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roris-ramblings · 1 year

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Dude, my history teacher HATES me. Some kid makes a yo’ mama joke, that’s not inappropriate. I say “flirting with your mom” to another student asking “what are you doing”, I get ten points deducted. Some kid makes a girl pretend to eat A FUCKING BANANA, that’s fine and not inappropriate.

#history teacher #i hate him oml #Like stfu #why is he such a bitch

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zishuge · 5 months

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And who are you? Mysterious Lotus Casebook (2023) (x)

#mysterious lotus casebook #莲花楼 #li lianhua #cheng yi #cdrama #cdramaedit #cdramasource #mlcedit #asiandramasource #*gifs:mine #he is so annoying oml #okay TECHNICALLY he is still not calling himself a miracle doctor #he's saying OTHER people call him a miracle doctor #but isn't it just so incredibly on brand #for li lianhua to find the tiniest most minuscule loophole #and then slide through it while blowing a kiss with one hand and flipping everyone off with the other #i hate him

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ilynpilled · 8 months

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being denied for being a jb pegging truther when we have an actual dream sequence of them naked and jaime giving her a sword, an established phallic symbol in the text, with a passage that’s verbatim: “the steel links parted like silk. “a sword,” brienne begged, and there it was, scabbard, belt, and all. She buckled it around her thick waist.” and mind you we had jaime say shit like “it was the gods who neglected to give you a cock, not me.” and “give me the sword, kingslayer.” “oh, i will.” and “a big strong peasant wench to look at her, yet she speaks like a high-born and wears long sword and dagger. ah, but can she use them? jaime meant to find out, as soon as he rid himself of these fetters.” oh ye he’ll find out alright

#obsessed with the jcb freudian sword industrial complex #i should have had the sword not him #they hate girls (me) for having fun #why doesnt jaime get a scabbard and belt and all that he wraps around his waist #🤨#he just got his own sword from tywin #literally like oml

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inkyucu · 5 months

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Hmmm...

I dunno, I trust him

(Ah yes, manipulative evil Lunar)

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jo-gakky · 9 months

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Speaking of Homestuck- I fucking hate Eridan and i especially hate that he's my favorite troll- (to be clear, i only really like him bc i like his design and i like the fanon version of him- canon Eridan is um,,,, a lot-) anyway still hate him <33

#eridan ampora #homestuck #homestuck fanart #fanart #i fucking hate eridan ampora #but god damn is he fun to draw #wefljnwlefknwlfknw #im gonna kill him #strangle him to death #*kicks him*#no quadrants?? L #hes such a loser oml

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collaredkittyboy · 3 months

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Know that if you're following me I have briefly stalked your account.

#i block assholes #oml this guys started following me and his entire faceless blog was just him reblogging people having fun or feeling hot and insulting them #so yeah he got a big block #considered sending anon hate first but decided to be the bigger person lmao

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bl-inkstone · 1 year

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changed my tune so fast just bc of youtube autoplay lmao ok here have some sagau diluc thoughts

the player, diluc thinks, is an incredibly endearing being.

he's come a long way from the curt and wary attitude he used to put on around the traveler (and by extension, you), and today is one of those days where he finds himself privately thanking whatever powers there may be that allowed your paths to cross, with him staring at the reflection of you hidden deep within the traveler's eyes in the wake of his fight with the abyss that fateful night in mondstadt.

as one of the first people to have their constellations manifest in the sky of teyvat, diluc is more than aware that the fact that you still choose to ask for his company in your (or, well, the traveler's) journey is a gift he must treasure deeply. he knows that it is your presence in this world that gives vision bearers a chance to become something greater than they presently are. he also knows that he is no longer as impressive of a companion in battle as he used to be from back when the sky wasn't as bright as it is now (when the world you knew was smaller and he was still a figure that you could look to and proudly call "your main").

but you always come back to him. when he least expects it, you invite him back to your party and diluc can't help but privately think, privately wish, that it's because you're as fond of him as he is of you.

standing in silent prayer while you bestow upon him artifacts that thrum with divine power is an experience he can never tire of. the claymores you give him, the food he eats, all the materials he needs to reach a breakthrough in his capabilities... he understands that you aren't teyvat's creator, but this world and everything in it seems to exist just for you. you, the provider, the sustainer, the beloved of all. sometimes, diluc feels that everything he has and ever worked for have all been for the sake of one day meeting you.

