#*cuts off your leg*

[thegirlinthecher]

You know how I know she's never gonna be playable?

#hoyoverse give your women some pants for god's sakes #and no shorts don't count #or leggings imo #and blazers that aren't just cut in half to show off racks #the only woman they designed to wear pants is literally called Father #siobhan is too cool to be an npc #and she is so very gay #siobhan #siobhan hsr #honkai star rail #hoyoverse #hsr npc #hsr 2.1

[furylad]

u guys are crazy for saying someone deserves to be made disabled because they were mean I just want to express that. ty.

#ofmd #our flag means death #izzy hands #like if that's how you think people should be punished just for being unpleasant #holy shit that is terrifying on your part? #I honestly can't think of a scenario where I'd WANT someone I hate to have their leg cut off #and I am thinking about people who abused me :| #still dont want their legs cut off why the fuck would I want that whats wrong with yooooooooou #glad this is a minority of fandom but still very worried for those of you who think that's appropriate punishment for like #ANYTHING really #even actual criminals and murderers we do not randomly start chopping off their limbs

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Your yassified howdy is about the closest we’ll get to big titty Howdy (albeit made of fluff) /pos

and it's great bc its fluff all the way down <3

#stick your arm in and it just keeps going... #a while back i thought that he'd probably like. take a pair of clippers to it #Shave It All Off. #who wants to bother with getting new clothes / tailoring all of their preexisting ones #he already has to get pants made for two legs smh #yassified howdy <3 #anyway i also imagine like. barnaby coming across howdy shaving it all off #and he reacts in a dramatically Devastated way like howdy was cutting his own arm off or somethn #babe relax it's just fluff... handsome fluff...

[will-solace-aaaaa]

@superherokisser sorry if it's not good, it's in it's early stages😅 I haven't even properly re-read it yet to make sure it makes sense bc I'm tired and it's pretty much 12am rn, the chapter is called "cursed birthdays" but I also might change that:) also srry if it's too short I'm just rlly sleep deprived and I'm abt to pass out🥲❤️ gotta copy n paste it into tumblr now. It's 1396 words.

@nico-di-angelo-aaaaa

@camstargone

Here:

A Cursed Birthday

I woke up this morning thinking all was well, and it was just another ordinary day, for me, anyway. But no. I don't even get one birthday of peace. It's always something every year. I mean, last year,  a bunch of rats ate the cake. The year before that, my hamster, Charles,  the magnificent, committed suicide.  And this year, I get sucked into a magical portal. Yay.

It was normal. Nothing happened the entire day, and I was sceptic, to be honest. But no. The one thing that couldn't have happened (due to its... well. Impossibleness) just had to happen. Thanks a lot, God. I swear I'm cursed or something.

It was around 8 pm by the time I finally let my guard down about my evil-birthday curse. I was walking my amazing dog, Ruby. She is this adorable black and white pitbull that puts any and all other dogs to shame. So naturally, I was showing her off... at 8pm, in winter. In my defence, I'm definitely not the smartest person I know. I mean, what lunatic would be out at 8 pm in winter, in the UK? Besides me, of course.

I was walking through the nearby park, like I usually do. But this time, something had caught my eye. The park was empty except for me and Ruby, but there was an object emitting some sort of blinding light. The kind that if you were to look at it for more than a few seconds, then when you would finally look away, you would have little dots dancing around your vision. When I picked it up, which I kind of see was a bad idea, it was like holding fire. I dropped the glowing thing, and Ruby started to bark at it, the burning feeling still prickling my hand. Then, right where the object had dropped, some sort of vortex had started to open, sucking me in. The last thing I remembered after that was falling.

Thankfully, the forest that I fell into had some pretty tall trees that cushioned my fall (not really). I angelicaly landed (crashed) onto the ground.'Ow! Damn it, who put trees here?' I yelled because it really really hurt. My body made this cracking sound, and my leg had bent in a super unnatural way. There was bone and a lot of blood. A lot. I blacked out (I don't know why, though)

When I woke up, I was on a bed in a sort of cabin-like room. There were 2 green sofas against the walls facing each other, with a little coffee table in the middle and a kitchen, in which I was in the middle of on a table, not a bed, which was probably why my back hurt like hell. There were two people in the kitchen, one baking some sort of bread and the other washing some dishes.

