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GC: 1T F1NDS W4YS TO 4NN1H1L4T3 TH3 P4THS WH1CH DO NOT CONTR1BUT3 CONSTRUCT1V3LY TO 1TS OWN PROP4G4T1ON

I think this is partially true, but it can't be entirely true.

If all timelines that don't propagate reality were annihilated, then failed sessions would be completely impossible. The kids' unwinnable session would have started out as a doomed timeline.

Well... I suppose reality could occasionally permit a failed session, if that session's failure contributed to universal propagation in some other way. I've talked before about how this might actually be what's happening - how Sburb might be maneuvering these kids into a position where they can stop Lord English from destroying the universes it's trying to create.

Still, situations like this would presumably be very rare. The vast majority of sessions would contribute to propagation by directly creating a universe, so if Terezi's hypothesis was true, the vast majority of sessions should be successful.

Karkat certainly seems to think that plenty of sessions end in failure - but where's he getting his information? This might just be another case of his worldview bleeding into his understanding of the game.

For now, the average win rate of a Sburb session remains a mystery. Hopefully it won't remain one forever.

GC: 4ND 1T 1S 3QU4LLY M3RC1L3SS TO THOS3 WHO 1NH4B1T TH3M, 4ND 1N P4RT1CUL4R, THOS3 WHO C4US3 TH3M

And this is even more dubious.

Like, Sburb gave them these powers. Dave has his time machines because of Sburb. Why is he getting punished for using them as intended? If the game really abhors doomed timelines, why is it giving portable timeline-doomers to its players?

I suppose it's possible that Paradox Space is actually being managed by some force external to Sburb, so it's not actually Sburb that hates doomed timelines, but reality itself. But that just raises further questions, such as: why do universes spawn from a game that breaks the laws of the universe?

On the other hand, I'm pretty sure Terezi's just guessing, here...

GC: 1T 4PP34RS TO H4V3 4 S3NS3 OF JUST1C3, DONT YOU TH1NK?

...and they've very Terezi-flavored guesses, too.

She's been primed her whole life to think about everything in terms of justice and punishment, so she's biased towards doing so, even when it doesn't quite fit.

TG: i dunno none of this is making for a very persuasive argument that i should kill doomed me GC: BUT H3 1S GO1NG TO D13 4NYW4Y! GC: WHY NOT JUST B3 TH3 ON3 TO PUT H1M DOWN? GC: 4T TH3 V3RY L34ST, YOU COULD M4K3 SUR3 1T 1S 4 PL34S4NT D3M1S3 1NST34D OF SOM3TH1NG N4ST13R >:]

Oh, she's having fun with this, isn't she?

Like Dave said, Terezi's already seen the future, so she knows what he's going to choose. To her, his final choice doesn't really matter - the fun lies in watching him squirm.

TG: this shit youre doing now TG: this is the morbid shit i was talking about TG: its not anywhere near as endearing as you probably think […] TG: this whole thing was a ruse TG: and not even the funny kind that qualify as distactions TG: i think you got my whole timeline there in front of you and you know damn well i have no intention of killing this guy ever

Dave likes Terezi, but he's clearly getting sick of being jerked around here. He wants to know if there's a point to this - and I think he's going to be disappointed with the answer.

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pesterloglog · 6 months

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Dave Strider, Terezi Pyrope

Act 5, page 3091-3098

-- turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering gallowsCalibrator [GC] --

TG: ok

GC: WH4T >:?

TG: what do you mean what

GC: 1 M34N WH4T 4R3 YOU W41T1NG FOR!

GC: 4R3 YOU GO1NG TO JUST ST4ND TH3R3, OR 4R3 YOU GO1NG TO SUCK 1T UP 4ND 4SS4SS1N4T3 TH4T N1C3 LOOK1NG D4V3 1N H1S SL33P? >:]

TG: but

TG: you know if im going to or not

TG: its lame for you to pretend theres any element of suspense here

TG: why dont you just tell me

GC: OH 1 G3T 1T

GC: YOU W4NT TO R1S3 TO TH3 GOD T13RS 4ND B3COM3 4S GR34T 4S JOHN

GC: WH1L3 ST1LL FORF31T1NG 4LL OF YOUR D3C1S1ONS 4ND FR33 W1LL TO 4 BL1ND G1RL 1N 4NOTH3R D1M3NS1ON

GC: R34L H3RO1C, D4V3!

