#…. wait a fucking second

[brandtner]

What would happen if serbia (or montenegro) met their female counterparts?

Sex

#Idk what did you expect from me anon #HAHAHAHAHAHAHA #Serbia would probably instantly fall in love with her and she would think he's the most disgusting fucking bigot she ever met #and reject him for Aph Russia #That or they would team up and go screw with Croatia's head #I can hear EXACTLY what Serbiaxfem!Serbia sex sounds like #Rado ide Srbin u vojnike intercepted by moans and screams (couple goals) #I hope my crush will find this blog and read this #Wait a fucking second #Wouldn't be Serbiaxfem!Serbia just civil war? #Interesting #we dont talk about montenegro on this blog if you havent noticed #yugotalia #asks

[ortensiawhiskers]

Do you have a headcanon that you like so much it’s your default so when you read other peoples posts you get like genuinely confused. So genuine it’s embarrassing.

#txt #sniff sniff #someone said that Greta was the token straight #& I immediately thought ‘WHY would they say that Greta likes boys’ & it took me scrolling for a solid 5 mins to me like. #wait a fucking second #me @ me gay trans boy Greta isn’t real anywhere else besides your own head REMEMBER #this happens to much to me I rlly can convince myself of anything

[vyragosa]

DAMNIT LET’S FUCKING GO HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY BELOVED REVOLUTIONARY WITH MESSIAH COMPLEX WHO GOT NAILED AT THE CROSS AND SUFFERED PUBLIC EXECUTION FOR GOING AGAINST THE STATUS QUO AND GOT HIT BY THE HARSH REALITY OF THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY 

#wait a fucking second #that's a description #i give to characters i like a lot..? uh oh

[r0bee]

Only watching CINEMA on my birthday (Mamma Mia! and Bride Wars)

#Wait a fucking second #I ampicked the movies based on vibe but they both end with someone cancelling their wedding at the altar/almost there #Hmm #Fun movies though

[wiwi-wisp]

WYVERN HAS A CANONICAL PD CHARACTER???

#i still cant believe i met wyvern before ever listening to jrwi #i realised it two days ago #and was like #WAIT A FUCKING SECOND #prime defenders s2ep15

[kiaxet]

I think my favorite aspect of the Hades II announcement is the idea that, somewhere in the underworld, a very thunderstruck Zagreus is demanding, "What do you MEAN, I have a sister?!"

#hades #hades 2 #hades ii #zagreus #melinoe #yep she's confirmed to be Melinoe #can't wait for those family conversations #my second favorite aspect of this announcement #is the fact that Zagreus' story was all Intimate Family Business #whereas Melinoe is out here to fuck up the Titans themselves #which I suppose is also Family Business #of a slightly higher order of magnitude in terms of Taking Care Of Shit

[wispscribbles]

MW3 spoilers / MCD ‼️

#mw3 #mw3 spoilers #cod mwiii #mwiii spoilers #cod #cod spoilers #call of duty #call of duty spoilers #ghostsoap #soapghost #simon ghost riley #cod fanart #my art #can’t wait for ghost going savage mode next game :) #I want him to fuck everyone up #i still live in denial but I had to get this drawing out of my system #never bury your enemies alive #the second Makarov said that I was like oh boy #I know a guy that applies to #ngl I’m proud of this one #it’s messy but kinda slaps #mcd #major character death #oh wait hang on #… this sentence is the last thing soap ever heard #alright time to go cry again :) see ya lads

[wawataka]

they fucking did it again they baby-fied mob bones give me the middle schooler id be terrified to run into at the store back

#i’m not complaining #he’s so… #bawls my eyes out #i looked at my pfp and the post i made and went wait a fucking second #i know the art is technically different but i like to think there was some inspiration #yknow for all the official art that includes ritsu he’s really not in a lot of merchandise unless they’re including like everyone everyone #sorry i just kinda started rambling #mp100

[myiliterallyhavenolifegoals]

i'm unwell!!! because in stede's eyes, ned low was right!! ned says "he [ed] only likes you because of your bumbling amateur status" and calls stede blackbeard's "pet" just like izzy did in series 1

so stede steps up as a captain, kills the man who harmed his crew, and suddenly, for once in stede's life, he isn't a joke! the gentleman pirate is taken seriously and welcomed into the pirate community!

and what happens less than 24 hours later? ed calls their night together a mistake, AND LEAVES.

yes, obviously the situation is more nuanced, and these old men are once again struggling to communicate, but i 100% understand why stede went a bit of the rails at the end of episode 7. stede's been so focused on trying to help ed, that he's completely ignored his own ongoing identity crisis and trauma, and after the incident at the academy in series 1, this meltdown was long overdue.

