I LOVE YOU THE WORKS!! i love you hammer to fall i love you radio ga ga i love you keep passing the open windows i LOVE you i want to break free. i love you fresh new (for the time) batch of amazing classic songs after a not so great tenth album (hot space :/) i love you THREE greatest hits on one record i love you. I LOVE YOU THE WORKS 1984
I finished S2 recently and I need somewhere to put my not exactly hot but like warm (?) takes because it's taking up too much storage space in my brain.
🤍 Xie Lian 🤍
It's a good thing I'm not into guys because if I was I would be on my knees for this man in every sense of that expression and his pet menace to society would mince me up like garlic.
So I'll try to be brief about my overflowing feelings about him. Xie Lian is the best main character I have come across in a WHILE. He's the embodiment of compassion and kindness. And also a cold blooded murderer. A babygirl. A father figure. A terrifying martial god. A silly little guy. A pathological liar. The most genuine man you'll ever meet. He's everything, and Hua Cheng is 100% valid in his obsession. I'm right there with him.
Rating: 10/10
❤️ Hua Cheng ❤️
Idk if we ever figured out who wrote My Immortal but I'm pretty sure we have our culprit.
"Hi my name is Hua Cheng Crimson Rain Sought Flower Red-Robed Ghost King and this is my evil weapon of death E-ming. I've killed soooo many gods with it!! My dark power is I can summon storms of BLOOD and SUFFERING. I have my own scary city of DEMONS and they all love me and think I'm HOT but I only want my BOYFRIEND who's the only REAL GOD so STOP FLAMING HIM YOU POSERS-"
Needless to say I love him. Being the 8 time winner of the Loverboy of the Century Awards with unbeatable records in the yearning olympics is truly a remarkable feat.
Rating: 9/10
(Bonus: E-ming. Cute little guy. Likes his stepdad more than his real dad. Not afraid to show it's feelings even if it makes it look like a muppet, 10/10)
🧡 Feng Xin & Mu Qing 🧡
Tweedle dee and tweedle dum gets a shared rating because they would hate to be grouped together like that and that's funny to me. Their dynamic is great, they're good characters, I wasn't sure which one was which until midway through the second season. But then also I have a pair of 7yo twin cousins who I still can't tell apart despite them not looking even a slight bit similar so that might just be a character flaw on my end. Oops.
Rating: 7/10
🩵Shi Qingxuan🩵
I'm doubling the rating because she is best boy and best girl at the same time. I love that I can use any and all pronouns for him because he's literally a pride parade personified and therefore all of them are correct. You don't get that type of chaotic fun just anywhere.
He is truly living my dream, presenting as whatever gender they want depending on what's more convenient and/or funnier in the moment. Super useful, for things like gathering intel and terrorizing Feng Xin by being a woman.
And I personally think we should crown her the new emperor. She'd look significantly better on that throne, with her Barbie-like radiance and flourishing Kenergy.
Rating: 20/10
🖤 Ming Yi 🖤
Listen, I hate to say it because I like a sunshine x grump moment as much as the next gay but he's just... not giving what he thinks he's giving. Everyone is whispering ominously about him having some dark devastating secret but MY point is no matter how big his boobs are in his female form, Shi Qingxuan could do better. I'm sorry. She really could.
Rating: 4/10
💙 Lang Qianqiu 💙
Just an honest man with good intentions and a sickass fucking sword. He did NOT hesitate to attack the infamous Crimson Rain Sought Flower on SIGHT and I respect a quick decisionmaker, even if it shows some himbo tendencies. He also has the same distinct energy as Fred from Scooby Doo.
Rating: 6/10
💚 Qi Rong 💚
He's got some odd dietary and moral choices going on. Definitely. But he's just such a fun villain!!! Being Xie Lian's nr 1 source of migraines SHOULD make me like him less but I'm sorry, every time he was on screen I was LIVING. He would do numbers on reality TV. Someone put this guy on Kitchen Nightmares, I need to see him 1v1 Gordon Ramsay.
Rating: 7/10
🌚 Jun Wu 🌚
He has his emperor status & DILF card going for him but something about this man just ain't right. If he came to a party I was attending I would cover my drink is all I'm saying.
