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thelassoway · 1 year
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The Red Seat of Fate
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Local Alchemist needed to be stopped.
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My formula of restore fatigue:
Spring salad: lettuce, radish, potato, (optional: apple, orange, watermelon). Unfortunately it has Burden side effect. (if choose orange, you'll get a bonus Shield effect) Can also side with Ranch dressing: cheese wedge, leek, onion, garlic. And this one has Damage Agility side effect. It can be fix by removing the garlic.
Potato soup: potato, garlic, leek. This recipe has Frost Shield side effect. Perfect choice for a cold weather.
Corn salsa: corn, tomato, onion, garlic. Unfortunately it has Damage Agility side effect, but you can get Detect Life in the process.
Grilled cheese sandwich: bread loaf, cheese wedge, cheese wheel. Unfortunately it has Damage Agility side effect. I should have removed the cheese wedge. Sorry Baurus :(
Classic ham sandwich: bread loaf, cheese wedge, ham, lettuce. Unfortunately this recipe also has Damage Agility side effect, but bonus Fire Shield woohoo!
Gyudon: beef, onion, rice
Mix berries: blackberry, strawberry, (we only have two kinds of berries?) (optional: apple, orange, pear). Actually, don't put apple or pear in it. They will cause Damage Health.
Crabby corn soup: crab, corn, onion. You can add cheese wedge for bonus Fire Shield (and Damage Agility) effect.
Chili con carne: beef (/boar meat /mutton /venison), onion, garlic, tomato. Side effect is Detect Life. (Beef flavor will grant you Shield effect. Unfortunately Boar meat will have burden side effect and Venison is Damage Health)
Pumpkin pie: pumpkin, sweetcake (/flour /sweetroll). Unfortunately both flour and sweetroll has Damage Personality side effect
Carrot cake: carrot, sweet cakes
Strawberry cheesecake: strawberry, cheese wedge, flour (/sweetcake /sweetroll). The flour version has Reflect Damage side effect. I highly recommend it.
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quirkle2 · 7 months
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first proper comic i've ever made! this is for my fic rainspeak; treat it as a bit of a "deleted scene" that takes places right after chapter 13
i never wrote anything from reigen's pov during the last few chapters bc 1) i wanted to focus on the kids, and 2) i'm not totally confident in my ability to write something compelling from that pov w those circumstances. so here's a comic instead <3
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februarys-wednesday · 8 months
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never understanding y'all who hate shakespeare or studying shakespeare because ONE shakespeare fucks very hard and TWO if you are in like middle school high school it is the easiest shit to study i mean the EASIEST if you don't like to read shakespeare you can go to YOUTUBE DOT COM and type in ANY OF SHAKESPEARES WORKS and you will find a FULL PRODUCTION OF IT for FREE you SHOULD follow along with your book but you don't HAVE TO because you're experiencing shakespeare in the WAY IT WAS MEANT TO BE EXPERIENCED and you will ENJOY YOURSELF and you will LEARN SOMETHING and this is the ONE OPPORTUNITY YOU'LL EVER HAVE IN LIT/ENGLISH/WHATEVER TO WATCH THE "MOVIE" VERSION OF THE BOOK I CANNOT BELIEVE PEOPLE BITCH AND MOAN ABOUT HOW BORING AND DIFFICULT SHAKESPEARE IS!!!
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randomnameless · 26 days
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I wonder how old Willy‚ and by extension, the rest of the first-gen crest bearers were cause Jerry is (iirc) over 300 years old according to Nopes (and his Barney support showed he had physical problems). Iirc Willy stepped back after WoH but there's no mention of when he died‚ like do fake their deaths cause they would be outliving multiple generations. Do they travel out of the continent? Do their children also have long lifespans? (Assuming that they survived the WoH.)
Willy ask?
Yep, we don't know when he died, but in Nopes, Seteth says he's long dead, and Rhea, uh, misses him and wishes he was around when fighting against Supreme Leader.
Jerry growing old and feeble is really one of the things Nopes annoyed me with, because come on, Rhea could just have waited for Nemesis to become unable to fight to rekt him... but no, Nemesis was still a force to be reckoned with.
We don't have any timeline, but Nemesis should have been well over 100 just like the Elites at the time of their death, and I guess Willy was, at the end of the WoH, something like around 120 or 150 (Rhea most likely didn't made him emperor when he was a kid!).
