#90s men own me

[texaschainsawmascara]

Adam Sandler, ‘93

#90s men own me #adam sandler #uncut gems #50 first dates #the wedding singer #the waterboy #happy gilmore #snl #saturday night live #billy madison #airheads #90s #big daddy #little nicky #punch drunk love #anger management #the longest yard #click #hotel transylvania #hustle

[aquamonstra]

If I had my way Generations would have been a 20 minute movie.

Data pushes Crusher off the boat and EVERYBODY LAUGHS BECAUSE THAT WAS HILARIOUS. PERFECT SETUP. A+ PRANK. SHE WAS FINE. WHEN YOU LARP YOU SIGN UP FOR THE ASSOCIATED RISKS. EVERYBODY PAT'S DATA ON THE BACK AND SAYS "GOOD JOB BUD, YOU UNDERSTAND COMEDY."

No desire to install the emotion chip. It stays locked forever in the weird little shrine he made for it.

Data quickly disarms and apprehends Soran the MILISECOND Geordi's life is threatened.

Every subsequent crisis of the movie is averted. The Duras sisters are still out there but who gives a fuck bc they're all boobs no brains. Jim gets to live happily ever after in the wave.

-Fin-

#those writers were the unfunniest fucks in the world #jesus christ why were 90s men so cringe #literally data pushing bev off the boat was the FUNNIEST PART OF THE MOVIE #you're going to tell me that's not funny?? fuck you #get educated #the emotion chip could have been cool but clearly the writers cant handle their own emotions #star trek generations #star trek tng #star trek data #emotion chip

[peppermint-pimp]

Oh no not Chen Yi, Chile.... THAT better not have been ol' girl that did the shooting!!! I will fight her. Is she tryna catch herself taking revenge? I will hang her head on a pike!!!!!!!!!¡!¡ UGHHHHHHHHHHH I'm gonna be sick all week... They had to hit us with the bullshit huh

#also y'all gone give me ol men love on the last episode?? #i want their own series... i want to know boss and his boss😏 story #like how they met #when they fell in love #i am a lone stan of Ol men BL i need moooore #i need to know what they doing when they not doing gang shit #also does next week have to be the last episode? #cause i have ideas and suggestions #Wait till my super powers kick in and I can enter the kiseki universe. #i will fight whoever it is of i don't get my happy ending #kiseki: dear to me #if next week's episode is not longer than 90 minutes i will riot

[greasydumbfuck]

i dropped the show after episode 3 but whenever i see one of these gifs with netflix frank drinking bottled beer due to recent happenings my brain blasts the fucking cerveza cristal jingle and it is miles funnier than anything in the actual show

#marvel #the punisher #frank castle #jon bernthal #to be honest i did not fuck with the show like at all its just not that good guys #love the microfrank i never expected to get toxic old men yaoi not after what they had going on in the 90s show but like #the microfrank doesnt make up for the fact that the rest of the show makes me go insane coocoo in a bad way #sobbing my own post is gonna be hidden from me cuz i have the jon tagged blocked in hopes of reduing posts about the show

[toxooz]

yo question: what do you think.......about ghostsoap? i ~personally~ think its dope esp cuz of all of their banter throughout mw2, ESPECIALLY in the las almas mission, but i know that it might not be everyones cup of tea.........but what do YOU think? (no judgement btw if you hate it with every fiber of your being, im just curious <3)

i do be givin the ghostsoap tag the ol peekaroo every once in a while u got me

yeah i fuck with it! as far as war hardened traumatized emotionally constipated grown ass men go i think they got good chemistry 👌😤 and i was giggling kicking my feet twirling my hair at the dumb back n forths they did in the alone mission sksksksk

#maaaaaaybe ill draw fanart of them eventually #when soap is turned into a qUiRkY enthusiastic twink that weights 90 pounds with a mohawk longer than my own hair is when i exhaustedly #sigh but thats just me personally so put down the damn pitchforks #that is a whole ass man who kills people can we please #esp with how he looked in the previous games like giRLLL #like so many grown ass men ships where one of them inevitably gets turned into an obnoxious twink what can ya do #BUT HEY if thats ur style then thats ur style who am i at the end of the day sksksk #when theyre drawn right boy howdy it rolls my socks up n down 😳

[mejomonster]

Does anyone who washes their face with just water, not product cleansers, have any skincare routines they'd be up for sharing? What works for you?

