#But they're himbos anyway so-

[radiance1]

Another link to this post. Meet the parents style.

So, Danny and Jason have been fake dating for a while now, and ended up marrying each other solely for tax benefits. Also, they got cool ass fucking friendship rings that they just couldn't not wear everywhere and being married is convenient so...

Anywho, so Jason has met Danny's parents but Danny hasn't met Jason's parents. Danny knows that he has some ties with the vigilantee scene due to being a Crime Lord-he still doesn't know what to think of his parents connecting the dots immediately when they only met him once while it took him more than that while living with the guy.

He thinks Jason may have been an ex-vigilantee at some point before turning to crime.

Then Danny gets blinded by rich people aura when he finds out that his bestfriend is the long thought dead child of Bruce Wayne. Frankly, he's insulted.

You mean to tell him that his could've been buying ice cream from that high class place all this time!? He shook (literally he grabbed and shook him) that point into Jason, he doesn't care that Jason never told him he was rich but he could've at least bought some high class ice cream once in a while.

Jason who was busy solidifying his power as a crime lord, avoiding his family and making sure not to leak his identity at all: I'm a literal crime lord, and the only thing you care about is me not buying you ice cream?

Danny: YES!!!!

Jason: Dork.

Right anyways, so Jason takes Danny along to meet Bruce and his fam but did say as soon as he started being uncomfortable they're leaving. The batfam is a bit blindsided by Danny, because they thought Jason was bringing his partner but its good to also get a feel for Danny's personality.

Danny and Jason did what's normal for them when Danny starts getting comfortable around the manor full of things that cost waaay more than his rent. Like half-heartedly insulting each other, being snarky, leaning on each other and other such things.

The batfam start thinking that there's more there than they know of. So they start watching a bit closer and ask a few round about questions that fly over Danny and Jason's heads. They just forget they're married often, unless it's regarding taxes.

All of this sends the wrong message when they walk into the same room and, being nosy, one of the batfam comes up to the door and uh. They hear the bed moving quite a lot.

So.

Meanwhile, Jason is trying to wrestle with Danny because this man does not pick a lane. He'll either be the human octopus (who is cold as hell) Jason has ever seen, he'll try to kick him off the bed in his sleep as if Jason personally offended him in some way, or he'll sleep in some wacky position that interrupts Jason's sleep. The last one is tied to the other two, however.

So, Jason has to frequently wrestle this man into a proper position where they both manage to get some sleep and it wouldn't have been so bad if Danny wasn't a goddamn sleep fighter. He would know, he had to nurse a bruised jaw for a few weeks.

Why do they sleep together? Listen, when you're in an apartment with not a lot of money, you gotta cut costs where you can alright?

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #dcxdp #dc x dp crossover #Danny and Jason are platonically married #I'm not gonna put this in the post but I had a random thought of Jack and Maddie meeting Bruce Wayne and they instantly clock him as Batman #It's not even Maddie #Jack just took one look at him and sniffed out something sus until his himbo brain connects the dots to him being Batman #The thing is they managed to find this out with barely any evidence so they think they might be wrong without knowing that they're actually #right #Anyways #Jason is tired of this mfer Danny and how he sleeps #Every time they go to bed Jason walks into their shared bedroom like he's about to wrestle a fucking bear #The batfam think they be fawking but they actually aren't it's just Jason wrestling to get a good night's sleep #Why did I make this? #I have no clue

[stbot]

#kit tanthalos #elora danan #airk tanthalos #willow 2022 #willow #willow spoilers #look. i'm not saying airk is completely incapable of fighting #but i AM saying that they're gonna kick his ass so bad??? #he picked a sword up once (1nce) and didn't even use it???? #unless that haircut gave him a -4 to himbo swag and a +4 buff to fighting #although maybe that's why dempsey was doing fight training for the entire time everyone else was actually filming #anyway elora's hair is effin REDred #good for her #i think i need a gif tag

[princemick]

HANGMAN and COYOTE // Top Gun: Maverick (2022)

#top gun maverick #tg:m #topgunmaverickedit #hangman #jake hangman seresin #coyote #Javy Coyote Machado #kyle.gif #filmedit #anyway they're best friends ur honor #I love himbo and bimbo solidarity #anyway his lil high five is everything to me #hes so !!!!

