#(kissin + rings + probably one swear. maybe)

[magicalbuffalotransformerman]

{would you believe me if i said this post was rotting in my drafts?}

[there's a hunchback laying on the table, whistling to himself.]

[a certain fellow comes to join him.]

BB: bonecrusher. hey. wanted to talk to you.

[bonecrusher directs his attention to bunkerbuster, a mild blush appearing on his face.]

BC: bro why are you not wearing your chestplate

BB: patch's washing it. since we're husbands now. i. uhm. wanted to make it official. that, and i noticed you and rockie don't wear rings. or you and munchie. so.

[bonecrusher's eyebrow raises.]

BB: [he presents a couple of small crates, opening them to reveal some custom rings.] a pair for you and rockie, a pair for you and munchie, 'n'... a pair for you 'n' me. [he also presents a bashful smile.]

BC, his soul touched: bro... [he reaches forward, letting bunkerbuster slip three of the rings onto his claws.]

[bonecrusher admires the rings on his fingers.]

BB: your thoughts?

[bonecrusher gets off of the table and hugs bunkerbuster tight, giggling into his chest.]

BB: ...glad you like 'em. [he slips on his ring, proud of himself.]

BC: i have to show these to rockie and munchie oh my god,,,

[bonecrusher slips out of bunkerbuster's arms and rolls into his room with a load of vigor.]

[bunkerbuster giggles, and takes himself a seat on the kitchen island.]

[he kicks his feel while he waits.]

...

[and his wait only takes five minutes.]

[bonecrusher returns, stars in his eyes as he pulls along rocketjumper and footmuncher out of his room. he's giggling like an engine that won't start.]

RJ: so, boney says you've made some neat wedding ringssss... i didn't know it was titties out tuesday.

BB: [a soft giggle.] had to put my carapace in the wash, sorry. yeah, i made some neat little rings to make the weird little love web official. well, almost official! [he presents rocketjumper's ring to her.]

RJ: ooh. oooohh. [she chuckles softly as she gazes at the ring in its box. stunningly seductive and a shimmering emerald green gem, reinforced for war and bloodshed.] oh my god... bunkie!! this is so nice!!! [she plants a sloppy and loving kiss onto bunkerbuster's lips, pulling away to slip the ring onto her right ring finger. she giggles as she watches it shine on her finger, loving the ring.]

FM: [footmuncher giggles at rocketjumper's reaction.] how silly... how nice.

[bonecrusher only watches as his wife enjoys her new ring. he wanders next to footmuncher, placing a claw onto his butt.]

BC: how lovely. eh, munchie?

FM: [footmuncher leans onto bonecrusher, kissing his cheek.]

BB: so! footmuncher. would you like to see your ring as well?

FM: hell yeah, homie. [he hops up as bunkerbuster presents footmuncher's ring to him. a glazed marble stone, reflecting rose and violet, with a hint of lavender. its reinforcement is not as tough as rocketjumper's ring's reinforcements, yet it is still strong. strong enough to strive and thrive throughout life.]

BB: [he watches on as footmuncher equips the ring.] so... your thoughts?

FM: [footmuncher moves past bunkerbuster's outstretched arm, wrapping his own around BB's waist and giving him a romantic and thankful kiss, right on the lips.]

[bonecrusher smiles quietly as he watches on, now being picked up by his wife.]

[bunkerbuster holds footmuncher close and returns his kiss with a welcoming hug around his back.]

RJ: ...wow. wasn't expecting the romance today.

BC: really? the day where we got our rings, you didn't expect the romance?

RJ: nah. expected more lust. [she chuckles after her quip.]

[bonecrusher kisses rocketjumper's cheek.]

RJ: well... what do we do now?

BC: i'ouno. i'm gonna stare at these rings.

[rocketjumper mumbles something only bonecrusher can hear as she turns to head into his room. they have a good ol' fashioned conversation inside.]

[yes the helicopter and the tank are still kissing. what can they say, they like the tastes of eachother's mouths]

#bonejumper #bunkerbuster #footmuncher #magicalMILDnsfw #(kissin + rings + probably one swear. maybe)

[wh0reyp0tter]

Chapter Four: The Truth Will Set You Free

Y/N Y/L/N is chosen as one of the champions in the Triwizard Tournament with one of her best friends, Harry Potter. Along with the struggles of being one of the champions, she also has to navigate her feelings for her best friend, Hermione Granger. But, as far as Y/N knows, Hermione fancies Krum.

