#BREAK ME BREAK ME BREAK ME BREAK ME BREAK ME BREAKE ME BREAK ME BREKAE ME

[lady-shadow-and-darkness]

Your honour yes they're pathetic and a sopping wet cat but have you considered that they are also one of the strongest warriors and/or brightest minds of their generation or do I have to kick you in the face?

#Don't get me wrong. I adore the sopping wet cat aspect. #She's so pathetic she'd cry on her knees if I broke her. I could break her. I could breka him till he sobs. #But ALSO ; that ISN'T the only aspect of their personality. #Please let characters be powerful. Let them be feared or revered and admired. Let them be strong. Smart. #And THEN slap the sopping wet cat image for contrast. #One doesn't take away the other #She can be a badass and my pathetic babygirl at the same time y'know? #miscellaneous

[fettery-fetterie]

I had a dream yesterday where like, That Man was angry, and like. He didn't talk about it but he seemed really pissed off

And I was feeling rather guilty about it even if I didn't know what caused it

And then he went to take a nap I think

I woke up just thinking about that. Something about this weird ass sins of the father complex mixed with me looking up to him. A figure to follow

#echoes of the fettered #vent? #not the post but the tags sure as hell will #because jesus fucking christ. i want a breka #not an internet break no. idc about that #i want to stay away from that bastard's ass #even if for just a fleeting moment #but im not allowed to take a break. i don't think so at least #my only social circles are ones where he is involved. my literal job is to playtest his goddamned game. what options do i have #how do i explain this to anyone outside you and me #'yeah hihi you see this guy who has made us come around? like yeah i have feelings for him and those are taking a huge toll on my mental #health for 2 years and I'm getting none of it. i want to stay away from him #do i deserve a break anymore

[allofuswantgwinam]

i just wanna say the espresso machine at my store is broken so pray for me today 🤕

#i am in the mfing grocery store today #then off two days thank goodness #it’s gonna be stressful as hell as always #then next day I work im in the liquor store AND THER EIS THIS CUTE VENDOR GUY #THE DELULU IS ALREADY HAPPENING #jking but i feel ugly so im saying im delulu #when I went on break I saw him in the store when I got my coffe and was like oh man he here #then when I wa s off BREKA and at the liquor store he came in and we said hi 😭 #and when he was walking away he turned back around and started randomly showing me his Celsius drink #and was like ‘yeah I was omw over here and i was like no i need caffeine’ #‘I’m not worth a shit til I have one of these’ and that’s how I felt all morning til I got my coffee 🤣🤣 #and I just agreed and was talkin about my coffee 😭😭 #i wanna make out with his face

[the-private-local-enemy]

FUCK hiccups

no amount of reminding myself that im not a fish is working

#not art #ughHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK HUICCUPS #THEY PISS ME OFF #I WANT TO BREAK SHIT #I AHVRE NOHIN O BREKA #sadfsfDSFD #FUCK #the enighbors prolly think im nuts from screeching so much lmao #FUCK EM

[anachronistic-falsehood]

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MAKING A TEA FARM FOR MY BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND <3

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She’s on a different team Tina 0_0

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mad bc you’re single huh bad??? how’s it going with forever

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👀👀👀👀????

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I’m blocking you

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JUST HAD SEX WITH MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE LIKE THREE TIMES IN THE PUBLIC POOL AT GLOBAL <3 LOVE IS REAL

#i’m unblocking him #i feel like i just saw god

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im literlally fucking crying and sbhakding what did he meanb by this

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ola queridinho ;)

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BACK BACK BACXK BACK BACK

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GO AWAYYYYYYY

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HE'S LITERALLY NUERODIVERGENT AND A MINOR

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YOURE BREKAING HIS BOUNDARIES YOURE BREAKING HIS BOUNDARIES YOURE ON HIS DNI LIST

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KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS

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@/saintsofchaos GET HIS ASS

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@/carnivoreanimal Cellbit you wanna 1v1 me at blue's base if you're not too scared??? OwO

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i'm going to eat pac's other leg

