#*soft wheeze*

[definitelynotshouting]

i'm rotating hunger au grian in my head and doing a silly little dance

he's so sad, your honor.

-🐛

BUG ANON ITS NICE TO HEAR FROM YOU!!!! :DD

He's flossing rn to evanescence its true he told me so himself</3 wake him up inside :( save him :(((

#shouting speaks #asks #hunger au #SOFT WHEEZE #txt

[puppyeared]

Themb

#THEYRE EVERYTHING TO ME OK.. AND THE FACT THEIR PART GOT THE SMOOTH ANIMATION IM WHEEZING ON THE FLOOR NGGGHH #bro I love her timeskip design sm. the little streak makes me soft.. does amity keep doing her hair for her omg #I don’t know what to say I’m literally so full of everything possible emotion #NGHH EHEHEHE KICKS MY FEET #I have another thing I wanna draw but it’ll have to wait cause I have to wrap up my assignments #myart #my art #doodles #the owl house #toh #toh spoilers #the owl house spoilers #toh watching and dreaming #watching and dreaming #watching and dreaming spoilers #toh finale #toh finale spoilers #toh timeskip #toh willow #willow park #toh hunter #hunter noceda #BC I LOVE THWT TAG IM USING IT FOREVER #huntlow

[xero013]

Day and Night🌇🌆

(🚇⚡)

#nimbasa trio #submas #nimbasabattleshipping #conductorshipping #subway boss ingo #subway boss emmet #elesa #subway boss nobori #subway boss kudari #gym leader elesa #thirdrailshipping #can we pretend tha— #wHEEZE #ignore me; it has been a long week #but anyways #its them!! #love is through tender kissing or tenderly staring into each other's eyes #cheesy i know but i already accept that im a cringe in some way #i just think they're neat #they're so soft for each other #they are living in my head rent free #always #bastards havent even paid for occupying my brain during finals smh

[lostlegendaerie]

‼️ BREAKING NEWS ‼️

local kitty has achieved coziness on mommy's lap!!!

#her name is nini #cats of tumblr #the cute aggression coursing through my body cannot be understated #I am constantly shaking my fists and wheezing with disbelief at the sight of her so soft and small

[ingravinoveritas]

I realize these two are chronically inseparable, but the actual noise I just made...

#michael sheen #welsh seduction machine #david tennant #soft scottish hipster gigolo #i'm wheezing #where is the lie though #can't have one without the other #kinky is as kinky does #if there is a god then She will make sure Michael responds to that #none of us would survive of course #but it would be worth it #amazing #tell me again that they're not a couple #ineffable lovers #discourse

[thefanciestborrower]

i saw the vore piece one

what are YOUR! luffy pred headcanons

YES okay so he is, such a goof right? Loves food. Loves his friends. Loves having his friends as food. I feel like eating people would be something he considers petty normal tbh. After all, there are way weirder things in just the East Blue alone, so it’s honestly not that out there of a concept. I’m not sure what would have prompted him to first try it, maybe accident, maybe curiosity, but with his whole stretchiness thing it’s definitely something that’s very easy for him to do. He’s actually a  character I see same size working well for because he’s already made of rubber lol, and the full feeling from eating someone same size would be something he’d like way more than someone who’d been shrunk. Combine all that with how absurdly physically affectionate he is and bam, you’ve got a very clingy pred. 

He’s guilty of eating pretty much everyone in his crew at least once and no they do not have a say in it lmao. Usually he’ll just go for Z.oro since he’s his first mate and L.uffy usually tends to be the most physically affectionate and clingy with him. Does Z.oro say he hates it? Yes. Is he lying? Also yes. L.uffy can usually be found lounging in a hammock on the deck with a very visibly full stomach and is completely unashamed about the whole thing. Will gladly tell you what you taste like and ask if he can eat you without even a hint of embarrassment. He’s just like that. He loves eating S.anji with the food he makes and oh boy is U.sopp fun to randomly snatch up and startle lol. N.ami has threatened to kick his teeth in before and he does not care, but also won’t eat her all that often since she really isn’t overly fond of it. Sometimes though....sometimes it’s the best way to remind her how much she means to L.uffy, and that safety is worth being a little grossed out for. 