GC: OR SHOULD 1 S4Y

GC: SOOOO COOOOOOL >8]

TG: look i dont mind making the decision if thats whats going on here

TG: like doing the free will thing

GC: OH 1S TH4T 4 TH1NG NOW?

TG: yes how would it ever stop being a thing

TG: being a things not something it ever stopped doing

TG: i just want to know whats really going on here

TG: before i decide to start choppin off the heads of outrageously good looking snoozing dudes

GC: 1 TOLD YOU

GC: YOU N33D TO D13 ON YOUR QU3ST B3D TO R34CH TH3 GOD T13R 1N SK414 W1TH JOHN

TG: ok i know but

TG: something about this doesnt add up

TG: who is this guy

TG: i dont remember sleeping on this bed

TG: or reaching the god tier im pretty sure thats something id remember

TG: so is he from the future

TG: does this mean later im going to have to put this ugly goddamn suit back on

TG: which i thought we both agreed id retired from the wardrobe forever

TG: and then go back in time and sleep in this bed and get killed by me right now

TG: do i have the stable loop right

GC: NOP3!

TG: then what

GC: 1 C4N T3LL YOU

GC: BUT F1RST, 4R3 YOU SO SUR3 TH1S 1S TH3 SOURC3 OF YOUR H3S1T4T1ON, D4V3?

GC: K33P1NG TR4CK OF T3MPOR4L LOG1ST1CS?

TG: why wouldnt i be concerned about that

TG: if we make mistakes then dead daves start piling up

TG: and dead daves are the enemy remember

TG: says the sword holding guy whos about to add one to the pile

GC: 1M JUST S4Y1NG

GC: 1T 1SNT 34SY FOR 4NYON3 TO F4C3 TH31R OWN D34TH

GC: 3V3N 1F TH3 CONS3QU3NC3 1S TO TH31R B3N3F1T

GC: NOT 3V3N 4NY OF US M4N4G3D TO DO 1T

GC: W3LL, 3XC3PT FOR ON3

TG: who

GC: T4K3 4 WILD GU3SS!

TG: ok got it

TG: i wonder if this can finally be the conversation that doesnt deteriorate into a lot of bitching and moaning about her

GC: F1N3 >:P

TG: so if im understanding this

TG: this guy isnt from the future who came back to finish a loop

TG: and hes not from the past because id remember doing this

TG: so this isnt part of our timeline choreography at all

TG: must be from an offshoot timeline

TG: which means hes doomed

GC: Y3S

TG: ok so how did this happen where did we fuck up

GC: W3 D1DNT!

GC: SORRY 4BOUT TH1S D4V3

GC: 1T W4S TH3 B3ST W4Y 1 COULD TH1NK OF TO SHOW YOU WH4T TH1S 1NVOLV3S!

GC: YOU WOULDNT STOP BUGG1NG M3 4BOUT WHY YOUD N3V3R B3 4BL3 TO C4TCH UP W1TH JOHN

GC: 1 TOLD YOU YOU WOULDNT B3 4BL3 TO F4C3 YOUR D34TH

GC: 4ND TH4T W4SNT GOOD 3NOUGH FOR YOU! SO H3R3 W3 4R3

TG: what exactly did you do

GC: OK, R3M3MB3R WH3N YOU W3R3 4SK1NG M3 4BOUT TH1S GOD T13R STUFF

GC: 4ND HOW JOHN W4S 4BL3 TO 4SC3ND

GC: 4ND 1 TOLD YOU 1T WOULD 1NVOLV3 DY1NG

GC: 4ND YOU K3PT GO1NG ON 4BOUT 1T, SO 1 G4V3 YOU 4 CHO1C3

GC: TO F1ND OUT NOW, OR F1ND OUT L4T3R

TG: yeah i remember

TG: that seems like a long time ago already

TG: what was that like more than a day for me chronologically

GC: Y3S BUT 1T W4S ONLY 4 COUPL3 M1NUT3S 4GO FOR M3

GC: YOU F1N4LLY WOR3 M3 DOWN W1TH 4LL YOUR R3C3NT P3ST3R1NG!