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saudades de meu esposo :(

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TE AMO GATINHO 💖💖💖💖💖

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it's important to me that you all know cellbit is kicking his feet and giggling and twirling his hair reading this over and over btw

#gay people real!!!! #this is the man y’all are afraid of??? he’s literally a cat in human form

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is this what having a stroke feels like

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STROKIN DEEZ BOLAS HA GOTTEM

#TEAM BOLAS 🔛🔝

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i miss tina :((((

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I MISS YOU TOO WHERE ARE YOU I'M BRINGING YOU FOOD

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YOU ARE THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE I'M AT GLOBAL 🥰🥰🥰

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I'M ON MY WAY RIGHT NOWWWWWWWWW

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Do you need an escort to get you there Tina?? 0_0

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GET A JOB!!!!! STAY AWAY FROM HER!!!!!!

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I'm just trying to be helpful -_-

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YOU'RE NOT KILLING HER ON MY WATCH

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wlw on mlm violence!!! hashtag love wins

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this fucking sucks. they couldn't let me have my kid on the island, they couldn't let me have morning crew in purgatory. this is hell this is actual hell i can't even have pac because his team made him kill me. this fucking hurts fuck this gay earth

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king i hate to tell you this but you posted this on your main insted of your secret side vent blog that no one but me and phil have ever been able to find 👍 thuoght i should let yuo know

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IF YOU NOTICED THEN WHY DID YOU FUCKING REBLOG IT INSTEAD OF MESSAGING ME

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WHY ARE YOU STILL REBLOGGING IT INSTEAD OF DELETING IT KING

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I'M DEACTIVATING

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IT'S SO JOEVER 💀

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[chrolloluvr]

May I request Mammon angst HCs please? Like the reader is possibly breaking up with him or something? (i love your HCs for mammon<3)

Mammon Breaking Up Hcs

note: Thank you i'm so glad you like them pookie!! also yes i love this idea ❤️❤️

warnings: Cursing, creepy behavior, unbalanced power dynamic, killing. Not proofread!

Female!Reader, (no specific gender, so can be GenderNeutral!Reader)

It would be best to tell him over text, since he is guaranteed to throw a toddler like temper tantrum if you ever told him in person.

So you text him over text, what happens? He 100% thinks you're joking at first. He thinks you aren't being serious at all, and that wow babe, you might even be a bigger clown than I am.

But when he realized that you were being serious, he gets angry. How dare you? Why would you ever break up with him? He is the king of greed, he has trillions of dollars in the bank, so why don't you want to stay by his side? Did he do something? Did he hurt you? What happened? Baby, we can sort this out-

In a way, still doesn't think you are being serious, which is what he tries to tell himself. So he will let you leave, and will act like he doesn't need you.

Another author said this already, but he will 100% go through the stages of grief, (he will never go through acceptance, because in his mind, you will always come crawling back to him.)

He will be in denial for a very long time. Let's say you move out, and even start residing in another ring. He will send you texts. All. The. Time.

Your phone will mods likely have 103 Missed Calls, 986 Messages, and 37 Voicemails. He is crazy, and especially crazy for you. So when you don't respond to him, he does not understand why. He likes to think that you were just going on vacation for a while. He genuinely thinks you two are still together.

Anger- Once he sees that you have indeed moved on, and that he is no longer living in fantasy land, he gets extremely angry. His general mood spikes, he lashes out (wayyy more than he used to), and a-lot of his servants are scared to talk to him. Will absolutely keep bombarding you with texts every day. He will even get his servants to start texting you on his 100's of extra HellPhones.

Mamm 🕸️💚 11:34

Come hone ygu little cungt

Mamm 🕸️💚 11:35

ANSWERF ME.

Mamm 🕸️💚 11:35

Do ygu knoe how easily i can replaece yu

Mamm🕸️💚 11:36

Fine go shack uo with sorm dirty hoboes you little slut

Mamm 🕸️💚 11:36

I dont kneed u and youir mediocar holes

So yeah... thats just one example. He has so many spelling mistakes because he is typing so fast, and practically brekaing his phone from how angry he is.

