#Absolute fucking dork of dorks

[vergess]

Oh every single thing Jack Seward does is more pitiful than the next good god

He apparently just spoke the fucking date into the recording and didn't label the cylinders in any way.

Please, what the actual fuck. Oh my god.

#automatic op tag #It's fortunate that Mina's mommy domme thing is so strong #Anyway it's super funny that the actual first second he meets Mina or hears about Jonathan #He's right back to being twitterpated #Absolute fucking dork of dorks #A real fucking purse dog type #Sopping wet depressed kitten of a man #Dracula #Dracula Daily

[wearecrowley]

#good omens #crowley #aziraphale #goodomensedit #tvgifs #tvedit #my gifs #these two absolute dorks are the cutest fucking things #aziraphale's little happy dance #crowley's little accent and leg kick #they were made for each other in more ways than god intended #she done good

[willowser]

i will never stop writing bakugou as a shy, blushy loserboy, but. the idea of you being more inexperienced than him ??

you're carefully bandaging him up at the agency clinic, after he'd taken a nasty hit that left his shoulder scuffed up, and he's been in here with you more times than he can count, much too late at night, and maybe that's how you get into this conversation in the first place; weird stuff always gets said at this hour.

"no, i'm telling you," despite the vulnerability of what you're saying — despite the awful look that must be on his face — you're laughing. "never dated anyone, never been taken on a date, nothing."

and — he really must look truly terrible, with his mouth open and his lip curled over his teeth and his brows furrowed, because he can't hardly believe a fucking word you're saying. it pisses him off and he doesn't know why, just seems. a waste, for no one to have appreciated someone like you.

someone that he maybe thinks about too much, that is too nice and not funny to anyone but themselves but still laughs and hardworking and. so pretty that it annoys him.

his question comes out rough, harsh. "why the hell not?"

"i don't know," you shrug, eyes cutting to his before focusing back on patching him up. "i'm — probably too shy and weird, or something. and online dating is hard, y'know! some guys are really into the purity thing, like too into it, and some guys find out and won't touch me with a ten-foot pole, so," and then you shrug. like that's all there is to it.

and katsuki is just astounded to know this. not that he's ever done all that much himself, but all his bases have been covered, by now in his life, and he just really can't imagine anyone knowing you and not wanting to—

he realizes the irony of thinking this, like a punch to the gut. after knowing you for almost two years now and never so much as complimenting your stupid hair and the stupid way you wear it.

"well," katsuki grumbles, averting his eyes to the walls of the clinic, trying to seem more interested in your creepy, anatomy posters. "maybe he's comin'...or whatever."

"who's coming?"

"your guy, i don't know!" it's unfortunate that his shirt is off for this, because there's no way you aren't getting a perfect view of the flush that spreading down to his chest. "your dude, maybe he's...figuring it out."

"hmm, maybe. that's what my gran says, but who knows?" you shrug, oblivious — and suddenly your singleness makes a smidge more sense. "i've resigned myself to a touchless, loveless life for—"

"he's comin'!" katsuki barks and you startle at the outburst, eyes casting over his warm cheeks and then down his chest and back. finally, it fucking clicks for you, like he hasn't been finding excuse after excuse to see you every damn night for ages. "he's...checkin' his work schedule and then he's...gonna figure it out, alright?"

you brighten considerably, lip going between your teeth. "oh, yeah, yeah," and your smile is unstoppable, not hidden in the slightest as you turn to the steri-tray at your side, shyness bleeding into his own. "alright."

#WAAAAHHHH #he considers himself so inexperienced #to the point he's such a flustered fucking dork about dating anyone #and so it makes him remarkably nervous around you to begin with #and then he goes absolutely bonkers learning that you've done even less than HIM AKFHDJSKAKAL #he's PISSED like WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN NO ONE HAS EVER KISSED YOU BEFORE #NEVER BOUGHT YOU SHITTY FLOWERS BEFORE #it is probably the thing that riles him up enough to make his move because he's just. so pissed about it alfbsisjai #lmaoooooo #✿ willow writes #✿ thoughts: bakugou #✿ theme: pre relationship bakugou

[opens-up-4-nobody]

