#‘half my band is here’

[findafight]

Wait hehe.

Modern au where Eddie has a decent following in social media and is known as both a guy who does ttrpg with a few friends and does cool metal covers of different song genres. He's weird, sure, and will also post two minute video monologues but it's done while camera is mildly unfocused on a worm on the wet pavement, or he'll rant about prog rock and then two minutes later go "I'm sorry my statements on Keith Emmerson were inappropriate and I guess" *pauses and looks off camera* "he totally deserves to be in the rock and roll Hall of Fame" like it's a hostage video and someone made him say it because he looks like he's having a terrible time about it.

Anyways he's an internet funny little man and one day he posts a tiktok or what have you labeled "tfw ur bf is sitting in his platonic soulmate's lap instead of yours" and it's just of Steve sitting sideways across Robin's lap on someone's couch chatting and smiling with her before turning to Eddie and giving a little finger wave.

This is of course met with internet hullabaloo because is that Steve Harrington and Robin Buckley? Famous indie music duo who are also starring in a popular new tv series? Social media weirdos? Beloved and popular and bizarre and memeable? Queer icons RobinandSteve? Was Eddie serious? He was dating thee Steve Harrington?

An hour later Robin tags Eddie in a post that is a video obviously taken from slightly under Steve as the angles are a bit weird, and Eddie can be heard saying "oh my god how could I have forgotten you're, like, really famous how'd I do that Steve! Babe, Stop laughing! It was supposed to be a silly relatable post! You're no better Buckley-hey why are you filming this? My mortification isn't funny!!" While the video is just shaking of Steve curling in on himself and Robin trying to focus on Eddie and you can hear them both cackling over Eddie talking. She captions it "tfw ur QPP's bf forgets you two are famous and that most ppl don't know they're dating. Or didn't, at least"

#eddie munson #steve harrington #robin buckley #steddie #stranger things #eddie and his little cringefail posts #when asked how they met they say they went to hs together and then reconnected #finda's rambles #finda writes stuff #famous steve harrington #why yes i did just have the second half of an edible tha ks for asking #drug mention #i dont thi k a lot of ppl on here wld know who keith emmerson is but hes one of the greatest keyboardists of all time #and elp is not in the rrhof and im. astounded. bamboozled. (its because...'mainstream' rock hates/d prog) #took until the 2010s for prog bands to get into the rock and roll hall of fame #so i am pushing my prog rock fan steve on you all now #i mean that the relationship between prog and other subgenres is weird compared to everything else and it wasnt seen as true to rock

[mothmanssweetsucculentass]

AN UPDATE on me showing my partner Marble Hornets for the first time and their batshit insane takes on the series/characters. We got to 76 last I remember. Here’s everything they’ve said for just the new entries we’ve watched between now and the last post:

- The entry where we see Tim’s body cam POV after him and Jay get attacked by the operator in Rosswood:

- “Slenderman uses his dead body dimension to grow mushrooms

He’s really interested in the conservation of this really rare strain of mushroom, that’s what the dead body dimension is for”

- To Tim: “if shit sucks, hit da bricks”

- After Tim gets in his car and drives the fuck outta dodge: “Oh he’s going on a lovely little road trip, he’s just like me fr”

- “You know marble hornets is just a series of bad decisions made by film majors, which is the original bad decision” (implying that the characters being film majors was the initial fuck up and NOT Alex deciding to kill all his friends on a whim)

- During Tim’s panic attack in the same entry: “You know, panic attack aside, I think I’d really enjoy peeling all the crumblies off that dry wall”

- “Hacking coughing licking iPad crying baby”

- “I do appreciate how his arms and legs are out of the way of the body camera in lieu of his panic attack, thank you for that”

- As Tim is taking his anti hallucination meds: “Don’t over dose. Oh it’s just one, you’re probably fine. Wait why are you taking another one? Not even a bottle of water? It’s why you’re coughing. Don’t take a third one! DO NOT take the whole bottle, that’s how you die! You’re not gonna die of slenderman related causes, you’re just gonna die of stupid!”

- Upon seeing Tim find Hoody’s messages on the walls: “ “Follow meeeee!” It’s like that one snowman in the phineas and ferb holiday special. My brain loves referencing obscure media”

- After Tim passes out trying to break the “he is a liar” wall: “Ok, takin a nap.”