Includes: Angst, pining, swearing, wlw, bi!reader (mentions of flirting with men), smut, name-calling, Krum hating, fighting, physical violence, fighting, mentions of injuries, and flirting

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Music rings through the Gryffindor Common Room as everyone cheers. I grin at the crowd as I walk through it. I feel people patting me on the back as I come down from changing. I see Hermione standing in the corner next to a girl from the year below us. “Hey ‘Mione!” I call. She looks at me and ignores me as she returns to her conversation. I tap her shoulder, she still ignores me. “If you’ll excuse her.” I say politely to the girl she’s speaking to. I grab her arm before tugging her to a secluded area of the room. 

“What the hell?” Hermione seethes. 

“I wanted to talk to you! You haven’t said a word to me since this morning!” I say in a hushed tone. 

“Has it occurred to you, maybe I don’t want to talk to you right now,” Hermione replies. 

“Why don’t you want to speak to me?” I ask, confused. I hear a voice call my name. I look over to see Avery wave me over. I smile at her as I hold up my pointer finger. 

“That’s why,” Hermione scoffs. 

“What?” I say confused. “Avery?” 

“Yes! Bloody hell, I told you I didn’t trust her,” she replies. 

“You don’t even know her, H,” I argue. 

“I know I don’t like you being with her,” she seethes. 

“What?” I ask. 

“I don’t like you being around her,” Hermione repeats. “It pisses me off! You called her Dove.” Her voice grows quieter at the end of her sentence. 

“Sorry, but you’ve been so busy being shoved up Krum’s arse that I’ve barely seen you besides classes and at night!” I argue, my voice growing louder. 

“I don’t spend that much time with him!” She scoffs. 

“Notice how you were his treasure today? You know who mine was? Fred. You’d think it’d be you, but nope. You’re in love with Krum now!” I laugh. 

“His name is Viktor!” She exclaims. 

“I don’t give a fuck what his name is. You have no right to try and tell me I can’t be involved with Avery while you’ve blown me and the boys off every moment you can to hang out with that git. Or is it just me?” I ask. Hermione’s silent as I shake my head. “I gotta go. Avery wants me.” I turn and walk away from the small girl as I walk up behind Avery and wrap my arms around her middle. I rest my head on her shoulder as she smiles. 

“Hi love,” she hums.

“Hello, Angel,” I smile. “What are you doing?” 

“Just chatting,” Avery replies. 

“Sounds boring,” I whisper into her ear. 

“It is,” she whispers back. I grin happily as I tug her closer to me as I tuck my face into her neck. 

“How was your day, Dove,” I say against her skin. 

“Stressful, you gave me quite the scare today,” Avery says as she rubs my arm. 

“I’m sorry. How can I make it better?” I ask as I press a soft kiss to her neck. 

“You could stay in my dorm tonight,” Avery replies. 

“Sounds good to me,” I grin. Avery leans her head back against mine as I kiss her forehead. 

A few hours go by until the party dies down. I feel Avery’s body slumped against my side as I help her up the stairs. She’s babbling drunkenly as she presses her lips to my neck. 

“Ave, what are you doing?” I ask as I push her face away. 

“Kissin you,” she mumbles as she tries to kiss my lips. 

“You’re drunk, not right now,” I say as I push open the door to her dorm. I see one of her friends sitting on her bed. “She’s drunk, but I’m pretty sure she’ll be out soon.” I smile at the younger girl. I set Avery down on her own bed before I pulled her shoes off. 

“Are you staying?” Avery whines as she looks up at me. 

“Not tonight, maybe tomorrow,” I say softly. Avery pouts as I cover her up. She falls asleep moments later. 

“I have to tell you something,” the girl across the room says. I turn to look at her in confusion. 

“I don’t think I’ve ever gotten your name,” I say. 

“I’m Clarissa, but you can call me Rissa,” she smiles. 

“What did you have to tell me?” I ask. 

“Avery was dared to do this, the whole thing with you. I heard her and her friends talking about it. She was dared to make a champion fall for her, and she chose you,” Rissa says softly. My heart drops as my mouth dries. 

“What?” I say softly. “You swear to Merlin you’re not lying.”

“I swear, I have no reason to lie about something like this,” she says softly. 

“What do I do?” I say as I shake my head. 

“Don’t get with her, don’t do anything. You’ll get hurt,” Rissa says. 

