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mitchiegonewild · 2 years

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bitchie mitchies aot cinematic universe pt. 2

since you guys seemed to like the other ones, i have PLENTY more in my notes app:

connies a gumball (awog) kinnie

historia binged all of stranger things in 3 days and she hates the show

ymir listens to lil peep 😟

eren INSISTED on going as rainbow dash for halloween for ages 5-9

armin can TWERK OMG

mikasa makes her own soaps and their names are always something like “deaththroat orgasm” or “beta male sweat and tears”

armin has a shrimp allergy and everyone found out when they went to the beach and he ate shrimp scampi and almost fucking died in a pineapple willy’s

on the same trip, levi and erwin fucked in a margaritaville bathroom while wasted on said margaritas

hitch gaslit everyone into thinking she went to their school only for annie to tell them “oh she doesn’t she just likes to mess with peoples heads”

armins their discord mod

jean posts marco to ALL of those couple-y tiktok audios

gabi got in trouble for being a habitual grass eater in pre k

falco provided more grass when she was in time out. he is not an innocent man

zeke and levi brutally fist fought outside of a chili’s while eren, mikasa, armin, historia, and erwin stood to the side and watched

bertholdt had a “soft uwu boy” era in quarantine

reiner videos annie eating and then puts sad music over it

connie is unaware pirating movies and music is illegal and has been doing both since he was seven

one of those mall interviewers came up to sasha and mikasa and sasha bit his mic

armins name in erens phone is “malewife🥰💗”. jurys still out on whether or not its ironic

bertholdt was on witchtok for a month and they’re not even wiccan

ymir kills wasps with her bare hands

hangë has access to levi’s twitter account but levi’s never on twitter so he doesn’t know. hangë posts truly the most heinous shit on there

moblit gets hangë a box of organ-shaped chocolates every year for valentine’s day

onyankopon had a hamilton phase

& bertholdt had a be more chill phase 🗿

erwin proposed to levi three times before levi accepted to “make sure he wanted to be married”

armin did a magic routine for the eighth grade talent show and killed that shit. they won 1st place

connie & ymir have neck yourself battles. ymir is currently winning

ymir also has the humor of a 12 boy addicted to fidget spinner

annie is a manager at mcdonald’s and loudly proclaims her hatred for it

erwin carries a glock everywhere he goes. bro is strapped up fr

the first time bertholdt had a panic attack in front of reiner, reiner freaked out and gave his beats to them and played dubstep to try and get him to concentrate on something else

jean only says “balls” like cartman does (bawlz)

bertholdt does not know what MILF stands for

hitch has a monster can wall

sasha does this thing where if anyone yawns she shoves her fingers in their mouth and yells “CHICKEN FINGER”

erwin has a tiktok account to monitor what his kids post & he comments on them

levi calls mikasa brat number 1, historia brat number 2, and armin brat number 3

levi calls eren, sasha, & ymir his “forth, fifth, & sixth brat”

reiner has memorized all of the wenomechainasama spellings

bertholdt is a clairo enthusiast

annie CANNOT STAND the smell of pork

zeke has a podcast

pieck is his editor and trolls the shit out of him with it

mikasa knows how to vogue & death drop

reiner does that thing where he plays tiktok audios and pretends he’s in an edit

mikasa is the biggest fucking internet troll but is supremely undercover about it

the only person who knows is jean because he’s her favorite victim but nobody believes him when he tells them

another one of sasha’s tiktoks blew up & it was a “baby got back” dance that she did with armin and connie and all of the comments were like “THE TWINK CARRIED THIS” or “GO CAILLOU GO”

zeke accidentally married a stripper in vegas one time. she was super chill about the divorce and they keep in touch

pieck collects shiny things

niccolo beat connie with a remote control because every time mario said “it’s-a me, mario!” connie would whisper “it’s-a me, niccolo!”

#aot headcanons #headcanon #mitchies headcanons #levi ackerman #erwin smith #eren jaeger #armin arlert #mikasa ackerman #sasha braus #reiner braun #bertholdt hoover

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cousinconnie · 2 years

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"Hey, I bumped into your ex."