he's not a religious man by principle, and he loathes people of absolute power. the only exception to this, however, is you. he's not foolish enough to believe you're some omnipotent, omniscient being that lords above all. no, you're not like that. he knows this because the longer he journeys with the traveler and feels their bond strengthen, the faint whispers he used to strain himself to hear grow clearer and clearer until finally, one day, he hears you.

you're both nothing and everything he thought you'd be. you view the world of teyvat with so much awe and joy that it's infectious, and he finds himself smiling more often than not to the privilege of finally hearing you. the traveler always looks at him with an understanding smile when diluc slows down in their travels to listen to you. he lives for the moments when you talk to yourself or to someone else (a companion of your own, maybe? from your place beyond the stars?) because this is how he learns. your favorite food, your favorite nations, your favorite "characters" and more. he holds every morsel of information you unknowingly give close to his chest where all his affections and wishes hide. he likes to think that this way, he can be closer and better for you.

but he knows he's not the only one who hears you, and it is the traveler that is closest to you out of all them. even so, diluc harbors no ill will to the avatar you chose to see and travel the world through. you're so fond of the traveler, and how could he ever come to loathe anything graced by your love?

he knows how to play nice. it helps that most of your other chosen are people he can find himself enjoying the company of as well. diluc understands that as much as he wants to be the sole holder of your attention, the world does not function that way. he's willing to extend an olive branch so long as they can all work together to keep you present in teyvat. he can worry about his more aggressive competition later when they aren't at risk of being caught in such an unsightly state by you — all that matters to him, right now, is how to keep your gaze on him for just a little longer and keep you from leaving him again.

it's a daunting thing to be so close to your grace. you take diluc to lands he'd never thought he'd visit again, to ruins of civilizations long past, domains with unimaginable horrors and have him run, claymore and vision burning at his hip, into fight after fight at your command. it's tiring at best and painful at worst, but you always take care to heal him and his companions before leaving, and you always lead them somewhere safe to rest until teyvat brightens and you come again.

his current companions (his "supports", he inwardly preens) rest and talk amongst themselves once they feel your presence leave. it used to be something they, your chosen, would panic over, but now that they've gotten more used to you and all the signs that pointed that yes, this is your will, they've grown to be able to tolerate the harrowing chill that comes when your warmth leaves them. diluc leans back on his chair in front of good hunter to observe them. they're all people he's come to grow fond of in time: diona was prickly, yes, but ha become pleasant to be around once they grew past their misunderstandings. the young master of the feiyun commerce guild, xingqiu, was also a reliable companion both in and outside of battle, and for all his faults, venti has proven himself to be a devout believer, unwilling to be a burden to you or the party you've guided him towards.

under normal circumstances, he never would've met and forged such strong bonds with these people. if not for your own interference, he never would've bothered getting to know any of them at all. though he may have his own gripes and complaints at times of how their dynamic works when you're not around, diluc is still fond of them. he's grateful for the opportunity to grow close to people again, and traveling the world alongside them and the traveler has become one of the few things he's begun to look forward to outside of his duties as "diluc, master of dawn winery." when the day is done and he can sit and relax with them in the tables in front of good hunter, he can rest in the company of others who understand the near-maddening pull in his chest that draws him to try and get closer, closer, to you.

it's days like these where diluc quietly thanks whatever it is brought you to them, and prays that one day, he will no longer have to search through the traveler's eyes to see you.

#miyo.muses #diluc.togo #i wrote this all in one sitting please i love him so much #i hope my research did you justice sir #if he sounds awkward or anything id appreciate feedback on how to improve!#diluc is one of my faves honestly and i wanna write more for him #and as you can see #he is a very generous muse #this is worse than when i wrote for zhongli oml #i wanted to keep this short n sweet #just a silly little hcs or brainrot post #but no #this happened #but im not that mad lmao diluc gets a free pass <3 #also pls dont flame the team ok i asked a friend what their diluc team looks like and they said “diona + xing + venti”#dsdhewu i have a very skewed view on what's considered a long or short post but just to play it safe #i added the read more this time bc id hate to be the person who clogs up the tags with super long posts #ok thats it rambling over i hope u guys enjoy <3 #genshin impact #sagau #self aware genshin #genshin diluc #diluc x reader