Rating: 2/10
🔥Pei Ming🔥
I don't know much about him besides he had that one shady empolyee or whatever (could not hear the plot over the deafening sound of Hua Cheng's yearning) but I'm partial to a good manwhore character. The thought of people praying to him like "Hugh Mungus, who art in heaven-" really tickles me.
I know he's probably straight but I headcanon him as at the very least bi-curious because you can't be that hot with that much game and not use it for evil. (That evil being causing large scale gay awakenings among his soldiers.)
I remember not a singular thing about him besides fucking up Xie Lian's daughter's life and also being on my last nerve from the jump. If you're going to be evil at like least be memorable about it, you know? You can't be a bad person and a bad character at the same time. Pick a struggle.
Rating: 1/10
📚 Ling Wen 📚
I heard she committed some war crimes but honestly if I had to do an entire realm's tax returns by myself AND teach Pei Ming how to read (I refuse to believe that man is literate, just look at him) I would want to rage on occasion too. I hope she has a hot wife waiting for her at home to give her massages after carrying the whole system on her back all day. It's what she deserves.
Rating: 8/10
Thank you for reading!! Opinions might change once I read the books but as of now this is it. Remembering everyone's names has been a journey and a half so this post is sponsored by @kirstenly 's character cheat sheet go look at it! and everything else too!!!
the reader is a little bit the opposite of her sweet innocent brother, enjoy this ocasionally unhinged ocon!reader x jackie doohie :)
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yourusername guess who's ass is back at the track💁🏻♀️💁🏻♀️
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posted novemeber 19th, 2023
alpinef1team good to have you back!
estiebestiefan y/n!! we've missed you at the track, are you planning on making iconic tiktoks again?
yourusername absolutely! already have some in drafts baby
fanlovesyn y/n ready to be unhinged at the track again
yourbestie you dont know how jealous i am
itselenaberri i've missed you!
randomfan so nice!! just curious, why haven't you been at the track for a while?
yourusername school! did an internship as an extra to finish up my studies after the summerbreak so i couldn't travel around much, but now i am fully graduated!
randomfan congrats! we're all excited to have you back :)
yourusername thank you 💗💗
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yourusername icymi: i did, in fact, not thridwheel this christmas. i did, however, get babyfever😻😻
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posted december 26th, 2023
familyfriend merry christmas y/n! tell the loverboy i said hi as well ;)
yourusername merci beaucoup😚😚
f1obsessed omg pierre liked?! are they dating??
randomfan the caption is too relatable honestly if that was my bf id fall in love too
friendorsomething baby fever or breeding k*nk?
yourusername i hate you
yourusername also there's kids here
friendorsomething yours?
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yourusername well one of us siblings had to be unfaithful this year 🤭🤭
posted december 31st, 2022
yourbestie at least we had fun🫡
yndefender she's so hot
estebanocon glad it was you not me
randomfan not all the drivers lurking in the likes helpppp
jackdoohan 😮💨😮💨
randomperson am i the only one weirded out by her behaviour?? her brother is an f1 driver, this isn't a good look
yndefender she's her own person and can do what she wants lol, besides esteban supports whatever she does lmao
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yourusername oh how i’ve missed being trackside
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posted march 5th, 2023
f1lover that pic of lance🫠🫠
estebanocon i've missed having you here petite💙
yourbestie ahhh i can't wait to be back with youuuuu!!
yourusername me neither!!! and for you to meet all my new besties hehe
feederseriesfan feeding the jack girlies wth
randomfan y/n i beg please make more tiktoks with lance
yourbestie stop being horny on main challenge
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posted march 30th, 2023
randomfan elena and y/n being besties is such a slay
mickschumacher 😊😊
ynlover WHO IS THAT GUY
yourusername a hottie is who he is (also he’s preeetty good at ***)
estiefan y/n's bf being aussie is so real of her bc i'd fall for that accent too
yourbestie tell the lover i said g'day
yourusername he rolled his eyes, said ai and told me to tell you he said hi back
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yourusername little bit of australia pics that didnt make it to the gram yet😼😼
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posted april 5th, 2023
formulafan ok but she's spending a suspicious amount of time with jack atp
pierregasly there's something missing
yourusername unfortunately yuki wasn't available because some french guy claimed him
pierregasly i meant me
yourcousin people in love🤮🤮 (you guys look cute)
jackdoohan spent so much time with mick and no pictures of him?