GC: SO 1 S41D F1N3

GC: 4ND W3NT B4CK 4 L1TTL3 34RL13R ON YOUR T1M3L1N3 TO K1CK TH1S OFF

GC: SO TH1S 1S HOW W3 4R3 DO1NG TH1S NOW

TG: ok but you didnt actually give me a choice

TG: you just flipped a coin

GC: Y34H

GC: 4ND 1 L3FT TH3 D3C1S1ON OV3R TH3 OUTCOM3 OF TH3 FL1P 1N YOUR H4NDS! >:]

GC: M4YB3 YOU FORGOT

GC: 1 WOULDNT BL4M3 YOU S1NC3 TH3R3 H4S B33N 4 LOT TO K33P TR4CK OF

GC: BUT H3R3 1S HOW 1T W3NT DOWN

GC: YOU W3R3 STRUTT1NG 4ROUND 1N YOUR D3L1C1OUS K1W1 31GHT B4LL SU1T 4ND RUNN1NG YOUR FR3SH MOUTH 4S USU4L

GC: durp yo terezi sup sup gotta beat john gotta beat john

GC: hes got a long hood and he does wind, how can i get powers too?

GC: oops red is how i talk, my bad

GC: OH MY GOD...

GC: D4V3 TH1S 1S SO D3C4D3NT

GC: WHY D1DNT YOU 3V3R T3LL M3 HOW 4M4Z1NG 1T 1S TO TYP3 L1K3 TH1S

GC: 1 4LMOST C4NT H4NDL3 1T >:o

TG: ok stop that shit is probably like crack to you

TG: im not going to stand by and watch you fall prey to your own wild cherry apeshit apocalypse

GC: OK >:[

GC: SO 4NYW4Y, 1M L1K3 D4V3 TH4TS GO1NG TO 1NVOLV3 F4C1NG YOUR OWN D34TH

GC: 4ND 1M SORRY TO BR34K 1T TO YOU BUT 1 DONT TH1NK YOUR3 R34DY FOR TH4T

GC: SO TH3N D4V3 1S L1K3 thats so stupid bluh bluh im being difficult, and cool, word up

GC: SO 1 S4Y F1N3

GC: 1 W1LL SHOW YOU

GC: BUT ONLY 1F YOU PROM1S3 TO TH3 3X4CT T3RMS OF MY 4RR4NG3M3NT, 1N ORD3R TO PROT3CT TH3 1NT3GR1TY OF TH3 T1M3L1N3 >:]

TG: the arrangement being the coin flip thing

TG: thank god we did that otherwise wed be screwed

TG: i probably would have gone back in time and killed my own grandfather oh wait i never had one

GC: 4H, BUT 1T W4S 1MPORT4NT!

GC: YOU JUST D1DNT KNOW WH4T W4S GO1NG ON, WH1CH W4S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD

GC: 1 TOLD YOU 1 W4S GO1NG TO FL1P 4 CO1N

GC: 4ND B3FOR3 1 D1D, YOU H4D TO P1CK 4 S1D3 W1THOUT T3LL1NG M3

GC: GOOD H34DS OR B4D H34DS

GC: 4ND YOU W3R3 L1K3 hey sure terezi i will hella go along with your two face thing

GC: WH4T3V3R TH4T M34NS >:\

TG: oh yeah

GC: WH4T D1D TH4T M34N, BY TH3 W4Y

GC: WH4TS 4 TWO F4C3 TH1NG

TG: twoface is a human batman villain whos half ugly and flips coins all the time to make evil decisions

GC: OH...

GC: W3LL TH4TS K1ND OF D1SH34RT3N1NG, 1 SORT OF THOUGHT MY CO1N FL1PP1NG W4S 4 COOL 4ND UN1QU3 TH1NG >:[

TG: its ok flippin coins for reasons is still pretty badass i guess

TG: why dont you finish your story

GC: R1GHT

GC: SO TH3 CHO1C3 1F YOU R3C4LL W4S

GC: 1 COULD SHOW YOU HOW TO R34CH TH3 GOD T13R NOW

GC: OR 1 COULD SHOW YOU L4T3R

GC: 4ND YOU H4D TO 4SS1GN ON3 OPT1ON TO GOOD H34DS

GC: 4ND TH3 OTH3R OPT1ON TO B4D H34DS

GC: 4ND WH4T3V3R TH3 R3SULT OF TH3 FL1P, YOU H4D TO PROM1S3 TO DO WH4T YOU COMM1TT3D TO B3FOR3 H4ND!