You prob know what I mean. 😏😏

Imma be honest l, I don’t know what you mean 🗿 because I am very dumb, hence me calling myself Connie 😭🧎‍♀️

HOWEVER I tried my best anyways😈 please enjoy

You bump into Levi’s Ex

He begrudgingly will give you the validation you need,

ALSO:

Erwin bumps into your ex

Writing Erwin is hard but also I think I love it

I hope my dumbass did what you wanted 😭😭😭😭🗿

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sadboybrigade · 4 months

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among other things, I'm pissed that eremika got the corny ass scene of bird-ghost-Eren putting Mikasa's scarf around her-- LIKE. That is so corny for a series that seems to pride itself on being brutal and dark, yet all Levi got was Erwin's ghost lookin at him like 🗿. LIKE JUST GIVE ME A CRUMB, A CRUMB IS ALL I ASK

#snk #i'll never be not angry about all this #kinda wish i never got into snk in the first place

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cloudy-leonhart · 11 months

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NAHAHGA CUZ I FEEL LIKE IF ERWIN WAS DATING A FILIPINO GIRL AND WHENEVER SHE WOULD GET MAD SHE WOULD JUST CURSE IN FILIPINO 🗿🗿 aND THIS MAN DIDN’T KNOW WHAT IT MEANT SO HE JUST SAYS “Such a beautiful language…” LMAO (P.s how are you? This isn’t a request or anything but like if you feel like doing them again you could maybe do this one?? Anyways loved your asian hcs with the warriors)

oh my goshhhhh i didn't even see these asks, I don't know if people realize that i no longer check this blog often, I'm so sorry for not answering these!!

I don't really plan on writing much about this fandom anymore but if it were me, Erwin would be none the wiser, and pinoy!reader would be like ... because he has no idea whatsoever the absolute filth coming out of your mouth HAHAH

#buwan answers!

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mazuwii · 2 years

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I really like your royal prompt. Can you write scenario or headcanons for Erwin Smith before and after marriage of this prompt where his s/o is a princess

•Erwin was a knight like no other, he wasn't afraid to speak his opinion and even spoke up in a moment of crisis, the other knights warned him to back down, even seizing him, awaiting for your father to announce an execution.

•But no, instead your father low-key was interested in this man. He told the knights to let him go, asking Erwin to speak some more.

•Idk how but Erwin just has a magic way with his words, it's amazing just what he can do.

•Also just the definition of the original philosopher in your village, but he isn't really self proclaimed, he just has a knack for making his opponents rethink their entire life, their entire existence. Before you know it, the enemy may kill themself

•By the way that isn't a joke, he once made an intruder kill themself just by talking to them once they were cornered. Honestly it was amazing but scary. The whole situation in which Erwin had a knife to his own neck and demanded everyone stay away from him- even though- man's is about to die?! 🗿

•You were awake because of all the commotion and had two knights standing by you just in case. It was like a horror movie, by the time Erwin stopped talking, the knife safely slid past his neck and went straight into the intruders chest. By his own palms. A clean suicide.

•Please even when he dropped dead, Erwin just awkwardly stood there, with a dead bleeding man laying right behind him.

•Of course, everyone was stunned for a good second, some even considering whatever traumatising shit Erwin just spilled. After a good few seconds of staring, the knights gathered around the body to put it away. (That sounds sketchy lmao, my bad.)

•Just because he had no reaction to a literal man dying not even a few centimetres away from him, doesn't mean he doesn't care about you 🥺 his eyes softened when he noticed you were up, staring in horror at what just occurred and came up to you to ask if you were okay.

•He told the other knights he'd escort you to your room. No one really batted an eye, they didn't suspect anything so they just let him go and told you to stay in your room till morning. To stay safe and all that.

•He didn't stay too long since he had duties to tend to, but he didn't leave without tucking you in and giving your forehead a kiss.