“Thank you so much,” I say as I walk through the door. I walk quietly back to my own dorm before I push through it. I kick my shoes off as I close my door. I walk to my dresser as I pull pajamas out. I change quickly before I get into bed. I fall asleep staring at the brick ceiling. 

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Once I wake up my mind instantly flies to what Rissa said last night. I stand up and slip on a pair of socks and trainers before going down to the Great Hall. I saw Hermione sitting next to Ron with Harry and the twins across from him. I quietly slip into the spot between the twins as I grab a chocolate croissant. I eat it silently as I stare at the table. I feel a shoulder nudge mine, I look up to see George looking down at me. 

“You alright, Y/N/N?” He asks softly. 

“Avery, it was a dare,” I laughed quietly. 

“What?” George says angrily. 

“Her friends bet her that she couldn’t make a champion fall for her. And I was the oh so lucky champion she chose,” I reply. 

“I swear to bloody Merlin, if she wasn’t a girl,” he says angrily. 

“What’s the matter?” Harry asks as he looks between George and I. 

“Fucking Avery, that right cunt,” George seethes. 

“What’d she do?” Ron asks. I look at George as he gives me a look asking if he can say. I nod softly before he bursts. 

“She was using Y/N! It was all for a bet, her friends said she wouldn’t be able to pull a champion,” George says. Hermione’s face hardens as she looks at me. She gets up quickly as her face scans the Great Hall before she disappears. 

“Where’s she going?” Fred asks. 

“No idea, should we follow her?” Harry asks. 

“No, probably not,” Ron replies. I get a bit more food before I drink my pumpkin juice. 

I make my way to the Transfigurations classroom. I push the door open to see Hermione already sitting at our table. Her face is hidden by her curly hair as she reads the book in front of her. I slide into my seat before I look to the front of the room. 

“You alright?” Hermione asks, not looking up from her book. 

“M’fine, H,” I say softly. 

“You’re not, you’re allowed to be upset,” she says as she places a hand on my arm. 

“You’re not gonna tell me you told me so?” I ask. 

“Well, of course not. You’re upset and I’m not going to exploit that because I was right,” Hermione says. I nod softly as I look at her. McGonagall makes her way to the front of the room. 

“Today’s class will be held in the Great Hall so we can have a discussion,” she says. “Everyone leave your things and follow me.” As we get there, every Gryffindor is in the room. I smile as I see the twins standing behind a bunch of chairs while leaning against the wall. “Ladies on the right, gentlemen on the left.” I scrunch my nose up as I move to sit on the other side. 

“What’s this about?” Angelina asks as I sit in front of her. 

“No clue,” I whisper back. 

“Today we will be discussing the Yule Ball. It’s directly connected to the tournaments. The house of Godric Gryffindor has been the most honorable and humble house around this time. I will not have you besmirching that name by acting like a babbling bumbling band of baboons!” McGonagall says. 

“Right, she’s obviously never been to a Gryffindor party,” I whisper with a smirk to Lina. She lets out a soft snicker as McGonagall shouts at Ron. 

“Mr. Weasley, please join me,” she says. Ron looks at her in shock as he stands up and walks over to her. “Please put your hand on my waist.”

“Where!” Ron screeches as he looks at her.

“On my waist, Mr. Weasley,” she repeats. Ron slowly puts his hand on her waist as McGonagall takes his other hand. She begins walking through a slow waltz as I cover my mouth to try to stop the laughs from bubbling out of me. 

“Oh I wish I had a camera,” I say in awe. I look to see Fred and George mockingly swaying back and forth. Hermione elbows me softly as she glares at me. 

“Now, I hope you gentlemen will each take a lady’s hand and ask her to dance,” Professor calls. The boys sit silently as I roll my eyes. I see Neville stand up as he offers his hand to Ginny. She smiles as she takes it and they begin to dance around. I smile softly as Ron walks over to me. 

“Your hand m’lady?” he says obnoxiously. I throw my head back in laughter as I grab his hand. 

“Of course m’lord,” I reply in the same voice. He pulls me up as his hand sets on my waist. We sway softly as he spins me. I let out a loud laugh as he dips me. “Wow, Weasley! You got some moves.”

“Oi! I’m not just a pretty face,” Ron winks. I shake my head with a smile as I lift his hand above his head. 

“Now, spin!” I laugh. 

“Absolutely not,” Ron says as he shakes his head. 

