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eashmo · 8 months

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- Blood and Chocolate -

A vampy eddie smut fic

warnings: a long story of absolute filthy shamless smut with chocolate syrup. because i'm a whore for vamp eddie..... i seriously need to get laid or something. 🤣

A/n: eddie gif by @illhumor

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The room was dark as I entered, an atmosphere created by a faded orange yellow hue. Decorated with a couple of fake torches that were lit and in the middle of the room stood a large, dark wooden table surrounded by wooden chairs that were currently occupied by Erica and the guys At the head of the table was a throne, and with one glance, I saw the very person I was looking for…… My favorite bloodsucker Dungeon master.

His eyes were on me the moment I walked in. He tried to hide his grin when I decided to take my place on my “throne” that was next to his. That's when the rest of the party finally noticed me. I mouthed “don't mind me” to them as they gave me small waves and smiles.

I never really played with them, It was actually more entertaining to me to listen to them play. Mostly because of Eddie, the way he always made the story come to life was always mesmerizing, with all the effort he put into various characters and the range of voices he had for them. I always found myself on the edge of my seat, wanting to know what was going to happen next. Sometimes, I also couldn’t help getting turned on by him being in his element, and he knew that.

*hour later*

I was thoroughly engrossed in some homework that I decided to quietly do while everyone was bickering about what plan they should do to destroy Acererak, i trying to distract myself from being hot and bothered by Eddie's voice. when all of a sudden Eddies' ringed right hand came into my field of vision, holding the d20.

“Wanna roll it for me, baby?” he grins down at me. I grin back at him, taking the dice from him. Standing in front of him, his hands on my hips. I could feel how hard he was because I knew he could smell my arousal soon as he started the campaign.

“You got this kitten.” he whispers in my ear, smirking when I hear my pet name fall from his lips as I roll the dice in my hand. Everyone held their breath when I released it from my grasp, time slowed as it rolled across the table, and then it suddenly rolled right on a 20.

“CRIT HIT!” Erica screamed, and everyone joined the chaos. Turning towards Eddie, I lunched myself at him arms wrapped around his neck. He caught me as he wrapped his arms tightly around me, spinning me around, causing me to giggle. Setting me down, I pulled down his head to give him a passionate kiss. Who knew playing DnD could be a major turn-on?

“I got a surprise at home for you.” I mumbled lightly into his lips for only him to hear. I could feel him smirk against my lips. Voices from the party went from cheering to “gross”, “get a room guys” and gagging. We laughed apart.

“Sorry guys” I giggled.

*hours later*

Cold hands slithered over sweat-damp skin. Eddie slid his tongue up my chocolate syrup covered neck, and the wetness from his tongue leaves a trail of fire behind. Biting my skin, he sucked the blood he drew with his fangs. He groaned at the taste of both blood and chocolate, which flooded his mouth. he moves up to my jaw line. pausing over my earlobe, where he gently nibbles. Causing me to moan louder, my fingers roughly clutch his long, dark brown hair. He pulls away from me.

“Hm kitten~ be a good girl and behave.”

I whined as His hands automatically found my thighs, running them up and down my soft skin. He lifted me onto the kitchen counter, I leaned down to kiss him, and a soft growl rolled out of his lips as he leaned up, capturing my lips with equal vigor. The press of lips transformed into something more deep, tongues dancing around one another as our breaths mingled together. I leaned back with a gasp and licked my lips that were now covered in my blood and chocolate.

spreading my legs more so he could scoot closer between them. He placed his forehead on mine.

“As much as i loved my chocolate covered strawberries, you're definitely a better snack” he licks my mouth clean, "so delicious"

We both shared a laugh, I could stare at him for hours and loved the way he looked with chocolate and blood running down his slightly toned chest. His blown out crimson eyes on mine, his wild brown hair framed his face perfectly, his glistening red tinted fangs grinning at me. He was a work of art sculpted by Michelangelo himself, and he was mine. i wanted to lick him clean. He poured more chocolate syrup on me. It dripped down my body.

His mouth instantly attached itself to me again. Working his way down my throat and chest. He teased each nipple until it hardened, slowly increasing the pressure. Arching my back, eyes closed, I pressed my skin against his lips. Slowly, ever so slowly, he grazes his fangs across my nipples, drawing beads of blood from the sensitive skin. He lapped the drops from my chocolate covered skin over and over.

Down and down, he moved, licking, sucking, mapping inch after inch of my skin. When his breath ghosted over my core, I whimpered.my legs spread wider.

"Please." I breathed.

He attached his lips to my clit, tongue lapped my insides, fangs scraped my folds as his nose was buried in soft h/c hair. Two ringed fingers thrusted into me, causing me to let out a choked moan. Fangs dug into my inner thigh. Fingers pumped in and out, until he found his favorite spot that was within me. opening my legs Wider, exposing myself as much as I could.

“D-Daddy” I whined. When I reached the edge, he pulled out his fingers, and my release splashed all over his face. As I tried to regain myself, he raised himself, licking his lips clean.

“That good kitten?” he smirked. I pulled him down, capturing his lips with mine. Tasting myself, I groaned.

“Let me return a favor.” I bite his lip, causing him to growl. Unsteadly, i jumped off the counter and kneeled in front of him.