GC: NO CH34T1NG 4ND CH4NG1NG YOUR M1ND, OR TH4T WOULD FUCK 1T UP

TG: right exactly

TG: so like i said before i had no choice at all i picked some options and you flipped a coin

GC: Y3S, BUT L34V1NG TH3 CHO1C3 TO YOU W4S 1MPORT4NT H3R3

GC: YOULL S33 WHY 1F YOU TH1NK 4BOUT 1T

TG: not seein it

TG: i picked good heads to mean youd show me now

TG: bad heads to mean youd show me later

TG: you said it came up bad heads

TG: so i was like ok i can wait

TG: and i did for like a whole day

TG: and now here you are showing me

TG: did i miss something

GC: Y3S

GC: YOU FORGOT TH4T TH3R3 W4S 4LSO 4N OFFSHOOT R34L1TY 1N WH1CH YOU M4D3 JUST TH3 OPPOS1T3 D3C1S1ON!

GC: TH4T W4S TH3 ON3 WH3R3 B4D H34DS M34NT 1 WOULD SHOW YOU R1GHT 4W4Y

GC: R3M3MB3R B3FOR3 TH3 FL1P, 1 1NSTRUCT3D YOU WH4T TO DO 1N TH4T 3V3NT

GC: TO GO B4CK 1N T1M3, 4ND 4W41T FURTH3R 1NSTRUCT1ON

GC: 4ND YOU D1D!

GC: H3 D1D, TH4T 1S

GC: H3 W3NT B4CK 1N T1M3, 4ND 1 TOLD H1M TO F1ND TH1S B3D 4ND GO TO SL33P

GC: 4ND TH3N FUTUR3 D4V3 WOULD COM3 L4T3R 4ND K1LL H1M, S3ND1NG H1M TO TH3 GOD T13R 1F H3 SO W1LL3D

GC: 1F H3 COULD F1ND TH3 WH3R3W1TH4LL TO GO THROUGH W1TH 1T

GC: TH3 SL33P1NG D4V3 1S TH3 DOOM3D D4V3, TH3 ON3 WHO D1DNT W41T

GC: FUTUR3 D4V3 1S YOU, TH3 ON3 WHO W41T3D

GC: 1N YOUR QU3ST, YOUR3 TH3 4LPH4 D4V3

GC: H3S YOU >8]

TG: then

TG: this is kind of useless isnt it

TG: i thought you were bringing me back here to finish a stable time loop not murder a guy you punked whos gonna die regardless

TG: whats the fucking point of giving a doomed version of myself superpowers anyway

GC: M4YB3 H3 W1LL STOP B31NG DOOM3D 4FT3R YOU K1LL H1M?

GC: M4YB3 H3 W1LL G3T TH3 D4V3 POW3RS 4ND L1V3 4 LONG 4ND COOL L1F3 NOT B31NG DOOM3D 4NYMOR3

GC: HOW WOULD YOU KNOW UNL3SS YOU T4K3 4 ST4B 4T 1T?

GC: H3H3H3

TG: its just the worst thing when you get morbid

GC: >:P

TG: anyway maybe

TG: but i kind of doubt thats how it works i mean

TG: doomed means doomed doesnt it

TG: the loopholes are only temporary like look how davesprite turned out

GC: >:[

GC: R1P MR OR4NG3 CR34MS1CL3S, M4Y H3 R3ST 1N D3L1C1OUSN3SS

TG: am i wrong in guessing that

TG: shouldnt you know better than me

GC: D4V3 WH3N 1T COM3S TO T1M3 STUFF, WHY WOULD TH3 S33R OF M1ND KNOW B3TT3R TH4N TH3 KN1GHT OF T1M3?

TG: i dont know

TG: what does being a seer of mind actually mean

GC: TH4T 1S

GC: 4 GR33334T QU3ST1ON >:]

GC: M4YB3 1F YOU TH1NK 4BOUT 1T YOU C4N F1GUR3 1T OUT YOURS3LF

TG: oh ok its someone who asks a bunch of dumb riddles i figured it out already

GC: Y34H R1GHT!!!