Oh, also L.uffy’s stomach is full of weird little things like silverware and small trinkets he thought were cool or valuable, and if you shake him he jingles like a coin purse. Sometimes you’ll even find like. A bowl or something in there. This man is a vacuum cleaner he does not chew 

#I get to project all my same size and object vore thoughts onto this man lmao #It’s fantastic #We’re sticking with like. Season 1 stuff here too cause I don’t wanna spoil friends who are just fans of the live action :) #soft vore #safe vore #fandom vore #same size vore #samesize vore #ask #anon ask #vore piece #That tag has me wheezing help #Anyways yea he’s just my silly guy shaking him shaking him shaking him

[laurzzz]

My music taste, despite being acespec, can sometimes just be so fucking raunchy lmao

You can also use it as a meme template bc I find this too funny to not be used in different ways (just credit and tag me ofc)

Absolute disappointment right there

#cloud nine #fnaf security breach #fnaf sb meme #wheezing #moondrop #y/n x moon #soft no virus moon #laursdraws

[echollama]

😏👉🌟

😳😳😳

SHE’S HERE-

THE RAIDEN SHOGUN

ALSJHSAFSFSFDSSA IT”S SO WELL MADE AND CUTE OMG

Great charger for my stylus 😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂 my doodles are gonna be supercharged from now on

(just to clarify it is NOT a charger)

#genshin impact #raiden shogun #I'M HEAVING AND WHEEZING i had a rough day and the rush from receiving this just made my day omgggg #she's much smaller than expected but that made it so much more amazing #ALSO ALSO THE CUSHION IS ACTUALLY A CUSHION #I THOUGHT IT WAS VINYL WITH THE REST BUT NO #IT'S A TINY SOFT CLOTH CUSION #im gonna buy a clear case for her later #also weighs a tonne which surprised me

[shirogane-oushirou]

[cw vaguely nsft]

feeling SO normal at the thought of going to a cat cafe early in the relationship / pre-intimacy with ren to see and record videos of kitties + get a read on each others' "cat parent" vibes in case we ever get one

and later, when he's rewatching the recordings, ren realizes he uh... REALLY likes the way i softly say "who's a good boy? who's a pretty boy??"

#screaming and crying and frowing up #me: hehe i love the idea of being a soft dom for ren! #also me: thinks about JUST calling him a good boy and instantly collapses on the floor wheezing #📌 [ my posts. ] #[ nsft. ] #🦦 [ can't escape it. ] #🍄 [ lying on the blade of an emotion. ] #🐐 [ been up all night. ] #✨ [ oc lore. ] #[ nsft ds. ] #✏️ [ my scenarios. ] #🐸 [ look ahead. ] #🦔 [ used to be easy. ]

[found-wings]

"is this what you wanted" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*ahem*

yes

anyway-

it is okay I do the exact same thing of reading something that makes the brainrot go crazy and have to do a walk around my room just to compose myself before continuing to read 😭😭

BUT OH MY GOD DUDE THE ACTUAL PHYSICAL RECOIL I HAD THE VISCERAL REACTION I GAVE WHEN REALIZING YOU ADDED HIM GETTING TAKEN MULTILPLE TIMES TO THE POINT WHERE HE CAN BARELY REMEMBER???? ADDING IN THAT THE FEDERATIOND TESTS AND EXPERIMENTS KEEP GARNERING WORSE AND WORSE RESULTS IN THEIR EYES TO THE POINT WHERE HE NEEDS THAT MUCH 'FIXING' OW THE FUCKING PAIN ESPECIALLY FOR AN ANARCHIST CHARACTER TO BE STRIPPED OF THAT SPIRIT and the memory manipulation mwah in character for the federation

also the specific feeling of fighting feeling wrong to his very core is so special to me bc it feeling wrong to him is so different then if he had been forced to dislike fighting which is VERYYYYY SEPERATE HERE ‼️‼️ they def fucked him up with various torture methods within their experiments and made sure to wipe it from his mind so he can't remember what specific events occurred in the buildings- but can still feel the lingering effects of their training to give him a negative association with combat. especiallyyyyyy with the detail of his hands shaking when he thinks about using a weapon, I wouldn't be surprised if at his return, his hands would be more crooked and seem a bit out of place at a closer glance from the federations training tactics.

and the way I could genuinely feel my heart Drop when he refused a sparring session- not just bc of phils side of the angst hammer here, but from the idea of etoiles witnessing firsthand how no matter how strong the spirit is, the federation will break past it and leave hollow souls in its wake. how he tried so hard to make sure his friend could stay positive and resilient despite the world being out to hurt him and it still wasn't enough. phil is home safe and sound but a part of him had died in those horrific white buildings at the hands of that damn bear. but etoiles will be dammed if he doesn't find that spirit and shove one of his dozens of death totems towards it and makes sure they get given a second chance because letting the federation win like this will never be an option in his eyes. honorable battles is such a big part of his character in canon so to rip that from someone so close to him would be absolutely disgusting to him and he'd keep fighting not only for himself but for phil too, because he needs to leave this island knowing that his enemies will have been rightfully punished for everything they've done to hurt people. good people.