“Come on, Ronald!” I say as I wiggle his arm around. He rolls his eyes as he duck under our arms and spins. I grin brightly as I watch him. 

“Now you,” he smiles. He twirls me around as I let out a laugh. Ron tugs me back to his chest as we dance slowly. “So, when are you gonna tell ‘Mione you fancy her?” My eyes widen as I slap his chest. 

“What are you talking about?” I ask, my eyes pulling away from his gaze. 

“It’s painfully obvious, Y/N/N,” he teases. I groan as my head falls to lean on his shoulder. 

“I can’t tell her, she fancies Krum,” I replied as my head lifted off his shoulder to look at him. 

“You never know unless you try,” Ron sings. I roll my eyes as I look around the room. I see Hermione laughs loudly as Harry spins her around. My stomach fills with butterflies as I smile softly. “You’re absolutely smitten!” Ron laughs. 

“Oh, bugger off you git,” I mutter as we continue to dance. He grins at me as he spins me again. I let out a laugh as he dips me again. 

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Ron plops beside me as he lets out a loud groan. I shift my seat on the couch of our common room as I smile. “You alright Ronniekins?” I ask as I nudge his shoulder. 

“How the bloody hell am I meant to ask a girl to the ball! They’re always together in their scary groups, staring at us,” Ron says as he puts his head in his hands. 

“It’s not that hard, just ask someone,” I shrug. 

“Have you been asked yet?” Ron asks. I shake my head as my eyes scan the pages of my book. 

“I’m probably not going,” I say. 

“You’ve got to go!” Ron exclaims. 

“Why?” I ask. 

“If ‘Mione finds out you're saying that she’ll skin you alive!” Ron says as he sways us. 

“Is she going with someone?” I ask softly. 

“I have no idea. You know she wouldn’t tell Harry and I, we’d take the mickey out of her if she did,” Ron laughs softly. I nod in agreement as I put my feet on his lap.

I walk into the Great Hall for my study hour as I see Hermione sitting beside Ron and Harry. I sit across from them, next to the twins as Snape sets my workbook in front of me. I give him a tight lipped smile as I open it and begin to work. 

“Have you got a date yet, H?” Ron says as he turns to the brown-haired boy. 

“Not yet, it’s terrifying!” Harry exclaims in a hushed tone. 

“I know! How am I supposed to ask a girl when they’re always together!” The redhead whines. I let out a soft laugh as I look at the two. Fred tears a piece of parchment off as he scribbles on it and tosses it at his brother. Ron reads it before glaring at the older twin. “Right, who are you going with then!” Ron huffs in a whisper. Fred smirks at his brother before crumpling up another piece and tossing it at Angelina. 

“Oi! Lina!” Fred whisper-yells. Angelina’s head snaps towards him as she glares. “Will you,” he says as he points at her. “Go to the ball,” he continues as he mimics dancing. “With me,” he smirks as he points towards himself. 

“Yeah, alright then,” Angelia says with a small smile as she turns back to her work. Fred turns and shoots an overdramatic wink at Ron. I laugh softly as I shake my head. 

“Right, Hermione, Y/N, you both are girls! Come to the ball with us,” Ron laughs as he mimics Fred. Snape walks up behind him as he smacks him in the back of the head with a workbook. Ron winces as he rubs his head. I laugh with Harry as Hermione turns to look at him. 

“I have a date already,” Hermione says. 

“You what?” I say as my head snaps towards her. 

“Someone asked me, and I said yes,” she replies. 

“Who!?” I ask. 

“None of your business,” Hermione says coldly.

“I thought we were best mates!” I say in defense. 

“If I wanted you to know, don’t you think I would’ve told you by now!” Hermione says in a tone that mocked mine a few weeks ago. My face falls as I look at her. 

“Cool,” I say dryly as I turn back to my work. 

“Y/N, are you going to the ball?” Harry asks. 

“Probably not,” I say as I don’t look up from my work. 

“What?” Ron says slightly loudly. 

“Not going,” I say as I look up at the trio with a tight-lipped smile. 

“Yes you are,” Hermione says suddenly. 

“No, no I am not,” I say as I shake my head. 

“You have to!” Hermione argues. 

“No I don’t,” I laugh. 

“You are going. No arguing,” Hermione says. 

“We can go together,” Ron says as he waggled his eyebrows at me. 

“Fine,” I seethe. “Only because I don’t want Ronniekins looking pathetic at the ball.” Harry looks at me in shock as he gasps. 