TG: lets not get derailed here

TG: we were talking about a serious issue and im standing over my soon to be corpse while holding a fucking sword

GC: OK, TH4T 1S F41R

GC: YOU 4R3 PROB4BLY CORR3CT 4BOUT DOOM3D MR K1W1SU1T H3R3

GC: P4R4DOX SP4C3 1S PR3TTY V1C1OUS 4BOUT PUN1SH1NG THOS3 1N V1OL4T1ON OF 1TS PL4N

TG: punishing

GC: SUR3

GC: 1T F1NDS W4YS TO 4NN1H1L4T3 TH3 P4THS WH1CH DO NOT CONTR1BUT3 CONSTRUCT1V3LY TO 1TS OWN PROP4G4T1ON

GC: 4ND 1T 1S 3QU4LLY M3RC1L3SS TO THOS3 WHO 1NH4B1T TH3M, 4ND 1N P4RT1CUL4R, THOS3 WHO C4US3 TH3M

GC: 1T 4PP34RS TO H4V3 4 S3NS3 OF JUST1C3, DONT YOU TH1NK?

TG: i guess

GC: W3LL, YOU 4SK3D WH4T 1 THOUGHT, 4ND TH4TS WH4T 1 TH1NK

GC: TH3 QU3ST1ON R3M41NS

GC: NOW WH4T??

TG: i dunno none of this is making for a very persuasive argument that i should kill doomed me

GC: BUT H3 1S GO1NG TO D13 4NYW4Y!

GC: WHY NOT JUST B3 TH3 ON3 TO PUT H1M DOWN?

GC: 4T TH3 V3RY L34ST, YOU COULD M4K3 SUR3 1T 1S 4 PL34S4NT D3M1S3 1NST34D OF SOM3TH1NG N4ST13R >:]

TG: see

TG: this shit youre doing now

TG: this is the morbid shit i was talking about

TG: its not anywhere near as endearing as you probably think

TG: even when you bracket smile after it

TG: like ok you said something fucked up but hey theres a cute face my heart just fucking melted

GC: D4V3, W3 BOTH KNOW MY BR4CK3T SM1L3S 4R3 1RR3S1ST1BL3

GC: >:] >:] >:]

TG: ok yeah youre right i just got won back over totally

TG: i think

TG: this whole thing was a ruse

TG: and not even the funny kind that qualify as distactions

TG: i think you got my whole timeline there in front of you and you know damn well i have no intention of killing this guy ever

TG: and its just a big game you set up to watch me squirm over weird mortality issues while you giggle

GC: Y34H

GC: SO?????

TG: so

TG: i guess

TG: well played??????

TG: i dont know

TG: just one question

TG: and please just drop your fucking justice riddles and be honest

TG: do i ever make the god tier

TG: like the right way

GC: V3RY W3LL, 1 W1LL STOP TORM3NT1NG YOU D4V3

GC: NO, YOU DONT

GC: BUT TH4T 1S NOT 4S B4D 4S 1T SOUNDS!

GC: L1K3 1 S41D, NON3 OF US M4D3 1T

GC: 3XC3PT FOR... OK N3V3R M1ND

GC: 1T W4SNT N3C3SS4RY! W3 W3R3 4LR34DY BR33Z1NG THROUGH TH3 G4M3 4T OUR LOW3R L3V3LS

GC: BY TH3 T1M3 W3 R34CH3D TH3 TOP OF OUR 3CH3L4DD3RS 4ND M4ST3R3D OUR FR4YMOT1FS, W3 W3R3 COMPL3T3LY DOM1N4T1NG!

GC: OK, SO TH3 3ND BOSS W4S MOR3 CH4LL3NG1NG TH4N W3 3XP3CT3D

GC: BUT BY TH3N 1T W4S TOO L4T3 TO GO B4CK 4ND DO 4NYTH1NG 4BOUT 1T, 4ND W3 H4D 4N 4RMY OF L3TH4L PSYCH1C ROBOTS TO H3LP US

GC: 1T 4LL WORK3D OUT 1N TH3 3ND

GC: WHY DO YOU TH1NK 1 H4D YOU BUY 4LL THOS3 FR4YMOT1FS?

GC: 3V3N 1F YOUR3 NOT QU1T3 WH3R3 JOHN 1S, YOUR3 ST1LL 4 PR3TTY D34DLY W34PON >:]

TG: ok

TG: then cool i guess i can live without wearing a sweet windsock hoodie and making time tornadoes or whatever