:-

#ok im actually full on watching one piece after being absolutely obsessed with sanji for 10 years despite not actually watching the show #and i was very afraid that it was gonna make me hate him but i mean 60 eps in and im just like. lmao look at this dork ass loser #hes a sweetheart but also i wanna hold his head underwater. so it goes. also absolutely obsessed with the concept of fish Biologist sanji #in a way that is completely unhinged. like am i gonna have to write a fic abt sanji waxing I poetic abt evolution and physiology? #bc i dont think anyone else is gonna do it for me 😭 #im afraid its only gonna get worse. the characterization of sanji. its so sad when ur number 1 bby girl is thr fucking worst #sanji #one piece

[bruciemilf]

This is like, completely random. Reiko and Tomas. Big gruff mini general, orphan issues, Shao Khan wannabe crushing on the Lin Kuei's Sunshine Boy. Their " I love the smell of combat in the morning" interaction is so funny. Why do you feel the need to say that, Reiko.

This is for my shameless " protective Bi-Han and Kuai Liang" purposes.

#its giving “homopbic gay jock/absolute dork with the saddest past actually'' #its abt bi han marching to edenia just to rock this man's entire shit #reiko doesn't give a fuck. one thing abt him; he may be stupid. #'keep talking shit i'll breed him just to spite you' 'what the FUCK' #mk1 #mk reiko #tomas vrbada #mk smoke #bi-han #kuai liang #text #text post

[waroftheposes]

lol smooth

#young royals spoilers #your girl is watching 1 episode of this damned show before work and i need to make jokes that is how i cope #i missed this fucking absolute dork #nia watches young royals #young royals

[pastelsugar6w6]

Forget suave, mature Alfred with a lady killer smile and 🌟moves🌟 (don't actually forget him just put him to the side for a moment). Give me adorkable Alfred with an awkward braces smile and even more awkward flirting skills. Give him a loud dorky laugh with a snort and dorky interests (space, video games, maths, etc)

#Throw in some freckles and dimples and I'm dead #Then throw in a suave mature Arthur that looks at this #Absolute dork and thinks #“I'm going to fucking RUIN him” (his ass) #Spare some dork Alfred usuk/uks fanfic links 🙏 #Usuk #Ukus

[shinynewwriting]

If you ever find yourself doubting the power of art to convey an idea, I invite you to look at these exquisite panels from Action Comics #1064 and become Lois Lane for a moment:

LOOK AT HIM.

I want to bully him relentlessly. I want to protect him from all harm forever. I want to climb him like Mt. Dork and plant my flag.

#action comics #lois lane #clark kent #superman #clois #LOOK AT THIS FUCKING DORK #I LOVE HIM SO MUCH #HE'S WEARING A SWEAT BAND EVEN THOUGH HE NEVER SWEATS #HE'S ABSOLUTELY GETTING LAID TONIGHT

[dexter-erotoph]

i havent mentioned how unreasonably happy i am about this….. id say im like one of eyes’ biggest fans i love them so much

#i love how much of Kind of a dork they are in sm2 #and i am kinda scared we won’t ever see them in that kinda light again considering that they’re like a big thing that from now on only shows #up in serious dramatic moments AND the increasing tone shift of the show #but like. any eyes screentime is good in my book they are so fucking cool #i cant explain in words how much i love it Especially in horror(-ish) media #when there’s just something that’s absolutely fucking huge AND THE FACT THAT EYES IS LIKE #THEYRE HUGE BUT THEY ARENT LOUD OR FAST OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. ITS SCARY IN THE SAME WAY AS LIKE #BEING UNDERWATER AND SOMETHINF DEADLY OR LIKE POISONOUS FLOATING TOWARDS REALLY SLOWLY #AND THATS SO FXJXK IN G COOL TO MEEEEEE #MY FAVOURITE THING EVER #FOR LIKE. CONCEPTS FOR MONSTERS #and i just loveeeeee all their like hundreds of tentacle things and the big shiny eyes and the fact that they look like a little broccoli #AND THEIR TOOTHY SMILE IS SOOO CUTE 2 ME I LOVE EYESS #they’re like a weird fucked up dog to me. it’s a shame that their husband died #(moloch

[tomurakii]

I haven't fully romanced any of the others to be fair but the Gale storyline is so much better when you're dating him. Teaching him that he has value beyond his skill and that the party cares and wants him to live. That a God that would demand his death is not one worth worshipping. That he doesn't need renown and power to be happy.