#rant #skincare #look i wrote a big rant then didnt post it #but needless to say. i know a decent portion of men and kids and ppl who dont need makeup remover #definitely are washing face with just water #but when i looked up ANY SKINCARE TIPS THIS WEEK #all the results included cleansing face 1-2 times a #day with a product AND acted shocking if they implied even one of those two washes Maybe is better #for ur skin if its just water. no kidding! over cleansing can often dry skin and be one of the #causes of skin barrier damage! #im trying to heal my skin barrier and i am not using cleanser #1 because all soaps alchohol containing products saliyic acid type drying studf turn my skin red itchy and dry #(im very sensitive to stuff that dries skin). and 2 my oil cleanser which id normally use yo remove coverup makeup #i dont think totally rinses from water. which creates its own acne isse #so ive stopped all coverup makeup for now as that causes acne in me if not removed #and i know water wont fully remove it (it will remove like 80-90% thkugh cause i buy #non waterproof water base concealer exactly SO it will come off easier if i wash with water) #my point is im wearing NO makeup rn. so i just need a routine to put on moisturizer to heal skin #without making my skin worse. #i know a decent chunk of ppl gotta be doing routines like mine. how did They heal their skin barriers and deal with #irritations causing redness and fixing that ToT

[sixohsixoheightfourtwo]

re: what fandom 'a little life' came from, my immediate knee-jerk thought was "backstreet boys." i have absolutely no basis for this other than Terminally Online Brain Worms esp bc..........there are 5 of those boyband fellas and as far as i remember only 4 main characters in that book lmfao. what can i say. the boyband angle feel right

yeah i'll incorporate that into my belief system

#fandom life #total speculation!!!!!! but i love it! #a little life #Ok but fr i think the time period of peak bsb rpf fits HY's age group #Also the (initial) thing of we are a group of successful handsome men all just kind of hanging out .. is very boyband au rpf .. #the nebulousness of the setting (in time period etc) is very fanfictiony to me the thing of everyone being successful in different fields #very fanfictiony #And one of them has a horribly traumatic backstory... classic fanfic trope! tho taken to extremes here. who here remembers #the 'rape recovery' fanfic trope. HY said what if that.. but no recovery . which sure is a valid artistic choice a valid question. #what if someone DIDNT get better. but full disclosure i could NOT finish this book i really felt i had to stop for my own safety . #as if people don't not get better all the time u know??? and as that one reviewer said . WHO in the world of this book #WOULDNT become a crystal meth addict. etc. there's no legit way out and that's a total authorial construction. #anyway i do actually think she's a skilled writer but i did not feel the compulsion to finish this book that so many ppl have felt #built different i guess. just walk out! #if you're a normie who never read any absurdly ott h/c fanfiction i guess it hit different tho! #mangoamango #asks #i welcome furhter speculation.... i always thought it was possible it was some band i'd never heard of or some 90s manga i never read #I did manage to read her first book 'the people in the trees' and yes i would describe it as 'good' #but it's like . imagine an ursula le guin book but evil

[zefforuins]

-/&;3;

#made myself mad thinking abt characters and things that don’t matter yet again #going to type my thoughts out here and then distract myself so I get over it LMAO #anyway. a heem heem #at the end of the day it does not matter. how people draw fictional characters. I can always find artists who draw them how I like and I do #but. because I am in a bad mood today. I just think that people who. draw Jason Todd like. really skinny. drives me insane #not necessarily just like the existence of it cause I am used to it but like when it’s him with other characters who are also skinny #I’m like hey why is he the same body type as his 17 year old brother? #and listen. Gotham knights Jason is not my favorite Jason #they fucked up his hair real bad. he looks older than he should according to when the game takes place. but whenever I see someone comment #on his build in the game?? I’m baffled. it’s pissing me off at this point tbh. like I’m sorry 1. not everyone is a size 0 just because you #find it hot. and 2. do you seriously expect. the character who’s whole think is being very strong. and beating people up nightly. #who’s fighting style is much heavier than his acrobat brothers style. to…be skinnier than said brother? #genuinely I think that gk Jason is generally how Jason SHOULD be built 99% of the time. like AK Jason and GK Jason. that’s peak #and it’s always ppl who like. when you look thru their art that body type is the ONLY body type they draw. and I’m like 🤨🤨🤨 is this like #bleeding into fatphobia territory now? not that gk Jason is fat because he VERY much isn’t. but they just draw character sooooooo skinny #as if their whole deal isn’t being physically strong!!! #atp I would rather every character look like 90s xtrme comics drawn by 40 yr old men where their arms are bigger than their heads and you #can see every muscle cause at least it makes somewhat more sense given their jobs ･_･ even tho it is ridiculous in its own way #my post #and it is my least fav comic art style LMAO #but anyways #nothing matters and I surround myself with love and light and I and the smartest person in the world who knows more about my favs than them #<3