He watched me as I eyed his cock like was about to eat a candy cane. A chocolate covered candy cane. He was about to say something until he felt the chocolate syrup being poured on him and my lips encasing the tip of his cock, the words died in his throat.

“S-shit… kitten”

I just hummed, and he let out a groan. my tongue swirled around the tip, gathering as much precum and chocolate as I could before I started to swallow more around him. What I couldn't fully take into my mouth was working on with my fingers, wrapping a hand around his base while the other one was fondling his balls. He let out a long, throaty moan. His hands clasped the counter tightly above me.

I looked up from under my thick lashes and smiled, humming before I started bobbing my head in a steady rhythm. I clenched my thighs together, feeling the steady pulse of my pussy as I pleased my beloved vampire. His moans became breathless - sounded like he was close. I pushed the flat of my tongue against the underside of his cock, pressing against his thick vein as I sucked and moved my head up and down. His hands found my head, burying them into my h/c strands as he encouraged me to go on. He could feel his release approach fast.

his head lolled back as he let out another throaty moan, his voice hoarse, and the burning sensation in his whole body made him wonder if he wasn't in flames or anything. He could feel himself tremble and moan my name… he was close.

“fuck” y/n, kitten… M’close.”

I just hummed again, and he came down my throat. I moaned a little surprised but eagerly slurped everything up that he would give me. cleaning him up with my tongue, panting for air as i opened my mouth, showing him that i indeed swallowed every last drop of him. A low possessive growl left his throat as he grabbed her jaw and leaned down to capture me into a deep kiss, tasting himself on my tongue. tongues twirled around each other, fighting for dominance before I caved in, and he had full access, ravishing my mouth.

“That good, Daddy?” micking him from earlier.

“Jump!” He growled. I jumped, and he easily caught my thick thighs as I wrapped them around his waist.

“kitten” He purred, his face nuzzling into my hair.

“Eddie Please… I need you!” I moaned.

He hummed as he made his way to our bedroom. But not before he grabbed the bottle of syrup. Laying me down on the bed, he leaned up and poured the rest of the syrup on the both of us before he hovered over me. breaching my entrance before he sunk into my welcoming heat, my velvet walls hugging him close as he rolled his hips, steadily sinking into me.

“Fuck… You’re so fuck’n tight, kitten” He moaned, i was a mewling mess underneath him, wrapping my arms around his neck, pulling him closer to kiss him, which he happily obliged to. He caged my head with his arms as he kissed me, taking his sweet time to do so. I gasped for air, and we moaned in unison as he bottomed out in me.

“Son of a bitch…” he growled. I could feel him twitch as I squeezed around him, urging him to move.

“Move p-please”

He watched me hungrily. His once crimson eyes were now completely swallowed by the dark of his pupils. Predatory. I felt exposed and wanted at the same time. I moaned and wiggled my hips, again trying to coax him to finally move. He groaned and retreated almost completely. When I was about to protest, he snapped his hips back into my aching pussy… hard. Screaming loudly, smirking.

“Mine” he growls “this… belongs to me forever.”

I nodded, unable to form coherent words at the moment. I absolutely loved it when he got this possessive. I moaned into his neck, licking up some syrup in the process.

Eddie started to pull back again, snapping his hips back into my welcoming heat, my warm walls hugging him all so nicely, pulling him in. He groaned my name, pushing inside of me again, a quick and brutal pace, which made the bed groan with the amount of force he pushed into me. my eyes rolled back as I panted and moaned helplessly. I could feel him everywhere, pushing and pushing against my sensitive spots deep inside. I bit his neck hard, not being able to draw blood. He let out a loud growl at the sensation. The growl rumbled his chest. He took my chin and roughly moved to the side. My neck was presented to him, and he bit me immediately. His fangs were painful but pleasurable as he pounded into me.

There was a burning sensation in my abdomen. I felt like my world was spinning from the loss of blood, an almost animalistic instinct to be prey for the predator on top of me. Normally, he was not this aggressive, only sometimes when I begged him. But this time? He wanted this himself, feeling like this was the only way he could actually get relief. I wasn't scared of him. He knew my limit. He detached his fangs from my neck when he felt me go limp a little.

“Such a good girl, so nice and delicious”

He could feel me squeeze around him. He smiled, I was letting him know that I was still with him. looking at me in my glazed over eyes. He kisses my face gently.

I lazily held my legs up. The new position gave him a new angle, hitting my sweet spot deep inside of me with precision. I could feel my eyes roll back once more as I moaned helplessly. I could feel the hot lava in my abdomen pool as he continued to penetrate my pussy in all the good ways.

“D-daddy! P-please”

“Shh, kitten, It’s alright”

He pounded into me, my moans spurning him on as he felt that knot tighten steadily. he could feel my legs twitch and quiver against his waist, and he could feel himself getting closer to the edge as well, his hips started to sputter in their rhythm a little as he moaned.

"That's it, Kitten, Cum for me.” I squeezed around him cumming as soon as he gave me permission. his breath came out more erratic as he finally stumbled over the edge as well. He moaned my name as he felt himself cum inside of me, filling me up. we were panting when we slowly came down from our high, still joined together.

“You just fucked the life out of me.” I gave a breathy chuckle.

“That's not funny, i thought i went overboard this time sucking your blood” he frowns a little.

“I love you” I sighed as I reached up to touch his face.