'Ow.' I winced as I tried sitting up. Pain shooted to my leg. 'Oh! You're awake.' Both people had turned around and were now looking at me. 'Your leg was pretty badly hurt. How did you manage to do that?' The girl said, looking at me with disapproval. She had long, blonde hair that looked so straight she wouldn't have to brush it for days, and it would still have zero knots in. Her green eyes seemed to dance like a flame. She wore a lovely white dress dotted with purple flowers and all sorts of jewellery. 'What?' I questioned, still not entirely sure of what was happening.

'I found you out in the forest. You were unconscious and badly hurt, so I took you and brought you here. We had to do something about your leg, though. Sorry.' She said, which confused me until I looked down.

'AHH!' I screamed. 'Calm down, it's not that big of a deal.' The man, a strong, muscular dude with dark skin adorned with freckles that looked to be in about his forties. 'Not that big of a deal!? My leg is gone!' I yelled. 'Where did it go? I had my leg this morning.' 'Now you dont.' He replied with a proud looking smile.

'Now I- where is my leg!' I demanded. I mean, who just takes people's legs off without asking? 'I told you we should have asked, dad.' The girl said to the man. 'Exactly! Thank you!' I said. 'You guys can't just take my leg!' I yelled, directing the words at the man. 'I'm Jericho, I prefer Eric though, since you didn't even ask before you chopped my leg off!' I said (cool name, I know). 'I'm Ariel, this is my dad, Sebastian.' She said. 'Well, Ariel, lovely to meet you.' I said, shaking her hand.

'I can make you a new leg, Jericho. No need to be a baby, now, is there?' He said with a grin on his face. Rude. Before I could say an awesome comeback, he started measuring my right leg (which was still there). After a while, he walked away to go make my new leg, letting me talk with Ariel. You could tell she was one of those really pretty girls who didn't try to be pretty.

'Soo... where is this because the last thing I remember is falling out of the sky.' I said, looking at her expectingly. 'This is Emaia. Also, what did you mean "falling out of the sky?"' She questioned, looking confused and tilting her head to the side. 'Well, I was just walking my dog, Ruby, and I kinda just fell, and there was this glow-y thing and- My dog! Ruby!' I yelled, standing up from my position on the sofa, forgetting about my leg and immediately falling to the floor. 'Ow.'

I'd forgotten all about Ruby! Did she fall through with me? Is she safe? A million things were going through my head, and I didn't even notice I was hyperventilating until Ariel's dad, Sebastian, had started to shake me lightly. I had managed to tuck myself into a weird looking ball against the couch because my left leg was, well, not there. After a long, long time of uneven breathing and being told everything would be okay, I finally was able to slow my breathing. 'Sorry.' I said. I mean, I just wasted these nice (ish) people's time. 'It's alright, love,' He said in the same soothing voice he had been using for the past 10ish minutes.'Ariel had been trying to calm you down for a while by the time I came back in here because I found you a leg that would match.

He went and got me the leg, and after him showing me take it on and off, he let me look in a mirror. Well... I looked like I had just fallen out of the sky. My dark hair was more matted than usual with a few leaves sticking out, a few cuts that would easily heal on my head from falling through branches, my new leg which was made out of a amazing-looking black metal and my clothes were covered in blood. While I was checking myself out, Ariel had explained what had happened before Seb had gotten there.

'Yeah, we are probably gonna have to find you some new clothes.' He said, patting me on the shoulder. "For now, you'll just have to borrow some of mine.' He said, Ariel going upstairs and grabbing me a pair of clothes that were 1000% too big. Man, he is bulky. The outfit looked like it came directly out of the 1900s, but still, I looked at amazing as always.

The prosthetic was really weird getting used to, but after three days, I was good enough not to trip every five seconds. I didn't want to wait any longer because I didn't want Ruby to be out there any longer. In my time staying, it wasn't that hard to figure out that I was nowhere near home. These guys didn't even know what Sonic the Hedgehog was!