[arlo-venn]

I can’t believe I live in a three dog household where Arlo is the least problematic and the most angelic of the bunch

#so proud of how far he’s come #he’s not been reactive in years #he is still fear aggressive with 90% of dogs and 100% of men but I don’t see either of those as flaws #his man hatred has saved my life on more than 3 occasions #his favorite kind of dog: tiny boys (if neutered) #we have a tiny neighbor named Digger and he gets very excited to see him when they’re in the yards at the same time #and it’s so healing to see him play bowing at a dog after all he’s been through #but I can’t let him play bc Digger’s mom is kind of unsettling and I think her vibe would set Arlo up for failure #he wouldn’t hurt digger but he might get snarly if diggers mom makes him nervous #so they just say hi through the fence #he does NOT like juni #he is indifferent to banjo but she doesn’t really like him so he’ll lunge and growl if she comes near (there are no instances where #they interact at all dw) #me n Arlo live in the basement with our own set of doors #Juni n banjo live upstairs #my cats get free rein of the whole house EXCEPT as of recently since Juni is turning out to not be very good with cats #so now they’re in the basement with us during the day when the upstairs dogs are home #free reign at night and while Tyrell and thom are working #the Juni with cats thing is actually sort of bizarre— she’s only iffy with them when I (their parent) is around #she gets VERY upset if i pet Ottilie in front of her #resource guarding maybe? but she doesn’t resource guard me from banjo like she does w Tyrell #Juni is complex #banjo is an enigma and hard to read #I love them all even if they’re all a lil nutty #banjo and Juni are reactive #Juni only while on leash #she’s making progress #I haven’t walked banjo in a while so I’m not sure where her progress there lies #but she’s still reactive in the yard #anyway I’m proud of Arlo

[lesovoj]

i cant believe i have to go on a "coffee date" with a guy tomorrow just cause i dont wanna make things awkward since i have to see him at my work out place/group 3 times a week and he asked me out. dude not only im a lesbian but my thoughts are only jimin and his solo album i do not care about you one bit im sorry😭

#it is so weird ppl even perceive me when im just in my own world 90% of the time #also the only guy i would ever go out with would be park jimin and even that would be platonic so what does that tell you lmao #i just want a cute girlfriend thats all wish men would leave me alone

[websitewizard2005]

gilbert and jimmy, february 1999.

#NEW OC HAHAHA #i made him because i’m lonely and sad plus losing my faith in people! #his name is jimmy nickel and he’s just really fucking nice #my friend suggested i name him nickel because gilbert’s last name is quarters and i was just like yeah fuck it that’s funny #jimmy & gilbert meet in college and jimmy is like in love with gilbert #and gilbert is like oh god i’m not used to guys being romantically interested in me AND caring about my feelings #bro at this point i’m just using gay men in the 90s to process my own life #my ocs #we’re just young #gilbert quarters #jimmy nickel #tried a slightly different art style for this & i really love how it came out just ignore the couch

[skeletalheartattack]

Great taste

Funny

Hot damn zarbon WAS gnc as FUCK huh

wadda hell.. great taste AND funny...? wuh, who mee? 😳👈

no but seriously thank you!!! 🌺🍀🌼

and absolutely in love seeing people react to zarbon the same way i do :) but YEAH what a fucking icon he is... an absolute gnc prince omg...

