Sometimes I really want to be a father, but the thought of having to clean a baby's shit makes me gag.
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im not a very patriotic woman but i nonetheless whole-heartedly support every drive-through employee’s constitutional right to be blazed out of their fuckin gourd
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[Types of Kisses from Katsuki]
2:45 AM
You wake, covered in sweat and jaw in pain from undoubtedly clenching in your sleep. You’re shaky as you take in your surroundings.
With each blink you remember where you are and reality comes crashing down on you again. It’s okay, you’re okay.
A grumble from your right makes you glance over. Katsuki is blinking awake and scoots closer to you. A quiet rustle of the blankets and creak of the bed accompanying his weight.
“Y’good babe?” He mumbles, deep voice rumbling in his chest.
“Mmmhmm jus’ a nightmare, go back-ta sleep.” Your heart beat begins to slow by the second, body relaxing into the bed.
A strong, thick arm wraps around your middle and pulls you into his chest. Thick, warm, soft- you can hear his heartbeat if you press your ear to it.
“My baby, shhh.” He soothes.
A kiss is pressed to the top of your head. Once, twice, and again. A third final kiss before he tilts your face upwards a little. Your eyes flutter close and your shoulders sink, arms laying purchase around his body.
He wets his lips and kisses your forehead, slowly, leaving them there for a few moments. His own eyes are shut as he returns to sleeping, still in that position.
Rest encompasses you, wrapping you in a blanket of comfort.
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happy birthday cody i love you 5ever
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Honestly I don't remember answering this anon who thought Against the kitchen floor by will wood fit clay but I'm listening to it again and you were kinda right. Not the normal clay but a specific scenario. Feels like he's victimizing himself but also being a bit genuine
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screenshoting “investing in x notes” tags and being like “noooo don’t do this to me” is the tumblr equivalent of being the step-sister in a porno. no i won’t elaborate
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Coming back for a bit just to say "him". These boys will be the end of me. There needs to be more art of Trevor. Gonna make said art once I am ready.
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was squeeing about this with hana earlier but angelina jolie just confirmed a Maleficent 3 film is in the works and im sO EXCITED!!!
Yana drew this super cute artwork of diasofam going to see Maleficent 2 when it came out, so i'm really hoping she does another version whenever the next film is released 🥰
Caption: Diasomnia goes to see a movie after class while wearing matching hoodies
⚡: Silver! Why is it that you are seated next to Lord Malleus!? Switch seats with me at once!
⚔️: Father, Lord Malleus, would you prefer the salted or the caramel popcorn?
🦇: It’s great we get a discount on movie tickets!
🐉: But is it really alright for you and I to utilize the student discount, Lilia?
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shiv roy is what i imagine bloberta role swap with clay would be.. its so.. this sense of needing to prove yourself to a man like by becoming mayor, controling your husband like a puppet because you see he's beneath you, only needing him when you see fit, while also lacking motherly instincts as she struggles to accept shes bound to repeat what her mother did to her because her mom fucked her up so badly... cold and emotionally absent towards her kid and in the midst of her miserable marriage.. oh bloberta is not beating the shiv roy allegations i fear..
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