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Cobra (1986)

Cobra is one crazy movie. It’s absurdly violent, at times nonsensical, badly written, and so over-the-top you can’t believe they took it seriously. This film is so busy trying to convince us that legislation and proper procedures get in the way of true justice it becomes hilarious.

Sylvester Stallone is officer Marion “Cobra” Cobretti, a cop so bold all he needs to defeat crime is for those who believe in “due process”, “innocent until proven guilty” and “nonlethal force” to stand out of the way. When model Ingrid Knudsen (Brigitte Nielsen) witnesses a savage attack by a cult of ax-wielding maniacs who believe in a New World Order, she is placed in protective custody. With the cult's leader (Brian Thompson as the Night Slasher) hell-bent on slaughtering her, Cobra is Marion’s only hope.

What a misfire. Even if it were true that police officers could clean up the streets in five minutes if they were given free rein, this film would fail to convince you. Cobra has no grasp on reality whatsoever. Violent crimes may happen every day, some of them might be senseless and random… but how many are committed by one-dimensional villains like the ones we meet here? This feels like it was written by an angsty teenager who just finished reading a newspaper article about a murderer going free due to lack of evidence. It’s a fantasy in which the muscle-bound hero is never punished or even reprimanded because he's surrounded by limp-wristed softies with broomsticks up their asses.

Cutting the legs from under the picture is its own staggering body count. While Jason Voorhees may have butchered 146 people on-screen, that’s over 12 films. Cobra kills 41 in just a few days. The man makes a career of tracking down bad guys. They must have entire fields dedicated to the suspects he’s tracked down!

What cements Cobra as a film that’s so bad it’s good is its earnestness. Sylvester Stallone stars and wrote the screenplay. Director George P. Cosmatos went on to direct Tombstone, about a group of cowboys who decide to bring justice to a small town by the way of the gun. They believed in this picture. They wanted to lure people into the theatre with the promise of violence and action while teaching you a lesson. They wanted to change the way you think. Every antagonist is so slimy, every effort to make Cobra cool is so obvious it winds up having the opposite effect. Whether it's a would-be frightening scene or action-packed exchanges of gunfire, it all becomes hysterical as you count down the number of people sent to their graves. You keep waiting for that weird scene with the robots (don't ask) to pay off… and it doesn’t, making the film a blast to watch alone, but even more entertaining to see with friends that have no idea what they’re getting into.

As a bonus, Cobra is set around Christmas time - obviously to make its violence even more shocking. I’ve heard it used to run longer and was Rated X before it was trimmed down to accommodate more screenings upon its initial release. That original version is what I want for Christmas this year. There’s no better way to describe this Stallone picture than to pull a quote directly from the movie: “This thing’s so far out of control I don’t know where to start”. (On Blu-ray, December 2, 2016)

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Sorti en 1986, Cobra a une place très étrange dans la carrière de Sylvester Stallone. À l’époque et c’est d’ailleurs toujours le cas aujourd’hui, le film a des critiques plutôt défavorables. Seul la revue Starfix a osé le mettre en couverture tout en indiquant que c’était le film d’action le plus « destroy » de l’année ! Il a également des notes désastreuse sur les sites de référencement. Pourtant, lorsque je demande aux fans de l’acteur ce qu’ils pensent du film… La plupart du temps ils adorent ! Alors , c’est un top ou un flop ? Réalisé par George Cosmatos qui avait déjà travaillé avec l’acteur sur Rambo 2, Cobra est le film d’action typique des années 80. Un Hero musclé et marginal qui préfère les solutions expéditives pour régler les problèmes.(Apparemment, l’acteur affirme qu’il a beaucoup pensé à Jean-Paul Belmondo en interprétant son personnage !) C’est vrai qu’il est cool, Marion Cobretti car c’est la première fois que je vois un type manger des pizzas avec ses gants chez lui… Lol. La photographie est très clipesque. L’intrigue est absolument sans surprise. Sylvester Stallone propose le rôle de la femme en détresse à sa compagne de l’époque Brigitte Nielsen mais mis à part une plastique irréprochable Le jeu laisse tout de même à désirer. Pourtant, malgré ses défauts évidents, je prends toujours mon pied en le regardant. Le début du film avec ce motard psychopathe qui se dirige vers un supermarché pour faire un carnage sous un ciel rouge sang est pour moi absolument dantesque. La tension dans ce long-métrage est omniprésente et on a parfois plus l’impression de voir un thriller horrifique ultra violent qu’un polar d’action. Ensuite je trouve qu’on ne s’y ennuie jamais car le rythme est très soutenu et le script est débarrassé de toutes fioritures. Parfois, l’ambiance de fin du monde, du film me fait penser à une prequel du premier Mad Max. Alors oui, Cobra n’est probablement pas un grand film mais un vrai plaisir, régressif honnête qui ne pète pas plus haut que son cul. Et vous que pensez-vous du film ? #cobra1986 #cobrafilms #cobra #sylvesterstallone #georgecosmatos #brigittenielsen #actionmovies #filmdaction #thriller #movies #cinema #filmculte (à Paris, France) https://www.instagram.com/p/CofexGWLzqk/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Far more protracted and less informed by any dramatic considerations, the punches of Rocky IV: Rocky vs Drago now make their connection https://is.gd/CYXo8t

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[the-golden-purple-box]

1986

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Cobra (1986) 🐍 #SylvesterStallone #BrigitteNielsen #ReniSantoni #Stallone #80smovie #actionmovie #movieposter #classicfilm #cobra #cobra1986 #movie #film #80s #80saction #1980s #1986 #fairgame #paulaGosling #GeorgePCosmatos #MenahemGolan #YoramGlobus #SylvesterLevay #RicWaite #LAPD #losangeles #MercuryMonterey #Jatimatic #ColtGoldCupNationalMatch1911 #colt1911 https://www.instagram.com/p/B8kRH0fgorN/?igshid=19mcvu7qzimf3

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[nospoilerreviews]

Far more protracted and less informed by any dramatic considerations, the punches of Rocky IV: Rocky vs Drago now make their connection https://is.gd/CYXo8t

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🇷🇺 кадры из фильма "Кобра" с Сильвестром Сталлоне и Бригиттой Нильсен . 🇬🇧 Sylvester Stallone and Brigitte Nielsen in Cobra . #sylvesterstallone #cobra #brigittenielsen #80smovies #1980s #80sbattle #actionmovies #сильвестрсталлоне #бриджитнильсен #бригиттанильсен #мылюбим80е https://www.instagram.com/p/CPzAkWbljRo/?utm_medium=tumblr

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