But in reality he does need you. You are. the one thing that keeps him running. However he will never, over his dead body, ever admit that.

Bargaining- He will send things to your... new home... in gift baskets. Fizzarolli plushies, flowers, tickets to his live events, expensive jewelry, the list goes on. It gets to a point where (if you live in an apartment complex) People start stealing his gifts and start putting them up online to sell. (And they go for 10s of thousands of dollars.)

He send these to you so that you can hopefully come crawling back into his life, so that he can control you again.

At this point, you have most likely made it public about your distance between you and the sin. Your relationship was extremely public, and known by everybody.

He refuses to speak publicly, because he wants people to think he still controls you. And when i say your relationship was big, it was definitely the most talked about relationship in all of Hell. People will go nuts about you two breaking up. Another author said this as well, but people will go crazy with the comments.

"L Mammon fumbled so bad its actually wild."

"Bros got plenty other options 💀"

"Why tf would she/they break up w/ HIM???🤰"

"Now that hes single I call dibs 🙌"

You try your best to ignore the comments, but eventually you cant, its not just online, but in real life you feel cornered as well. You might even start to reconsider your departure with him. Which is exactly where he wants you.

Depression- He spirals into somewhat of an insecure man. He strives to be better. He ups his game for his big pageants, soon to be bigger, just to impress you.

He maaaay or may not have killed people in your favor. This is known, obviously, but his obsession along with his newfound insecurity has left him no choice but to show that if you dont want to come home, he will show you its safer than anywhere else.

Overall, if you do end up coming back to him, he is overjoyed with happiness, and will take extra precautions to ensure you wont ever walk out on him and his warm embrace again.

However if you end up never wanting anything to do with him, he will be devastated, but he will force himself to get over it. He is Mammon, he truly does not need you. In reality, you were somebody he felt an unexplainable feeling to protect. He absolutely can live without you, but for some reason, he feels like he cant. If somebody were to ever bring you up, he would lash out, and make his anger everybody's problem. He may get over you after a while, but he will never fully accept the fact that you left him.

#mammon #mammon hb #mammon helluva #mammon x reader hb #mammon x reader helluva #hb mammon x reader #helluva x reader #helluva boss #helluva boss mammon #mammon x you #mammon x y/n #fizzarolli #hb mammon #helluva mammon #helluva mammon x reader #mammon sfw #mammon fluff #hazbin hotel #hazbin x reader #helluva boss x reader #mammon x mc #mammon x reader smut #fizzaroli x reader #7 deadly sins #hellaverse #hazbin hotel x reader #alastor x reader #lucifer x reader

[swallowtailed]

palisade 41

honestly don’t really know where to begin here.

because, like, we all kinda knew this was coming, right? odds were it had to happen sometime. now it has.

but there’s still a real cosmic unfairness to the timing of it. figure died right after they decided they didn’t want to. breaking the wheel of their resurrection is fine and all, but they fought so hard to escape clem and join perennial that it doesn’t really ring true to me.

hearing future in the same sentence reminded me that there’s another suite of definitions for figure, aside from the noun meaning shape or form—the verb meaning guess, consider, imagine.

i’m inclined to read future and perennial as two sides of the same coin—two views of the principality. future sees an inevitable road toward culmination, perennial sees that it’s all the same fucking cycle. also, future seizing on a moment of power from perennial and turning it to their own ends.

real gur just cannot catch a break. they’re stuck with future, inside their own reanimated corpse, guarded by the shell of figure? some real eternal torment there.

so, you know. shit sucks!!

i was really, really hoping eclectic would steal future, and it would also have been incredible for gur sevraq (who, as we know, stole the future) to be stolen from future, but the dice fall as they will

really interesting contrast between the two sides of this arc wrt divine/axiom/mortal/etc relationships. thisbe is guiding integrity and communicating with ebullience, building relationships across ways of being. figure is destroyed just by exposure to divine power, subsumed by the weight of a god rearing up on its own. the axiom being willing to treat with thisbe, the divine destroying figure. which is maybe less about those powers than about the hands moving them—instrumentalization as always a core theme of palisade. 