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scorpiusmalfoylovesoscarwilde · 1 month

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NAH NO ABSOLUTELY NOT TELL MEEE TEEEELLLLL MEEEEEEE WHY I WAS PEACEFULLY SCROLLING TIKTOK AND I SEE ONE COMMENT SECTION FLOOODEEDDD WITH SHIT LIKE "astoria greengrass hate club lol" "astoria haters ⬇️⬇️⬇️" "I can't stand astoria" WHAAATTT WHAT THE FUUCCKK WHAT ARE YOU EVEN ACTUALLY FUCKING TALKING ABOUY WHTA THE VBGAGSJSLW I CANNOT EVEN COMPREHEND WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE ON ABOUT IM GONNA FUCKINGFHFHFJFUFKM WHAT DO YOU EVEN MEEAAANN SHUT THE FYCK UPP OH MY GOD WHAT WHAT DID SHE EVER DO?????

anywayz number one astoria greengrass defender love her so much I will skin your whole body with my teeth if you try and fuck with her that is MY GIRL <3<3<3

#WHAT ARE THEY EVEN HATING???? THE THREE LINES ABOUT HER WE GET TALKING ABOUT HOW LOVELY SHE IS???? TF???#AT LEAST SOME HAD THE DECENCY TO ADMIT THEY HATE HER JUST BECAUSE SHES WRITTEN SO HORRIBLY IN FANFICS #YEAH CAUSE ALL THE DRACO SUCK UPS NEED TO GET HIS ACTUAL WONDERFUL WIFE OUT THE WAY TO SELF INSERT THEMSELVES AS AN UNRECOGNISIBLE HERMIONE #OR MAKE HIM SOME WEIRD LITTLE DEFENCELESS TWINK THATS BEING FORCED INTO AN ARRANGE MARRIAGE W/ A MEAN EVIL WOMAN SO HARRY CAN COME SAVE HIM #OHHHH YOU GUYS ARE MAKING ME HATE FANFICTION IM SO ANGRY #THIS IS ACTUALLY WHY DISCERNING FANON FROM CANON IS SO IMPORTANT BECAUSE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK MAN #SHUT UP OH MY GOD #im so mad #ASTORIA GET BEHIND ME 🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺#JUST SO YOU KNOW DRACO WOULD HATE ALL OF YOU FOR SAYING THIS SHIT 🗣🗣🗣#this is not directed at any dramione or drarry fans who actually give astoria some sense of justice i dont hate all of you <3 #JUST PEOPLE WHO ARE MEAN TO MY GIRL #astoria greengrass #astoria malfoy #drastoria #hpcc #i cannot comprehend that this angel of a woman HAS HATERS??????#fucking crazy out here bro #harry potter fans are something else oml #i hate tiktok gonna delete my entire account now ive had enough #/j

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impregnatedafterpostbirthdaysex · 2 months

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Green Lantern: Legacy, Tai Phan & Alexander Griffin

#tai pham #green lantern #alexander griffin #green lantern: legacy #oml i hate this but its practice but ahhhhh i gotta practice #also i love their dynammic im sad they were stuck in novel aimed at children because they....#theyre ike sin and katma but if sin was a capitalist instead of dictator fiebdkw #theyre a weird mashup of sinhal and sinkatma #sinestro if he flopped #but srsly tho alex was highkey creepy with tai like bruhhhh #srry i love them actually i wish alliance didnt have him as villain #dc comics #myedits #so annoyed at the speeds ahhshahankdewsa

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chiefbeefy · 23 days

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i love being in my second playthrough of rdr2 bc i know what happens

i can actually be nice to the characters that deserve it and avoid the ones that don’t

fuck micah all my homies hate micah

#rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #i hate micah so much oml #i hated him from the START #i saw him for the first time with no context and wanted him dead #arthur becomes a better person but he never really grows smh

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eff-plays · 5 months

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Came up with an idea for a scene in my fic and I'm trying to find a balance between letting Astarion show the same sort of care and emotional maturity for Hira that he shows for a Durge character without making it too twee and OOC 🤔