[faragonart]

@1driedpersimmon I just thought it'd be neet if they meet hee hee~

with @pali-himbo 's Vatii Kiri~

#ffxiv #vatii kiri #ridel moonshadow #Kaiien #Sesame #xaela #raen #au ra #1driedpersimmon #I can't draw for shit rn sorry >_< #These boys are so similar we love it #big strong himbos hopelessly in love with completely clueless boyz... #and the DRAMA that comes with it... #Spiderman point meme #also kinda love how they're opposite horn colors (for the most part) hehe #congrats on your boys getting together tho hehehe! #Vatii and Ridel... are a long story... very very long.... #I just need to bridge the gap by finishing STB art before Pali and I.... post dump everything from SHB onwards... #because I'm horrible and have a tendency to only post things in chronological order... #anyways we enjoy your characters they're hella cute! #hope you have a lovely day! #I drew Vatii with his post stb tatoos cause I'm so used to drawing them oops heh...

[himbo-of-destiny]

#gal so won #geum dong hyun #park sang nam #ki do hoon #scripting your destiny #korean drama #manydramagifs #kdramaedit #*scripting your comedy #when shows use clichés and acknowledge them #that's some good ish right there #anyway #they're still my favorite himbos and syd is still first and foremost a comedy #in case any of you forgot

[void-botanist]

Rose's Kiss Week Day 5: Lonely

OCs: Marcus Asalun (aka Anchesh Pabat) and Gren Orech-Pabat

Words: 1335

Content warnings: mentions of family health issues

Notes: this takes place six months after Anchesh married his last spouse, human himbo Gren.

At the other end of the sofa, Gren sighed for the tenth time in as many minutes.  He was staring off at the other end of the room, chin propped up in one big hand, and more than likely didn’t even realize he sounded so despondent.  

“How are you doing?” Anchesh asked.

“I’m fine.  It’s just lonely without Yera.”

Probably it was best not to talk too much about Yera, because Gren would only get sadder if he started thinking about why Yera was out of town and how stressed she must be.  Instead Anchesh put aside his knitting.  

“I’m probably not as good at cuddling as Yera,” he said, moving to the cushion next to Gren, “but I’m here.”

Gren instantly pivoted and deflated into his lap, settling one cheek against his thigh and a hand over his knee.  Today Gren’s hair was held in a bunlike fold with just an alligator clip, which Anchesh gently pulled out and set on the open cushion beside him.  Then he combed his fingers back through Gren’s loose locks.

“I feel bad being lonely,” Gren murmured.  “Her family needs her way more than I do, and I’m not alone here.”

“You’re her family too,” Anchesh answered in the same low tone.  “And it doesn’t feel the same, not having her here.”

“Yeah.”  Gren squeezed his leg a little, like he needed something to cling to.  

Anchesh let Gren’s hair slip through his fingers over and over, massaging Gren’s scalp with each draw.  Truth be told, he was worried about Yera too.  She would be fine, unless her father got worse.  He probably wouldn’t die, not yet, but the wondering and waiting felt unsettling enough for him at home—it must be awful for her.  She was right to have the rest of them stay behind, except Hossan, because sooner or later they’d all be at loose ends and end up making her feel worse.  But he still wished he could be there to hold her and talk to her, probably just the same as Gren.  

“Maybe I don’t spend enough time with the rest of you,” Gren said suddenly.  “Especially you.”

“I don’t mind how much time you spend with Yera and Hossan,” Anchesh answered.

“Yeah, but—” Gren rose from his lap, slowly enough that he didn’t pull his own hair in Anchesh’s hands.  With his hair pushed behind his ears, he said, “I’m your husband too.  And you don’t get tired of me like Pali does.  I would leave you alone if you wanted me to but you’ve never told me to do that.”

Anchesh handed him the alligator clip.  “I mean, I’m happy to spend more time with you.  I just don’t want you to worry too much about it.”

Gren stared at nothing while he smoothed his hair back into a ponytail and clipped it there.  Then he continued looking at some spot further down the sofa.  “Anchesh...do you love me?”

It was a serious question that deserved a serious answer, but Anchesh was distracted by the plaintiveness of Gren’s voice.  Had this been worrying him for the last six months?  

Gren waited two seconds before adding, “Not like you love Yera or Umedes, but...”

He took Gren’s hand from his lap, and Gren looked up.  “I do love you, Gren.  You’re my friend.  And my husband.  And I’m glad I married you.”