#ask #anon #now idk if folks think the same way i do about his monster form. ohhh girls 💅 ohhh you have no idea... love him entirely.... #i learned about him from dbz budokai 1 (huh. i wonder why i want that game back from my cousin so badly 🙄) #DBZ was my brothers thing so i only saw a few episodes as a kid. and dbz budokai 1 was the game i owned personally #and i learned DBZs lore mostly from that game. also probably why i had a harder time remembering the buu saga. since its not in that game #but like. playing through the vegeta segments of budokai 1's story mode and seeing zarbon for the first time???? #oh some wires crossed the moment i saw him babes... and then he did his monster transformation #''oh hes super neat :) probably wont affect me in the future though'' it did babes and it shows #fell in love with that dude On Sight. (and im oh so normal about it) #hes also probably the reason im bisexual. like i imagine my tastes would be a lot different if i didnt see him in that moment #listen... blue skin. green long hair in a braid. pink arm warmers. thigh highs with his thighs peeking out. his jewelry... #hes so gnc omg... 🙄👋 (fanning myself off) #i hope one day to own some arm warmers like those they look comfy as hell and ive always felt that way #anyway lets take a step out of my brain because its like a sauna in there okay? #i appreciate you like my tastes though anon :) #i imagine if i made an entire chart of every character and made it without the concept of judgement lurking around the corner #youd probably see some characters on there like ''oh. i see. alright sure it makes sense. i think'' #but hm yknow? looots of men on that chart. like its like 80-90% men #i just think thats interesting is all :) #and we gotta pin it all back to one character 🤗 #oh but alas... toriyama had to give him permanent tummy hurt... 😔😭 #listen. i will talk your ear off about zarbon. i feel so bad for all my mutuals who have to hear me gush on and on #BUT THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE ASK ANON!!! #i love seeing the asks so far that mention zarbon. like yeah i guess ive slutted out about him just enough for that to make sense #but thank you for giving me your thoughts :)

[inkskinned]

i got rickrolled today but it didn't work because i have adblocker installed, so youtube just told me i violated the terms of service. yesterday i was trying to edit a picture as a joke for my girlfriend, and google made me check a box to prove i'm human because i wasn't "searching normally".

it isn't just that capitalism is killing fun and whimsy, it is that any element of entertainment or joy is being fed upon by this mosquito body, one that will suck you dry at any vulnerability.

do you want to meet new friends in your city? download this app, visit our website, sign up for our email list. pay for this class on making a terrarium, on candlemaking, on cooking. it will be 90 dollars a session. you can go to group fitness, but only under our specific gym membership. solve the puzzle, sign up for our puzzle-of-the-month-club. what is a club if not just a paid opportunity - you are all paying for the same thing, which makes you a community.

but you're like me, i know it - you're careful, you try the library meetings and the stuff at the local school and all of that. the problem is that you kind of want really specific opportunities that used to exist. you are so grateful for libraries and the publicly-funded things: they are, however, an exception - and everything they have, they've fought tooth-and-nail to protect. you read a headline about how in many other states, libraries have virtually nothing left.

do you want to meet up with your friends afterwards? gift your friends the discord app. you can choose to go to a cafe (buy a coffee, at least), a bar (money, alcohol) or you can all stay in and catch a movie (streaming) or you can all stay in bed (rent. don't get me started) and scream (noise complaint. ticket at least).

you want to read a new book, but the book has to have 124 buzzwords from tiktok readers that are, like, weirdly horny. you can purchase this audiobook on audible! your podcast isn't on spotify, it's on its own server, pay for a different site. fuck, at least you're supporting artists you like. the art museum just raised their ticket price. once, they had a temporary exhibit that acknowledged that ~85% of their permanent art galleries were from cis white men, and that they had thousands of works by women (even famous women, like frida! georgia o'keefe!) just rotting in their basement. that exhibit lasted for 3 months and then they put everything away again.

walmart proudly supports this strip of land by the street! here are some flowers with wilting leaves. its employees have to pay out-of-pocket for their uniforms. my friend once got fined by the city because she organized a community pick-up of the riverfront, which was technically private property.

no, you cannot afford to take that dance class, neither can i. by the way - i'm a teacher. i'm absolutely not saying "educators shouldn't be paid fairly." i'm saying that when i taught classes, renting a studio went from 20 bucks an hour to 180 in the span of 6 months. no significant changes to the studio were made, except they now list the place as updated and friendly. the heat still doesn't work in the building. i have literally never seen the landlord who ignores my emails. recently they've been renting it out at night as an "unusual nightclub; a once-in-a-lifetime close-knit party." they spent some of those 180 dollars on LEDs and called it renovating. the high heels they invite in have been ruining the marley.