“I love you too.” He answered with a soft chuckle, the effect finally wearing a bit down again. He pulled out, staring at his cum that slowly dripped out of my spent pussy.

“How are you feeling?” he asked softly.

“I'm ok baby, I promise. Also, happy one year anniversary." I grin up at him. i finally regained my breath and strength.

“Happy anniversary, baby girl. ready for round two in the shower?” he grins back at me.

"Most definitely." i say quickly, trying to race to the bathroom with wobbly legs. causing him to chuckle after me.

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verosvault · 2 months

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🚨SPOILERS FOR FANTASY HIGH JUNIOR YEAR EPISODE 6🚨

Dimension20 "Fantasy High Junior Year"

Episode 6 "Party Politics"

Timestamp: 1:31:25

Video Length: 4min. & 49sec.

Kristen and Tracker's Phone Call (1/3 | ‣2/3 | 3/3)

Tracker: "So you don't want me to, but you're saying I don't need your permission."

Kristen: "Yeah, I'm just saying, I got a lot on my plate right now, and so I'm not really in a mental state to be like, 'I am so happy for you,' the way that maybe I would like to be. I just am like, you know."

Tracker: "Yeah, I wanna make...Well, I'm really sorry, and I'm sorry that Cassandra is-"

Kristen tells Tracker that Cassandra is dead and she saw Yes! And that it was rotting and she banished it before she could ask it a question 'cause she's an idiot. 😭✋

Tracker: "Can you even cast spells right now?"

Kristen: "No."

Tracker: "What's gonna happen with you and Aguefort?"

Kristen tells Tracker that she's gonna be president! 😭✋

The awesome caption team: (players snickering) 😭✋

Brennan: "There is a long silence. A loooong silence." 😂😂💀💀

Murph covering his face! 😭✋

Brennan laughing a little 😂🤣💀

Ally: "Kristen really just gassed herself up, actually. Now, she's standing up on a couch on the phone."

Fabian: "Get down! Get down off the couch!"

Kristen giving Fabian the bird! 😭✋

Zac: "All of us are just watching you." 💀💀✋✋

Emily's laughter! 😂🤣

Siobhan: "You're doing really good."

Ally: "I'm kinda holding my hand like Napoleon. Is this how Napoleon did it?" 😭✋

Fabian: "Kristen, get down."

∆

Kristen: "Sorry, I have a lot of adrenaline coursing through my veins."

Tracker: "Yeah, that's sorta playful in a way that I'm not feeling right now."

Kristen: "Ooh! Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah, I was completely honest, I'm having an awful night. And so tonight's not really the night to give you a really honest answer about our relationship." 😭✋ (The voice crack on the "I'm Sorry" made it sound kinda insincere! I'm crying so hard fr! 😭✋)

Tracker: "Great, okay."

Kristen: "Is that all you wanted to ask? If you could post about your girlfriend?"

Tracker: "Yeah." (THE FACE BRENNAN MAKES! 😭✋ YELLING CRYING SOBBING! 😭✋)

Kristen: "Okay."

Tracker: "Yeah."

Kristen: "I think you should just do it, and I'll figure out a way with the tools that I have, which are throwing myself into this campaign and talking to Jawbone as much as possible."

Lou's reaction and the way he laughs during this is concerning me 😂😂💀💀

Tracker: "Okay. Well-"

Kristen: "Can I ask you a question?"

Tracker: "Yeah, yeah."

Kristen: "Your church is thriving. You're doing so good."

Tracker: "Yeah."

Kristen: "And mine is really, really bad. So bad. How did you pick the moon, and do you ever think about just dropping it and starting a whole new thing that you kinda made up yourself?"

Tracker: "Look, there were a lot of things about how you chose to be a cleric that I wouldn't have said while we were together, because we were together and I wanted to be supportive. And I'm not gonna say them now, when you're really low. But probably some of the stuff you need to hear is gonna be not that fun to hear. Yeah, my church is thriving, and I've never thought about abandoning Galicaea. We're changing the nature of how people relate to this goddess, and if I didn't do it, she would be the version you saw in the nightmare forest forever. She deserves people that understand her as she once was and as she can be again. And frankly, it's thriving now, but it wasn't four months ago. And there were hard, hard parts and there's still a long ******* way to go. And frankly, Kristen, I don't think you've ever dealt with Helio. You were like, yeah, this is ******** and I'm leaving, but you never grappled with the parts of it that ******* worked for you. You were chosen. All you had to do was do the **** everybody always said you were gonna do. And then you wandered out into the wilderness where you had to make meaning for yourself, and the truth is, Kristen, as much as you 'like the idea of making meaning,' you don't wanna do it 'cause it's hard."

Kristen: "Yeah, my work ethic's been bad. But Helio was so annoying."

Tracker: "You leaving Helio was the right choice for you, but the issue is, you wanted something Helio-shaped. You wanted something where the engine was already running and all the machinery was there, and you could just step in and have a waiting flock ready to raise their hands up and say, 'This is the chosen one.' And then you made a god out of block letters, and it died on the day you made it."

Kristen: "Wow."

Tracker: "That's true! It's ****** up!"

Kristen: "Wow."

Tracker: "I don't even know if you could go find another god. Your last two gods died!"

Kristen: "I..." *laughs* "Okay, I just-"

Tracker: "You know how rare it is for a god to die?"

Kristen: "Yeah."