- “You go mentally ill queen!”

- About Alex: “Why does he look like John Darneille????” (Context: they are obsessed with the band The Mountain Goats and because of tism face blindness they are convinced Alex shares a striking resemblance to frontman John Darneille)

- “Slenderman is a HORRIBLE parent!!”

- “Alex is a high school nerd who would get shoved into a locker!” “I would argue Jay is more of a nerd on that regard” “they’re both nerds shoving each other into lockers!”

- “Ok he theoretically knows how to fight, but that doesn’t mean he’s good in practice”

- The entry where Jay and Tim follow Hoody around the abandoned hospital:

- “Hoody’s like if Santa was really sinister”

- “He teleported to the next house to give all the good little boys and girls their evil tapes!”

- Seeing Alex tied up: “oh are we getting kinky?” “Hoody is literally trying to kill him” “hot”

- “You know, if I was in my hometown and slenderman was there, I’d be pretty mentally ill too”

- “How many holes do you think slenderman has?”

And finally (for now until we finish the end of MH):

- “I don’t think slenderman would survive long in federal prison”

#marble hornets #jay marble hornets #jay mh #mh hoody #hoody marble hornets #tim marble hornets #tim mh #alex marble hornets #Alex mh #john darnielle #mountain goats fans I promise this tag belongs here my partner is so obsessed with the band that they see the blorbo everywhere #even when we’re in public #it’s pretty funny #I’m half convinced they’re saying half of these so I post about them here on tumblr dot com #but idc the takes are funny #update #also I am aware that in MH Slenderman and the operator aren’t the same #but the series did start from the OG Slenderman forum posts #my partner just likes to call it slenderman for the much appreciated comedic effect #please do not ream me a new one lmao #and yes I will be showing them EMH after this

[dxmnsvoid]

– V

#casually throws vessel v at ur dash again #the half half b&w hoodie rlly coming through here #also peek my eyes n lashes yayy #vessel v #dxv; op #dxv; self #dxv; eepies #sleep token #sleep token band #sleep token worship #worshitposting #sleep token vessel v

[missygoesmeow]

idk man the horrors are kinda hot

HAPPY HALLOWEENIE!!!

#i didnt have time to make a new art for Halloween so i half arsed some colour on this instead :) #pls pretend i did his robes #the band ghost #the band ghost fanart #ghost bc #ghost bc fanart #papa iv #papa copia #cardinal copia #evil copia #dracopia #my-art #pls dont be like: its not halloween yet!! #its halloween here so bite me #happy halloween!

[glennmillerorchestra]

my prof opened our first lecture by playing a video of the band and then saying "in my humble opinion, rock n roll doesn't get much better than this. the band. 1969. led by canadian singer robbie robertson." when he asked if anyone knew the band i was the only person to raise my hand in a lecture hall of 400+ people. and today someone in my other class said “hey you’re in [class] right? i saw you raise your hand.” and im not even that INTO the band for this to be my introduction to people in real life

#i'm not the band inflicted but the way people looked at me in that hall... u would've thought i showed them half the stuff i see on here. #the song was the night they drove old dixie down if you're curious. i dont like my prof that much so far but he was real for that

[everysongineverykey]

what the fuck do you mean soul brother is about brian may. what do you MEAN freddie mercury wrote a song about brian harold may that went "he's my best friend, he's my champion, and he will rock you, rock you, rock you, cause he's the saviour of the universe, he can make you keep yourself alive, make you keep yourself alive, cause he's somebody, somebody you can love" what do you mean he just wrote that and then casually told brian may about it in the studio one day and was like surprise! i've written a song about you, but it needs your touch! break out that guitar! what do yuo mean they both wrote songs aimed at each other at least once but brian wrote so many for freddie he can't remember which one he was working on at the time. WHAT DO YOU MENA

#queen band #THAT'S SO. THAT'S SO #that's the sweetest fucking thing holy shit they really were besties huh #that's genuinely sooo. cause like i don't think freddie ever wrote songs for any of his other friends! #his lovers sure but as far as i know brian's the only one who got a song dedicated to him #(i mean. he says that he's not sure whether it's actually about him or not but like. why would freddie lie about that?) #'god bless my soul here he comes now / the man with the most how does he do it? / sure he's got style he's so heavy / he's a trip' #'he can do anything anything / cause he's my soul brother' #that's so genuine and sweet and encouraging!!! no flowery metaphors #no poetry or cryptic lyrics #just freddie mercury going I LOVE YOU!! I LOVE YOU!!! YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND!! YOU'RE SOOO COOL!!! SEE HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU??? #for three and a half minutes. it makes me SICK #btw if you tag this as ship it is on SIGHT ok thanks xoxo #and the way most of the queen songs he references were written by brian. godddd #he just wrote that for no reason at all‼️‼️ fucked UP!!!!