Me and Ariel left to go look in the forest around where she found me, and Seb had to stay because he runs a bakery! (Who would've thought.) We left at 7, after having the best food I have ever eaten, except for the cake at my aunt Jessie's funeral. That was some good cake.

#*cuts off your leg* #why did you cut off my leg?!?!?!! #ill get you a new one #love my little sillies<3 #theyre all on drugs 100% #my silly little fucks #book #first book #1st chapter #im so so so sorry if its horrible #im rlly dyslexic and had to use my gramarly #like stfu gramarly #no that is not a typo #go fuck yourself gramarly #taking the fucking piss #gramarly #meow #jericho williams

[reanimationstation]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THIS LOSER🎉🎉🎂🎁

wordless version plus what ben looks like behind sam

#victors art #sammy lawrence #ink demon #bendy and the dark revival #bendy and the ink machine #i didnt have time earlier this week to draw this in advance so this is the product of like 4 hours 💀 thank god not more cause i have a test #now to make a cake (and study chemistry) #sam watch out ben is gonna steal your cake omfg he cant hear me hes got airpods on- #its a shame that i decided to cut off the drawing at the legs because now you cant see sams stupid hooves </3 #batim chapter 2 #batim fanart

[afterthelambs]

if i had a nickel for every time atsushi accidentally broke akutagawa's arm, i would have two nickels. which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

first it was the right arm, now it's the left one lmao

(i also love how in both times, aku used his abilities to repair his broken bones. in chapter 86 he used his own ability to force them back in place. now in chapter 107 he's using the regeneration part of his vampire abilities to heal himself)

#pick your fighter: atsushi with his severed legs vs. akutagawa with his broken arms #i know technically atsushi intended to kick him but he also intended for him to dodge/block #so he didnt MEAN to break his arm the second time #therefore i count it as an accident #this is his payback for aku cutting his leg off #there's one more parallel i wanna talk about but this is the funnier one #bsd #bsd spoilers #bsd manga spoilers #bsd 107 #bsd chapter 107 #sskk #shin soukoku #bsd atsushi #bsd akutagawa

[lesbianpegbar]

i thought this was gonna be a kinda poorly written but fun gay romance. why did i just read a 200 page war epic about the inevitable and horrific downfall of a kingdom and a man who thought himself untouchable

#they were like hey theres a drought. theres a refugee crisis. theres a xenophobia crisis. hundreds of thousands are displaced #a father tried to find a doctor for his sick baby and got cut off the city wall he was trying to scale and crushed his baby on his back #and got his neck snapped and died. theres guerilla warfare. thousands died in battle. its now all out war #theres some peace now. nevermind a deadly plague broke out. the plague is a curse where the souls of the dead of the people you're killing #are invading the bodies of your citizens and completely taking over their skin in contorted tortured living faces. #you amputate a mans leg. theres an earthquake. everyone has grown to hate you. theres nothing you can do. #you are literally holding up your home and its history and if it crumbles its your fault. #the man whose leg you cut off screams at you and begs for his leg back. the sick escaped quarantine. theyre begging you to heal them all #everyone is sick or dead. the enemy just broke through the walls. the city is burning down. you broke your leg. you are immortal #anyway #i feel normal #tgcf #mine

[are-we-really-doing-this]

Oh my goodness...the floral pants. I had no ideas.

I must update my banner.

#honestly I do not blame the man #when it gets steamy? cutting the sleeves and legs off all your clothes is a way of LIFE #I know this very well #for the past several days I have been cutting the sleeves off all my white t shirts #like ya do #so I appreciate the rep from Freddy D himself #fuck cutting your hair with scissors during an episode #that shit is lame and gay #cut up all your old shirts and nice pants #our man definitely seems to have done so #fred durst #fred durst friday #limp bizkit #nu metal

