAT ??? ???? ?? ? ?? ? ? ?? ?
WHAT WAS THATBGSDLFKMAOWEF
ARE THEY LIKE?? ALLOWED TO KILL THE JADE EMPEROR OFF LIKE THAT??? IMPORTANT RELIGIOUS FIGURE JUST SNIPED??? MONKIE KID????? IS THAT ALLOWED??????
ARE THEY GONNA BRING HIM BACK???
U H?????
OKAY WELL
I DUNNO WHAT THAT WAS
I ENJOYED IT?? I THINK?? MY MIND IS ALL OVER THE PLACE RN ITS HARD TO TELL
I WANNA SEE MORE MONKEY MK
MK ON THE CLOUD I DIDN’T APPRECIATE THAT ENOUGH EHCK
WE DIDN’T GET ANYONE TO REALLY REACT TO MONKEY KING BEING HECK
H E C K
|;A;/
I DUNNO WHATS HAPPENIGN ANYMROE AND I’NM NTO SURE WHAT TO FEEL
U H
EVERYTHING IS FINE
HOW ARE THEY GONNA FIX ALL THIS IN THE SPECIAL???
HEY I HAVE FAITH IN THE CREW, THEY CAN CRAM A SUTPID AMOUNT OF STUFF IN AN EP SO I HAVE NO DOUBT THEY’RE GONNA NAIL THIS I’M JUST
HOW ARE THEY GONNA MANAGE THIS??
AND WILL THEY EVEN MANAGE IT?? CAUSE I DUNNO WHERE THEIR FOCUS IS HECK EHCK BSD;FKMWE
THOUGHTS SCATTERED, HEAD EMPTY I’M GONNA NEED TWO DAYS TO RECOVER WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT KNOX OUT
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Had a very nice dream/day dream (no sleeping was done, but meh, resting your eyes is good enough) about what would´ve happened if Albus hadn´t given up in life after the Colonel stuff.
Waking up in a hospital bed, handcuffed on his ankles to the hand rails because he was a suspect from murder and theft, but after interrogations and spending time in the hospital it was deemed he was not the perpetrator at all.
A 16 yo Albus being so done with dealing with everything alone, but hating the system that didn´t save them earlier giving him a chance now to be put into a foster home.
The foster home was Sann´s. A 17 yo Santiago meets a 16 yo, freshly traumatized Albus and chooses to try being friends with him. It´s not that difficult, but Al keeps pushing him away as well as his whole family.
It isn´t because he doesn´t want to be friends or they mistreat him, Al is so shocked he is actually being treated so well and they´re so friendly and understanding. He´s so grateful, but there´s that bitterness of why it couldn´t happen before everything went to hell? Why couldn´t this happen when Annie was alive?
And a big happy family like Santiago´s aren´t people who would understand what he has been through. So he still feels like he can´t open up to them.
Santiago and Mateo (Sann´s younger brother) still try tho. Mateo gives up after a while, but Santi is persistent.
He tries to eat with him at school, strike conversation, take him places and even share his love for space. But the boy´s response is half hearted.
Santi´s about to give up when he hears he didn´t come home after school one day. Apparently some man had walked up to him before the boy stormed out screaming bloody murder.
Apparently it was his father demanding a reason to why he wasn´t told about his daughter´s death. Santi doesn´t know much about his past beyond what he has been told, but it isn´t much and his parents won´t tell him much either. He only knows that idiot isolated himself again and that´s something he can´t allow.
By then he knows a bit more about him and so he knows where to find him.
The art classroom at school is like his sanctuary. He has paint all over him when he finds him entranced into this one painting.
He tells him he didn´t know it was so late already, but Santi is no fool and only gives him a knowing look.
“Do you wanna talk about it?”
“No” he begins to clean up his brushes.
Santi allows that, but when they´re walking back home, he pushes Al into a different bus that takes them to the sea. He hears Santi´s mother on the phone when he tells her he´s taking him to the sea and yells at them to use sunscreen. Santi even takes out a special protection one for Al. (He would definitely had gotten glasses with them the second he stepped into their house)
Maybe by that moment, his legs still hasn´t healed completely so even when swimming is not possible and neither is playing some soccer, Santi finds a game they can play together.
After a while, they move on to trying out teaching Al how to swim and Santi laughs his ass off at him when he can only manage to look like a wet puppy. He offers going together to his swim club then. He is quick to tell him it doesn´t matter if he uses an special swimsuit to hide his scars, the coach will understand and if he doesn´t he will kick his ass personally.
They go back after a few more hours, the bridge of their noses and their shoulders burnt so bad Santi´s mother tells them this served them well as reminder to use the damn sunscreen.
Al can´t help but melt into tears when Santi´s mother calls him to also apply some cream into his face and shoulders. He was so scared and sure they would get hit, having gentle hands rubbing circles on his burnt shoulders is so...nostalgic.
That night Santi is trying to marshall himself in order to not scratch his back off when he hears a tiny “Santi?” coming from the bed below his.
“Mhm?”
“Thank you”
Santi is glad he kept trying.
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