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whats-9plus10 · 6 months

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THEY LEFT HIS PONYTAIL IN THE STORYBOARD

#AHHHH #I miss him so much #Gary come home #I better see at least 1000 Gary posts for big boy season #venture bros #henchman 21 #vbros #the venture brothers #the monarch #the venture bros #gary fischer #storyboard #radiant is the blood of the baboon heart #rbbh #venture bros movie

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crispyafterdark · 4 months

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Big Barry the Baboon from "Catdog Food." Who among you wants to join him in his tub?

#catdog food #dat belly #shirtless #barry the baboon #catdog #bathtub #baboon #big gorilla

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tuzi-arts · 10 months

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burningexeter · 7 months

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[HEADCANON/FAN THEORY]

The Venture Bros. and its finale movie Radiant Is The Blood Of The Baboon Heart takes place in the same large shared universe as many other media ranging from movies, TV shows and video games that deal with several different types of unconventional protagonists and ensembles not just facing the odds but fighting against the highest stakes ever imaginable with Venture Bros. occurring over the course of 2016 to 2018 thanks to a certain prediction that Dr. Orpheus made coming true with Action Man at the end of the Morphos Trilogy.

In Chronological Order:

• Genndy Tartakovsky's Primal

• Far Cry Primal

• Clash Of The Titans (1981)

• Jason and the Argonauts (1963)

• Apocalypto

• Wolfwalkers

• Pirates Of The Caribbean Trilogy

• The Mask Of Zorro

• Guy Ritchie's Sherlock Holmes Duology

• Deathwatch (2002)

• The Mummy (1999)

• Where Eagles Dare

• Overlord (2018)

• Inglourious Basterds

• The Exorcist (1973)

• Exorcist III: Legion (1990)

• The Nice Guys

• Thief (1981)

• Big Trouble In Little China

• Tales From The Crypt Presents Demon Knight

• Heat (1995)

• Blade (1998) and Blade II

• Trick r Treat

• Breaking Bad Trilogy

• Sons Of Anarchy Duology

• Alan Wake (2010) and Alan Wake II

• Attack On Titan (the first two seasons)

• Krampus

• Control (2019)

• The Invisible Man (2020)

• Wrath Of Man (2021)

• Wildwood (2025)

• Upgrade (2018)

and finally

• The DOOM Series (1993 OG, Hell On Earth, 3, 64, 2016 and Eternal)

Notes/Details/Trivia:

• Whatever you don't see here, it ain't canon here to help streamline things and better yet help keep the quality consistent. Then again, Blade Trinity and The Mummy: Tomb Of The Dragon Emperor not being canon isn't a bad thing at all really.

• This universe, even though it's headcanon just for fun, explores the multiple different perspectives to this world with their own different and distinct tones, styles and aesthetics cause that's part of the fun. You can have something that's huge in scale, insane and fantastical but cynical like The Venture Bros. but you can also have something that's dark, grounded and gritty like Breaking Bad.

• Another thing that helps connect them all including The Venture Bros. is that no matter how epic, insane, violent, out-of-control etc. as they all get, they always remain either somewhat grounded or grounded to some degree.

• It all culminates into the events of the DOOM series, serving as I guess what you would say is the Infinity War and Endgame to this universe with the Doom Slayer being the last one standing to finally put an end to this all that started way back in the prehistoric ages with Genndy Tartakovsky's Primal.

• Now this should be an interesting take to anyone who reads this - if they are all in the same insane universe with the highest body count ever than what, does Ezekiel "EZ" Reyes know any of the heroes and villains of The Venture Bros. or does Jesse Faden know Walter White? To answer that, the answer is a very painfully obvious "No".... BUT EZ knows OF the heroes and villains of The Venture Bros. because they're all famous like how he knows of Brad Pitt, George Clooney or Angelina Jolie cause they're famous while Jesse Faden knows OF Walter White because he's infamous like how she knows of Pablo Escobar, the Unabomber or Osama Bin Laden because they're infamous.

• Now last but not least, with the first two (and BEST) seasons of Attack On Titan being the only canon things here with it, you're probably wondering with the series finale on its way how does it end in the Venture Bros. Universe if that's what we're calling it?

Well here's how it ends in this universe —

It ends with Mikasa Ackerman and Historia Reiss, now an official romantic couple, looking out into the sunset on the beach shore and what they say to each other in that awesome fanart from Larkei are the final lines of the series.