•He even reassured you. Kneeling beside your bed and holding your hands, "I don't even know how he managed to get in." He chuckled, remembering just how fast he was held at knifepoint. He could have just flipped him over his back, but there were too many people, that stunt could have ended in disaster.

•"Win... it was a peasant, he's just trying to help his village." You whimpered in pity. The kingdom is too corrupt, so corrupt that you had to witness such a sad death. If this is what you encounter in the palace then what horrors occur outside of it?

"It's okay, the kingdom won't be like this forever, I'm going to help everyone out." He stroked your hand with his palm. "You won't have to worry about anyone else again." He offered you a kind smile, relieved when you reluctantly gave one back.

With one last kiss he took off to his job.

•The king takes Erwin into his meetings after finding out what happened last night, the entire palace maids, butlers, workers were gossiping about it.

•Whatever he says, it's getting the wires to work in your fathers head. It's astounding, keeping in mind, Erwin makes sure to never ever accidentally bruise the kings ego with how intelligent he is.

•He's offered a job as the kings advisor. His reputation was always widely known as a superhuman, I wouldn't be surprised if people spread false rumours that he had powers.

•It's a mystery with all the positive traits. His reputation had come to light to royals and now he was actually working by your fathers side.

•This is perfect for you because now you can lie to your dad, telling him how you want to go on expeditions too, that you miss him so much when he leaves the palace. And he agrees. You and Erwin are always together, even when your father introduces him to you, you giggle at how humble he is.

•Even so, your dad is oblivious. Even when you two show signs of major chemistry. Erwin is so nice though, when he bows down to you, or compliments you, he actually means it, he's not doing it out of fear or to kiss up to the royals.

•After a few months of this job being given to him, the kingdom improves- drastically in a great way. The perfect rule of life is passed down to all the villages, there's no classism or discrimination.

•People know it's all Erwin's doing but they praise the king out of fear that they'll get the blonde killed out of jealousy.

•Anyway, the king wanted to insure Erwin's safety at all times and thought that he'd be able to keep him in the royal family at all times by arranging a marriage with his eldest daughter. You.

•Both of you seemed to get along just fine so why not?

•Honestly it was hilarious to you, getting told at lunch. Your dad broke the news to you as if you'd get up throwing cups at his face, he was expecting you to fight back but you only sighed in pretend disappointment.

•when Erwin was told he had a straight face but obeyed all orders, once it was all over, he began laughing, wondering how you reacted to this since all he heard was: "The princess would be delighted to take your hand in marriage."

•Because this is the oldest daughters wedding, the marriage ceremony was quite huge- more than you'd hope for. It was amazing though, Erwin wore gold and red, you were in a white dress to symbolise purity despite the fact you and him have been everything but 'chaste'

•it took forever to get the vows already done with but by the time it was over the party began and honestly it felt incredible to finally be so open about your relationship with him. You could link arms freely, hug each other, even slow dance.

•Before as a knight, he'd still do it with you, he said that dancing was something that calmed him down after a hectic day or journey, he'd just hug you and maybe sway for a while.

•But your dad was pleased to see you both get along amazingly, not knowing shit.

•Everyone was suspicious- except for your dad 🗿 like shit man I don't think you should be running a kingdom.

•You guys would rule the kingdom equally but it's mostly dominated by Erwin, because he puts in the most ideas and brainwork. I guess a majority of the time, you're there to add onto points.

•Other times though you don't really attend meetings, you'd visit the villages and see what needs to be done in them. Honestly, it's a better place, not quite paradise... but a good place.

#erwin #Erwin smith #aot veterans #erwin sfw #aot warriors #aot #attack on titan #idk #zeke stans like Erwin too so?#zeke #zeke yaeger x reader #Erwin x reader #Erwin smith x reader #zeke jaegar

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ittorama · 3 years

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which characters from each show u likes ass is so fat that when u hit from the back, da booty stay jiggling like jello?🙏💯 love me some nice ass

HELLPP LMFAO THIS SENT ME 💀💀

Haikyuu

- IWAIZUMI, AONE, Asahi, BOKUTO (🗿), Matsukawa, YAMAGUCHI, Tenma TENma TENMA., ARAN

Attack on Titan

- REINER, ERWIN, I whole heartedly believe that JEAN has that badonkadonk 🤤

Genshin Impact

- CHILDE, Kaeya, THOMA, Zhongli

Jujutsu Kaisen

- FUCKING NANAMI, Choso, TOJI TOJI

Obey Me!