[abodyfarm]

can anybody hear me (⁠＠⁠_⁠＠⁠;⁠) !!!

#the black queen band #the black queen (band) #<- idk which way ppl do that tag on here #greg puciato #tills gifs #i made so many gifs n didnt keep like half of them im obsessed w him #his hips in the 2nd one what if i krilled my shelf .

[raveartts]

#raveartts #rave.characters #furry art #animation #me after i re-export everything to add dithering only for tumblr to put the shitty color banding back ;_; #anyways i think this took like..3 and a half hours? maybe 4 idk #8 frames on 12fps and i managed to get it looking pretty darn smooth 😍 #there's some mistakes in there which will only bother specifically me forever #but like #honestly this is the best animation i've ever made #she looks so fucking adorable and i'm gonna pat myself on the back about that #it's nice being able to shade with multiply layers on an animation too #ANYWAYS goodnight tumblr #my hand is cramped to infinity and beyond #but loooook i added her hair gradient AND the stripes #incredible stuff right here #i could've added a nicer bg but i had zero ideas and again..my hand...it hurts

[faunandfloraas]

Would love to know why international acts always seem to come out here in the dead of summer. Nothing says fun like performing in 40° celsius heat

#its especially funny when its some norwegian metal band my brother likes or something #like are your tour managers actually trying to kill you who planned this #but also a reason i barely go to concerts bc its like lol pay 180 bucks to stand in blaring heat 🫶 #um.... im okay #i went to florence and the machine a while back and while it was a great concert and she did amazing #it was a 40 degree day and even tho she didnt come out til the sun was setting it was still 37° out and there was no seating #so i ended up stripping half my dress off and just having the underskirt and my bra on and so did p much everyone else bc we were dying #and she kept stopping the show bc she was seeing people faint in the audience and would ask security to go check on them #also winter here is perfect??? like it doesnt snow it doesnt rain much its often 20-23 c during the day so im just ????? #do a winter show and leave the summer shows for places that are ice tundras in the winter or something idk #if skz does come here this yr which they might not i mean there was 4 years between the first concerts here and the last #but i hope its in autum winter early spring lol

[phant0m-l0rd]

I think it's been almost 2 years since I last painted a shirt and I randomly felt the urge to do it again the other day, so here's a Dir En Grey shirt I painted~

the abstract design was roughly inspired by the nature theme of the Dum Spiro Spero album cover.

(acrylic paint)

#the lyrics are from aka #anyway it hit me the other day that i don't own diru merch yet (aside from 1 album) despite being a huge fan for a year & a half now #and during the 2020 quarantine i got obsessed with painting my own band shirts #so i just got inspired to get back into it and paint myself a diru shirt and here goes :') #dir en grey #vkei #metal #art #ig this counts as fan art #fan art #fanart #traditional art #shirt #shirt painting #painting #acrylic #lisa's art #scheduled

[vamptastic]

really truly mens fashion rn is just national park youve never been to tshirt band you don't listen to tshirt tshirt with the joker on it tshirt with naruto and japanese text that is probably just the characters name or like a takeout menu on it tshirt that says like "im a PROUD ASSHOLE and i LOVE COPS" or button ups in 5 different muted colors. and pants that fuck hard but do not fit if you don't have an ass flat enough for somebody to put a sheet of paper on and use as a clipboard in a pinch.