Oh, and the Funimation English Dub is the canon version because it's way too good to not be.

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antiqueanimals · 2 years

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Dangerous Characters. Written by Ella Rodman Church. 1889.

#felines #big cats #leopards #primates #baboons

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africanamermaid · 3 months

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Had a Big Mac yesterday after work. I hadn't had one since I was 8.

My hands this morning still smell like it.

I'm scared

#McDonald's #McDonalds #burgers #food #wtf kind of seasonings do they use my hands smell like I've been cooking all morning #I'm over here on my work laptop sniffing my fingers like a baboon #I.R. not eat anymore Big Macs make I.R. want to eat hands #by the way Wendy's is far better tasting #pro-Wendy's blog

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thebirdandhersong · 1 year

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kicking back the Big Sad with steel toed high heeled boots. Disgusted

#NOT NOW you big baboon i have a PAPER TO WRITE

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axl-ul · 2 years

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The darker retelling/au version of JTTW which I decided to upload to AO3 instead of Wattpad for algorithm reasons (feedback is much easier to get there even though this cup of tea isn’t AO3′s primary focus which is pretty funny and ironical). Sorry for posting the same story twice but I hope I made myself clear.

Any feedback is appreciated!

Side note: I included it among Original Work, too, because well, I don’t think this classifies as a fanfiction that much. What’s more, Wukong and the main female character Márgerdra will appear later on in The Legends of No-man’s Land. This dark retelling is written in a way so it explains and helps to establish the relationship between those two. Again, I don’t want to disregard anyone’s believes. If you think it shouldn’t be labeled under Original Work, please, let me know (with a solid arguement, I don’t accept anything in the manner ‘such trash lol’).

Chapters: 1/27 Fandom: Xi You Ji | Journey to the West - Wu Cheng'en, Original Work Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Rape/Non-Con Relationships: Sun Wukong | Monkey King/Original Female Character(s), Sun Wukong | Monkey King & Original Female Character(s), Sha Wujing | Sandy & Sun Wukong | Monkey King, Liu Er Mihou | Six-eared Macaque & Sun Wukong | Monkey King, Sun Wukong & Zhu Bajie, Sūn Wùkōng | Monkey King & Táng Sānzàng | Tripitaka, Liu Er Mihou | Six-eared Macaque & Original Female Character(s), Original Female Character(s) & Original Female Character(s), Tang Sanzang & Sha Wujing, Zhu Bajie & Tang Sanzang, Everyone & Everyone, Everyone & Original Character(s) Characters: Sun Wukong | Monkey King, Tang Sanzang | Tripitaka, Zhu Bajie | Eight-Precepts Pig, Sha Wujing | Sandy, Original Female Character(s), Bai Long Ma | White Dragon Horse, Liu Er Mihou | Six-eared Macaque, Original Female Demon Character(s) Additional Tags: darker au/retelling, Angst, Hurt, Existential Crisis, Existential Angst, AU version, Dark Fantasy, Dark Comedy, Horror, Drama & Romance, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Violence, Alternate Universe - Mythology, Mythology References, Chinese Mythology & Folklore, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Enemies to Lovers

Summary:

Sun Wukong, the demon king fallen from grace, tries to lead a reformed life under the teachings of his master Tang Sanzang while fighting off various demons and other misfortunes alongside his junior disciples Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing. However, one day they are bound to escort two important figures to the nearest city. The Princess of the Great Tiger Kingdom and her most loyal advisor who seems to share more than food supplies with short-tempered Monkey King. While majority of them bicker daily, they fail to notice a pair of keen eyes watching their every step.

A soulless demon rejected by the Heavens feared by humans. Sun Wukong must prove whether he truly is worthy obtaining sutras in the west. Will he overcome his pride and bloodlust? Is he able to come to terms with Lady Wolf Witch and help each other in order to protect their beloved ones? Or will they both lead themselves to inevitable doom?