of course it is also a cautionary tale of the capriciousness of dice. if figure and gur had gotten to speak with future i can imagine it going more like thisbe’s side. but maybe not! we’ll never know.

characters being demanded to envision a future was one of my favorite beats in partizan and it was really cool to hit that again (and to call back to leap!). but also heartbreaking. cori, happy and safe…

aw fuck the crew’s still gonna have to find out that figure is dead… mortality of course goes hand in hand with grief. much like valence’s death i think the positioning of figure’s death is ultimately going to be shaped most by reactions to it

dre’s pc deaths are always so fraught, huh. valence and chine were also kind of messy, sudden deaths—no clean tragedy. which, like, is life, but also, ;-;

the music was incredible. like breathing. and the way the dirge just stops—blinks out.

eclectic drawing up the seismic power of opposition, his own power, was really moving. a bit of grace in that moment.

i’m not sure where they’re gonna go from here, especially in terms of character arcs. it’s a rough downbeat. kind of falls in line with the conflict turns, though—fighting back and forth down to the bitter end. might be a bleak finale although at least one more thing seems set to unfold in this arc so honestly who knows

incidentally, bets on that: the smell of computer parts immediately made me think of the nobel, but the mechanical whine heard across the continent made me wonder if it could be palisade waking up (/being woken up). either way, it’s definitely getting to be alarm clock time, right?? (on the other hand maybe this is just motion activating all across palisade, but a bunch of motion factories just got taken down.)

it’s nice that the a-plot crew were having a fun heist though. cori deserves an alise breka mission

tragedy-ass podcast.

#fatt #palisade #palisade spoilers #fatt spoilers #friends at the table spoilers #hello world #fatt lb #:(((((

[music-in-my-veins14]

I'm breaking down I'm brekaing down Down, down You ask me “Is it fun to cry over nothing?” It is, I'm breaking down

#I'm Breaking Down #Falsettos #Musical #Lyrics

[onyxolay]

Archie meets Kritten part 3: Bar fight

By now it had been a good three months sesne the duo had met. They had become very good friends and their days consisted of having fun in the house, planting and gardening crops, and mining. They also loved to go to places they’ve never seen before and explore as well! Over all life was great, one morning though, Archie hears a knock on his door.

A human busts through the door, startling Kritten under the covers who had just woke up. “HAHA! YOU CANT KEEP OLLIE IN THE LOONY BIN FOREVER! Damn Archie who’s that? Did you get a boyfriend while I was gone? Sweet congrats!” “Huh- Wha..?” Archie had just woke up as well, rubbing his eyes. He looks at Kritten who is blushing under the covers, still startled by the kids sudden break in. “What- Ollie- no- they are NOT my boyfriend we literally met three months ago!” “That didn’t stop you from dating that other guy!” Kritten say up and looked at Archie with a kinda sad face, “what other guy..?” He was still very tired haven just woken up. “I- just an ex of mine, and Ollie you shut up! Now what’s really you doing here?” Ollie open a trap door next to the cooler Kritten hadn’t noticed before hand. “Ha- what do ya think short stack? Hiding!” Archie rolled his eyes. “Okay okay, just be careful alright?” “Alrighty then! Bai!” “Goodbye psychopath!”.

Ollie dropped down into the hole and closed the trap door and Kritten was left confused as ever. “He-“ “yeah I know it’s consuming at first but you’ll get to know him better as time goes on! Come on let’s get our days started! HEY OLLIE YOU WANT ANYTHING???” “NAH MAN IM FINE!” “OKAY! Anyways! Eggs?” Archie smiled. Kristen smiled and giggled, “hahaha! Yes please!” Archie got to cooking the eggs as Kritten happily watched.