“What about me!” He shrieks. Snape glares at us as I apologize. 

“You’ll find a date. You’re the chosen one. Every girl wants to get in your pants. Ron here is a little more awkward,” I reply. Harry grumbles quietly as I finish my work. I get up as I hand Snape my book and leave the room. 

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“You have a package,” Ginny tells me as she sets a long box on my bed. My face lights up as I move closer to the box. 

“It’s my dress!” I exclaim. I tug the top off the box as I look inside. I pull out a long  dark red dress. The skirt is bouncy and made of a soft tulle. It flows to the floor as I hold it up. The top is made out of a silky material, that was covered in shiny red beads and sequins. The straps are thin and cross in the back. The neckline is a wide V shape.

“Oh my god Bex! That’s gorgeous,” Ginny grins. “You’re gonna look so pretty!” 

“I hope so,” I say softly. There’s a pair of open-toed silver chunky heels, they’re covered in sparkles. It has a strap that goes across the top of your foot and one that fastens around your ankle. I dig around the box to find three smaller black boxes. The first box has a silver necklace with a silver rose as the pendent. The second has a pair of gorgeous earrings. They’re crystal dangle earrings. They look like frosty ice more than anything else. The final box is smaller, shaped more like a cube than anything. I open it to see the ring. It’s the same ring my mother wore everyday. It has been in our family for ages. I take it out and hold it between my fingers. It’s gold and has a tiara like design. There’s a small oval shaped red stone in the middle with two tiny pearls on the top and bottom. 

“That’s beautiful,” Ginny says softly. 

“It was my mum’s. It’s been passed down to the eldest girls in my family for generations. And it’s finally my turn,” I say as a smile breaks across my face. I made a mental note to write mum later. I hang my dress up so it doesn't wrinkle before putting the shoes and jewelry away safely. 

#Hermione Granger #hermione granger fanfiction #hermione granger fanfic #hermione granger fluff #hermione granger angst #hermione granger x reader #hermione granger x you #hermione granger x fem!reader

[katesmemes]

feel free to change any pronouns, etc. || may contain some nsfw!

I just let the music come from my soul

It don't matter if you're young or you're old

Now you see what I'm talking about

I'm gonna show you what I'm talking about

Now it's time to get funky

How low can you go?

Tonight's the night, let's live it up

I'm doing my own little thing

Don't pay him any attention

You can't be mad at me

If you like it, then you shoulda put a ring on it

I got so caught up I forgot she told me

She's all up in my head now

On a one-to-ten she's a certified twenty

How the hell am I supposed to leave?

I won't stop till I get em in they birthday suits

I'm bringin' sexy back

I think it's special, what's behind your back

I'll let you whip me if I misbehave

It's just that no one makes me feel this way

Let me make up for all the things you lack

I've had a little bit too much

Where are my keys? I lost my phone

I love this record, baby, but I can't see straight anymore

How'd I turn my shirt inside out?

Don't try to fight the feeling

Separate's always better when there's feelings involved

Are we still in denial when we know we're not happy here?

I'm just being honest!

What's cooler than being cool?

I want to see you on your baddest behavior!

Shake it like a Polaroid picture!

The whole club was lookin' at her

Ain't the same when it's up that close

Cash ain't a problem, I know where it goes

I tried to be chill but you're so hot that I melted

I fell right through the cracks

Look into your heart and you'll find love

We are just one big family

I won't hesitate no more

Three, six, nine, damn you’re fine

Whoa, am I gonna fit in?

Everybody's looking at me now

I guess I never got the memo

It's like I waited my whole life for this one night

There's no one else that matters

I won't let you fall

I keep you with me in my heart

You make it easier when life gets hard

I'm lucky I'm in love with my best friend

I'll wait for you I promise you, I will

I couldn't see how every sign pointed straight to you

I'd like to have the time I lost and give it back to you

When I leave for the night, I ain't coming back

Ain't got a care in the world, but got plenty of beer

Ain't got no money in my pocket, but I'm already here

The party don't start till I walk in

A little gambling is fun when you're with me

When it's love, if its not rough it isn't fun

I won't tell you that I love you

It's always better when we're together

You look so pretty sleeping next to me

If you don't have to go, don't

Do you know what you started?

Don't you feel the passion ready to explode?