#bg3 #i think i'm gonna have hira die and get resurrected but everyone's out of spell slots for the end of the day #so they have to sleep it off #and they fall asleep in his arms cuz they're still like half-dead #and he just kinda sits there like when u have a cat in ur lap and u need to go somewhere #like uuugh wtf get off bro ... but also aw ... baby ...#he's like shaking with ... rage? confusion? just absolutely not having it but also having it very much #worsties to lovers #eventually he extracts himself and has to go sit and stare pissily into the campfire #getting so so so mad at hira for 1) daring to die and 2) being such a weak little bitch and 3) trusting him too much #'they're so stupid i hate them so much oml how dare they fall asleep in my arms like some fucking idiot omg'#bro ... ur the idiot<3

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bangcakes · 4 months

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#personal #im like so happy rn. but also terrified #bc like. uh. gotta go back to the real world of having a job after bein in school for 3 years DNDNJDNDNDNDN #and also like. my boy problem. like NDJFJDJDJJDJDJDJD #big transitions oml #i can only do 1 thing at once and like so sorry to me but the job search thing is kinda taking a back seat NFNDDJFN #OH I HATE TO SAY IT. AS LIKE. A USUALLY CAREER DRIVEN PERSON BUT..................#JDJDJDJDJDJDDDJDNDNDNDNDND I CANT EVEN SAY IT............#but rn ya. my priorities.... im ashamed NDNNDNDNDNDNDNDNDNNDDNDND #but.... HHHHHHHHHHH its the more fun thing so !!!!!!!!!#but gah..... i also am like takin a break bc its like christmas n who the fuck is looking to hire rn lmao #the time between xmas n new years isnt real so !!!!#and also !!! i think i deserve a break after 4 months of non stop work !!!!!!!!!!#also like the faster i resolve my boy problem the easier itll be to focus #on job searching ?????#or like god i guess i could do both. my mom keeps being like.... youre both looking for jobs... why dont you ask him to do it together NDN #um.... 1. hes my competition LMAO. we literally had the same gpa down to the decimal #(tho this may no longer be the case bc we got our grades for the semester n mine went up. idk the state of his. would be fuckin funny if it #was still the same tho JDJDJFJDJ)#and 2..... LOL ID RATHER DO LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE WITH HIM........#god idk where this post is going. but 1. i wished him merry christmas and he answered back with a 'merry christmas 😄' which !!!@@@#from a reserved/grumpyish guy...... im just kind of like NDNNDNDNDNDND IDK. IDKKKKK. LIKE IM HAPPY ???? BUT IM ALSO LIKE FREAKED OUT ??????#i dont think i'll be able to deal if he actually likes me back #and 2. i like have a draft message of like. asking him to hang out JJDJDJDNDNDM #if youve been following these posts.. maybe u remember me askin him if he wants to keep in touch with me n our mutual friend and he said #he would. so that friend is like. going away for a month and like ok lets be real. if i have to wait until feb to see him i'll um Die JDJJD #so i have a message planned. IDK WHEN IM GONNA SEND IT. BUT IT WILLLL GET SENT. I JUST.... HHHHHHH I HAVE TO GET THE NERVE....#but .... ya idk i hope he says yes but i'll also get if he says no. may be awks just the two of us. maybe we're not ready LMAO IDK. ive bee #alone with him maybe like. 30 mins max. and like the convo keeps going but there are pauses. IDK. maybe i should stop thinking and go to be

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zappedbyzabka · 5 months

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What a baddie. He DID that

#johnny lawrence #That fat ass oml #I🤲🤲🤲🤲🤲#Thank you camera man #john kreese #Hate to see him leave love to watch him go or what do they say

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aa-carnivorousfatality · 10 months

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WHAT KIND OF GOD ARE YOU?

---------- ******** weather and calamity -----***

tempestuous and fearsome. your moods are hard to read and you strike on a whim. not a soul can avoid you as disasters strike across the land. you have your own standards for what makes sense and what you value and if anyone dares challenge you there will be nowhere for them to run.

TAGGED BY: @spybiote

TAGGING: @arachstar , @novaragno , @lacewove , @surpriseattack , @fangwebs , @neonwebs , @42prowl , @faithleapz (pspspsps ezraaa my beloved ) , @mekabug , @primordyalsoul AND YOU!!!!

#»»--------OUT OF COMPASSION--------«ooc«#✳ ┅ My duality is your Sweet Toxin ┅ ✳headcanons✺#══⊹⊱I Don’t Want You to Know about me #keep hating me. Please⊰musings⊹#oml #this is accurate to him tbh

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cherry-bomb-ships · 1 year

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