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khoipyan · 2 years

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shaken and stirred!

(GI) diona!like reader x octavinelle trio

(diona is a character from genshin impact. for more information, you refer to this wiki page.)

warnings; gn!reader, reader is not diona herself, just similar. READER WILL NOT BE A CHILD LIKE DIONA! can be seen as platonic or romantic, im not writing about diona!reader's daddy issues im sorry :sob: reader is not stated to have cat features in this (ears, tail), sorry :( i can write for a partial cat reader sometime else though ^_^

notes; im very tired and sleepy skull BUT I LIKED THIS IDEA TOO MUCH TO PASS IT UP LMKODHIUHD i got a bit too self indulgent in azul’s whoopsies ALSO THERES AN OMORI REFERENCE IN ONE OF THE PARTS!! see if you can find it >:)

azul ashengrotto

you can... mix anything into a drink and it'll still taste good? even butterflies, conches and lizard tails..? well, you know... if you need a job—

first thing he does once he hears about this is try to get you to do a contract with him, of course! you don't want your magic, and he can give you something you actually want. however you just narrow your eyes at him, cross your arms and sigh. this isn't magic; it's actually a curse.

is appalled at the fact you could call such an ability, a skill! a curse. he would die to have that skill. however, he softens just a bit when he hears your story.

"when i was younger, i believed in the spring fairy. i spoke my feelings and poured out my soul to the moon reflected on the water's surface... on my seventh birthday, i heard a voice talk to me. surprise surprise, it was the fairy herself! that was the day i received the blessi— i mean, curse." you explained.

it was silent for a few seconds.

"you don't have to believe me, but you're the one who aske— STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!"

besides your curse of making the best drinks ever, your tsundere-like personality really confuses him. VERY.

you offered to walk him to his dorm one time while you both were hanging out in the library, fearing that he may get lost or something of sorts. when he told you that he was fine by himself, you shot him with a:

"whatever! i wasn't worried at all, i just wanted to make sure nothing happened to you so that you wouldn't blame me."

...????././??

azul has yet to understand by what you mean with your confusing and contradicting sentences, but he's willing to try! after all, you seem to care for him with actions, not words.

jade leech

you picked the wrong guy to be a tsun-tsun with, i'm telling you that.

picks up an interest with you right away, but keeps it confidential to himself for a week or two before approaching you to learn more.

the first time you two met is when he caught you scheming how to take down the wine industry... in which you told him to leave immediately.

“oh? what do we have here?”

"H-HUH? DON'T LOOK AT MY PLANS! AAAGHH, GET OUT-"

although he knows it’s probably not possible, jade has to admit that he admires your burning rage passion in taking down the wine industry.

haha, remember what i said about him being the wrong guy to be a tsundere with? well, he teases you SO much and pretends to be a complete saint about it. you absolutely CANNOT catch a break from him but hey, you brought this upon yourself!

(not really, but we all know how jade is…)

he notices very quickly under all the light slaps to his arm and the ‘cross arms and turn away’ motions that you seem to care about him very deeply. how interesting.

and for this, this must be what he loves the most about you.

…

oh well, it’s a shame that the show must go on. after realizing this (which doesn’t take too long), he uses it as even MORE material to tease you with.

jade feigns sadness, but it’s getting hard not to crack a smile at your exasperated expression. “i thought you were concerned about me getting hurt just now, were you not?”

“SCREW. YOU! I HOPE A PIANO FALLS ON YOU!”

“ouch. so hurtful… at least you didn’t wish that i had fallen down the stairs.”

floyd leech

just like his twin brother, floyd's interest with you is almost instant. you can make beverages out of anything? even the most nastiest things to ever exist? and your personality makes you even BETTER for him to target you.

when he heard about your ability, he absolutely convinced you to make drinks with him and give it to the people at mostro lounge. one, he wanted to see if it was true. two, MAYBE he needed an excuse to slack off from work.

to floyd’s surprise, it was true; anything you made into a drink was surprisingly delicious. floyd even had to try it for himself, because even he doubted you for a second.

tries convincing you to join mostro lounge. aww, why not?? come ooon! you can make money, make delicious drinks for customers AND he gets to mess around with you on shifts!

he laughs when you tell him about your plans to destroy the wine industry.

what’s so funny, floyd? stop laughing! this is a serious matter—

so playful yet teasing with you, especially seeing how annoyed and frustrated you get when he does something that even slightly inconveniences you.

“give me my textbook back!” you’re chasing after floyd in the halls. it’s bad to run, but you need your book back!

“when you catch me!” floyd responds, running at a fast pace.

ultimately thinks it’s so cute to see you deny how you care for him. floyd is smarter than he makes out to be, he knows. he acknowledges the times you get flustered when he compliments you, or the worried glances you spare him when he’s having a bad day.

he appreciates you so much! even if you do punch him a bit hard sometimes, he’ll always be sure to playfully bite back (but be more gentler, of course).

— due to be edited at anytime —

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homu-san · 10 months

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Dreadful Stories

Old Jack here with another ghastly tale inspired by Sage's Island's most unfortunate school. I'm calling it...