Tracker: "Your last two! In high school!"

Kristen: "Maybe she had a shrimp allergy. You don't ******* know!" 😭😭✋✋

Brennan's laugh! And then Murph and Lou's reactions! 😭😭✋✋

This whole interaction made me AN ABSOLUTE MESS!!! 😭😭✋✋

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heeheesang · 10 months

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𝔂𝓪𝓷𝓰 𝓳𝓾𝓷𝓰𝔀𝓸𝓷—𝓭𝓪𝓷𝓬𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝔂𝓸𝓾

𝔂𝓪𝓷𝓰 𝓳𝓾𝓷𝓰𝔀𝓸𝓷—𝓸𝓭𝓭 𝓸𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓾𝓽

sypnosis : girl named kim yn, debuts under hybe with a ton of attention, making her stand out from the rest. she thought it was fine at first, until she was caught off guard and caught in a scandal with one of the groups in hybe labels.

warnings! cursing & innapropriate jokes (at certain chapters)

"this is such a complicated dance, won.." i mumbled under my breath as jungwon let out short laughs.

i stood up and tried to copy the dance while jungwon sat at the side and played his phone for a bit until i was ready. we started off slow with laughters at how awkward the dance was, then starting the actual dance.

jungwon's perfect at dancing, he really is. he knows how to keep himself stable and the backup dancer stable when holding their waist. i'm very shy when people do skinship like hugging me or holding hands, could you imagine how red i was when jungwon held my waist and we held hands?

"ynnie, you okay? you're as red as a tomato." jungwon laughed as i fanned myself and tied my hair up into a low ponytail, "just a little hot.."

"you wanna get something to drink from the cafeteria?" jungwon asked and i almost immediately nodded, taking my phone and my wallet.

we raced to the elevator and jungwon reached first because my shoes came off while running. i pouted a little bit and even gave him the silent treatment as a joke but he took it a little seriously and even wanted to re-race just so i could win.

"won, i'm just playing with you! i'm fine, you should've seen your reaction!" i laughed as we entered the escalator and he pouted.

i took my pointer fingers and placed them both at the tip of his mouth, lifting it up and suddenly made eye contact with him, taking off my fingers almost immediately and i felt awkward and embarrassed now.

"sorry.. i always did that to my friends and... i'm sorry." i stuttered while he laughed and patted my back, "yoi, no worries! it's kinda cute!"

once we made our way out of the elevator, he suddenly started a debate.

"cereal or milk first?" was the main debate topic.

"i'd say milk first because personally, i love crunchy cereal and like if i put cereal first then milk, the cereal's gonna get so.. soggy!" i started.

"but what for if you put milk first then cereal, i mean might as well just eat cereal on its own if you like it crunchy right?" he argued.

the debate went on forever until we arrived at the cafe. he ordered chai tea and i ordered white mocha. he was about to pay but i pushed his hand away and pressed on the counter while i tapped my card, it's all like deja vu.

"well played.. i'm paying next time!"

"i'll be sure to go to a wealthy restaurant next then!" i joked and he poked my sides causing me to almost fall but thankfully he caught me.

after we finished our drink, we went back up to the dance studio and neaten up the dance a little bit more before we practiced one last time.

"you're so good at this yn! becoming an idol really suits you," jungwon complimented as i blushed and packed my items.

"you're just saying that because you're a senior~"

"no like, seriously! you're doing an amazing job!"

"thanks won, but i feel like people on the internet think otherwise..." ny voice started becoming silent and jungwon immediately rushed to my side, holding me by my shoulders to look at him.

"ynnie, i know i've said this alot but ignore them! i know it's hard to ignore them but the more you let it get to you, the more it's gonna be hard for you, ynnie. we're in this together okay! your members, my members, just hybe! we're all here to support you, ynnie. we love you, we care for you, i care for you." jungwon said as my eyes got slightly watery which made him pull me into a hug while i cried onto his shoulders.

a/n : sunghoon and yn folded 🤣

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words-after-midnight · 1 year

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Nico's favorite tag game (ie. Find the Word)

Thanks for the tag @talesofsorrowandofruin! My words were survivor, spite, secure, and strength.

Tagging: @sunset-a-story, @thatndginger, @pertinax--loculos, @winterandwords, @novel-emma, @ls-daydreams, @theboarsbride, @nanashi23, @sarahlizziewrites + whoever else wants to jump in!

Your words are lend, tooth, early, heavy, intense.

I pulled these from an annex document to the narrative of Life in Black and White (Annex D), which is essentially the integral collection of Gabriel's journal entries from 2002, a key year in his life. And it's long, because this man keeps a near-daily journal. Enjoy!

Survivor (survive)

Mood: Both physically and existentially tired, exhausted, sleepy, over it - find a thesaurus.

Dr. Ross appointment today. I was right to be worried. He’s not only upping my Lunesta (which we were trying really hard to avoid), but the Seroquel is also going up a bit. He says I need to get a sleep study done this month if there’s no improvement within the next few weeks. There'd fucking better be, because I can't survive another week of this, let alone three.