#yes he's being a bitch but it's IN CHARACTER #just because you don't agree with his actions doesn't make it bad writing guys c'mon it's good omens 2 all over again #ofmd #ofmd s2 spoilers #our flag means death #stede bonnet #ed x stede #rhys darby #i'm a stede apologist first and a homie second i'm sorry lmaoo #i got so excited when i saw the flashback to him as a little boy bc finally!!! stede's trauma gets to be addressed!!! #edit: HE SLEPT WITH ED TO TAKE THE POISON AND TURN IT INTO POSITIVITY WAIT A SECOND WAIT A FUCKING SECOND

[space-magician]

I WENT INTO MY INBOX BC WHILE ROOTING OUT BOTS I FOUND SOME WEIRDASS ASKS SENT TO ME AND REALIZED SOME BUDDIES SENT IN SOME THINGS FOR ASK POSTS I HAD REBLOGGED AND I CANT FIND THE ASK POSTS HELP. HELP. HELP.

#this is so fucking funny oh my god #adhd at its finest 'oh i bet this will be fun!' *reblogs it* #*forgets about it* #my notifs have been WEIRD for AGES i had to manually root for bots bc it only Sometimes notifies me when i get a follower #I LOVE U GUYS HI SOL HI BIBIANA #ill share a silly fact at least its that bibiana has a supercool art account that it took me ages to realize was theirs #and i was just like 'wow bibs and this art account sure do show up at the same time every day' #for WEEKS #until i was like #WAIT A FUCKING SECOND #ONE OF THOSE IS A MAIN ISNT IT. ISNT IT. MY GOD.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

WENT INTO A STARDEW FUGUE STATE LADS ITS FOUR THIRTY AM MY SLEEP SCHEDULE IS FUCKED GOOD NIGHT

#BIG OOPS #BUT I F I N A L L Y GOT THAT STUPID SECOND SNAKE VERTEBRAE I NEEDED #IN ORDER TO FINISH THE ARCHEOLOGICAL TENT MISSION #IN ORDER TO GET THE OSTRICH INCUBATOR #IN ORDER TO GET MORE OSTRICH EGGS #IN ORDER TO FINALLY FUCKING SHIP EVERY ITEM IN THE GAME FOR THAT ACHIEVEMENT #AUUGHUGRUHGGHGHGH IM ON LIKE YEAR FOUR OF THE GAME OR SOME SHIT #stardew valley #okay now its time to optimize moneygain im halfway through the 10 mill achievement #plus i need the gold to pay for obelisks #after that i just need to wait til spring fest cuz i forgot to buy a spring scarecrow and then i'll be able to craft the deluxe #finish up gifts for george and then the final special order is making vodka for pam #then its JUST the gold clock

[outlying-hyppocrate]

There was this Halloween parade today at the theme park I went to with my friend for their birthday. And there was this guy on top of one float looking absolutely fuckin. stunning (that's the best word there is for this. I apologize), with a corset and just a very Sam-Smith-in-Unholy-but-if-they-were-a-gay-skeleton-pirate look. And he.... he fucking pointed at me.... like right at me. The parade went around a couple times and we actually saw him again. This time, he fucking waved. I've been sitting in my bathroom saying "I got pointed at by the slutty man from [insert name of theme park here]" for the past couple of seconds and I have come to a conclusion. I am gay as fuck

#random thoughts #i use the term slutty affectionately. in all honesty i didn't look very modest either #again. i also looked very sam-smith-in-unholy-but-if-they-were-a-gay-skeleton-pirate-esque #except my face looked a bit like a doll's? if that makes sense? like my eyeliner sort of gave off a doll vibe #this is my most nonsensical post of all time. hng #even more so than the time i added 'bitches' to everything #also. i say [insert name of theme park here] you will know which part of baguetteland i reside in #anyway. back to reblogging funny things and sillyposting if i feel so inclined #wait a fucking second #i questioned my demiromanticism for a minute there. thank fuck it's just gender envy and also being flustered by the gay skeleton pirate

[ew-selfish-art]

DPxDC AU: Ellie was going to beat the shit out of this space cop if he was lying…she might just do it anyway but, like, fr she’ll throw down on Danny’s behalf.

Enter scene following a bad tandem clone + identity reveal where in Danny is captured and wounded, Ellie escaping just narrowly. She manages to get Sam and Tucker on her side and together the three of them save Danny. (Where was Jazz? Why couldn’t she find Jazz?)