#its like me and my one button up with mushrooms on it against the world rn #and my womens sweaters from like 5 years ago that have holes in them and cant be worn in florida weather #and tshirts for bands that i DO listen to (literally just mcr. cant wear a nirvana shirt in this economy and nobody listens to punk here) #i dont even think they make mens pants in my size if im being real #my dad is like. 350+ pounds and his pants are too small for me 😭 #and im 250 like. im half his size. just all my weight is my dump truck ass sadly #my waist measurment theoretically is like... a medium-high mens size... its just the ass. #also im fucking 5'3 #well anyway whatever i make the clothing store my bitch i walk in there the world is my oyster i am constrained by nothing but personal #taste #<- guy who can find maybe one pair of womens slacks and a cool shirt per four hour shopping trip

[krash-8]

ok so I get the schools football team is great and you can afford to spend thousands of dollars on signs that glow when they play and shit but can you go back to not charging kids for pads. or at least stocking the dispensers that do

#rant in tags sorry lol i hate it here #anyways #I don't generally take change with me when i go to the bathroom mid class #believe it or not #and half the time the dispensers are empty or broken anyway #“but then kids will just take them all” 1) how would anybody casually walk out of the restroom with 50 tampons #2) i think youd live #use that money you're always bragging on for something thats NOT showy sports gear or a fucking ten thousand dollar chandelier #hate rich schools because they have so much money they dont even bother spend it right #dont even get me started on the band #i like band !!! band is cool !!!! however my former high school had a great band #and they didn't BEG THEIR MEMBERS to sponsor THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS EACH FOR #on top of what they already have #AND THEY HAVE A LOT. #tbh ive never met more spoiled kids than the band ones at my school in my life #“we didn't get to have 5 field trips to amusement parks this year. just four. of COURSE im upset; they dont fund band enough” #that kid got jumped on by three art kids and a teacher when that came out 😭😭😭 #they just expect this shit #do they notice what its taking from everyone else #i have a teacher whos worked with this school for like 25 years. which is remarkable as this school isnt very old. or this town #compared to my other schools at least #and every day she goes on about How Much She Hates what theyre doing #but she wont leave because she likes to teach #shes watched the school slowly transfer more and more of its budget to showy extra things #and give less and less to necessities #more money does not help. #not only is there nothing more they can take from some families without driving us out‚ but they'll just keep wasting it. #theyre spoiled fucking rotten and you can't give them anything because itll never go where you want #out of tags but yeah i hate them and something needs to be done about the district #school problems

[swamp-songs]

cool venue in the Big City reached out to me and asked if i could play a local artist spotlight later this month, the third of a new monthly series they’re hosting, and then they asked me if it could be a 45 minute set and i just had to work up all the courage in my bod to say i could maybe swing 30 and maybe i should do the one next month to prepare better and now i want to liquify my bonez

#anxiety :) #the monkey’s paw curls because i have been saying i want to start gigging in maine and here we are #the theme of last year was be careful what you wish for ! because you ! will surely get it !!!!! #i haven’t played a gig in a year and a half tho and i’ve neverrrr done a set this long #also my boyfriend is playing his album release show for his band st this very venue two days later !!!.. i said ha it’s so funny #how bad i want to be you. you play a show there i play a show there #i also tried on his cool skater pants and they fit me perfect so they are my pants now xx #that’s all :)

[nocturnal-birb]

y'all know Terzo would do this

I spent way more effort into this than I initially did but worth it

#sketch my ass i said- that was a lie and now its half lineart KHDGKJSHFGSDKGHS #anyway here's our little primadona terzo #papa emeritus iii #the band ghost #terzo #papa my beloved #my art

[edsbacktattoo]

i was tagged by @xoxoemynn and @snake-snack-stede to go here and show off my last six months of tracks

granite being there twice and both in the top spots has me with my head in my hands rn

i’ll (no pressure!) tag:

@tisziny @dickfuckk @adickaboutspoons @bunnyandthejets @batsarebetterthanpeople @ella-doe and anyone else who’d like to join 😌💕

#btw folks if you don’t like getting tagged in things pls let me know and i will immediately stop #also i don’t know why francesca by hozier is here i’ve listened to it like 80000 times?????? #girl where are you? #also can u tell the sleep token album ate my liver? #like the fact that take me back to eden is my second (technically) most listened track and it’s 8 and a half minutes long #i love you weird metalcore band sleep token #also the cover of drive from beef? 😭 #it’s just got this cello in it that i’m hooked on #obsessed with it #anyway i love you all #tagged #💕✨ #music

[coffeeghoulie]

Mushy May Day 27: Game Night

Mushy May prompts arranged by @forlorn-crows

Pairing: Cumulus/Aether if you squint

Rating: Teen

Words: 694

It seems like a bad idea, giving a pack of hellbeasts a deck of Cards Against Humanity, but it very quickly becomes the pack’s favorite game to play on a lazy night. 