and also MY NON-EXISTENT THERAPIST WILL KNOW YOUR NAME FROM THAT LAST LINE YOU ADDED HOLY FUCK I WAS LOOKING FOR ANGST NOT A BULLET TRAIN SENT DIRECTLY TO MY HOUSE ‼️‼️‼️‼️ - 💿

ME WHEN, I AM SO RAAAAAH, I HAD TO STOP MULTIPLE TIMES WHILE WRITING THAT AND JUST, HEAD IN HANDS

I absolutely love the specific feeling of fighting feeling wrong. Because Phil doesn‘t dislike it even if someone tried to make him hate it - he adores fighting and sparring, being able to move almost like water because he‘s decently lightweighted considering he‘s an Avian and it makes his movements feel so free. He finds fun and enjoyment in it, it helps him clear his mind and relax even, but after the consistent ‘fixing‘ he had to endure it just feels wrong.

And Phil doesn‘t even know why.

It doesn‘t make sense to him because he can‘t fully remember anything bad happening anymore, but his body remembers. It remembers everything, each and every ‘fixing‘ he had to go through, even if his mind doesn‘t.

Gods, just imagine witnessing the Person, your friend that you looked up to and admired and respected in the same way they did you, just.. break. Be broken into someone you can‘t recognise anymore.

ALSO THE WAY YOU TALK ABOUT ETOILES REFUSING TO GIVE UP PHIL AND INSTEAD KEEP FIGHTING FOR HIM TOO AND AND-, AAAA, WHAT‘S YOUR NON-EXISTENT THERAPISTS NUMBER, BECAUSE I‘LL NEED ONE IF I GO BACK TO ANGST, WHEEZE

Anyways— IQVD

All of this just makes me think about possibilities of actually finding that fighting spirit again, with Etoiles taking slow and little steps with Phil. He can‘t push Phil even further behind, he knows that he has to take it slow and careful because of the messed up shit the Federation has done to him. And sure it won‘t be the same, it never will be, not with the damage the Feds have caused at this point, but it can still come back in new ways.

Maybe the first steps start with Phil watching Etoiles fight again. Friendly fighting and cheering, making sure the island is safe by getting rid of mobs around. Phil flinches more than he likes at first, but it‘ll be fine. It always ends up fine, it has to be.

Eventually Phil maybe starts trying to cook again, smiling gently as he makes something to snack on for himself and maybe Etoiles. It takes some time, but eventually Phil can hold a knife without recoiling into himself too much.

Eventually they start with sticks, watching Phils expression twist into some mix of being offended and yet uncertain at the same time. If a mere stick was going to make him this nervous, they had a long road ahead.

Just imagine Phils hands still shaking more than he wants to, it frustrates him because he doesn‘t understand, he doesn‘t! And yet Etoiles does, guiding him through that frustration as they eventually and finally start their sparring sessions again.

The first attempt lasts barely a few seconds before Phil panics, each attempt slowly but surely increasing in time the more they try.

Maybe it‘ll take a while for Phil to return back to his used to be spirit & confidence in himself and until they get there, Etoiles doesn‘t mind being Phils shield again.

Etoiles has seen Phil break like he’s nothing but an egg and he‘ll be damned if he doesn’t help him heal those cracks again.

#i think that’s enough angst you‘ll get out of me from today / LH #i also dearly apologise for the last line WHEEZE #i will now rant about soft and wholesome ideas instead / j #qsmp #code philza <3 #💿 anon #winged.rambles

[massgrav]

– Give him back

– nu ; -;

#wheezing demon #the man who can't breathe #i love him he's so cute #i want to hug #jowan sees any 'monster' and goes *girl with the mic meme* #he pretends to be asleep to get cuddles from creatures under his bed and haunting the vents :3 #are humans the equivalent of teddy bears for them? mh #soft and cute and made to be held #'monster' from #insidious 3 #insidious franchise #yes i will put jowan with every monster i love #because reasons

[coccolithophore]

my favorite asthma bit is putting my hair over one shoulder and pretending to be a meek anime mom with an ominous illness when my girlfriend checks on me

#kiwi.txt #i have that trisha elric haircut it must be done #*soft voice* i'm sure it's nothing. #wheeze

[autobotmedic]

overlord: I'll self inflict serious damage on myself so the medic will have to interact with and save me

ratchet: okay but hwat if I didn't tho

overlord: ... wait ur supposed to be soft WAIT CAN WE TALK ABOUT IT-

#wheezing #lord-overlips #i love to remind people that ratch did not hesitate to rip mega off life support while he was in a coma #and was fully willing to leave screamer with injuries MORE than once #he is OVER being soft = weakness and taken advantage of lemme tell u that bit him too many times in early war #[DASH COMMENTS] turn down for hwat