Ellie has traveled all over the world, has seen its hospitality just as much as its hostility- besides Danny liked space right? Mostly, Ellie is panicking and, being unable to think of a place to take Danny while he’s bleeding out on her, she just goes… up. Out of the atmosphere and just beyond the satellites. It finally feels far enough away, tho she didn’t take them beyond the moon, she has limits to her paranoia thank you.

Imagine to her annoyance that apparently someone actually watches for biological materials leaving and re-entering the earth! Total Bullshit! She’s needed to make a number of trips back and forth to get Danny food and water and medical supplies- and she’s doing a damn good job of getting him stable. Too bad she hadn’t realized the ring guy following her sooner.

Turns out he’s “made a report” and “will find them justice” and “wants to help”. Yeah right. She throws down with him as best she can, and he clearly doesn’t want to hurt her so he keeps letting her get away with Danny in tow. Danny is sleeping through most of this but a few times he lets out a woop or a go get ‘em.

Eventually Hal calls the only person on the team with a single paternal bone in his body (even if it was only a single one most days). Pulling Batman into a spacesuit, into a ship and across the atmosphere shouldn’t have been that easy- though it was obvious how his agreement came immediately after Hal mentioned the wounded and entirely isolated twins he’d found.

#dcxdp #dpxdc #dc x dp #dp x dc #danny phantom #dc crossover #dp crossover #danielle #plz continue #I beg #by the time danny is recovered/comes to Ellie has fought all of his alien hero idols and he dies a second time #Ellie: if the green guy didn’t want to get punched he should’ve stayed in his own mind #Danny: el. that’s Martian man Hunter. el please say you didn’t #ellie regrets nothing and now Danny’s new coworkers all know where they stand #mixed results for bat adoption lmao #gl might even adopt tbh just to keep a better eye on her the guy seems chill #oh wait the male twin is over powered and has zero chill wait fuck batman give that one back

[lucabyte]

"So what's the weirdest possible first (second) impression Loop could make on the party in postcanon?" "Yeah, that, probably."

+ Bonus

theyre just standing there in direct party order while this happens. normal tuesday.

#its not even purely aggression or a powerplay or anything i think they just fucking panicked and had to shut them up somehow #anyway . fluff reunion? angst reunion? how about just weird as fuck reunion. KEEP EM GUESSIN #in stars and time #isat #isat spoilers #in stars and time spoilers #isat fanart #in stars and time fanart #isat siffrin #isat loop #sifloop #hello again sifloop nation i bring you weird fucking takes once again #this sure is a different tone to the last thing i put in the tags huh? KEEP EM GUESSIN BABEYYYY #lucabyteart #in stars and time act 6 spoilers #anyway this is a truncated & amped up version of my headcanon reunion. which is to say loop sits on the edge of camp waiting to be noticed #& after what would be far more rambling than ive put here siffrin almost calls them that and loop stops them + makes it clear thats secret #but loop has had to travel some distance to get to them + has been stewing about it. knows they stopped existing for a while and came back #doesnt know why. blames it on siffrin. might not even have been them or a wish. but they jump to conclusions and have time to get mad #then like TWO SECONDS after they have this weird standoff reunion its RIGHT BACK to being buddy buddy and overly familiar with them. #just ultra confusing for the party. as confusing as humanly possible.

[wasyago]

oh man you're so lucky to be the chosen one, i would give everything to have what you had, you should be grateful--

#i have A LOT of questions for the elders. #first: WHAT THE FUCK #second: *WHY* #and then there are all the actual structural questions that no one cares about #like: why wait until he was 5? for example. giving gill and edyn time to get attached is one of the cruelest things they've done #fucked up honestly #jrwi riptide #gillion tidestrider #edyn tidestrider #jrwi edyn #my art #sketch

[novakiart]

spinneret fun! 🕷️ written by me & nevi

the rest under cut:

#spideypool #wade wilson #peter parker #spider-man #deadpool #i made this in one day fjdjjsjs forgive how weird wade looks in every panel but this is basically just a glorified scribble #also i think his badly drawn faces are funnt #more cringe losers based on nevi + my's au #again #they **** after this. #sorry? #mine #okay wait no I'm back #because put yourself in wade's shoes for a second #your bf's overactive super senses are telling him to get the hell out of dodge but he trusts you so much that he says nah fuck that #I'm safe I'm in good hands #to trust somebody more than you trust your own senses #okay /end #earth-748