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1kari · 2 years

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why can i not stand bugs but i love spiders… we used to have around 35 tarantulas at one point in my moms house like that was so cool

#i had one it was an OBT (orange baboon tarantula aka orange bitey thing)#but sadly he starved himself to death alongside his food. rip king!#we also had one that was a whole foot long it was in a big ass cage but it broke its fangs off once by jusy biting at the top. why were they #why were they like that….. my mom took rly good care of all of them it was Her Thing #dunno. just remembered that #our first tarantula was a little baby guy like REALLY RLY TINY and he would always make little hills of dirt to sit on in his little cage #so my mom named him king of the hill (koth) for short we had him until we had to sell everything bc we had no monry

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tondasposts · 7 months

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#COMPLETE LIE COVERING FOR BIG MIKE THE BABOON

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fuzzychildchopshop · 11 months

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CN Duos 2 by AfroOtaku917

#i am weasel #secret squirrel #2 stupid dogs #ir baboon #the big dog #the little dog #morocco mole

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whats-9plus10 · 9 months

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“DOC SUGGESTS A PHYSICAL LETTER WRITING CAMPAIGN FOR MORE VENTURE”

#isn’t there a big fan group that organizes stuff like this #the guild of charitous intent #are we bringing save the venture bros back #venture bros #the venture brothers #the venture bros #vbros #doc hammer #jackson publick #radiant is the blood of the baboon heart #rbbh #venture bros season 8

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moonstonediaz · 1 year

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#massively annoyed by my boss #i told him i’d be in late tomorrow bc i have a doctors appointment and he jokingly said ‘nope. no. can’t go to the doctor’#aaaaahahahaha. you are so funny. ha ha. do standup #and yes even though it was an obvious joke i’m just over it #can we please stop making people feel guilty for trying to get answers on a medical mystery ailment?#im already having a tough time gathering the energy to go. i don’t need to feel guilty about missing work too #you great big baboon ass #t talks in the tags

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weaselle · 1 year

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i wanna do a thing where i lay out studies that show things in different primates that show us parts of ourselves as humans. Call it Primates: Through the Looking Glass or The Monkey in the Mirror or something

There are studies and documentaries that show things about Gorillas, Chimpanzees, Bonobos, Baboons, Macaques... that just make sense to me. That if shown right would make sense to a lot of people, i think.

like... they were studying this one group of gorillas --

okay wait. First of all, you know a silverback (the Big Male) of the group is not the leader or in charge or anything, right? He has a role, and it includes a certain amount of control, which i’ll explain briefly, but he’s not, like, in charge.

wait, you know all that Dominance/Alpha theory about wolves is all wrong, right?

wait wait wait, and also that like, the bull or the stag or whatever in a herd is not in charge of anything, right? right?

hold on. the wolves is it’s own post, the herd thing i might get back to, we’re on gorillas, okay. Silverback is basically just the male head of an extended family in which plenty of the leadership is handled by the women of the family.

There are often 2-4 silverbacks, but one, usually the largest, will clearly be senior to the others who are often his sons or brothers. Silverbacks have three main roles

1: defend the group from all physical threats aside from people, these threats are mostly random male gorillas, chimpanzee baby-snatching gangs, and the occasional leopard. Just his alert presence handles most scenarios, and then maybe a few times a year he has to risk his life fulfilling this responsibility. It is this role that provides most of whatever actual power he has over the group, namely this: while he isn’t necessarily the one deciding when and where the group goes on a daily basis, if the most powerful/capable silverback does decide to travel a direction, they pretty much have to go with him, the family isn’t safe without him.

2: make babies. And this is one area where the ladies of the group will sometimes sort of vote with their ovaries, and favor a silverback that isn’t the main one, like “yeah, Frank, you are the biggest, but honestly you’re a dick and we’re going to make sure the next generation of silverbacks isn’t another one of you.” When you see a main large silverback in a group of gorillas, it isn’t, like, his blindly loyal harem, they have to approve of him. Also gorilla females move between groups, and sometimes they take members with them or start new groups and stuff. Anyway i’m getting off track, one of the silverbacks jobs is making babies

3. keep the peace This functions a lot like being in the back seat with your siblings with your parents up front. Basically any disputes within the group have to be handled within a certain parameter of decorum, because if it gets too out of hand HE’s going to come over, and He’ll be upset, which is low-key terrifying because He’s huge, and there’s no telling who He’ll decide is at fault or what he’ll do about it, so letting a situation get out of hand is a losing scenario for everyone involved really. Tho typically he will favor senior females in disputes, in a “don’t you talk that way to your mom” kind of way.

one last thing, silverbacks don’t actually transfer power between silverbacks via battle every time.