TFW Jerry's not feeling old age catch up to him, but the consequences of his excessive drinking
IIRC the Book of Seiros says only the Elites (thus by extension the first gen crested people) live long, not their children - we know the Elites sans Maurice were terminated, but we don't know about the other major crested randoms (Bergliez/Aegir ancestor, Varley 1, etc etc).
I don't see them faking their deaths even if they outlive several generations because, hey, Willy's the living example of someone who lived over 100, just like the Elites, and I guess the "reasoning" behind the Elites' extended lifespan also applied to them? (something like first gen crest bearers were "blessed specially" by the Goddess so they have an extended lifespan ?) contrary to Nabateans who do not seem to age as fast as crested humans, and live up to 1k years.
Maybe they travel around the continent or just remained in Fodlan being either cryptids or travelling around to help randoms (like the Apostles who ultimately founded their own villages?) and died somewhere.
I'm rather fond of the HC that First Gen crest bearers, just like Nabateans, don't decay or decay more "slowly" than other humans, they still can't be harvested for Relics or whatnot, but it serves to make them stand apart from the other crestless humans - which of course would have been used by Adrestian Nobles, especially the ones who descend from them, to brag about how "special" they were (and conveniently, the bodies of the Elites were never recovered*, so they are the only ones who can prove their descent from someone "special"!).
*tfw Thales had already recovered them first then put them in his freezer before Rhea or the Elite's descendants could even wonder why their tombs/graves/resting places were empty
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starbylers · 10 months
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*obviously Byler endgame would also mean no M!leven but it’s like an extra step up
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fromtheseventhhell · 10 months
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I feel like a problem with many alicent stans is that they have issue accepting that they can love her as a character while also accepting her flaws and issues. Like loving Catelyn while also agnowledging her abusive attitude towards Jon, or loving Cersei while agnowledging she's an immoral person.
I don't particularly care for her or Rhaenyra but Alicent stans in particular seem to have trouble making pro alicent content that also acknowledges her shortcomings without outright just defending them.
This is definitely a problem with them, and it seems to be an issue with how people in the asoiaf/hotd fandom want to engage with the material. People have turned liking a character into a moral superiority contest and that's how we get "disliking [x] character is misogynistic" takes. That's why they scramble to erase any flaw from their fave and justify their actions. It's so ridiculous because liking a character is literally just about being interested in how they're written, that's it. It's not a bad thing for a character to have flaws because that means they're well-written and complex. If you're doing everything in your power to erase and justify those flaws then chances are you don't actually like them. On the flip side, that means sometimes people aren't going to like characters and that doesn't mean anything.
As for Alicent, it's very obvious that she believes in the patriarchy and that's what her motivations stem from. Her fans have just deluded themselves into thinking that she's the "feminist option" and nothing but a perpetually helpless victim with no agency. They're so angry cause those comments are coming directly from the author and the actress they (claim to) love. To be fair, the showrunners try and depict Alicent as such BUT since they're pulling from the source material she can't consistently be that. Even within their adaption, Alicent has flaws and has made questionable decisions. There's a way to defend her from hate without completely sanitizing her character, but her supposed stans also hate that she has flaws. George just likes writing his characters as grey and complex which is a good thing from a story-telling perspective. I wish people would acknowledge that and free themselves of the need to justify the actions of their favorite characters.
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monty-glasses-roxy · 7 months
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I. Can't prove the theory now. I was under the impression from the wiki summary that the Storyteller built its own body and that body was Tiger Rock, which meant if the two dipshits were killed by the Storyteller then it would have been Tiger Rock that did it...
Except they die of stupid and that's fucking it. The tiger isn't even a fucking tiger. Why they got a bust and four arms in their neck specifically if they're a fucking oversized nightlight from Aldi are you kidding me what is this
And who let this author have a thesaurus and a book of Scrabble words to piss people off so much they'd never play again?? What's a concourse?? A fucking FRISSON!!! HOI POLLOI????? SNAFU I CHOOSE YOU!!! For gods sake don't let this guy know about crosswords they'll forget what the sun looks like. I bet this is the guy that decided "Utili-dor" was a reasonable thing to name a corridor to Sewerhell.
And the big fucking tree????? In the main atrium???? Presumably????? In front of the stage????? Giant ass 75 foot tree????? Why.