“Really?”  He didn’t seem entirely convinced.

“Really.  I would have married you just for Yera and Hossan, but I like having you around too.  You’re so bright, and lovely, and you always make sure we have what we need.  And—”

“I think Pali does that.”

“Pali doesn’t keep everyone upbeat,” Anchesh said.  “And she’s definitely not good at making sure we all rest, especially not herself.  I think she’s gotten more sleep in the six months you’ve been here than she has since I married her.”  Gren didn’t say anything, so he kept going.  “We need someone who’s as thoughtful as you are.  I need someone who is.”  An almost melancholy gratitude welled up in him, and he tried to figure out how to put words to it.  He wasn’t sure that Gren understood how much he made life more bearable.  He wasn’t sure any of his spouses did, even though he didn’t know where he’d be without them.  He loved all of them, and he needed all of them, and on some level he needed Gren, the only one who wasn’t at least a little wrapped up in politics and particularities, most of all.  He put his other hand over Gren’s.  “You mean a lot to me, Gren.”

“Do you think you could say that more?  Not that, but like, ‘I love you’?”

When was the last time he’d told Gren he loved him?  Even if he didn’t remember exactly, he had a feeling it had been days, or weeks.  He’d decided without thinking about it that Gren didn’t really need to hear it, and he definitely didn’t need to hear it from him, arguably Gren’s least favorite spouse aside from Pali.  

“Of course I can,” he said, rubbing his thumb over the back of Gren’s hand.  “I’m sorry I haven’t said it very much.”

“It’s okay.”  Gren put his other hand on top of Anchesh’s.  Then he dropped his cheek against Anchesh’s shoulder.  

“You know you can always tell me about your feelings,” Anchesh said.

“You don’t tell me about yours,” Gren said.  “Except in bed, kinda.”

“Do you want to know about my feelings?”

“Yes!”  Gren lifted his head and his face was all exasperation.  “I know I don’t understand all of the things you do but I can understand how you feel!”

“Most of my feelings aren’t good.”  And it would be cruel to burden someone like Gren with them.

“I still want to know,” Gren said.  “I just want to be there for you, but I never know what’s going on with you.”

He’d given up on being there for Gren because it was obvious Gren didn’t need him, and he couldn’t keep track of the constantly shifting world he lived in with Yera and Hossan.  “While Yera and Hossan are gone, maybe we should focus on that.  Being there for each other.”

“I’d like that.”  Gren’s eyes fell to their hands, and Anchesh thought he could see a blush rising in his cheeks.  “I’d also like to kiss you more.”

“You can kiss me whenever you want.”  He felt like he meant that the most of anything he’d said so far.  Gren raised his head and went straight to softly touching his lips to Anchesh’s, his mustache tickling at Anchesh’s smooth-shaven upper lip.

On the next kiss his hand caressed the curve of Anchesh’s neck, and then he untangled his other hand from Anchesh’s and threw both arms around his neck, and when that apparently wasn’t enough he broke the kiss and fully straddled Anchesh’s thighs, hunching a little to reach his lips.  Anchesh tilted his head further back in turn, feeling the pleasant tension of his horns pressing against the back of the sofa.  Despite his position, Gren didn’t seem like he was trying to be seductive.  He kissed Anchesh to savor him, like he was fresh water on Gren’s parched tongue, a tongue carefully exploring the contours of Anchesh’s.  He was in no rush, and his skin was warm against Anchesh’s where they touched, Gren’s feet pressed against his knees, hands along the edge of his neckline, soft lips drinking him in.  Anchesh let his hands run back over Gren’s thighs, his hips, to the bare, fuzzy skin at his midriff, and held on there.  

When Gren pulled back at long last, his breath was edged with gasps, and so was Anchesh’s.

“I love you, Anchesh.  I love you so much.”

Without a word, they pulled each other close, Anchesh wrapping his arms around Gren’s back as he leaned forward to press his cheek against Gren’s shoulder.

“I love you too, Gren.”