Like i was just reading accounts from a multi-generational observational study of some wild gorillas that featured one big silverback just straight up taking over by performing the silverback duties better and becoming preferred by everyone else in the group. There was no fight, it just became, i do the job better, everyone likes me better, kicking my ass can’t change that, and boom, he was the primary silverback. And the other silverback might have been a bit dull, or a bit of a bully, but like us their species’ success is largely dependent on social intelligence; once he saw the writing on the wall, that other, slightly larger sivlerback didn’t even bother trying to change the situation with a physical fight, he understood what had happened.

okay so all that was just to tell you all this story. lol. Here’s what i saw in one documentary:

This very big, getting old silverback, who was hugely popular and successful, with a very large and tightly bonded family group, and a couple of his hulking adult sons backing him up. Everybody in his group seemed to love him a lot, he was particularly calm in that gentle giant sort of way, a safe, emotionally steady presence, happy to help raise his sons and daughters with kindness, and who could become a raging nightmare if pressed by a leopard ... exactly what a band of gorillas wants in a silverback.

But one of his adult sons had plenty of silver on his own back, and was getting itchier and itchier to be main man of the group, and this is where we start our little drama

It seems to be coming to a head, and the observers are nervous about a fight for the position. The silverback and his son are both are huge, probably approaching 400lbs, mostly muscle, with long thick fangs and skulls topped with jaw muscles as big as human biceps to wield those teeth, which nature has given them primarily to fight other gorillas with.

But then the next day, the old man leads the fam up the mountain.

it’s winter, which is why they have come down the mountain in the first place. But as we discussed, if he goes somewhere, they have to go, so they all follow behind.

up he goes, and then he sits. And waits. It’s cold and there is much less food up here at this time of year. There’s nothing to do but sit hungry in the cold. His size and metabolism makes him the most able to withstand the cold, but even he is pretty uncomfortable.

And so he sits. And his family, perhaps confused, but loyal, sits around him.

But his son, the other huge silverback, with years of training even as an adult under his wise father, is ready and able to go off on his own. Finally, he stands up, makes clear his intentions to leave this uncomfortable place. A small handful of the other gorillas stand with him -- if he goes down the mountain, then they can safely leave as well. He turns and heads down the mountain. After a moment, a few more gorillas leave the main group to follow. All in all it winds up being nearly half.

The wise older silverback thoughtfully watches his son leave with about half the group. He sits a while longer in the cold, in the company of those most loyal to him, and then takes them along a different path down the mountain

And those two groups still ran into each other sometimes, and were friendly. And sometimes a couple gorillas would change between the two groups. They were still close.

But i just thought that was such an elegant, meaningful way for that gorilla to handle that whole situation. And it makes a completely human sort of sense to me.

#science and nature #gorillas #primates

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strange-nintendo-facts · 1 year

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Peewee

“Look behind you.”

Peewee is a tough and determined black gorilla, known for his intense workouts at an elite sports gym. He takes his physical fitness very seriously, and could often be found lifting weights or practicing his wrestling moves in his spare time.

Despite his tough exterior, Peewee has a soft spot for karaoke. He loves belting out his favorite tunes, and is surprisingly good at hitting all the right notes.

Peewee is also a skilled pro wrestler, known for his impressive strength and agility. He takes great pride in his wrestling skills, and is always eager to take on new opponents in the ring.

Despite his impressive physique and athletic abilities, Peewee has a reputation for being a bit cranky. He doesn't suffer fools lightly, and isn't afraid to speak his mind when he feels someone is out of line.

Despite his gruff nature, Peewee is deeply loyal to his friends and family. He is always willing to lend a helping hand when someone is in need, and is fiercely protective of those he cared about.

Overall, Peewee is a complex and multi-faceted individual, known for his intense physicality, his love of karaoke, and his unwavering loyalty to those he loves.

#animal crossing gorillas #gorillas #apes #peewee #li'l dude #big ape #great big ape #big baboon of an ape #gorilla gorilla #big monkey

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antiqueanimals · 2 years

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Aus dem Leben der Tiere: 100 Beschreibungen, Tatsachenberichte und Erzählungen. Illustration by Matthias Haab. 1984.

#felines #big cats #leopards #primates #baboons #Matthias Haab

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