[icewindandboringhorror]

sometimes looking at like Self Help Strategies lists for the symptoms I'm having is always just like:

thing that I already do

thing I have tried 10 times

thing I already do

thing that I don't have the money to do

thing I already do

thing I've been doing since I was 10yrs old to no avail

thing that is impossible given my situation

thing that doesn't apply to me

thing that I already do

thing I have already tried

hrmm, oh wait, maybe finally- OH, yeah.. okay. thing that I already do but it was just phrased slightly differently

thing I have already done

#I think maybe productivity tips help less if the reason you're unproductive is partially like.. physcial health and other extenral things #out of your control. rather than just like having trouble paying attention or spending too much time on tiktok or whatever #all the strategic to do lists in the world are not going to somehow prevent me from waking up with a debilitating migraine or whatever #or having external stressors or lacking resources and connections or other Productivity Essentials etc. #especially many tips involve stuff like 'cut off from social media' since thats the modern day time waster for so many poeple #and it's like.. lol.. i can hardly even maintain a blog even thuogh i actively WANT TO DO SO. 'shut off your smart phone!' already #done babey i fucking hate smart phones i shall never use an app unless i am forced to. 'delete tiktok' yep. already covered. tiktok and #all of those thinsg are my enemies. 'save money by cancelling some of your services' cool. already ahead of you. #who the fuck is out here paying for like 10 different subscription services. pirated videos uploaded to google drive and youtube to mp3 #my beloved. etc. etc. and so on. 'socialize less' .........LOL.. if only you knew.. mr.writer of the article. i can barely muster #talking to friends more than once a month and even less if I'm actively sick (often occurence) etc. etc. ... hewoo #I think maybe instead of generic productivity tips I need more like.. how to refocus and be productive anyway even if you have a headache #or are nauseous or etc. Not that those are always things to ignore. and of course you should let your body rest and etc. But plenty of peop #e have mild physical symptoms and just work through them. Ithink something about the way my body/mind is SOO hyper attuned to all #sensory information just makes it like... constantly 'GRR well I cant focus on WRITING right now because my lef #t ear feels weird and my socks are too itchy and my back has a strange pressure and I'm vaguely warm and my eye feels some ssort of #way it doesnt normally feel and I'm hyperaware of my breathing and also nauseous for no reason' and like half of those things I #think '''normal''' people wouldnt even notice or at least would be able to just live through. but for me it's like.. nealry impossible to i #gnore and soooo distracting always. like 'wahh.. nooo we can't draw or get anything done.. my legs feel slightly heavy or something!!' #like............. ok......... who cares. thats not even a PAIN sensation it's just something weird. but it's just like.. NO. constant #mental alerts about the 'heaviness' of your legs be upon ye. Though Imean like.. yes.. 70% of the time I am in genuine pain #or having some sort of actual ailment with trackable physical symptoms. but sometimes it's just like... we could totally be working right #now and ignoring this silly thing but my brain is fixated on it for no reason uncontrollably. etc. etc. I guess it's the same way that like #most people can go to a grocery store without the whole experience being so overwhelming and so much stuff going on at once #that they have to rest afterwards but like.. in my own HOME doing NOTHING i feel like I should be able to not get overwhelmed lol. ANYWAY #Rolling my bastard little rock up a dumbass hill and so on and so forth

[hauntingblue]

I have connected two dots... yamato kaido and momo (and kinda shirahoshi with her top) have clouds above their shoulders... and luffy in gear fourth has them also.... I can see the signs