Later on in the day the sun started to go down and Archie decided to bring Kritten to a local bar with him. “Now listen, they will only let you in becuase You’re with me alright? Because of our size they will I.D us too make sure we’re over 21, so be careful okay?” “Mhm!” They walked into the bar and sat down at the well- bar. The bartender welcomed them both. “Hello Archie! I see you’ve brought a friend with you! Who might you be?” “I-I’m Kritten.” “Nice name! Welcome to the bar, what would you two gentleman like?” Archie held his finger up, “I’d like my usual with the chicken tenders, the honey bbq kind please!” “On it! And Kritten?” “I-I’ll have whatever he’s having.” “Great choice! Archie is a man of taste! I can tell by the way he brung you here! Haha!” Archie almost dropped his money. “THEY’RE NOT MY BOYFRIEND!!!” Archie huffed and the bartender just laughed. “HAHAHAHA- alright then boys what tab will all that be on?” “My tab,” Archie replied. It’s Krittens first time here and he doesn’t have one.” “Okay then! Well I hope you come in more Kritten this place is great when there isn’t any fights!” “F-fights?” “Yeah,” Archie continued. “Sometimes people get to drunk and start a FI-“

Archie is immediately punched off of his chair and is picked up by a piglin. Kritten starred in fear and disbelief. “No..No fucking way you gotta be kidding me!!!” Holding Archie there was Uggub…the one person that Kritten was hoping to never see again. “HA! So YOU’RE the creature that has been giving that runt Kritten sanctuary! Say goodbye to your little boyfriend Kritten becuase you’re coming with me weather you like it or not!” Uggub punched Archie squarer in the face and all Archie could do was bite him till he got off of him. “NO! IM NOT GOING WITH YOU BACK TO THE NETHER WITH YOU! AND GET OFF OF MY FRIEND!“ Kritten gets Involved and runs to Uggub, hitting him with his golden axe. Uggub throws Kritten to the side and continues to beat up Archie. A few others got involved to try and break it up or beat up Uggub, nobody succeeded in stopping the fight until the bartender came out and saw what was happening.

“HEY HEY HEY BREAK IT UP! BREKA IT UP! YOU. PIGLIN BRUTE GET OUT!!!” “What-?” “GET OUT! I DONT EVER WANNA SEE YOU HERE AGAIN!” Uggub ran out and Kritten immediately got on his knees to check on Archie who was almost passed out on the floor. Archie try’s to sit up only for his head to fall on Krittens lap. “Oh my- Archie are you okay…?!” “Y-Yeha man who- who the hell was that..?” “That’s sad Uggub…I’m so sorry I didn’t know he’d be here..!” Kritten is nearly in tears and Archie reached to to rub his cheek. “There there now buddy it’s not your fault…” the bartender walks up to them, “Are you two okay? Would you still like your food and drinks?” Kritten replies: “I-I’d like mine yes- What about you Archie?” “Sure..” “okay then. You need to rest so I’ll just get you some wa-“ “No! I want my usual drink!” “Okay damn-“

As Kritten and Archie sit at a booth finishing their food Kritten holds Archies hand and looks at him. “Hey there Archie you feeling any better?” “Ugh..sort of~” Archies head fell on Krittens shoulder. “Ohh boy, you surely are drunk aren’t you?” Oh yeah~ heheheeheheheeee~!” Archie purred and scooted closer to Kritten, putting his arm around his waist. Kritten flinched for a second before sorta melting into it. He calmed down and let Archie hold him there. “So sweetie~ how we doin tonight~?” Archie I closer to Krittens face. Kritten scoots back a little bit away from Archie blushing, not sure what to do. “I must say…heh- you do look- *hic* very handsome~” “I-I-I-I- thank you-! I-“ Archie planted a little kiss on Krittens cheeks before eating the rest of his chicken and grabs the piglins hand to leave.