yourusername someone stole the pic i was going to use...
estebanocon rain was lovely as always
randomfan seeing y/n interact with all these drivers except her brother is so funny
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yourusername it's officially out there that you'll be a formula one driver. so i'm writing a sappy post 🤗🤗
jackie, it's not where we're used to it, but you got the spot you deserve. you deserve to be in f1 wether thats with alfa romeo, alpine or red bull, and you finally got there. i remember the first time you told me "life always has its way", and it does. you deserve all the good things coming your way. now here's sappy thank you because i probably won't do a long caption like this until an engagement (preferably ours😇)
you came in at the right time in my life when everything was going wrong for me and i needed change. you knew that and encouraged it, but you never made me change myself. i always had to do what felt right and "life would have its way", and it did.
it'll feel weird to not watch the race with you, but cheering you on is the only acceptable reason why :)
i love you, thank you for everything you did for me when you were here, jack. wish you weren't leaving, but life always has its way 🫶🏼
congrats on the seat, doohie
posted july 25th, 2023
yourusername idk why im so emotional congratulating you as if i wont be cheering you on (and sucking you off) every race weekend, also hey guys me and jack are dating lolz!
jackdoohan it was very cute until the last part
yourusername sorry its my way of coping
jackdoohan im aware babe
yourusername i know you are ;)
yourbestie congratulations jack!! so deserved
estebanocon excited for you mate! @/jackdoohan
jackdoohan thanks brother🙏🏼
jackdoohan thank you baby 💙💙 i love you more than i can explain
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mike is so caring..... heart da size of da moon... love so warm that it can either burn like the sun or comfort you like a blanket right out of the dryer... he loves and he loves and he loves and that's precisely why he's so fierce... he'll be your arm and your shield and your heart... mike mike mike how does he do it simply how does he fit so much love in his body we jus don't kno........... loverboy heart of the party mike wheeler 💙🛡️
Thanks to @inafieldofdaisies and @simplegenius042 for tagging me in this uquiz. 🥰 It was interesting to say the least!
Harley Jane ❤️
romantic cannibalism
eating others as a metaphor for love, desire and devotion. a love that is so strong it is destructive. you are a desperate person. you believe in love at first sight. you believe in soul mates. you believed in magic until you were probably a bit too old. you tend to be obsessive. you long for connection, and all though you have friends, you feel that none of them truly understand you. you wish to devote yourself to another person, as you feel you are not enough in yourself.
ouch, baby girl 😭
Evangeline Rose 💛
funerary cannibalism
the eating of the dead as a process of grieving and honoring your loved ones. you are very emotionally mature. you probably have experienced a lot of pain, but you are now in a better place. you are very mindful, maybe you used to have an eating disorder or substance abuse issues. now you drink green juice and do pilates. you journal too probably.
Deputy Austin Randal 💙
autocannibalism
the practice of eating parts of one's own body. you consider yourself an introvert. private and reserved. you don't like asking for help, even when you need it. secretly your biggest fear is being abandoned, which is why you abandon others first. in the end you will be your own destroyer. you stay in a dark room, curled up like a worm, eating yourself.
spot on for the loverboy, if I do say so myself....
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I can dim the lights and sing you songs full of sad things,
We can do the tango just for two...
I can serenade and gently play on your heart strings,
Be your Valentino just for you~<3
Ooh, love, ooh, Loverboy!
What're you doin' tonight, hey, boy?
Set my alarm, turn on my charm
That's because I'm a good old-fashioned Loverboy!
I learned my passion
In the good old-fashioned School of Loverboys!
💙💚🐟🌭🚂
One thing people might not know about the engines on the Island of Sodor, is that they can fucking dance. That's right. all of them. from the biggest express to the smallest rail speeder. a good tune, a dance floor, and it's a PARTY. Henry and Gordon are no exception, but they tend to like things a bit oldschool XD
Happy (GAY) New Year to my Favorite (GAY) Engines, and to all ya'll out there who been enjoying my (BIG FAT GAY) Art! kisses, champagne bubbles, and warm wishes for a wonderful New Year!