I do love the honesty though. Like. For some reason Mr Burrows refers to himself as Mr Burrows, but oh wow he's so relatable I mean he says "How could I be so stupid?" like YEAH MAN I'VE BEEN WONDERING THE SAME THING ABOUT YOU THIS WHOLE TIME WOW IT'S LIKE HE'S JUST LIKE ME FOR REAL
Lmao actually though this is so fucking funny. Guy sees Freddy get in a tug of war with a little girl that has a plush of an old version of Freddy, lose that tug of war and then go cry in the corner about it and is like "oh okay I'll just go kill that guy I don't like I'm sure that'll fix it!" Then dies to his own Stupid. I should read the whole thing I'd love to see more about the completely unnecessary nature of literally all of this and also to see where the 'tiger' thing came from like bro what
Speaking of unnecessary!!!
Can someone that knows more about tech explain this one to me?
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Like. Legitimately, this just feels like he's asking to die to his own Stupid. I don't know enough about tech stuff to know if an oxygenated room is going to affect processors and shit compared to an unoxygenated room so... I'm asking if this is an actual Thing or if it's just this one guy being extra Stupid so he can die of bigger Stupid.
And I fucking LOVE that he asked some guy called Sebastian to stop every single function a human can make in the tree from working and put all control in a remote control that this one guy has... That he goes in without so he can die of Stupid. Bro really had one goal in life and that goal was to die of Stupid after being very funny and Stupid. I didn't even read the whole story and now I want to specifically to see the extent of this guy's Stupid.
I wanna make a post tomorrow that's just. Mr Burrows' Stupid Compilation. I think he deserves it. For being so fucking Stupid I've started capitalising the word Stupid in reference to him.
Anyway, every cool thing I thought was going on in the Storyteller was wrong, but I got Some Fucking Guy out of it so I guess I'm still winning lmao
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void-botanist · 10 months
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Incorrect Quote Tag
I couldn't resist @sam-glade's open tag!
Rules: use this generator to make some incorrect quotes with your characters.
I'll tag @vacantgodling, @kingkendrick7, @outpost51, @sarahlizziewrites, @autumnalwalker, and @kahvilahuhut plus an open tag (sorry not sorry I live for meme posts).
Declan: Cady is the bravest person I know. He can go into the Spirit Halloween without crying.
Cady: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than driving people wild buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos- Declan: I wrote you a poem. Cady, already crying: You did?
Isabel: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don't want to sound mean. Spinder: No, go ahead. I want to hear it. Isabel: It sucks. Spinder: That's not constructive criticism.
Rodney: I have a problem. Isabel: If it's harder than 2+2, I can't help.
Rodney, texting Isabel: Text me when you’re home safely. Isabel: I’m home dangerously. Rodney: Stop it. Isabel: I’m home lethally.
Tristan: Gil, can you help me? All of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason. Gil, wearing a hoodie that's 5 times bigger than her size: Spooky.
Cady: Why's it called an oven when you of in the cold food and you of out hot eat the food? Teagan: …What???
Michael: Let's just agree to both say we're sorry on the count of three. Michael: One… two… three. Spinder: … Michael: … Michael: See, now I'm just disappointed in both of us.
Michael, taping a knife onto a Roomba: Be free, my child. Spinder, entering the room with a small cut on his ankle: Who the f-
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lenievi · 1 year
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love that spones gets 14 kudos in like 40 hits in like five hours when Kirk&Pike fic has 14 kudos/140 hits after three months LMAO
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finiffy · 1 year
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Draven accidentally calling Clef 'dad' instead of 'sir/doctor' during mtf agent training is still my favorite concept
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thepoisonroom · 1 year
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honestly there will probably never be a more concise summation of my personality than the time i told britt i'm racist against white people who do reiki
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monster-noises · 1 year
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I know I've made like.. this exact post like four other times but it's gunna keep coming back up until I Figure It Out so.. I have been on and off thinking about the actually solid Idea I had for remaking FaHI as an Original text (along side or after FaHI Proper is written) And I think where I've ended up with it is pretty good! It captures a lot of the same themes and the bones of the thing and I like it! And Yet........ I don't think it is possible to 1 to 1 translate FaHI, it will always Loose Things, very very important things that will always make it a Completely Different Story. The same heart around the same ideas, in the broadest sense, but as soon as you take it out of exactly Where and What It Is it becomes something completely different.. Like you can't hit Any of the same story beats in the same way.. The structure of the environment is different so the way everyone interacts changes and thus shifts every important interpersonal moment.. the situation with the mold and the magic changes and changes the characters themselves in inherent ways that change how they interact with the world and each other but I have to change these things else it will be Very Obvious What This Was.. not a revolutionary concept by any means but I'm not entirely sure what to do with it.... FaHI; the fanwork is a story I Very much love and want to share as the fanwork that it is but there's a lot about FaHI that I love and Wish dearly I could share in a professional or personal context and I simply can't as much because of it's limitations as a fanwork... and I want to split the difference but ooo it always feels like I'm loosing so much.. GRAH!!