Archie just flirted more on the way home, Kritten was a blushing and confused mess and wasn’t to sure as of what to do besides to get Archie home and in bed. They get home eventually, Kritten helps Archie take his coat and boots off, getting him into bed and under the covers. Kritten joins him and turns to face the wall like usual when he feels Archies arms wrap around his body. “H-huh-“ “shhh…just sleep Krit.~..” “o-okay..!” Kritten blushed even harder, but he fell asleep eventually…

The next morning Archie woke up with a Terrible hang over, so that morning Kritten cooked breakfast. The whole morning Kritten felt an odd feeling of butterflies in his stomach remembering last night, Archie seemed to pick up on it though when Kritten sat his breakfast down in front of him and asked: “Hey Kritten you okay? You seem rather shy this morning. Are you still shook up Becuase of the fight last night?” “W-well yes but- no..y-you see uh- hehe- after the fight you got really drunk and..” “and what? Oh lord I didn’t hurt anyone did I?!” “What-?! No! You- we were finishing our food and you started to flirt with me..you kissed my cheeks and told me how handsome I was, you continued the behavior as we walked home! Even when I tucked you in, when I got in the bed you cuddled me to sleep.” Archie was shocked, he had a very blurry memory of what happened but he wasn’t fully aware of what he was actually doing. “O-oh shit man I am SO SO sorry if I made you uncomfortable- hey man listen if I ever pull some shit like that again just push me off and shit me up some how okay? I’m super sorry-“ “it’s okay..! You don’t make me uncomfortable at all, you just..surprised me is all hehe..” “o-oh, well okay then. What I said still goes though, if I ever make you uncomfortable PLEASE tell me to stop cause I don’t wanna make you feel that way EVER.” “Thank you Archie, and I will make sure to do that…” Kritten crawled up on the bed and next to Archie, leaving his head on Archie’s shoulder as Archie ate. Archie chilled and just kept on eating his breakfast.

#minecraft #good stuff #minecraft au #archie #au #minecraft dungeons #cute #lucasolay #rise of the arch illager #outcasts #illager #arch illager #minecraft legends #Kritten Minecraft legends #bar #bar fight

[mittysins]

8. Would you want you water to breka naturally, or have someone break it for you? If the latter, then how? 13. Would you want labor to come on suddenly or try to get labor started?

8. Naturally, definitely. Not only do I prefer the urgency of the water finally breaking on its own, I would probably throw a fit if anyone tried to touch me at that point.

13. I think suddenly. Ideally I'd be at home anyway, but the idea of labor coming on fast, leaving me squatting in the shower, grunting out pushes is 👌

#tmpreg #mpreg #trans pregnancy #birth #birth kink

[froggibus]

YOU GAY PEOPLE ARE EVIL ME AND MY FRIENDS ARE OGING TO BREKA YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIENDS UP WE'RE GOING TO ATTACK @overwatchfics (BEWARE SHE ALSO GOS BY CASTLEVANIA FICS) AND @grievedeeply THYE ar TO GAY and we AS GOOD HEUMANS ON EARTH must HSOW THEM tha BEING GAY IS BAD AND THEY WILL BREAK UP NO MORE KISSES OR HUGS BETWEEN WOMEN GOODNIGHT

i am so incredibly scared rn. i can’t believe you’re going to breka me and my gfs up </3

[yesods-a-purple-punk]

hgey yesod. hear me out. if we were like in breaking bad would you be mr white or jesse. ive never watched brekaing bad but i think youd be mr white so i can go hey mr viper bitch wheres my testosterone! and youd be like jesse netzach . we make meth. i hope you have fun with the laundry ill be on the floor tell me what you rhink

Sent from my Netzach iChassis

Dearest Netzach,

Your words have reached me and I wished they hadn’t.

I am utterly enamored by your pathetic and soulless lifestyle and point of view. I often daydream of us fist-fighting each other until we both give out from our injuries and kiss under the artificial violet moon. Every time I hear from you I want to wrap my hand around your throat and watch what little life you have fade from your artificial eyes.

Anyways, are you out of detergent or anything? I appear to have run out of softener and I need to make a beeline to get more.