- BEEL, Diavolo, SOLOMON, SIMEON, Barbatos

Demon Slayer

- Akaza, RENGOKU, Enmu (🧍🏾🧍🏾), GYOMEIII

#𓆉. anon thirts #𓆉. anon #smack they ass like a drum 🥁💥💥#I STAND BY WHAT I SAID AND THAT IS IT #M RIGHT AND IF YOU DISAGREE THEN THAT’S EMBARRASSING FOR YOU 😋

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infxrity · 3 years

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♡ — My moots as aot characters 😋

Disagree and you’re wrong

I’m obviously Levi and if you disagree seek help?? We are both the same exact height unless he grew without my permission. Our names both start with an L we both love tea and we are both the stars of the show. I’m Levi disagree and you’re wrong

Keishy is Yelena. I know you don’t watch aot so you probably don’t know who she is but mainly the obsession with Zeke Jeager (for me that translates into your obsession for iwaigumai) and the fact that yelena shot and killed someone for talking shit to the scouts

Genie is Hange. You remind me of Hange disagree and you’re wrong 😋😋😋 or Pieck

Larry is Connie. Connie vibes. You cant tell me you aren’t dying inside behind all ur weird jokes 👵🏻 also you both have two of the same letter in your first name 😩

Elek you’re Erwin. If you told me to charge to my death would I listen? No but I’m sure everyone else would. Maybe invest in a hobby tho? 😕

Nat you’re Armin. You deserve everything great in this world 😩 doesn’t matter if Armin manipulated a few people 🙄 Armin or bertolto

Emiko you’re Zeke Jeager. It’s the piss kink 😕

Zen I know I call you Zeke Jeager but you’re Jean. Have a horrible day /lh (not saying Jean should have a horrible day tho I was talking to you directly there)

ASHIII COTTON JINNIEEE youre Sasha. I don’t have to explain myself.

Kaze you’re Gabi 🗿 (it’s okay i like her) now go say Eren Jeager like it’s a slur

Killua that one girl who got crushed by a rock. I love her but forgot her name. It’s zofia right? I can’t explain this one

Moon you’re the smiley Titan. No not her human form. Titan form

Let me know if you want to be added 😋

#attack on titan #♡ — big Speeches #♡ — besto friendos

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ellovett · 2 years

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I want a Baby for any of our ships

OOOO YES !!!

Akna -

She blinks. Several times actually. As if that's going to help her brain process what Erwin just said.

"A baby." What was meant to be a question turned into a statement instead. Her tone unreadable. "Hm, to be fair with you Erwin I'm not quite sure I'm ready for that." She then says.

"But that doesn't mean an immediate no. Just, a 'later'. Once I meet the qualifications."

She gives a small reassuring smile.

Krahn -

"You want another baby?" He smiles, overjoyed at the suggestion. "Are, are you sure?" He leant down, wanting her to confirm before celebrating.

Once she does, he laughs, picking her up and spinning her around.

"Hahaha! Of course! We'll make that happen, I promise!" He hugs her tight, their cheeks squishing together.

"Ohhh another baby!!! I bet Bethany will be so happy with a sibling!!"

Egeslic -

He spits out his drink when Vanessa told him, needing a moment to cough it out and recompose himself. But once he does he turns to her stars in his eyes.

"Ya..ya really mean that?!" He asks a little too loudly. Before holding both her hands into his. "Ya really want this?" He asks in a more softer tone.

When Vanessa confirms it, he smiles widely, unable to contain his excitement. He was so excited that uh...

He fainted 🗿.

#admin answers #thank you for the ask fumi!#akna has too many mental illnesses 😭😭 she'll have to fix that first b4 doing anything else

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