Cumulus grabs a black card, setting her hand of white cards face down. “Step one: blank. Step two: blank. Step three: profit,” she reads, setting down the card and grabbing her beer. She takes a drink as the rest of the pack sorts through their cards, picking two and sliding them over to her.

Swiss looks smug, taking a drink from his own beer as he makes eye contact. Cumulus raises her brow at him, collecting his cards but not flipping them over yet. 

Mountain sighs as he pulls two cards, replacing them from the deck on the center of the table. He leans back in his chair, sorting his cards carefully. 

Cirrus hands her cards over, reaching for Sunny’s popcorn. Sunny hands in her cards next, tilting the bowl over so Cirrus has an easier time getting a handful.

Dew slides his cards over, and Cumulus catches them before they slide off the table.

Rain just hands her the two cards, seeing as he’s sitting right next to her. 

Aether’s still thinking. Cumulus raps her nails across the table one by one. She doesn’t mean to be pushy, but they’re still waiting. After a long moment, Aether grabs two and pushes them to the pile. 

Cumulus clears her throat, grabbing a pair of cards at random, reading them out loud dramatically. “Step one: Full frontal nudity. Step two: Poor life choices. Step three: profit.”

There’s some laughter from the pack, and Rain takes a drink, not making eye contact with anyone in particular. 

She sets the cards down, grabbing another set. “Step one: Bubble butt bottom boys. Step two: Dick fingers. Step three: profit.”

Dew cackles, and Swiss can’t keep a straight face, his fangs flashing in the lamplight. Cumulus rolls her eyes at them, smiling fondly. She grabs another set. 

“Step one: your weird brother. Step two: Nasty shit. Like real sick stuff. Step three: Profit.”

Sunny snorts, and Cirrus looks busy resorting her cards for the fifth time in ten minutes.

“Step one: Drinking gasoline just to see what it tastes like. Step two: Licking things to claim them. Step three: Profit.”

Rain snorts, smacking Dew on the shoulder playfully. “Yeah, those are yours.”

“I won’t confirm or deny anything,” Dew claims, but he looks too smug to deny it.

Cumulus clears her throat before grabbing the next set of white cards. “Step one: Mental illness. Step two: However much weed twenty dollars can buy. Step three: profit.”

Sunny beams as the rest of the pack laughs. 

The next set of cards: “Step one: A fuck-ton of almonds. Step two: Trevor, the world’s greatest boyfriend. Step three: profit.”

Swiss turns to Mountain with a questioning look on his face. 

“I had a bad hand, okay?” he sighs, taking a long drink. 

Cumulus grabs the last set of white cards, and flips them over. “Step one: Doing a somersault and barfing. Ste-ep two,” the laughter breaks through her voice as she reads ahead. She tries to collect herself. “Step two: ejaculating at the apex of a cartwheel.”

She bursts into laughter, bright and bell-like. Aether grins, leaning back with his arms crossed as the pack starts laughing as well. But as the pack’s laughter peters out after a few moments, Cumulus is still laughing. 

“It’s not that funny, Cue” Dew says. 

“Ye-ah it is,” she giggles, clutching her stomach as she turns away from the table. “It’s a whole routine, it’s so vivid.”

Her face is flushed, and her eyes are shiny with tears. She can’t stop laughing. Every time she manages to take a breath, the image of the world’s most fucked up gymnastics routine plays in her mind’s eye, and she breaks down into laughter again, the tears spilling down her cheeks. “You’re gonna make me fucking puke, Aeth.”

“I think we all know who won,” Rain says, reaching over and taking the black card from in front of Cumulus, setting it down on Aether’s ever growing pile.

#mushy may #my writing #aether ghoul #cumulus ghoulette #everyone's here #i played this round of cards against humanity as a freshman in college #a guy i really liked played aether's hand and it has been burned into my mind for three and a half years #(i ended up living with him my junior year that was fun lmao) #the band ghost fanfiction