THE SURPRISE ENDING OF VIL SCHOENHEIT!

As a young star, Vil was famous for his looks.

Now at 18, he was all washed up. A has-been.

But in a lucky break, he'd been asked to showcase his signature look at a local convention for aspiring celebrities. It was just the boost his career needed!

Unfortunately, his looks hadn't aged well.

"Mmm. Getting better." "I think you just need the right motivation."

His biggest fan ( And right-hand man)

Rook was about to demonstrate when-

YAAAARGGGH!

"Now that was a great scream."

It was one of Vil's dormmates. He'd apparently gotten food poisoning and had to be rushed to the infirmary due to something Epel did.

"What was I meant to do? He was picking on me!"

"That's not a reason to give them food poisoning!"

So Vil got stuck at the dorms to teach Epel a lesson. His convention comeback was canceled.

RAAAAAGHH!

"Ok, I'm hearing frustration but I'm not hearing terror. What if I tried-"

*A GANG OF HOODLUMS IN HALLOWEEN MASKS HAVE BEEN TERRORIZING SAGE'S ISLAND TONIGHT! POLICE ARE URGING RESIDENTS TO-*

CRASH!

"That came from the basement!"

"You're right!" "Also, I loved your delivery on that."

"Why is the basement door locked?" "Because Epel likes to use it to sneak out."

"There's a key hidden in the music box. The secret is to keep winding... and winding... Until finally, the key pops out."

"Thanks, Roi de Poison." "I'll be back in a sec."

Twenty minutes later, Rook hadn't returned.

So Vil went to look for him. Right on cue.

He reached for the music box...

And as he wound the key, he listened for Rook but the dorm was silent.

He found one of Rook's arrows and imagined the worst.

*...THE GANG'S LEADER IS THE INFAMOUS HOOKMAN KILLER, DR. KARL HAMEL, WHO IMPALED AND ATE HIS FAMILY TEN YEARS AGO TONIGHT.*

The old fridge rattled and grew still.

ROOOAAAAAR!!!

"Oh dear!"

KRAK!

"AAAGHH!"

"Rook?!" "Roi de Poison, Relax. I was just trying to scare you to help find your scream."

"Well I'm not scared, Rook. I'm furious!"

"Then act furious! All I'm getting from you now is that you're hurt and confused and you're-"

SLAM!

He threw him out, but kept a little something to remember him by.

"Roi de Poison? Have you seen one of my arrows?"

And he was still holding it when he fell asleep watching the late-late picture show.

Hours later...

VIL!

"Epel? What's going on up there?"

AAAAAGH!

"Ok, I'm coming up."

"But if this is a trick, you're dead, Epel."

"Epel, Are you there?"

Epel had vanished. But his bedside radio was still on...

*-SAGE'S ISLAND POLICE DESCRIBE THE MAN AS 6 FEET TALL, WITH A STEEL HOOK FOR A HAND. RESIDENTS ARE URGED TO LOCK ALL DOORS AND WINDOWS AND NOTIFY THE POLICE OF ANY SUSPICIOUS ACTIVITY-*

CREEEEEAAK

Vil turned, saw the Hookman, and...

"GASP!"

Was speechless.

He was quite smashing!

SLAM!

And whoever he was, he couldn't get enough of Vil!

"Ok, Vil, There's gotta be another way outta here!"

That night, he played his part beautifully.

Riddle's door hadn't been opened in years. The hinges groaned.

K-CRACK!!

He wasn't moving, but he sensed that the story might not be over yet.

The Hookman had vanished! He listened for his breathing but all he heard was..

DING

DONG!

At the door, he heard whispering.

*PSSSSST*

"Oh dear."

SURPRISE!

"GASP"

"BRAVO, VIL!"

"YOU WERE WONDERFUL!"

"WE LOVE YOU!"

His fans had come to surprise him! For Vil, it was a dream come true.

Then he saw what kind of monsters they were and he realized what was about to happen-

He was going to be famous.

And with his final breath Vil Schoenheit gave the performance of his life.

EEEEEEEAAAAGHHHK!!!

I wasn't there myself, but I hear Vil was magnificent!

"Poor boy! He had a taste for stardom..."

"...But unfortunately so did his fans!"

Of course the police blamed it on poor Rook, disappeared the same night.

And little Epel? Hiding under his bed the whole time!

He took it all pretty hard. But that's another story.

As for Vil, tucked inside the music box was all they ever found of him.

His ear.

Now that's what I call an ear-ie tale!

#twisted wonderland #what remains of edith finch #vil schoenheit #this took a while #epel felmier #rook hunt #they might be ooc

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tojikai · 2 years

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She knows that it was wrong of her to talk about you like that when they were the reason why you’re in that state. But could you really blame her for being scared of losing the person she loves?

Yes. Here’s me blaming you

translation for the meme: My husband is only mine.