Spite (despite)

I have so many good ones for "despite" in this doc that I'm giving you two, because I can't pick between them. 🤣

One of the nurses came by my room earlier to tell me I had a phone call, so I went to the phone room. Surprisingly enough, it was Jeff. He was all like, “So, how’re you making out in there?” Yeah, I could practically hear him cackling internally. The son of a bitch is getting a real kick out of this shit. At least someone’s laughing, I guess. I practically hissed into the phone, like, “I’m bored out of my fucking mind, no thanks to you.” He’s laughing, like, “Welcome to my life, man!” I was smiling despite myself, but at least he couldn’t tell.

I asked him if he wanted to go downstairs and watch some of his favorite movies after breakfast, knowing full well there was no way he would say no to making me sit through The Emperor's New Groove again (I reached acceptance on that last night, so I was prepared). We went downstairs and he wrapped himself up in a blanket like a five-year-old and sat next to me on the couch while we watched a cartoon Incan clone of him tyrannically run an empire and then promptly get turned into a llama. He can quote this entire movie. I cracked up a couple of times despite myself.

Secure (insecure)

I got into it a bit with Jeff just now because he left the house yesterday afternoon and didn’t come back overnight. When he came home, I asked him where he was. He just shrugged and said he was out with friends. I asked him which friends. He laughed out loud and told me I was acting like a jealous boyfriend. I got mad, raised my voice, and basically said, “I’m sorry for getting a little concerned considering what happened the last time you left the house and didn’t come home.” He just stared me down for a good ten seconds, and then started laughing. I told him it wasn’t funny. He said, “Yes, it is funny. You think I’m suddenly going to get my ass handed to me every time I go out? Who the fuck do you think you’re talking to?” I just walked out and came up to my room. I already feel terrible. I shouldn’t have brought it up. I don’t know what the fuck is wrong with me. I’m trying to resist going back out there right now to try to talk to him and apologize for being an insecure piece of shit. I need to give him some time to cool off.

Strength

I brought him a travel mug full of coffee for the way back, but I made sure to make it regular strength just to annoy him a little. It definitely annoyed me to have to get up at five in the fucking morning because this jackass can't leave other people's shit the fuck alone.

I don’t know how many times we’re going to have to do this before he gets it into his thick head that maybe this shit isn’t the best use of his time. He needs to get a damn hobby or something.

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howdoyousleep3 · 1 year

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Hi K<3

it’s the meal-eating tinder girl? i guess you could call me that? lmao it’s been a while!!

lots have happened since i sent that ask saying that meal making tinder guy had ended things

(he reached out after like three weeks saying how he still wanted to eat breakfast with my family, yet said «uhm…we haven’t spoken in like three weeks, what do you think??🤣» when i DARED to ask if he thought we should start talking again considering HE contacted ME🙂🙂)

((aaand i don’t think i’ve mentioned this before but we do go to the same school and this man could not look me in my eyes but would send me a snap about something entirely dumb like complaining about his yoghurt every time i walked past him))

anyway, that’s not what i’m here to complain about

i’m really sorry for venting to you but none of my friends get me on this😭

but i fucking miss getting my nipples sucked:( i have TEARED UP on several occasions just thinking about it!!! and idk what to do w myself!!!!!!

i’ve tried getting back on tinder but i just cant get over how attracted to him i was😩😩 objectively he’s not that hot and NONE of my friends agree with me on this (except one, who just refers to him as «butt», cause he has a glorious one)

but like he was just so BIG and BUFF and BURLY and his fucking neck tattoo made me WEAK IN THE KNEES and i sometimes just get these flashes of him whimpering in my ear when he came and i cannot fucking deal.

i need to get a grip, this is the same man who ate three whole boiled eggs with nothing else for breakfast. just the eggs. put them in a bowl and asked if i would like to sit outside with him. so i did. sat there on the lawn while he ate three whole boiled eggs right next to me. then drove me to work and the smell followed me all day. i can still feel it sometimes.

ANYWHO thank you for giving me some of your time. do feel free to ignore this

i hope you gave a lovely rest of your day, whatever time it is when you read this❤️

🤭😂 There is so much in this Ask and it made me laugh so hard in some parts omfg. Babe! I'm so happy to hear from you, my goodness.

First of alllllll, ugh I don't like this man! He wants to eat breakfast with your family and send you snaps but won't make eye contact with you and tries to make you feel dumb for wanting to make it work again?? EWW.

UGH, babe I'm so so so sorry. 😩 As a nipple sucking enthusiast I seriously feel for you.

He had a good ass, he had neck tattoos, he was BIG and BUFF and BURLY and whimpered in your ear when he came...but we keep those as fantasies and spank bank material because we deserve better in our real relationship.

not the eggs this is so fucking funny i just started laughing and kept laughing fuck

I'm sorry it took me a while to respond to this and I hope you're feeling happy and healthy! Lub you lots. 💕

#askK #meal making tinder guy #lub you babe stay strong

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scentofdriedflowers · 1 year

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I just finished the episode....I don't know what to say I- I don't know... oh Amanda, I'm gonna miss you like crazy

I'm still crying so hard because the ending was uuuf.... a moment, like a sucker punch, a beautiful heartbreaking moment and you cannot tell me that that standing ovation and applause at the end wasn't for Kelli too, because IT WAS, it was a last moment for Kelli as much as for Amanda and I'm glad it happened because SHE DAMN deserved it.

I started the episode 3 hours ago, I stared at the screen for 20 minutes before starting it because....I couldn't make myself to do it, it was like the Schrodinger cat theory, if I didn't start it it could still mean it hadn't happened somehow, and it could still be both, in a parallel version Amanda was still there.