Write back if interested,

Yesod

#asks

[foxymoxynoona]

MISS FOXY IM THAT ANON WHO WHINED LIKE A BABY TO YOU ABOUT BEING SUCK AT IN THE SEOM 🫣

first of all thank you so much for your patience in answering my ask like a mom!!!! you kinda sounded like a mom dealing with a whining baby but that’s not why im here bothering you again

im here to show you my report card you could say LOLOLOLOL

so yeah turns out i was stuck for the longest time at level 10-something because i just didn’t have the game all figured out yet!!!!!!!! i would use boosters willy nilly without truly being familiar with their powers and i hadnt learned how obstacles like bees and stuff worked so i took a deep breath and started making notes!!!! jotted down how each obstacle behaved so from there i figured out which powerup combos would work best destroying them!!!!! and i also formed somewhat of a game routine that would work best for me like for example avoiding using boosters until i lose 5 hearts just for one level!!!! stuff like that!!!!

now i can breeze through like 25 levels in under 2 hours!!!!!!! i know that’s probably not a lot for seasoned gamers like you or koo or other armys but im so proud of myself because im usually not a good gamer!!!!

that’s it i just wanted to share that with you 😝😝😝 now at level 325!!!! i could be farther up ahead right now but i only give myself 2 hours out of each day for in the seom because well im a working adult with only less than 8 hours left for me time every day so 😤😤😤

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR HELP MISS FOXY THANK YOU 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄

Awwww this is precious and I'm so proud of you! Gaming skills can be really hard and frustrating to pick up when it feels like everyone else developed them already and already knows what to do. There's definitely always just tricks to learn to succeed --in this case, the power ups and how to puzzle them through a level. And then you still need luck on your side, haha. But that's great you were able to figure it out and just have fun with it now! I find it a really enjoyable little breka when I want to do something without thinking too much. My kids love watching me play the game too which is cute. They just want me to put Namjoon places where he can break stuff 🤣

Also that probably was my mom voice LMAO. My kiddos get frustrated a lot so we do a lot of slow down and learn chats 🤣🤣

#asks #anonymous #in the seom

[ceoofmetagala]

I need tone indicators for a reason. I started brekas g down crying because i couldn't understand a joke post took it's eurosuly and responded that way and the cerrtpr who is a friend told me it's just a joke chill dude and it a shed me to break down crying because i felt stupid and wnet into a panic attavk. So yah

#mocha.txt #vent #sorry to be a downer but jesus i cant eblive it has to be said to not repsond to ppl this way

[deep-souls-and-broken-hearts]

things i have to talk to her about

-her saying she waited for me / the night of our first kiss

-my birthday - how i didn't want to leave w/o giving her a kiss

-the night at her house when we fell asleep - how i yearned and didn't do anything bc i was waiting for her to start something so i could keep going

-cancelling plans - how insignificant she made me feel, how stupid - which led to me not expecting anything from her because i thought of it as pointless, since she had someone new to hang around

-how she thought i was playing with her - apparently she didn't know me - how, even knowing how hard it is for me to express feelings, she didn't ask and decided to push me away

-how she played with me - going out with someone else and telling me about it while i bled and cried - kissing me and then not replying to my texts

-how happy she used to make me, how i would try to be as close to her as possible bc i loved her touch and her pretty, small, soft hands on mine - how her kisses made me giggle and how my stomach turns when i think of her giving those to her new boy

-how i don't do this so she breaks up with him or has to choose, but for her to know my heart, for me to be able to let go of a heavy burden, i want her to know i never left her, bc i never did, she pushed me away until i was at brekaing point and my heart fell apart from feeling she hated me and everything else was a lie

[ask-paradox-and-friends]

Chapter 11 the hero's duel pt3 (thanks @hazawatsugu [sorry if I hurt her too much] )

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*Without a second thought Tsugu grabbed the gun the envocer and shot herself but did not die instead a large woman wearing a large noble dress with no head but instead a large floating mask for a face appers behind her. A large number of guns appers and shot out several light and psychic blasts at god who dodged them and soon sighs and threw his club at the being yelling*

Hercules:CRETAN BULL!

*the mace soon gored the persona but it soon healed and buffed her to save Tsugu as the pain ripped through them both and the persona broke but Tsugu smiles and got up.*

Tsugu:...hehehe…QUEEN DRAGON'S ROAR!!!