#momo must be so emotionally confused omg poor child. this guy says he is my father and treats me like his son and also this samurai who has #been acting like my father just died. and now i turned 28 and a dragon and i need to save this island or my shougnate will die. jesus #FUCKING ROB RUCCI!!! I SURE HOPE NOT ONE STRAY ATTACK REACHES THE ROOM FULL OF CP0 AGENTS!!! #now the government is going to invade wano AND TAKE ROBIN!!!!! ROB LUCCI DIEEEE!!!!! AND YOU WILL FAIL AGAIN!!! #now how tf did the heart pirates get there... who can fly on there or did they just tag along on momos tail #the dinosaur head snake???? hello?? qjdhakshsk and it worked.... sanji... 'thats what a brachiosaurus is!' well i do not think so.... #wtf sanji.... so much of that wiggly dance he does with the heart eyes has brought him here... #talking tag #watching one piece #episode 1053 #poor killer man.... why doesnt he cut off the arm kid doesnt have... that should do it right??? #jesus.... goodbye kid and law.... hawkins just hitting his head to a wall.... CUT OFF HIS ARM!!! oh no..... another self sacrificing mate.. #YEAAHHH THE ARM!!!!! is he gonna take it and give it to kid akdjsksj OH HE TOOK THE STRAW DOLL!!! killer your brain is so huge.. #the death card looking JUST like killer.... that was such a slay... they had this one thought out for a while..... #THE MUSIC!!! GOODBYE HAWKINS!!! KILLER OUTSERVED!!!! whats with the cutting of arms this arc.... kid now its your turn to slay (big mom) #episode 1054 #sanji having an existential crisis and queen just: WELCOME TO THIS MOMSTER WORLD #having issues with his body transforming doesnt help with the transfem allegations #APOO IS STILL ALIVE???? CUT OFF HIS HEAD!!!! #i was gonna say KINEMON!!! BUT I KNOW ITS THAT FUCKING KANJURO!!!!!! nami drawing the moon on his asscheek akdjsksj #KIKU AND KINEMON ARE ALIVE??? I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS THIS IS A TRAP!!! DON'T GIVE ME HOPE!!! #NOOOOOO THE CP0 IS IN ACTION TOO NOOOOOOOOO #they are breathing.... omg.... kiku..... ORICHI DIEEEE!!!!! i knew this couldn't end like this for her... i have been completely bamboozled #kinemon appearing like the first time... just legs.... amazing #how does big mom ikoku inside the castle are we insane... yamato can you like bite off kanjuros head off or smth... finish him off PLEASE #why do they have steel beams in kaido's castle. everything else is wood and stone. who designed this. #bepo being in law's mid episode animation akdjaksns.... thats really his beffo (bff) bepo #big mom being crushed by some beams doesn't sound right... kid should turn into magneto and start bloodbending... or repel her into the sea #episode 1055 #episode 1056

[electrobiology]

this is going to be an annoying rant so feel free to ignore it but so actually are there no good universities in all of the united states that don't leave you in lifelong debt?????? like hello???????? everywhere i look at that seems interesting and doesn't have reviews talking about how no one cares about you and you're on your own the entire time you're there or the staff/students are -ist/-phobic or no one does work and just goes to parties or other such things they're talking about the expenses. i want a degree because i need one if i want to do anything but i don't know if i want it enough to be in debt for my whole life. and why is the us like this. i just want to go somewhere else this country does not seem worth it to me. i want to go back in time and find a way to sink every european colonizer ship that landed on the land of the americas

#genuinely the more i look at college prices the more reasonable it feels to just go overseas somewhere instead... japan #if i'm gonna be paying at LEAST 15000 a semester wherever i go why don't i go do that in japan where i'm actually passionate about the #language and have reasons to use it and a potential to do something with it and can get places without a car and. etc #and the 15000 semester is a 15000 YEAR #only reasons the idea of being in america has ever appealed in the slightest to me is that it's a little easier to be openly queer #in certain places. not all of them! #and it's probably one of the most racially diverse places #whenever i look online people say that degrees in japan aren't worth anything but i feel that might just be them being racist #surely there are numerous people who went and got degrees in japan and are living happily. and idk bc they aren't on reddit #or posting on blogs or anything #god i feel UGHHHHH i hate everything #i know that as a Country with History japan is not particularly better than the us i know #but it's just the small things like being able to get places w/o cars and not have to pay an arm and a leg to heal like a small cut i got #that needs to be stitched. or not paying my whole body to pay off the debt of going to college because getting an education is #just not what they. want from you. they want your soul and your entire life in their hands #why am i living in this world #1 am thoughts i know but god

[mcspuddington]

Nero and Dante having the most profound conversations

#devil may cry #voice acting #if your leg got cut off would it hurt?