But then I started it and it was so good I had expectations that I never thought I would get, but I did! we got to see the kids stumbling into their room! it was a lovely sweet scene, perfect!!! only thing missing…Frannie!! 😭 And I know we didn't get much Rollisi scenes but what we got it was so damn good, I loved it, their last scene was so genuine and sweet, that kiss on her head man! and I knew that Serafina Carisi wasn't gonna be please with just this and she's gonna plan the wedding of the century in Staten Island LOL and now WE NEED to see it! I wanna see the ice sculptures! 🤣 sdfghjkjhgfdfghjk

But what I loved the most is that we got to see Amanda thriving, being happy, being married, a last case solving with Liv, having FUN and getting drunk with her best friend LOL... 'Mrs Carisi!!' (her face😂), and everything that happened with Liv, especially at the end, IT WAS PERFECT, painful but perfect because those things needed to happen and to be said. And I'm sorry but so many jabs to Dick the dick I loved it 'I know you have to do it' lol you damn right she HAS to do it because it wasn't really her choice lol, she was made to do it, but leaving the door open with that 'but if you ever wanna come back...' bitch YES thank you! and they never really gave us a precise reason on why she had to do it (because there isn't any lol) but left it there as it is.

I loved that Amanda knew what Olivia's problem was with her leaving and told her right there and then that she won't disappear on her, she won't leave her because she's her friend and she loves her. ❤️❤️❤️ I had succeeded on not crying but the last 5 freaking minutes bye, the last hug... and the 'I love you'.... oh god it fucking broke me to pieces I started crying so hard I couldn't see the screen, it was so beautiful and so so sincere I- 😭😭 Their relationship is SO SO important to me, such a true, felt, genuine, strong friendship. And it was Mariska saying goodbye to Kelli as much as Liv with Amanda, those sobs bye I died

the last moment was perfect, just like that, just for her, for Amanda, for 11 years of Kelli. Thank you really Kelli, it was beautiful seeing you portraying Amanda Rollins, what a journey.

Don't get me wrong I am still so pissed that they made her leave and it wasn't her choice but…if it really had to end, glad it happened this way.

........and BIIIIITCH....

...... THEY GAVE US ROLIVIA TOO!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣 sdfghjklkjhgfdsdfghjkl the threesome line LOL and Amanda's face 😂 we all got transported back to THAT episode I know lol!! I died it WAS PERFECT LOL!!! you know that Mariska and Kelli had SO much fun doing those scenes at the bar and motel room! I love them so much! the work wives ❤️

And Kelli's laugh aaaw man, I will miss it so bad

#it was a very damn good episode for Kelli and she deserves it #now....when is she coming back?!#amanda rollins #kelli giddish #law and order svu #svu #svu24

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Hi! May I request a match up for ikerev if it's ok?

Sorry if I'm late and it's closed...I'm really hoping that they are still open!

My pronouns are She/They and I am pansexual!

For my personality I recently re-did the personality test and got INFJ-T/Advocate! And I am a Taurus! I love cute things, I like fawning over my friends and sometimes being the mom friend and taking care of them when they need it! Not a day goes by where I don't think about my friends! (They're ok with it!) And I adore hugs more than anything on earth! I love sweets too! I tend to overthink things a lot and I guess I may have a slight inferiority complex...

I may act quite girly by the way I type and sometimes act but I honestly don't consider myself girly much at all. I do like shopping but my soul goes on strike if I'm in a mall for over 2 hours...and after that I'm kinda not nice to be around in my opinion.

I love working out! I'm mostly into cardio though! I can run nearly forever if you let me! And despite my love of sweets I'm proud of myself for having a good diet! :D

And I'm terrified of wasps (I'll pass out if it stings me) and I cling to people in fear and I'm not above climbing a friend if I'm that terrified 🤣! And I'm only scared of one ghost story! (Blood m if you know who I mean 😅 I still can hardly say her name without freaking out! I know I suck at being an adult)

What I like in a partner is someone who likes being around me and I guess I'd appreciate it if my s/o would dote on me from time to time! I'd love someone sweet and laid-back! And open about thier feelings!

I'm good with both SFW and NSFW! :D

And thank you very very much!!!! Hugs!!!!

Match up requests are closed

First you are such an adorable and sweet person ! Hope you’re doing well !

I chose to match you with Fenrir because honestly... The two of you would just be so freaking heart warming together. Match made in heaven.

(Okay, I am way too exited for this, pardon my hyperness)

SFW :

- Now the whole black army would absolutely love you but Fenrir would just melt. He’d be the one to approach you once you arrive in the black army’s barracks, well set on befriending you and getting to know you. No need to say, the two of you would quickly become inseparable and partners in crime. Fenrir is just so set on giving you a good time in Craddle in spite of the upcoming war and makes it his mission to show you around and make you laugh.

- And although the two of you started as very good friends, feelings would blossom on his side rather quickly. Honestly the more time he spends with you and the more he discovers of you the more he loves you ! And he loves discovering new sides of your personality, honestly like a child unfolding a hard candy from its wrapper. What he loves above everything is to see you interact with other Black Army’s soldiers, because no matter who it is you always have a kind word and kind gesture. Seriously, Fenrir is just flabbergasted by your kindness and willingness to look out for others, though he gets really frustrated when this care of yours is directed his way. It’s not fair how you get him so flustered and how you manage to cheer him up when he should be the one to give you a good time ! But he really loves it and it only makes his heart beat louder and harder in his chest. When you’re annoyed he also finds your pout and sulking really cute.

