#pigeon government

[iphiclusandfriends]

That moment when an organized group made of pigeons try to claim the statue of liberty

#scp #scp foundation #scp 3095 #pigeons #birds #they shouldve succeeded #pigeon government #reblog

[kqluckity]

there is a cat there. lol

uhm

wasn't fit's cat problem solved a long time ago? do we know where they came from? because i'm starting to think they are a rebel spy now ngl

#they're like pigeons but cuter and don't work for the government but for the rebels #but idk i'm pulling shit out of my ass rn i don't remember what happened with the cats #qsmp #mcyt tag

[olivine-rain]

TV night This took over a week, this is why I'm usually too lazy to draw out my comic ideas

#art #comics #ocs #ollie #slime monster #beatrice #pigeon #nikki #mountain lion #gordon ramsay as a cat is a nod to that one ad for the lucky cat restaurant with his shadow having a cat head #that's just asking for a government assigned fursona #julian art

[livviem-009]

I just imagined Louis' reaction when Liam reveals why he and Sherly would retire now.

Louis: You're going to what now?

Liam: Me and Sherly were planning on retiring to Sussex so we can raise bees together.

Louis: Why?

Bonde at the doorway: They kept saying that they thought the cottagecore life was for them. But for some reason, they also want to raise bees.

Sherly: It isn't to bad, right.

Louis doing the impossible and not wanting to stab him with a knife: No, of course not. I can finish the papers to conceal your identity and prepare passports for you to move to Sussex.

Liam tearing up: You would do that for us.

Louis: Anything to make you happy!

Bonde: Okay, I think I'm going crazy here. *announces that Louis is no longer holding the knife to everyone at MI6 as they all gasp and some faint*

Albert and Mycroft technically already retired and are spending their honeymoon by travelling around the world.

#moriarty the patriot #yuukoku no moriarty #yuumori #sherliam #william james moriarty #sherlock holmes #albert james moriarty #louis james moriarty #mycroft holmes #alcroft #mycal #albercroft #mybert #myal #but who's gonna replace mycroft? #idk maybe the hypothetical third holmes sibling #or louis will do all the work now #poor guy #even better if it's charlie the pigeon #heck yeah pigeon runs the government

[pigeondove]

my birb lifting up her wing in da bath

#pigeon #birds are weird #government drone #my pet #birdlovers #birdblr #pet pigeon

[nickbutnodick]

why do "dangerous and functional train tracks that have killed a man" and "the federal government" and "large bodies of water that are notoriously polluted with dangerous objects" always have to keep me away from cool birds!

#/gen #i think if i run i can cross the train tracks #and i DOUBT there are any camera's surveying the government property #then again last time i assumed the cops weren't watxhing i ended up breaking the law directly next to a functional security camera #so i probably shouldnt do that again #three pigeons in a trench coat

[daydadahlias]

https://www.tumblr.com/jortsbian/734457094330253312/the-funniest-meltdown-ive-ever-had-was-in-college

workshop by daydadahlias vibe

im crying

#i need to include these emojis in a fic #also the 'by daydahdahlias' makes me scream for some reason #i love being told my government name #pigeon #like yes that's my royal title. #anon

[usedpartyhat]

Archie asked me how pigeons being government spies work so let me tell you 1st of all pigeons are every where why? To STEAL your identitys 2nd of all the government puts chips in there eyeballs when they are little babys and send them out when they are grown these chips allow them to see through the pigeons eye 3rd of all thats why you rarely see baby pigeons cuz they are with the government getting chips implanted into there eyes...@cloakered

#Pigeon #Pigeon theory #Government spies #Hope this explains #I mean #Its kinda #Obvious 2 me

[loronoazoro]

The fact that after all the fighting and trauma and near-death experiences of Enies Lobby Luffy still refers to Lucci as “pigeon guy” 

#one piece #one piece spoilers #one piece manga #luffy's like hmm whats that? the guy who nearly killed me and destroyed my crew? #the one that works for the government and can turn into a leopard? #oh the PIGEON DUDE #weeb on side

[treesareppltoo]

#bird #birds #lol #funny #meme #haha #teehee #birds arent real #government spy #pigeon #street chicken #silly bird

[the-dustwastes]

Whoever asked "if a tree fell and no one was there to hear, did it really make a sound" are idiots. It obviously makes no sound.

But they are always there

They are always listening

They are always watching

If you think you are alone, you aren't.

Mastubate to assert your dominance, T-pose, get railed in the ass, be a chaotic little gremlin, do whatever.

Let them know you are the one watching them.

Put the fear of death into those smug bastards

#196 #screw the government spy birds #sir pigeon is a snitch #he still gets pets though #but not the forest lurkers #they get the firing squad for using the gamer word

[pigeonclaw]

First a mountain lion, now raccoons. Who keeps bringing these North American animals into Britain to terrorize the local feral cats. Very rude.