TG: i was only bugging you about it cause you were being so vague

GC: Y3S 1 KNOW

GC: 1 THOUGHT 1T W4S B3TT3R TO SHOW YOU WH4T W4S 1NVOLV3D

GC: 1TS ON3 TH1NG TO S4Y sup sup terezi help me be a god sup sup sup

GC: BUT F4C1NG 1T 1S D1FF3R3NT

GC: OUR R4C3 1S NOT 3X4CTLY UNCOMFORT4BL3 1N TH3 PROX1M1TY OF D34TH

GC: BUT 1T W4S ST1LL 4 CH4LL3NG3 W3 W3R3NT PR3P4R3D FOR

GC: 4ND TH3N

GC: J4CK K1LL3D OUR DR34M S3LV3S

GC: 4ND 1 GU3SS W3 LOST TH4T CH4NC3 FOR GOOD >:[

TG: alright then

TG: i guess thats enough of this horseshit time to move on right

GC: SUR3

GC: 1F YOU R34LLY W4NT TO L34V3 POOR DOOM3D D4V3 H3R3 TO H1S OWN D3V1C3S

TG: i dont even want to be around when he wakes up itll be weird and awkward

GC: 1 DONT SUPPOS3 1 COULD T4LK YOU 1NTO PUTT1NG H1M OUT OF H1S M1S3RY B4S3D ON TH3 R3SULT OF 4 CO1N FL1P >:D

TG: no fuck no

TG: put your fucking death coin away jesus

TG: i am forbidding you from ever flipping that coin again when youre talking to me or even thinking about me

GC: F1N3!!!! WOW D4V3

GC: SO TOUCHY 4BOUT 4 S1LLY L1TTL3 CO1N

GC: YOUR3 OV3R3ST1M4T1NG 1TS R3L3V4NC3 H3R3 4NYW4Y

GC: 1N F4CT

GC: 4FT3R 1 FL1PP3D 1T, 1 D1DNT 3V3N LOOK 4T TH3 R3SULT!

TG: what you didnt

GC: NOP3

GC: D4V3, WHY WOULD 4 BL1ND G1RL LOOK 4T 4 CO1N SH3 C4NT 3V3N S33?

GC: 1T DO3SNT M4K3 S3NS3!

TG: thats fucking idiotic

TG: you could smell a flea off a dogs balls

GC: >:\

GC: D4V3 S33

GC: TH1S SH1T YOUR3 DO1NG NOW

GC: TH1S 1S TH3 GROSS SH1T 1 W4S T4LK1NG 4BOUT

GC: 1TS NOT 4NYWH3R3 N34R 4S 3ND34R1NG 4S YOU TH1NK 4H4H4H4H4H4

TG: this is bs

TG: so ok your coinflip of death was meaningless great to know

TG: is there anything else we need to do here

TG: i sent you the money i got all the fraymotifs tell me what is there thats left besides you jerking me around

TG: probably time we chill out for a while and i get back in sync with my teammates

GC: OH Y3S, 1 KNOW

GC: YOUV3 GOT SOM3 WORK TO DO, 1 C4N T4K3 4 H1NT 4ND G1V3 YOU SOM3 SP4C3 TO DO 1T >:]

GC: J4D3 1S GO1NG TO N33D YOUR H3LP ON H3R N1C3 FROST3D M4RSHM4LLOW PL4N3T

TG: then i guess thats where ill go

GC: 4ND 1F YOU C4N F1ND 1T 1N YOUR COOLK1D H34RT NOT TO ST4Y M4D 4T M3, F33L FR33 TO G3T 1N TOUCH 4NY T1M3

TG: ok

TG: i mean

TG: im not even actually mad i just

TG: i dunno

GC: >:o

TG: i still dont really get what you did

TG: was the trick really necessary

TG: it sounds like

TG: the splitoff was a result of both possible decisions i could have made

TG: and had fuckall to do with your coin or randomness or luck

GC: 3X4CTLY!!!

GC: S33 YOU DO G3T 1T

TG: get what

GC: YOU 4SK3D WH4T 1T M34NS TO B3 TH3 S33R OF M1ND

TG: yeah

TG: and

TG: i obviously still dont know

GC: OK TH3N 1LL JUST 4SK TH1S

GC: HOW MUCH OF YOUR R34L1TY DO YOU TH1NK 1S M4D3 OF WH4TS 1N YOUR M1ND?