[thefanciestborrower]

Hmmm…

Ok but now that I’m thinking about it… h/obbits definitely vore. Like, that would 100% be a thing in their culture. They’re just some peaceful, fun-loving folks who value creature comforts, trust/loyalty, and fostering relationships with their community . And you know how they feel about meals. That’s like, h/obbit 101. Mealtime = bonding time. And what better way to accomplish that than combining the things they love into one convenient package? Dozing off after dinner in a rocking chair by the fireplace with one hand holding a pipe, the other happily patting their belly… they’ve got their tiny friends inside to keep them company as they all fall asleep in their post-meal bliss, perhaps humming them a merry little tune… it’s definitely an image I can imagine very easily.

I can also definitely see it being a thing that doesn’t really translate well outside of h/obbit society. Like, they bring it up so cheerfully and casually, and everyone else is like “You do WHAT after dinner??” XD

Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh this is 100% the truest and most adorable thing I have ever had the pleasure of reading and that imagery is just so precious 🥺. H/obits don’t exactly have much in the way of magic when compared to elves and dwarves, but this odd little trick is really something they’ve gotten quite good at. No one really remembers where it came from or how the practice started, but they don’t exactly care too much either. It’s simply a nice after dinner way to relax and bond with each other, and makes storytelling that much more fun when you get to listen from inside your friend’s belly. Eating a friend after sharing a meal together is a just such a natural thing to them that no one even considers it might not be something the other races practice. Also, if the practice is mostly a cozy after dinner thing then that would give h/obbits a really interesting perspective on sharing their friend’s belly with a bit of food. They see that aspect as pretty normal and not at all gross or weird, and would probably freak out if they found themselves falling into an empty belly. Not in a scared way, but more of a ‘oh my goodness are you sure you’re eating enough? Here go help yourself to something in my pantry I insist’ sort of way. Gotta make sure everyone has enough to eat after all! 

I’m just picturing the rest of the fellowship finding out about the tradition via like, a similar sort of “what about second breakfast” scene and it’s making me wheeze. G/andalf and A/ragorn would be aware of the practice I think, having both spent a considerable amount of time in Bree and the surrounding areas, but the rest of the fellowship? Oh they’ve got no clue, so when the h/obbits start talking together about relaxing after dinner or something they don’t exactly pay too much attention. It’s probably just a hobbit tradition that doesn’t concern them. And they would be right about it not concerning them, if F/rodo hadn’t decided to be polite and offer to include the rest of the party. You can imagine how that goes once it’s clarified exactly what he’s offering to include them in, much to the confusion of the h/obbits and slight amusement of A/ragorn and G/andalf. 

I can also see it happening when the h/obbits are all reminiscing about an evening listening to some of B/ilbo’s old stories or something and telling the rest of the fellowship about it. 

“You should have seen Sam. He managed to get his suspenders stuck on one of B/ilbo’s buttons after we were made small and-“ 

“Hang on what??? Made small???” 

“Well yeah, how else was he supposed to eat us?”

“EaT yOU?!?” 

It’s easier for L/egolas and G/imli to understand I think once the tradition is explained, since both of their races have experience with some stranger magics, but poor B/oromir is just a normal guy™️ who has no clue what’s happening. God I’m laughing just thinking about it help

#this is all cannon now btw and no I will not be taking criticism #‘h/obbits definitely vore’ is going in my top quotes of all time thank you very much #I wheezed when I saw it #l0tr fandom I’m so sorry #But also not really #soft vore #safe vore #g/t vore #fandom vore #Vore ask #novorehere #l0tr vore #God this really is my favorite fandom of them all no question #never has an ask filled me with such sheer and utter delight before #I have ascended #please you have no clue how delightful this was to answer #I am....full of headcannons now

[xbadnews]

29) in a moment of pure joy, sender picks up receiver and spins them around. || @ametisa

there is a familiarality about it all. in another life, they would have celebrated whatever childish chaos they inflicted upon the world. perhaps it would have been a prank they got away with or a particularly interesting stream they found. but today, they celebrated survival. success.

but that did not change the weightlessness of her embrace, a shared hug in the remnants of a gore-littered battlefield. percy scoops her off of her feet in a natural expression of familiarity, untainted with the awkwardness of being. he follows the momentum of picking her up in a delighted spin, giddy & honest. though they were smeared in blood & ash, they were wonderfully & beautifully alive.

he doesn't entirely process the display of affection until he's already setting her on the ground carefully. he threatens to be washed away by a wave of nostalgia, scarcely remembering to come up for air. he forces a bit of space between them, taking a step back as he tries to correct himself.

affection had not been something that came naturally to him in many years. truthfully, he wants to scoop her up again & float away with her, into the safety of whoever they had been before. that was not a possibility & instead, they had the opportunity to know one another now. in blood-smeared victory & beyond.