#darktail says people were keeping raccoons as pets and that made me wonder about whether that's legal lol #in the US it's very much illegal to keep a raccoon because they're one of the top three rabies vectors #of course it's illegal to keep any wild animal without a license but i think even those with that license aren't supposed to keep raccoons #it's been years since learning this stuff in college though so i could be wrong #anyway the reason why i wonder is bc also in the US there is an exception for keeping wild animals as pets #and that is invasive species! the government doesn't care one bit if you capture starlings or pigeons bc they're not from here #(technically pigeons are feral — not wild) #so in the case of raccoons getting out into europe. that's an invasive species. are they fair game? they are still huge rabies vectors #ngl when reading about these cats having bite wounds from the raccoons i was instantly like ''uh oh rabies'' lol #ps i know it's been said at some point that warriors isn't set anywhere in particular. but come on. #every other animal in this series lives in britain. except wolves which are extinct there #but it's neat to think of wolves being successfully reintroduced to the island. maybe they can terrorize the feral cats next lol

[badolmen]

Obsessed w the dream I had this morning about bird spies.

#ra speaks #personal #very pixar feeling but with a guardians of gahoole level of violence and cruelty #humanity like up and disappeared for no reason and a bird society quickly filled the gaps #so there’s governments and class divides that run between ‘the wild birds’ and the ‘feral pets’ #so like song birds/etc. are the respected wild birds but pigeons/hawks used in hunting are ‘feral pets’ that are less well off #worldbuilding aside the main character is a passenger pigeon #there was some human project to revive the species but after they disappeared the population couldn’t sustain itself #they canibalized their parents as they hatched bc there was no other food in the rookery and there was a cage around it #until she was the last egg laid and hatched who ate her parents bodies alone after they died #she would have died that first year if this old crow called kanuk didn’t find her cage and drop food into it #they talked and she learned about the outside world from him and he tried to figure out the mechanism to open her cage #but it required a keycard he couldn’t find #one day he stopped visiting and as the days passed she grew hungry and weak #until like this team of specialized human intelligence recovery birds investigated the research building and found her cage outside #there was this yellow crownedkinglet called martyn who found her and took her into intensive care #fast forward a few years (idk birds live longer now) and she’s part of a team w martyn and other birds to recover human data for the gov #they’re on some mission to get this thumbtack that’s a secret memory stick from these rich birds #there’s this long fight/flight scene w the cork board the tack is pinned to and the rich bird’s security thinks they’re trying to steal like #the tax documents that would implicate their employers in massive fraud when all they want is the tack #it’s a little ridiculous like there’s a bald eagle guard holding up one end and two hawk agents holding the other while the smaller birds #fight it out #one of the guards gets injured and the pigeon and the medic (a stellar sea eagle named Stella) get separated w him #they liked crashed into an abandoned sky scraper that birds haven’t renovated for themselves yet #Stella treats the guards wounds and he’s surprised they don’t kill him/leave him to die #the pigeon finds a cork board w a tack identical to the one they need to steal #so the two rejoin the fight and do a pass off w martyn who has the real tack but isn’t strong enough to pick it off the cork board #Stella crashes into the board to break it along a crack sending everything flying long enough for martyn and the pigeon to swap out the tack #and then the team scatters while the guards try and collect all the paperwork stuff #as Stella and the pigeon fly back together Stella gets a ping that tells her martyn got injured/stopped flying

[meadowfairiess]

@sevikasleftpussyflap this b!tch 😭💀

#stop harassing me pls #are you with the government? #i think you are #why did you know so much about that damn pigeon holder #go fix your squash #it’s lonely #just like you and your love life #👹

[negpos-comments]

Is it possible to prove that PM Seymour is real?

Like, maybe he's just a shared hallucination.

Maybe that's why we all read tumblr posts in his voice.

PROVE ME WRONG! DO IT! YOU CAN'T, CAN YOU? He's a larger than life being that encompasses our time on tumblr of course he's not gonna be real!

#glebnarush #chaos #what the fuck am i doing #embrace the absurd #my thoughts #random thoughts #unexpected thoughts #carrier pigeon #wacky #delirium #random #this is a cry for help #what the fuck #nonsense #idk #pmseymourva #pspspsps #also if this gets on a pmseymour video im gonna drink til i can't feel feelings #I still need to track down the magical upside down lesbians from outer space that run the shadow government of the Untied Provinces of hell

[phantom-fleetways]

Feeling insane. Flickies are actually an invasive species within Sonic's world. Who have the ability to harness Chaos Energy. Making them basically super important to Eggman. Hence why in the modern Era we see very little to almost no animals in the majority of the games.

So birds aren't real at all in Sonic, huh? First the Aliens, now the Interdimentional birds. How is Mobius even functioning anymore???

#phantoms #sonic the hedgehog #sth #flickies #this has ZERO back up to it #a friend and me were just chatting about how its weird that basically only Flickies exist in modern Sonic games #leading up to come to the conclusion that they are A) Invasive #and B) Birds do not exist in Sonic games #like Pigeons are actually not real in Sonic and if they do exist thw Odds that the US Government/GUN did it is astronomical #i am fully aware Sonic Adventure 1 2 and Unleashed might puncture holes in this #but idk why you taking an insane no evidence thought seriously #no this doesn't NOT account for the Classic Era on purpose #because this is SOLELY about the modern games