- Now Fenrir has made it his mission to see you back to your World in one piece and you are in one piece, problem is he doesn’t really want to let you go anymore. He’d have a hard time confessing because he doesn’t want to stop you from doing what you want, though his love for you would shine through his acts and every glance he throws your way. But once he confesses and the two of you become an item expect an extra sweet and fun relationship. The two of you are not only lovers but also the best of friends.

- I can see Fenrir’s love language being physical touch and/or quality time, so he would love the fact you’re a cuddle bug. Honestly, hug him and he’ll melt under your touch like chocolate on a summer day. He could really spend his whole day latched onto you or cuddling up. But I can see him getting very jealous and pouty if you ever direct this special attention or hug someone else. He gets that you are just very affectionate and he loves this about you because you are just so kind and sweet. But he can’t help the way his heart clenches in his chest when he sees your arms around someone else.

- Sweet tours around Central Quarters ? Count him in because he’ll show you absolutely every sweet shop in Craddle ! He loves sweets too and sharing them with the person he loves is his favourite thing in the world ! He’d love to go shopping with you too and adores how you marvel whenever you see something cute even though you are the cutest out there. As a soldier no need to specify that working out constitutes a good part of Fenrir’s lifestyle, so he would love to work out with you. And you’d make the best working out team too ! The two of you would go for runs around the barracks (without mentioning the number of jogs you went on to flee from Sirius’s scolding or wasps or ghosts).

- Considering your fears... Well, Fenrir isn’t afraid of wasps so he’d be good to reassure and defend you, not bothered in the least when you cling onto him. And you’re not scared of ghosts so he’d cling onto you at night in the hallways. This is a good deal. Just imagine stumbling across a ghost wasp and the two of you just clinging onto each other like luggage... Okay this would be a mess (sorry I had to make this joke).

- But back onto serious matters. Fenrir, although very active and cheerful, knows what insecurities and struggles are. And honestly he’d be the most caring and considerate boyfriend ever on this side of your relationship. He would spend hours listening to you, holding you and reassuring you to let you know that you are more than enough and that he loves you, that everyone loves you. He is also quite good at breaking up your overthinking cycle, he’d just get your mind off things and try so hard to distract you from your thoughts, or let you vent if this is what you want. He knows you’d be here for him at his low so he wants to be here for you in the best way possible too.

- Overall your relationship is just so so sweet and full of respect, consideration and partnership. And the whole black army considers you as the best couple out there.

Song :

Absolutely Smitten, Dodie

Scenario :

The Ace of Spades wiped the sweat from his forehead, heaving a sigh as he tilted his head back, enjoying the warm caress of the Sun on his skin. Sword training had gotten a bit harder these past few days and he hadn’t been able to spend as much time with you as before, which started to grow on him. It felt like days since he had last spent a proper afternoon with you, brought you on a nice outing through Central Quarters.

His eyes flitted over to you, standing a few feet away, a dazzling smile on your lips as you talked with Seth who had been keeping you busy during these last few days. Purple eyes took in your appearance, a beautiful dress Seth had bought with you, hair ruffled by the light wind and eyes sparkling with joy. His breath caught in his throat.

You were always so beautiful, so bright and luminous. Both inside and out. No wonder people were naturally drawn to you.

But right now, as Fenrir observes Seth and you happily laughing together, not even sparing a glance his way, his heart tightens in his chest, a lump forming in his throat with another merry giggle from you. A frown crossed his features and he put his sword down in the grass, black boots making their way over to you in long strides. He needed to get to you, to feel you, for your eyes to be on him.

He knew it was silly, really he did. But he had been so deprived of you lately that jealousy now came easy as pie.

He stopped beside you, this boyish smile you loved so much curving his lips as he wrapped an arm around your waist and pulled you to him, gently as to not startle you.

“What are you guys talking about ?”

You turned to him, happiness glowing in your features as you shot him a loving grin which you reserved only for him. “Hi, Fenrir !”

His heart melted at the sound of your voice, always a melodious bell in his ears. His features softened, his lips pressing against your forehead in a tender kiss, flooding all his love into you like a vessel.

“Well, I’ll be going now, don’t want to disturb my two love birds ! A pleasure shopping with you, dear Alice !” Seth’s voice hung in the air but none of you paid it any mind, just bathing in each other’s presence after endless days apart. The blue haired man stepped away and your lips formed a knowing smile as you regarded your boyfriend.

“Jealous ?” You voiced, holding onto his arm and pecking his soft cheek, you knew these simple gestures stole his heart away every time.

Fenrir scratched the back of his head and you knew your suspicions were on point. “I guess... Sorry, I know it’s silly.” He admitted shamefully, eyes averting from you and a light blush dusting his cheeks.

“No,” You lightly shushed him, a finger pressing against his lips. “I don’t mind... It’s cute.” He looked down at you, a light smile on your kissable lips, so beautiful under the light of the now setting sun, orange and yellow glows highlighting your cheekbones and shining on those gorgeous eyes of yours.

“Gosh, you’ll be the end of me.” He sighed, lips finally meeting yours in a hungry kiss, eager to make up for these days without you.