TG: i dont know sounds like a riddle

TG: fuck it ill just say all of it

TG: i mean that is the answer right

GC: SM4RT4SS >:P

GC: 1T 1S NOT 4 R1DDL3, 1T 1S 4 S3R1OUS QU3ST1ON, TH3R3 1S 4 B1G D1FF3R3NC3 D4V3

GC: 1F YOU S33 WH4TS 1N YOUR M1ND CL34RLY 4ND UND3RST4ND TH3 POW3R YOUR THOUGHTS H4V3

GC: TH3N YOU UND3RST4ND R34L1TY WH1L3 3V3RYON3 3LS3 1S RUNN1NG 4ROUND CONFUS3D 4ND 4NGRY 4ND UPS3T

GC: B3C4US3 TH3Y TH1NK R34L1TY 1S SOM3TH1NG H4PP3N1NG TO TH3M

GC: R4TH3R TH4N SOM3TH1NG TH3Y 4R3 M4K1NG 3V3RY MOM3NT W1TH 3V3RY THOUGHT

TG: oh ok

GC: HOW W3LL DO YOU TH1NK YOU KNOW YOUR M1ND D4V3?

TG: really well

TG: i know it biblically its an obscene nsfw spectacle

GC: H3H3H3

GC: 1 DONT KNOW WH4T TH4T M34NS BUT 1 KNOW 1T 1S PROB4BLY 4 RUD3 JOK3!

TG: means my skull is a bucket and my brains a plump fuckgrub

GC: GROSS D4V3 1S GROSS!!!

GC: BUT 1 KN3W TH4T TOO

GC: 1 KNOW YOUR M1ND B3TT3R TH4N YOU

TG: oh do you

GC: 1 4M NOT PSYCH1C, BUT 1 H4V3 TH3 S1GHT S33RS 4R3 M34NT TO H4V3

GC: 1T W4S MY ROL3 TO H4V3 1T

GC: TO T4LK TO P3OPL3 4ND S33 TH3 TUNN3LS 4ND VORT1C3S 1N TH31R M1NDS 4ND TO UND3RST4ND TH3 R34L1T13S TH3Y WOULD CR34T3 1F THOS3 THOUGHTS L34D TO 4CT1ON

GC: FOR MY 3N3M13S, 1 W4S M34NT TO BR1NG 4BOUT TH3 1NH3R3NT R3TR1BUT1ON FLOW1NG FROM TH3 R34L1TY M4D3 BY TH31R OWN 3V1L THOUGHTS

GC: 4ND FOR MY FR13NDS, TO PROT3CT TH3M FROM TH31R T3ND3NCY TO UND3R3ST1M4T3 TH3 POW3R TH31R CONFUS1ON H4S OV3R TH31R F4T3

GC: TO K33P TH3M OUT OF TROUBL3, D4V3 >:]

TG: is that what you were doing just now

GC: M4YB3 1 W4S!

GC: YOU N3V3R KNOW, S33RS 4R3 NOTOR1OUSLY CRYPT1C 1N TH31R W4YS

TG: yeah no fuck

GC: 4NYW4Y, 1TS B33N FUN D4V3

GC: 1TS B33N SO FUN B3C4US3

GC: TH3 MOR3 P3OPL3 TRY TO H1D3

GC: TH3 MOR3 TH3Y SHOW M3

GC: SO 1 GU3SS TH4TS HOW 1 KNOW

GC: 1 L1K3 YOU SO MUCH >:D

TG: man

TG: you are just

TG: some kind of knowitall arent you

TG: what else do you know

GC: HMM

GC: 1 KNOW SOM3 V3RY 1MPORT4NT TH1NGS

TG: like

GC: 1 KNOW TH4T YOU W3R3 ON TO SOM3TH1NG WH3N YOU S41D LUCK W4SNT 1NVOLV3D W1TH TH3 CO1N FL1P

TG: yeah because

TG: you didnt even look

TG: it was like

TG: schrodingers fucking coin

TG: and then

TG: it turned into schrodingers fucking dave

GC: R1CKY SCHROD1NG3R?

TG: yeah

GC: W3LL Y3S, TH4T M4Y B3 TRU3, BUT 3V3N SO 1 DO KNOW TH4T LUCK 1S 4 V3RY R34L TH1NG!

GC: FORTUN3 1S TH3 3SS3NC3 OF L1GHT, 4ND 1T SH1N3S ON THOS3 WHOV3 M4ST3R3D 1T

GC: BUT 1 KNOW SOM3TH1NG MOR3 1MPORT4NT TH4N TH1S

GC: 1T 1S 4 B1G S3CR3T

GC: M4YB3 TH3 B1GG3ST 4ND MOST 1MPORT4NT S3CR3T OF 4LL

TG: what

GC: LUCK DO3SNT 4CTU4LLY M4TT3R >8]

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