What goes on between us no one has to know

I don't understand just how your love can do what no one else can

If you ain't there, ain't nobody else to impress

You're making a fool of me

You got me sprung and I don't care who sees

I'm so glad you have a one-track mind like me

I'm always gonna wanna blow your mind

Time changes everything, life must go on

I'm not gonna stand in your way

A place in my heart will always be hers

I've been losing so much time

I can't keep my eyes off of you

All of the things that I want to say just aren't coming out right

You've got my head spinning

Everything she does is beautiful

I can go for miles if you know what I mean

I'll be burnin' rubber, you'll be kissin' my ass

You're probably gonna start a fight

I know this can't be right

I want to see you out that door

I just want to tell you that I've had enough

I wonder if I ever cross your mind

I need you now

Guess I'd rather hurt than feel nothing at all

I don't wanna think anymore

I don't wanna talk anymore

Sorry, I cannot hear you

I'm kinda busy

The way you blowin' up my phone won't make me leave no faster

I shoulda left my phone at home ‘cause this is a disaster

Without you it's hard to survive

Every time we touch, I get this feeling

Every time we kiss I swear I could fly

Well maybe I'm in love

Can't stop thinking 'bout it

How much longer will it take to cure this?

You have my heart, and we'll never be worlds apart

Took an oath that I'mma stick it out 'til the end

Know that we still have each other

You can stand under my umbrella

You're part of my entity, here for infinity

It's okay, don't be alarmed

I'll be all you need and more

I hope you never lose your sense of wonder

God forbid love ever leave you empty handed

Whenever one door closes I hope one more opens

Promise me that you'll give faith a fighting chance

When you get the choice to sit it out or dance, I hope you dance

Don't let some Hellbent heart leave you bitter

You know, this isn't the first time this has happened to me

A girl like me don't stay single for long

I'm so glad I found you

I love being around you

I've broken my heart so many times I've stopped keepin' track

I get all worked up than I let myself down

I tried so very hard not to lose it

You change your mind like a girl changes clothes

I should know that you're no good for me

Used to laugh bout nothing, now you're plain boring

I should know that you're not gonna change

It's five o'clock somewhere

This lunch break is gonna take all afternoon

I ain't had a day off now in over a year

It's always on five in Margaritaville, come to think of it

You been there haven't you?

A guy like you should wear a warning

Do you feel me now?

I'm addicted to you

Don't you know that you're toxic?

Long as I'm with you it really don't matter

Put your pretty little arms around me

I'll take you home if you don't leave me at the front door

This feeling's tearing me up

I saw you dancing and I couldn't get you off my mind

I was thinking of ways to get you to stay tonight

Turn me on so I can turn off the lights

It don't matter to me, we can dance slow

They ain't got nothin' on me

I wanna dance with you

Best believe I'm number one

I made you believe we're more than just friends

Can't you see I'm a fool in so many ways?

Before you go, there's something I want you to have

Oh, it's beautiful, but wait a minute, isn't this--?

Aww, you shouldn't have

#ask meme #ask prompt #sentence starters #starter sentences #rp sentence starters #rp starter sentences #roleplay meme #roleplay starters #rp meme #rp starters #lyric sentence starters #lyric starter sentences #queue

[bangtanboyzinluv]

BTS Sex Music/Sex Headcanons

Basically, songs that make me think about how BTS would be in bed, plus some halfway smut... Song titles are links!

Seokjin/Jin = Bed/J. Holiday. 

Staring at you while you sleep/irreplaceable beauty/put my face up in your neck and breathe/Take you into my senses, wake up, it's time to finish/Round two, round two/Matter of fact, it's closer to three.

Jin would be an incredibly appreciative, thorough, passionate lover. He is grateful to sleep in your bed, and he wants to love you right. If it takes three rounds for him to feel like you’re satisfied, that’s how many he’ll give you (but he wants you to get your rest, so you get catnaps in between). Really into kissing, deep and hard and your lips are going to be so swollen. Jin is the lover who’s going to bring you water afterward and kiss your forehead. You probably won’t end up with any marks (although he won’t mind if you give him some), but when Jin is done with you, your knees will feel like spaghetti and you’ll think you’re going to die if he touches you again.

Yoongi/Suga = Lazy Love/Ne-Yo. 

Reminiscing on last night/Wake up and let me get it one more time before/I gotta go I got responsibilities I gotta take care of/That's when you wrap them legs around me, and I fall victim to that lazy love. 