ESPECIALLY if you give the crown to Mystra in the end. Because if you're not dating him it's implied that he'd end up back with the weird groomer magic god that wanted him dead😭. Fucked up to do that to him

#he is simply so charming. my wordy little dork #he has a cat and a library and absolutely fucking adores you what more could you want from a man #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #bg3 #baldurs gate 3

[frnkiebby]

pls i love him~🎃

#white nail polish frankie #adorably stupid face frankie #i love him so much it hurts #he’s fucking beautiful #and an absolute dork #pls i’m not okay #pls send assistance #frnkiebby #frank iero #mcr #frnkiero #mcrmy #mcr5 #frnkie #my chemical romance #my chem #ilhsm

[bcrrcws]

HES SO BOYFRIEND PLS

#im fucking losing my mind #absolute dorks #i’m crying #i love him so bad #joe burrow

[avernusreject]

It's giving "he can make her better" vs. "he can make her so much worse"

#my game files are absolutely fucked #so i had to restart my game #but bright side i'm back on my durge x gale romance #astarion is great and all #but there's something about durge the psycho being in love with an absolute dork that just gets me #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #the dark urge #enver gortash #oc: beckett #gale #durgetash

[tanjir0se]

Ok as a straight white woman it’s time to take the phrase “hear me out” away from us. Just saw some boring ass straight girl on Instagram say “hear me out” about fucking GOJO SATORU. Girl. if he isn’t the most basic ass—fucking just say it’s your first time seeing hot yaoi bait and GO—if you saw the shit we say “hear me out” about on tumblr it would make you fucking hurl

#if your hear me outs are meant to be attractive you’re doing it wrong #call me back when you want to fuck the evil French rat from fantastic Mr fox #or a chunky 90s computer with poor cable management #honestly it just goes back to the whole idea that everyone is beautiful but no one is hot #airbrushed influencers with nary a blemish do NOTHING for me #twinky anime boys while I of course appreciate them aesthetically are like a breed of specialty horse #absolutely useless #let me know when you want that necromanced chimera lady to tear you apart with her talons #and I’m the mean time you can like those things like no hate or whatever but #don’t fuckimg say hear me out about it you dork ass

[transmascsonicthehedgehog]

GOOOOOOOOD AFTERNOON TUMBLR I'M FINALLY UP AND AT 'EM (<- WAS LAYING IN BED). SEASON 3 THOUGHTS START NOW.

my biggest gripe with season 3 was the ending. you can really, really tell that this was supposed to be a much bigger series but it was literally cut in half due to corporate meddling. netflix is known for doing this so i wouldn't be shocked.

another gripe, A VERY SMALL ONE mind you is that i feel the battle on the grim dragged a bit too long but there was more than enough enjoyable moments between characters and pretty visuals to make up for this me thinks...

that being said, let's move on to my positive thoughts and get the biggest fish out of the water out of the way first;

SONIC AND SHADOW BEING SO WELL WRITTEN IT ACTUALLY FUCKING HURT. sonic realizing just how fucking deep the consequences of his actions were, sonic going back and forth between wanting to just play hero and tie/fix things up in a neat bow and slowly realizing the only true way of fixing the universe really was to accept what he had done and "give" himself up.

self sacrificial either way, but the end with him telling nine he was willing to risk dying to save the universe crumbling away into nothingness, with nothing but the purest intent of saving everybody and giving them a second chance while he, potentially, gets killed, actually made me fucking cry. sonics character arc throughout this series was probably the best i've seen in a LONG long ass time.

shadow on the other end of the coin... he was mad. justifiably mad throughout the run; sonic had destroyed everything and wasn't treating this as seriously as he should. but as the two spent more time together, he softened up. he realized just how much sonic was hurting and how he was this close to crumbling all together.

i never thought i'd get to see shadow trying to comfort sonic, reassuring him ( in his own ways of course ), protecting him from danger ( i.e s3ep1 ) and just being there for him in general. i NEVER thought we, canonically, would get a scene with shadow showing genuine worry for him.

as someone that goes absolutely fucking crazy over body language and expressions i literally fucking gasped. the way he held his breath, his arm and expression dropping, the way his eyes shrink. oh my fucking god. amplified by the fact that every time sonic would "glitch", that stoic mask would crack again.

he cares. shadow is a caring person, whether that's about sonic or not. he was created to match maria's heart and spirit and it really, really shows in certain scenes of this series, not just season 3.