*her body changed more and more but Hercules looks and nods.*

Hercules:I see..I will have to do it. Even if I have to die…so be it. I CALL UPON THE HOUND OF HADES!

*Cerberus soon came out of the sky and bit him in three places and soon fused with him gaining a new form the Twelfth labor had been completed. As Tsugu become more dragon like as she started growing scales a tail and her fangs and wings grew to magnificent prepositions.*

Heimdall:ITS A DRAGON QUEEN VS THE TWELFTH LABOR!

*both soon charged and started attacking each other. With Tsugu grabbing any random object she could grab turning them into devine treasures and using her magic to fight the god who kept breaking every single one she ever created but soon she flew upwards into a tower and cut it with her cape and dropped it on the god and she soon landed on a church's roof.*

Tsugu:...I smell you sir…please. Don't fake defeat to make me feel better.

*Brekaing out of the tower made God killing weapon the hero burst out and looked at her.*

Hercules:ha…ha…ha…I see you're stronger then many heros I've met…I'm glad your might matches your heart.

*the duo started fighting again but the fight was just Hercules swinging his fists as Tsugu dodged and swung when she could before one swing broke her though a gate and soon she stopped by crashing into the edge of the arena pulling a peice of a iron fence out of her leg and used it as a cane. As she wobbled lunging at the god she managed to perice him and after all that he hit her hard in the stomach and as she puked up blood over all of her body she fell the hero looked down at her.*

Hercules:I'm sorry…

*right before he turned his back Tsugu made one last ditch punch to stop him…the very blood on her gloves soon became divine treasures and her fist peirced his chest and punctured his heart.*

Tsugu:...oh..my..what have I done?...

*as she started to see him die she saw his arm move which caused her to flinch but…he didn't strike her down…he hugged her.*

Hercules:don't be sorry. I kind of expected one to die…it was a good fight…I will always love humanity…and mortals…Brunhilde..protect them…I did my best. *looks at Tsugu* goodbye sister…

*she cried loudly as he died right after she started crying a stone hit her head. Many things were thrown at her as they believed she was now the worst evil for killing their hero right after she walked away to avoid the stones something large was thrown…it was a boulder… a Boulder of obsidian.*

Cherub 1:AHHHH!!! WHAT THE!? WAIT..WHY ARE YOU?

Cherub 2:THEY KILLED HERCULES!

???:YOU! YOU DARE!? YOU SO FUCKING PISSED! THAT IS A LITTLE GIRL FIGHTING FOR HOME AND LOVE! AND YOURE PISSED YOUR MEATHEAD DIDNT KILL HER!?

*The man was a giant who was much bigger then any mortal champion the cherubs and other gods yelled about how the mortals were to lose and how herc should have won only for many to revolt. The loudest voices belonged to the Yamamotos and the man from earlier Brunhilde soon caught one who he was when she heard this.*

???:I LOST MY GRANDSON TO YOU! YOU WHO CLAIM TO BE ABOVE ALL! YOU ARE NOTHING BUT WORTHLESS PARASITES! YOU DEMAND LIVES BLOOD AND FOOD AND INSTEAD OF HELP AND CARE YOU MURDER ALL WHO CALL YOUR ASSES OUT!

*At this point several gods charged or threw things at him as a large amount of magma was thrown at them. The demons attacking was expected they follow Bhudda who hated the gods. But this..this man. She understood after he was done and Tsugu saw him again in the halls of the infirmary as she wished to speak to him.*

Tsugu:...Paradox..that was him right mister?

Gim:Gim..that's my name. And yes..Cornelius was my grandson..yes that was his name. He calls himself Paradox as many saw him as one..good job kid..you've done good hero…I'll be willing to listen if you wish to talk..I'm always willing to chat with my young man's friends.

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ROUND THREE OVER!

WINNER:TSUGU

TIME:30 MINUTES 46 SECONDS

MORTALS:2

GODS:1

#story