" well done, " he says, straightening his spine & his glasses. his jacket is still askew, a remnant of the impulse he'd followed. it doesn't stop the smile that splits his features, " i wasn't sure if we were going to make it. just for a moment. "

#ametisa #v. bg3 #comment cards ( answered. ) #shows up one month later w coffee #however this makes my heart so soft #in my notes i had a thing that said ' percy vc: good game ' and it makes me wheeze

[thedeadthree]

i'd also like 1, 3, and 16 from the oc interview questions for iryna please!! 💖💖

EEEK AJ HI HI DEAR 🥀✨😖 ty ty so much i adore u and i hope ur doing well!

OC INTERVIEW QUESTIONS

1. who makes up your family?  how close are you to them?

"who are you FEDRA? what's it to you?......" she leans forward scowling at the interviewer before shrugging. "nah i'm just fucking with you i don't care. shit it's been a while which may be.... telling on the latter part... well, there was me of course OBVIOUSLY, my parents i think are still back in the new york QZ, and then there's persey. christ i hope that little idiot is still alive. bean pole buffoon.... no really, he's like... 6'4-6'5. ondria didn't bust her ass for the giggles bringing our sorry hind ends to seattle..... swear to god. ondria knew and DOES know before the outbreak how bad i was with reaching out. better with persey than mother and daddy dearest im afraid." she sighs.

3. what is your favorite childhood memory?

the interviewer motions iryna to continue on, swearing it was pulling teeth alone to get her to come here, they're just questions not the infected. "curse my leo moon little attention reveling snake......" she really does love to talk about herself though even if she tries to hide it, "well i would have to say when i told persey that obi wan kenobi ate all of the salt and vinegar chips when it had been me all along and he didn't trust his obi wan action figure from age five to age ten..... loved messing with him good times, BUT. so before the outbreak of the killer mushrooms right, my cousins had this estate (the litvinchucks were RICH, rich) in like switzerland before they moved to dc cause their dad was this big deal nobel prize winning doctor okay, they flew us out for a christmas one year and like, their home was OLD. so i think? i was eleven? and sasha and i did like a seance or something and talked to the ghosts in the house. it was fucking fantastic. pity he's a serial killer now with a cult following but yea, that was a favorite."

16. describe your perfect day.

"am i getting paid for this? im getting paid right. if olga fixes the world and finds a cure for the killer mushrooms i need money for rent..... kidding im having fun i promise but also, i do like money." the interviewer sighs and hands her the check, "fucking sick." she pockets it, "i would have said for the longest time some damn peace and quiet right. nobody bothering me, and its me and my vasil my cat and some oil paints and like..... idk deftones or slipknot playing because music helps drown out the city noise and lets me paint. but the world ended and lately uh....... and this was a fucking shocker for me. like... i showed up to find my next hidey hole here and then i met raul so like...... i guess that but also we're doing that together and theres no city noise and so maybe the music isnt as loud because ive learned that wave sounds are fucking soothing so...... GROSS THAT SOUNDS ROMANTIC but you know what i dont care. so i blame him for that but yea, thats the ideal day i guess."

#oc: iryna pasternak #🌸: aj #jendoe #leg.txt #leg.asks #AHH I APOLOGIZE FOR THE DELAY BUT YOU DEAR YOU THIS WAS SO CUTE TO DO TY TY FOR THE ASK YOURE A TREASURE #eleven year olds contacting the unliving asjkdsc WHEEZE but also iconic of baby iryna #she likes to THINK shes a meanie but she does love to talk about herself and gets all soft and preshy talking about raul CRYINGG <3 #persey my hot mess honey bunch REACH OUT TO UR SISTER she does care about u <3 AND LIKEWISE REACH OUT TO UR FAMILY IRY! #she was like 'oh nobody bothering me just me and my feline son and music' and now shes like that but with raul <3 GROWTH < #* <3 #ty again to the dearie ash for THIS STUNNING BANNER TEMPLATE oh my god it’s the loveliest 🥀😭 #theres probably someone out there with a bank and money and she’ll likely send someone out to cash it skzjxjjx the world ended but iryna doe #appreciate money hehehe 🖤🖤 shes so right for that so true bestie!