LMAOO that meme. i remember how that tv series used to piss the shit out of me 😭 like omg, i was so angry at the other woman but i was angrier at the man. they're immoral AAAGHH

#🍭—kaitalks #f: permanent mark

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verawhisk · 2 years

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MY FRIEND i haven’t interacted with you in so long, im so sorry!!! school is fucking kicking my ass and my social life is suffering in gen lol

are you ready for 279 this sat? i watched the countdown video today and idk how to feel about anything 😭 my main conflict is that i don’t want to see tony’s lose streak (😭😭😭😭😭) continue, but i also like jingliang a whole bunch and don’t wanna see him lose either :/

what are your thoughts? 🙇🤲

oh my goodness i missed you <33

and dont be sorry girl. school is about to be kicking all of our asses soon (cries i just had my first class back and i was happy to see everyone again but i was so awkward LOL im a hot mess)

i didnt watch the whole countdown video but i did watch the preview for khamzat vs nate and i loved it like they really put their whole ufc-ussy into those promos :) and uhh i dont think i’ve ever been ready for this tbh. 💀 from the moment it was announced i wanted to kick dana’s ass so bad like

we have two welterweights; one of whom is about to end his ufc contract officially and the other who desperately needs a win but theyre both facing off against younger, extremely talented fighters (who could have easily fought each other for a sequel instead and it would have been a banger) for like no reason???

tbh i think im going to cry regardless of how it goes because i was not prepared for my favs’ careers to end like this.. and i don’t wanna see li lose either but i will throw marbles into the cage myself if thats what it takes for tony to win LMFAO

anyways yeah if it were up to me this wouldnt be happening at all. like why not just have nate and tony fight on someone else’s undercard? they might whine about not being the main event (they would lol) but just let em!! let them whine dana! it’s for their own good!! aaaghh rips my hair out

now i kind of dont mind watching nate get little-brothered after he talks all that smack lol but tony… tony my love why are you doing this to yourself? does he feel like he needs to do this after being soccer kicked by mike?? but why so soon? he could take a whole year off and i wouldn’t blame him 😭 ahh im so baffled by all of this. i just want tony to rest his big ol head on his pillow and to not worry about anything anymore

#ufc #mma #my hatred for dana 📈#MY LOVE FOR U 📈#whatever ur working on/studying/preparing for i’ll pray for u!!#💖💗💜

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slitherbop · 3 years

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papa g and his clones

THE GS ARE TOO NICE TO BLAME EACH OTHER!!! BUT ALSO THIS MADE ME THINK what if Papa G was actually for once in a bad mood, would it make his clones be in the same state as he is? Just imagine a bunch of Bitter Papa Gs, or Super Depressed Papa Gs or something, when da brain chemicals carry over to clones.. imagine if Papa G was injured and he made clones to help but they’re Also injured so they are all just helplessly like AAAGHH!! <- could see that being in the show ANYWAY TY I am thinking about Him

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sleepy-spacecat · 6 years

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My thoughts on Free! Drive to the future ep2 (spoilers!!)

Ummmmm yeah I have things to say,

First ummmmm unpopular opinion (infact this whole post is unpopular opinion) I’m not a big fan of Ikuya, ufff god don’t @ me but he seems to be a rip off of Haru and aaaghh it makes me so mad. Also are all the seasons always gonna have a “rival” for Haru ?? Like bitch, Rin’s damage wasn’t enough (season 1 ) 🙃🙃 give Haru a goddamn break. Everybody over here tryna beat him or blame or race with him to prove they better then him. Y’all. Need. To. Mother f-ing. Chill. !!!!

Also I don’t like whatever the FUCK is going on with Haru and Ikuya and honestly it feels like the Rin and Haru storyline back in season 1 all over again but not as pushy. Idk if it’s because I didn’t do my homework (if I didn’t please educate me) but it seems all these Haru and ikuya interrations are all of a sudden?? Idk and kinda Misplaced ?? like the pools scene and the haru looking all surprised at ikuya where they lost that contest. And I’m like ?????

Idk if I’m wrong please tell me so.

Yeah I admit the guy with glasses was acting like a jerk but I think he is trying to protect Ikuya from getting hurt I guess ??(alsotostopanydramaticHaruandIkuyainteractionsifyouknowwhatImeanokaydon’tkillme) like like how Sousuke was protecting Rin in season 2.

Idk man I think this whole Ikuya and Haru thing is just like a playover of Rin and Haru ravial thing. Ufff please no I don’t want this. I don’t want this season to be about rivalry and “I’m better than Haru” all over again. I was looking forward for more races as good all friends and more makoharu and Sourin. THANK GOD FOR REIGISA OMG 💖🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼💖. But like you know something new other than rivalry.

Also please STOP hurting my makoto and making him worry, give him a break pls.

and lastly WHEN WILL WE SEE SOME SOURIN ACTION YO !!??!? WHEN ?!??!?

#spoilers #free!#free! dive to the future #free! anime #free! swimming club #free! drive to the future spoilers #free! seaosn3 #free! season 3 #Free! season 3 episode 2 #Free! drive to the future episode 2 #sc talks #my posts #free! s3 ep2 #haruka nanase #ikuya kirishima #makoharu #sourin #reigisa

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