NSFW :

- Fenrir is very playful in the bedroom and very adventurous, he is open to try anything and rest assured that sex with him is never boring. Seriously whatever you want to try he is willing to, he’ll make all the preparations too and would be so eager.

- This goes without saying, he is a switch. He loves doggy style and cowgirl the most but once again anything is up with him. He is also very energetic and can go at it for hours, multiple rounds is something that happens often (if you are comfortable with it of course). Boy is just very thirsty for you and can’t seem to get enough.

- Fenrir is a thigh guy, slim or thick he doesn’t care. He loves your thighs and lives for them. During sex you’d always find his hands griping them, enjoying the supple flesh as he thrusts into you, fingers probably leaving a mark. He just loves how warm and tender they are, a huge contrast to his firm body.

- His pace really depends on the day, he can be both languid and slow or passionate and rough, it is up to you. But he always makes sure you are fully comfortable with what he is doing.

- I can see Fenrir being in roleplays, bondage and sense deprivation (both on you and him). He’d just tie your wrists to the bed and would go down on you and touch you for hours, your moans and pleads like music to his ears. But if you were to do the same to him he would be a huge mess. Deep blush on his cheeks, pink locks in disarray, thighs trembling and eyes half lidded as he calls out your name. He is kind of loud in bed too. He is not shy and knows the effect of his moans on you.

- Once again, I can’t stress this enough, HE IS A HUGE TEASE. Loves to see you squirm and beg for his touch, tears at the corner of your eyes, just so desperate for his touch. He would also be into overstimulation, I think.

I hope you enjoyed it ! Once again sorry for the wait... Have a nice day and take care :))

#ikemen revolution #ikerev #ikerev fenrir #ikemen revolution fenrir #Matchups

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dat-silvers-girl · 4 years

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So @lunasilvermorny made this first, then @immagrosscandy did it, then @carewyncromwell did it and I read hers, so now I want to do it too! CUZ IT'S FUN

How would your MC react to the HPHM cast (that has appeared/will appear in a dating quest) having a crush on them?

Rowan

If someone else told her:

"No. That's a bad joke. She's my best friend. Shut up."

If Rowan told her:

"You... You're my BEST FRIEND. Why!? *Hugs Rowan* I'm SO SORRY!!"

Ben

If someone else told her:

"Where the hell did you hear that?? If that's true, Ben's a bigger idiot than I thought."

If Ben told her:

"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... What? 😑 Excuse me, if you were in love with me, you'd actually LISTEN to me when I concern myself with your safety. I'm your mom, not your girlfriend."

Penny:

If someone else told her:

"REALLY!? No no... No. NO. I'm literally the kryptonite in her life. Besides, she could crush on literally anyone else. Not me. Nope."

If Penny told her:

"Ohhhh Penny... No. No no no. I am so sorry! You're one of my best friends! Don't do this to me!"

(Penny gets sad.)

"Do you want a hug?"

Tulip

If someone else told her:

"Tulip's heart lies with pranks, my friend. And I'm a freaking Prefect who will tell on her with no hesitation."

If Tulip told her:

"...Why? That's illegal. Who are you and where is the real Tulip?"

Barnaby

If someone else told her:

*perks up* "REALLY!? Wait, are you sure? Don't give me hope."

If Barnaby told her:

*internally screaming* "Are... Are you actually serious?"

(Barnaby nods very hard.)

*blushing intensifies* "Kiss me now, you fool."

Andre

If someone else told her:

"No. That's a joke. If he did he'd already have told me by now. Andre Egwu is the definition of confidence."

If Andre told her:

"...well. That explains all the dresses. *Looks around extremely nervous* Ummm... I... Look, Andre, you're one of my best mates and..." (Cue long apology speech)

Talbott

If someone else told her:

"Pshhhhhh. Have you even MET Talbott??"

If Talbott told her:

"NO! No god please no! Talbott, you deserve so much better than the cursed girl!! You deserve someone with a more stable and safe daily life, not a girl targeted by Dark wizards!!!"

Jae

If someone else told her:

"Are you sure about that? Because he doesn't look at me funny."

If Jae told her:

"Awww Jae... I can't reciprocate your feelings. I'm so, so, sorry. Is there anything I can do to make up for it?"

(Jae convinces her to come with him next time he's making a deal.)

"DEAL! I'll come with you and I'll fight if I have to!"

Chiara

If someone else told her:

"Wow... Really? But she's too pretty... Where are you even getting this from?"

If Chiara told her:

*mind blown* "BUT YOU'RE MY BIG SISTER!? Since WHEN!? *Big hug* I love you too! But platonically!!! but I wouldn't mind you kissing me tbh."

Merula

If someone else told her:

*laughing* HAHAHAHA!!!🤣 Oh honey, that's the best joke I've ever heard!"

If Merula told her:

"...You have bullied me and literally tried to kill me and you treat me like garbage. I am not a fan of yandere. Not gonna work."

Ismelda

If someone else told her:

"Ismelda and I barely friends, she wouldn't even have the means to have a crush on me. We barely know each other."

If Ismelda told her:

"Didn't you say you wanted someone who'll bathe in the blood of your enemies? And that you can't go with anyone who's too soft? I am the walking advertisement for softness. If you think you like me now, think again. You will hate me immediately."

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