RKW taglist: @vacantgodling @jezifster @kk7-rbs

#spoiler alert: Yera's father does not die and is still alive when Anchesh returns from Rade years later #Yera comes back and is like “what have you two been up to hmm” and they're like “literally we just talked about our feelings” #as I was writing this I had this realization that Anchesh and Gren are givers but for two different reasons and this brings them conflict #Gren is just Like That. his whole identity is based around giving. it comes with the himbo archetype #but also he doesn't see any reason to be selfish. he is fundamentally a lover in the same way Tatya is #Anchesh on the other hand would still absolutely be a kind person if he wasn't traumatized but his giving is defined by that trauma #he gives because he doesn't want to be like his mother. doesn't want to make his internal life everyone else's problem #but he also has been taught by his mother that his only value is in what he can give and how he can support other people's needs (hers) #so he minimizes himself expertly. even when he shouldn't. because it's kinder not to be outwardly depressed - right? #because it's better not to be the burden that he knows he is - right? #I didn't intend for these scenes to trace Anchesh's descent into further depression #but like. it's kind of hard not to trace that line. it informs so much about his relationships and what he struggles with in them #anyway ren here's a feast lol #c: Marcus #c: Gren #wip: iecunem #rose brambles #rose's kiss week #rose writ

[theirwolfbicanthrope]

so my Dragonborn femme leaning enby Tav finally got themselves a smokin' hot barbarian girlfriend and is very happy about it

#yes they are pink and they are adorable and have a big goofy smile #they have himbo energy sometimes too #am proud of them #anyway finally got this scene with Karlach and I'm so happy about it #now they're flirty and stupid with each other #livin' the dream #Baldur's Gate 3 #Karlach x Tav #Dragonborn!Tav #DnD #monster romance

[binch-i-might-be]

ok but reincarnation au John and Alex accidentally introducing each other as "my husband" because they were literally MARRIED for like 40 years and that's just how they think of each other!!!!

only to have to backpedal awkwardly when they get a "HUH when did you get married (and why wasn't I invited)" in response. every time.

(also imagine tiny 19 year old twink Alex dragging some himbo to a family reunion going "this is my husband :)" and giving half the adults present an aneurysm)

#no because this would be such a problem. now that they actually can say it they will never stop saying it #even if it's technically not true 😭 #lams #reincarnation au #alex (my sweet boy) #john (alex's emotional support himbo) #but they're gonna get married anyway so why bother training themselves out of it :-) #rayrambles

[astro-b-o-y-d]

Seeing all these Ducktales characters get out of poll tournaments so quickly is just proof the reboot really didn’t get as much love as it deserves 😔

#Hayley Speaks #Well...most of it #The last few episodes drop the ball but even then they're not......TERRIBLE if you're a casual viewer #Just kinda stupid #Anyway it breaks my heart #YES I'm mad Dewey didn't get further in the ADHD silliness bracket >:U #He is SO SILLY #And yes I'm also still mad about Launchpad and Fenton getting out so early in the golden retriever bracket #Fenton? Fine I can understand #But LAUNCHPAD??? #He'd better get further in the himbo tournament or I'm judging this website's taste #(Kidding)

[pandaemoanium]

you're not a himbo you're just an idiot

#the word “himbo” annoys me so much #95% of the time ppl use it they're not even actual himbos #anyway i'm tired and cranky and i'm choosing violence today #maybe downing a 6th cup of coffee will help me #personal

[fangedtracks]

need a lame ass boyfriend preferably a himbo

#chatter #unfortunately #em #cannot be my lame ass himbo boyfriend bc they r in fact so fckn cool and lovely and smart #and they're not lame or stupid in anyway so :/ unfortch cannot fill that role

[daisychainsandbowties]

page 2 of 68!?!? ava really can talk huh

but fr literally cannot wait for next chap, actively salivating

i didn't think it was possible for me to love ava silva more than i did already, but writing almost 40,000 words of her voice in about 14 days !!! it takes a certain kind of character to drag that many words out of me. i had outlined a 10k chapter because i didn't think i COULD write in ava's voice, but i hope i've captured a little piece of her in this.

the support for this fic has me crying in the club so thank you!!