THAT BEING SAID! shadow was much more closed off this season and i know why. it's because it wasn't just him and sonic anymore, they had an entire group of people with them.

i have so many thoughts about these two specifically but this is my thoughts on season 3 as a whole, so let's move on. my closing thoughts on them is that shadow had some of the best fucking writing since the 2000s here and i mean that.

THE AMYS!!!!!!!!!!! I KNEW THEY WOULD ALL COME TOGETHER AT THE END LIKE SISTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!! the way they bounced off of one another, the way they flowed together so smoothly and were receptive to each other was literally so touching. i loved every single fucking second they were on screen and i wish we could've had more, something i can say about the rouges, bigs and knuckles' 100%. to me, it felt like a part of their personalities coming together at the end despite their "original" selves being long gone by that point...

the way everybody bounced off each other whether negatively or positively was a fucking treat. i loved seeing the egg council interact with everybody, seeing them bicker amongst themselves and letting their shitty egos shine was HILARIOUS. i don't care what people say tbh dr. babble is hilarious. dr. deep and renegade knux were ESPECIALLY funny, what the hell was their beef with each other SPECIFICALLY???? HELP........

the grim big reveal scene was fucking hysterical. it was tense as hell but it was SOOOOOOOOOO fucking funny seeing sonic pound the ground and curse nine while everybody ran and panicked i DON'T CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! speaking of which...

the tails'. oh my god. when they "died", i cried. i cried a lot watching this season actually. seeing sonics everything fall apart upon seeing them "die" made me fucking cry. he thought he lost them. i think a piece of him broke, and i don't blame him. if i saw my brother seemingly perish, i would've snapped too. i absolutely do not blame him. i got so stupidly emotional when they revealed they WERE okay.

like i said, my two gripes with the show were the ending and the battle on the grim. that was a half lie. my other gripe is that we never got to see much of rouge until the final few episodes, nor did we get much with her counterparts. yes, what we got was GOOD! but i wanted to see MORE of that. but that's not their fault, i'm blaming netflix entirely for why this felt so rushed and incomplete.

on a small note: the grims ability that was given to sonic is probably my absolute favorite out of the bunch, next to the boscage claws. it was fucking awesome and i won't hear anything else sorry. (JOKING)

now. let me talk about nine.

oh. my god. nine. where do i even begin with him.

season 3 has an opening involving sonic and tails cooperating and defeating eggman. together. then it cuts back to sonic and "tails", torn apart and distant. this tails felt as though he had nobody and for the longest time, he didn't. sonic didn't exist in new yoke. he was alone.

nobody saved him.

nine had to save and raise himself, for better or for worse. and we see this tough, apathetic, power hungry wall he puts up quickly turn to dust as the episodes go on. his pained expressions and looks of absolute fury were so painful. the brief fights between him and sonic were painful.

sonic didn't want to hurt him. i don't think nine wanted to either. but he felt as though he had no other choice.

and the moment with renegade knux beating his shield, trying to wear him down and wear him out, the look of stress and fear evident on his face coupled with sonic just watching. sonic watching and slowly realizing he didn't want this. all he could see was a horrified kid. a kid that needed to be talked through. a friend that he needed to save. i'd be lying if i said i didn't cry.

and i DEFINITELY cried when nine finally accepted sonic and hugged him.

i have. so so many thoughts. so many more thoughts that i want to put into words but i can't and it PAINS ME BUT OH MY GOD. I NEED MORE OF THIS SHOW. I NEED MORE. I NEED TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT. i know this is within the game/comic canon, but please..... something. i'm so scared we're never going to get something this well written again. i love what we got, but the ending hurt me because that was... it. the fact that it ended so abruptly too felt so. unfair. i can't explain it.

is it perfect? no.

but it was great. it did its job and did it as well as they could with the limits they had. i love you sonic prime.

#note that i did NOT comment on the visuals/animation because it goes unsaid #as an animation dork i absolutely fucking loved every moment of it #sonic sez #sonic prime spoilers

[smoochinforabruisin]

I love love love love it when Cletus does his disney villain laugh. Oooooh he's soooooo evil so diabolical

#cletus tag #Absolute fucking dork 🥰🥰🥰🥰