do you want to experience the old internet? do you want to play flash games or get back the temporary joy of club penguin? you can, you just need to pay for it. i have a weird, neurodivergent obsession with occasionally checking in to watch the downfall and NFT-ification of neopets. if i'm honest with you all - i never got into webkins, my family didn't have the money to buy me a pointless elephant. people forget that "being poor" can mean literally "if i buy you that toy, i can't afford rent."

you and i don't have time to make good food, and we don't have the budget for it. we are not gonna be able to host dinner parties, we're not made of money, kid. do you want some kind of 3rd space? a space that isn't home or work or school? you could try being online, but - what places actually exist for you? tiktok counts as social media because you see other people on it, not because they actually talk to you.

there was a local winter tradition of sledding down the hill at my school. kids would use pizza boxes and jackets and whatever worked, howling and laughing. back in september, they made a big announcement that this time, rules were changing, and everyone must pay 10 dollars to participate. when im not scared shitless, i kind of appreciate the environmental irony - it hasn't gone below 40. so much for snow & joyriding.

i saw a bulletin for a local dogwalking group and, nervous about making a good first impression, showed up early. the first guy there grimaced at me. "sorry," he said. "there's a 30-dollar buy-in fee." i thought he was joking. wait. for what? the group doesn't offer anything except friendship and people with whom to walk around the city.

he didn't know the answer. just shrugged at me. "you know," he said. "these days, everything costs money."

#spilled ink #warm up #“why did u tag it warm up” bc i wrote it off the cuff while drinkin coffee lol #btw the 30 dollar buy in for the dog walking is bc they pay the organizer a small pittance so she can #run fb ads and stuff and like she does put in a lot of work i don't mind paying her #but that's exactly what im fucking talking about like. #ppl can't afford to volunteer their time anymore and we all understand it!!! everything costs money for everyone! #like we didn't have to use to say ''do you mind paying me back for the stuff we ate'' #we used to be able to afford to feed our friends once in a while!!!

[sovaharbor]

canon does not take advantage of the fact that warren and emma are both hot rich blondes who are catty in their own ways. why are they not besties. WHY.

#summer's text tag #if they actually canonically hate each other or something dont look at me my knowledge of x-men is like. the 60s. brief 70s/80s bits. #and those bits are 99% all about warren. #and then the 90s. because gen x. and then the 00s. because academy x. and then the 10s-now. thats all ive got. #and so if warren and emma actually hate each other i dont know about it and to be so frank with u i dont care. bc in my head. #rich business-people genuinely fear walking into a party and seeing those 2 standing together. bc they know nobody is walking out w/o share #being sold to them. like this is it they're losing 20% of their stakes in their own company. it's been a nice run but it's over for them no

[7yearsofdele]

If Doucoure doesn’t hit Kane in the face, Kane can’t dive to the floor like he’s been shot.

It’s like that time Coco got Martial sent off. If Martial doesn’t react, he can’t get sent off.

#I swear I’ll be 90 years old and still talking about that Oscar winning performance from coco #but seriously you have to take some responsibility for your own actions #‘he made me do it’ doesn’t cut it when you are grown arse men really #tottenham hotspur #football

[strangeandun-muse-ual]

So the most important question I inevitably have when I start a new RP blog is "which sailor scout is this character"

And to go ahead and do that now:

Vox:

Chaz:

#look there weren't a lot of good options for these awful fucking men #so kind-hearted girl genius for vox it is #she does have the computer that has the robocop directives on it so there's that #with chaz it feels like a self-own as someone who is a ride-or-die minako stan and considers her the one i identify with most #but there was that episode in season 4 where she goes on the archie comics style simultaneous date with 2 arc villains #and treats her ability to balance both of them as a profound heroic obstacle she needs to overcome #and that does feel very chaz to me #if i had to pick a general bssm character outside the senshi i would go with jadeite for vox though #he was really all about starting Evil Small Businesses #with chaz.................................. probably tiger's eye #aka The Worst Sailor Moon Villain but you know that also fits for Chaz #anyway this has been your weekly post about me being extremely normal about a 90s magical girl show for babies #[ooc] spacy speaks