#also it's 68 pages in my absolute madman 10.5 font #it's unbelievable to me that if you added 3k to this chapter it could be considered a novel #only in the strictest sense but still. ava can talk <3 #this is a love letter to ava & to shannon & to mary #also we DO get a new major character introduced (they're a space pirate!) #& also you will discover that i'm not normal or reasonable about droids. and neither is ava #anyway. i'm 10/68 pages edited so i'm guessing i'll be finished in the next 12 hours #& then i have to totally reformat the whole fic on ao3 because casper is a himbo #and only realised when yesterday that i could. not!!! have obnoxiously wide gaps between paragraphs #but i am SO glad to be able to put this one out into the world #also to get it out of my brain lmao #wn star wars au #anon

[gandalfthemorallygrey]

I love you Hobbs I love you Tina I love you Beast I love you Mona I love you Ken I love you Evil Himbo I love you Rowdy 3 I love you Amanda I love you Bart I love you Todd I love you Farah I love you Dirk Gently I love you Dirk Gently I love you-

#guys i just finished #you guessed it #dirk gentlys holistic detective agency #i am in LOVE #they're all so silly and goofy and pathetic and loveable #even the ones who treat morality like a fun slip'n'slide they keep playing on (Ken and Evil Himbo this is aimed at u) #yes i know the Evil Himbo has a name #but every time i talked about him to my friend who had to listen to me rant about this show i called him Evil Himbo #anyway im not going to be normal about this for a while brace yourselves

[guinevereslancelot]

clark kent/lois lane the og himbo/girlboss couple

#im watching lois and clark they're so stupid <3333 #some people may say clark is too smart to be a himbo but his disguise is literally glasses + a lame excuse idc how many languages he knows #anyway this show is the peak dynamic for them actually and they got both of them so right #tnaos #dc #clois

[caspianking]

"What did you learn?" "Too much."

#caspian king #wol!au #ffxiv rp #ffxiv roleplay #balmung #crystal data center #you'd be depressed too if you learned you had two himbo husbands #that you got to meet again #but they forgot you #and they're long gone #and you remember what happened to one of them Last Season On Glee #and you just need to sit down with a tub of ice cream #and cry because your husbands became shells of themselves and now you know #and oh no #there go my feelings again #so anyways #im enjoying Cas in the female miqo model way too much #very cute #very twink

[wrioluvr]

『dumbass.』 slutty sub yandere x gentle himbo darling, male yandere x amab reader. pt 2

sub! yandere who likes to take advantage of your kind nature to fish for compliments. he would degrade himself in front of you, acting all self-loathing to get your attention. nothing compares to the rush he gets as you rush to comfort him, trying your best to make him feel better.

sub! yandere who gets so jealous when you're nice to anyone but him. true, that's one of the things he loves about you, but why do you have to be friendly to everyone? they're all sluts anyway, who only like you for your looks. he can't really be talking when he snuck a photo of your cock and had a dildo custom made to your size, thrusting it in and out of his tight hole whenever he's feeling especially lonely.

sub! yandere whose biggest fantasy is you fucking and spanking him until he can't walk. come to think of it, he's never really seen you angry, like ever. the idea of you upset with him is both terrifying and exciting, he doesn't want you to hate him, but also the thought of you hatefucking him is so... it's enough to make him feral. he's sure you have to have some pent up energy somewhere, he would gladly offer his body for you to abuse. he knows you would never ever consider hurting him, but one can dream, right?

"come onnn. let me give you head." he pleads, clinging onto your arm like it's a lifeline. his eyes prick with tears. much to his surprise, you're the one who gets on your knees, kneeling in front of him. "wait, what are you doing? i don't need you to please me first...." he starts to protest frantically, waving his hands about. "i thought you wanted to give me head? like...headpats?" "no, silly. head means i wanna suck your dick." "oh!" "speaking of headpats, can you pull my hair while i suck you off? like really hard, please." "i don't wanna hurt you, though-" "how many times do i have to say, you could literally murder me, and i would thank you." "...i don't think that's possible." "i'll find a way. so what i'm saying is, be as rough as you want. please." he gags on your length, relishing the feeling of it stretching the slick walls of his throat. no matter how many times he's done this, you always worry he'll hurt himself. "hey...you're okay, right?" you ask worriedly, stroking his hair. he responds by making eye contact with you, swirling his tongue around the tip of the head, eliciting a rather passionate response from you. "fuck, i'm gonna-" involuntarily, you grip his hair tighter and let out a load into his mouth. he came in his pants, too, from you merely tugging his hair a little forcefully. soft pants fill the room. this would be the perfect opportunity for them to degrade me right now, he thinks to himself. but you don't. instead, you take a tissue and dabble at the cum dripping down his chin, making sure to clean him up. he loves you and would never overstep your boundaries.... he just wishes you were a little meaner.

#sub yandere #top male reader #dom male reader #yandere x male reader #male reader #yandere drabbles #yandere x reader