The stereotype is that Yoongi is lazy, of course... but maybe there’s a very good reason he doesn’t want to leave the bed. Yoongi wakes up, and while he’s still sort of between asleep and awake, he sees you next to him and wants you all over again. He knows he has things to do that day, but would it really be so bad to put them off by a few hours? He’d wake you up kissing your neck until you swat at him because that tickles. Slow, intense, daylight-through-the-blinds sex, with him lacing his fingers with yours above your head. Lots of eye contact. He’d sort of smile dreamily at the ceiling afterward, like he already knows it’s going to be a good day.

Hoseok/J-Hope = Cater 2 U/Destiny’s Child. 

Baby I'm happy you're home, let me hold you in my arms/I just wanna take the stress away from you/Making sure that I'm doing my part/Boy is there something you need me to do?/If you want it, I got it

Hoseok would come home incredibly tired, having just practiced the same routine ten more times after everyone else has left. The way to his heart is to nurture him-- greet him at the door, run him a bath, talk to him while he gets clean, feed him. When he felt human again, he’d want to thank you for taking such good care of him. Hoseok would let you sit on the bathroom counter and get on his knees, let you touch his hair and know he’s home listening to your sounds. When you’d come at least once, he’d stand up and take you right there, hand behind your head so you don’t break the mirror, your legs crossed behind his back. You made him your priority, so he’d want to make you his.

Namjoon/Rap Monster = Kissin on My Tattoos/August Alsina. 

'Cause you're so beautiful, God made you to show that off/Now I ain't ever been the jealous type of guy, but I want you to myself, I can't lie.../I don’t want nobody but you kissing on my tattoos.

When you’re in bed with Namjoon, you are literally the only person in the world. Phone rings? Not answering it. Knock at the door? They can come back later. He’s only stopping if you ask him to or if the building catches fire. He’d really, really like when you suck him off-- he’s the kind of guy that would cradle your jaw and set the pace for you. Would press himself up against you while you’re on your stomach for maximum skin contact, but would also bite into your shoulder and leave a teeth-shaped purple bruise so you don’t forget who you belong to. Anything he does, he does it hard, and every time you come, Namjoon counts it as a personal achievement.

Taehyung/V = Partition/Beyonce. 

Took 45 minutes to get all dressed up, we ain't even gonna make it to this club/Now my mascara running, red lipstick smudged

Tae would be especially down for rolling around in the back of the limo, once everyone’s out, of course (he isn’t so badly behaved as to make the driver listen to your activities). He’d think you looked so hot in your going-out clothes that he would want to mess you up a little, just so no one else sees you looking that perfect. Tae knows you do still have to go inside eventually, so he’d just hike your skirt up, undo his zipper, and get to work. He’d try to go slowly and make you beg for it, but in the end he’s the type to fuck at inhuman speeds and make your eyes cross. Tae would be thoughtful enough to bring along your makeup bag, so you can clean up, but he’d also confiscate your panties for himself...

Jimin = Ride/SoMo. 

Everybody wonders where we've run off to/my body on your body, baby, stickin' like some glue/Naughty, let's get naughty, girl, it's only one or two/Fever's fucking running, feel the heat between us two

Doesn’t matter what you’re doing, where you are, or how little time you have. Jimin might grab your wrist and drag you off to the nearest vacant space, or he might send you a text telling you where to meet him, but he has a one-track mind when it comes to sex. Would love to have you standing up with one leg hitched up over his shoulder (you don’t even need to be that flexible, an advantage to his height). Jimin would start out fast and keep that pace, going deep and whispering about how good you’re making him feel and how bad he wants to feel you come around him. He’s fucked you in every room of the house and a whole lot of places outside of it.

Jungkook = Neighbors Know My Name/Trey Songz. 

Girl, your legs keep shaking and I swear we breaking our new headboard/And the love we make, it feels so good, girl, you know I'm proud/Looking at your lovely face, scream my name, you do it so loud.

Jungkook wants to hear you, and he wants to make sure you know exactly who’s getting you off. He’d be the type to keep sex in the bedroom, but once you’re in there, you’re in for it. He’d go as hard as he could, really use those muscles and make you feel it for days. Jungkook wants to walk away with his back scratched up, and he wants your throat sore from screaming for him. “Who is it that’s making you come? Tell me again. Say it one more time.” You might actually just have to get a bed without a headboard, or you’re going to crack the sheetrock on the wall. Jungkook would also be very on top of aftercare-- since you can’t walk, he’s going to get you whatever you need and probably be a little apologetic about the wreck he made of you.

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