#monster noises#Also I can't figure out what to name Karl that isn't Karl cause it feels wrong for him not to be called Karl ;^;#I guess this is why most original fiction that stems from fanworks is usually something that's already been abstracted to an AU#you're already far enough removed from the source material that the necessary changes are aesthetic at best#you're not jumping straight from Canon to something Brand New#I think one of the things I'm struggling with the Most the most#is how to let Lazarus and such keep their like.. abilities#or some variation of it#without it becoming just So so obvious what the source material is#cause right now in the Original version that exists in my head#there Is some form of science/magic/Frankenstein nonsense happening#that allows Heis and Laz to Do the thing they Do#but not to the degree they do them in Village/FaHI Proper#like there's not Wornwolves.. no Auger.. Soldats kinda but not really in the same way that they are in game..#Lazarus doesn't have bad blood and Karl doesn't do Magnets because they aren't infected with Mold#and I feel like That#that lack of transformative stuff happening To them that manifests this physical sense of 'are these men or are these monsters'#makes FaHI really really Loose something that's Super important to it feeling like FaHI#like the question of 'How human are you anymore?' looses its strength when you are still.... very much 100% human#at least to me#but for real how do i keep that and not make Karl like Super obvious lmao#everyone else I can fuck around with like my Alci equivalent is not 9 foot#but Karl's gotta be Karl y'know but also he can't be Karl he's gotta be someone else dfgjsksdha#it's all very complicated I shall simply have to continue to ponder
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apollos-boyfriend · 2 years
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the funny thing is. the more i think about it. i cant even remember where the mlp fan cpurpled thing came from. and i feel like y’all are used to seeing me post about it like it’s an Accepted Thing but realistically it’s one of the most absurd bits i could have. where the hell did i even get this from. why did i start this
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peridots-pixiwolf · 1 year
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what is happening
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safyresky · 1 year
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😤😤😤
#venting in the tags don't mind me!!#dani speaks#personal#when the blog becomes the diary#y'all it is VERY HARD dealing with a narcissistic parent I gotta say!!#i am understandably very upset with my parents right now for some nonsense that went down Sunday into Monday#so I've been limiting contact and not reaching out to them unless they reach out to me to ask about my houseguest#and because growing up with them. and my MOM specifically#I KNOW that they would 100% not listen to my points or feelings or whatever#and just turn the table to be like WHAT ABOUT ME AND MY NEEDS#mom more so than dad. anyway#so this model has been working well most of the week UNTIL TODAY#in which I checked WhatsApp and saw that my dad has messaged several times to check in#i was like 😤 and replied fine#my mom send this big INFURIATING text to me#i replied in the fam chat that by fine I mean things are FINE. SATISFACTORY#NOT FINE AS IN IDC WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY CONVERSATION ENDS NOW AND HERE#BC THAT'S WHAT MOM DOES AND THAT'S WHAT SHE THOUGHT I DID SO SHE GOT ALL HUFFY WOO IS ME IN THE CHAT#so I made a v grown up reply that was basically. tldr:#I'm having a bad week and here's what's happened and I am NOT using fine to end a conversation and would appreciate space#so I can feel BAD without being made to feel bad for feeling bad#and it's v mature but LORD AM I READY TO EXPLODE#like i am talking full Jacqueline diring frostmas on main EXPLODE#IT'S SO ANNOYING TO NOT BE ABLE TO SHARE WITH PARENTS HOW YOU FEEL#KNOWING THEY DON'T GIVE A FUCK AND WANT YOU TO BE OKAY WITH THEM#GIVEN THE SITUATION HOW CAN I! FUCKEN EH#i am going to rip off my shirt and explode into 1000 tiny danis and take apart the local clocktowers
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