[likeprongstostars]

once again how does it feel to be carrying this entire fandom on your back hm?? how does it feel. (I JUST WOKE UP & I CANT FEEL MY LEGS HELP I NEED HIM SO BAD)

kat please the burdens of life and the guilt of existing are heavy as it is... i cant be carrying a fandom on top of that :') my back already hurts like im 80

but i leave that to you with your amazing writing 💪

#also dont worry about your legs im sure axe murderer james would love to cut them off for you

[obi-troll-kenobi]

Now that I think of it, no matter how serious Obi-wan is portrayed, the fandom always comes to a conclusion he's a silly odd man because of all the additional canon knowledge every single Star Wars media since Empire Fuckin' Strikes Back puts into him.

#the “I left vader's son on vader's home planet under vader's real name in the care vader's familly lol” type of pure troll behavior #this is your father's sword i obtained after cutting off both of his legs lol #star wars #obi wan kenobi

[eluxcastar]

My little selective mute brain is plagued by an idea that just cleanses my soul, and I don't know if anyone would actually agree but to me it's just the most precious thing I'm gonna warn you though this is a long one because it brews in my head daily. Would people actually wanna read this? Probably not but I sure do wanna write it

To me, talking to people in situations I otherwise can't is the highest honour which I can bestow upon people, as it is that feeling of comfort around them which allows that, a deep trust which you place in them

I wanna write with the 'endgame' of just talking but not in the sense of the action itself just what it means, becoming so close to someone others are weary of and moving past that impression that they're a monster or unusual, forming connections in unique ways and finally they are able to absolutely talk that person's ear off about the silliest little things because what is there to lose? What mistake can you possibly make at this point?

Mostly I just wanna write a little mute reader/character with as much charm as I can give them and possibly the most out of pocket inner dialogue because geiuwgcfwiuegbwd

I imagine them to have just always been this way, not even necessarily anxious all the time, quite bold in fact but have always had a mental block around speaking to others just because it can be overwhelming what to say in conversation, makes noises sometimes and writes out notes possibly with an interest in something taboo

since the idea is currently for Genshin (the person I wanna write this about will not shock you) I believe they may be the Fatui's specialist in Delusions in several senses, being both the Doctor most well-equipped to treat and stave off the effects using a delusion can have and the developer of ways to make the Delusions ten times better or worse both to attack with and be attacked by

I don't wanna spoil the whole thing tho so I'll shut up now in case I somehow garner the motivation to actually write this

#✦ — riri rambles. #this is probably like #SO extremely boring #to people who can talk all the time #this is a strange note but #this friendship would have the energy of that one sound #asking if your leg got cut off would it hurt #cause how are you gonna feel the pain in your leg if your leg is gone #this would actually be based on one of my OCs #their name is Rene #pronounced like 'Reenie' #everyone says it wrong #so I gotta clarify #dottore #il dottore #genshin dottore #zandik #dottore x reader #il dottore x reader #genshin impact #genshin #genshin impact x reader #genshin x reader

[saturnsorbits]

Thinking about deliberately making Sero get hard in his hero suit at literally THE worst times.

That thing is skin-fucking-tight, he’s not hiding shit in there.

And then, you get to sit back and watch as he squirms trying and failing to cover himself as the pretty little news castor tries to ask him about hero stats when the only things he can think about are your lips and tits and oh-fuck, he’s gonna ruin another fucking suit, isn’t he?

#saturnsays #It’s a game. #You’re not dating or anything; haven’t even fucked; but whenever the opportunity arises you’re getting each other hot and bothered… #The game was to see who could cover it up better… #But; now there’s something a little more personal than just that going on. #Maybe it was that time he pinned you to a wall and kissed you stupid before that big meeting with your new side-kicks? #Or when he slipped a hand into his pocket only for his fingers to meet wet lace when he was live on TV talking about crime ratings. #… He thinks he’ll finally get to fuck you after a particularly nasty bout of teasing that’s had both of you borderline crazy; but #when he gets you alone in one of those fancy offices in the agency you snap the zip on his suit so he can’t get out of it… #and force him to grind against you to get off instead. #You don’t even help him out of the suit afterwards. He has to ask Kirishima; with his tail between his legs; to cut the damn thing off. #And now; he’s planning his revenge. Because if he came in his fucking pants then; you bet it’s your fucking turn next.