#C A N O N I C A L L Y

[drowning-in-webnovel-chapters]

Hello yes 911? I'm calling because I've been murdered.

#horizon forbidden west #horizon burning shores #aloy x seyka #SO YOURE TELLING ME #THAT IN MY F A V O R I T E VIDEO GAME #ALOY THE MAIN CHARACTER THAT I LOVE SO MUVH #CANONICALLY #C A N O N I C A L L Y #LIKES A GIRL #IS QUEER #IM CRYING DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT THIS MEANS TO ME?!!?! #like i love all my other queer media out there #but this is a main character from a Extremly mainstream game #Horizon is Not like owl house you understand #and yet!!! #this is literally the best thing to ever happen to me #thank you whichever game designer pushed for this #you've made me so goddamn happy

[burninginthegymplplinko]

MAG 141 - Doomed Voyage

doodle 141/200; days left - 10/110 8/128

you know how in old cartoons, when a character is hungry, the ppl around them start turning into meat?? that but with the statement hunger.

oh yeah BTW!?! i had to learn a bit of 3D for this stupid joke ajxhkd. ((and then i'm surprised i'm falling behind on scheduled doodles xD))

more blorbo under the cut bc uuuh the more versions the merrier questionmark?

#tma #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #return of the fan favourite three-fingered blorbo #tma 141 #mag 141 #tma s4 #help tumblr is refusing to work #((its probably bc there are multiple gifs in this post but i t s s t il l ann o y i n a s h e c k))

[blinkpen]

"oh... wow, that's... "...beautiful?" "...probably bad...?" "...yeah, probably"

#mog art #artists on tumblr #demersa #grimstone #monster girl #demon #[leans waaaaayyy back in my chair] yeah that looks Real nice #y u r i s m o r e p o w e r fu l t h a n y o u c a n i m a g i n e #Fantasy

[clownsuu]

Are they friends? Frenemies? Oh, who knows!

LMAOOO c l a s s i c Mob!Barnaby behavior

#Big bad boi dog who can chomp your head off ruthlessly and without mercy? #W r o n g #Anime school girl tsundere #LmAOOOOO #JUMPSCARED AGAIN BY HONORABLE ART AAAAAAUGGGHHHH #W o r m p h y s i c s n e c k #Funfact barnaby is almost as strong as Howdy #And Howdy is commanded to never harm ANYONE unless told otherwise by Wally or is a immediate threat (everyone else can do whatever) #So technically barnaby can throw him through a window and get away with it #T e c h n i c a l l y #“I’m going to throw you through that window” #“…..Is that a threat Mr Beagle-?” #“No that’s a P R O M I S E-“ #[c r a s h i n g n o i s e]

[andy-clutterbuck]

#A CLASSIC ALWAYS #G L A S S E S #Andrew Lincoln #* #andygifs #lil bright white patches!!!! #there he is #the mayor of dilfshire #i'd vote for him again #c o z y #but also 👀👀👀 #H A N D S #*shoving him in my pocket* #imagine a world where andy kept his glasses on often #....yeah i can't either sounds fake #i can't blame him tho im getting rid of mine now that my new job's insurance will cover contacts

[poisoned-pearls]

Jamiazu coded line-

#Jamiazu #azujami #twst #twisted wonderland #AUGH NO ITS THEM THO #AZUL IS C L I N G Y #HE IS ATTACHED TO JAMIL AT THE HIP #MAN IS O B S E S S E D #(Jamil doesn’t mind it)

[hauntedandmurdered]

Let's get one thing straight.

I fall asleep thinking about Silence of the Lambs.

And the first thing I think of when waking up the next morning is Hannibal Lecter and Clarice Starling.

I don't know when it happened or how I crossed that line of sanity, but one half of my brain seems to have been taken over by a demon. I don't care. I'm living my best life.

#the silence of the lambs #silence of the lambs #hannibal lecter #hannibal & clarice #Clarice starling #clannibal #i wouldn't care if I woke up next to a person to call me 'the honey in the lion' #guess I had to become the fbi's death angel beforehand #they eat up my brain - like c-o-n-s-t-a-n-t-l-y #ao3 is my new bestie #have I told ya #Running out of good ffs is the worst #i'm not lying #I'm thinking about them on a daily basis

[princessponies]

since Chilchuck's voice actor also voiced Karkat, we should bring it full-circle

Fergalicious in Dungeon.

#dungeon meshi #homestuck #chilchucklicious definition makes the party loco. or whatever. #they start spelling out the ''t-a-s-t-e-y'' portion and you just hear bg Laios perk up like a dog and approach rapidly with silverware #muffled Chilchuck and Laios scuffling while Senshi continues the ''d-to the e-to the l i c i o u s. d to the u to the n g e to the o and n'

[deus-ex-mona]

sorry, chizuutan, may you have better luck with your next oshi </3

#[gimme gimme call plays in the bg] #i’d love to be a fly on the wall when chizuutan realises that *maybe* aizo is 1000% in love with yujiro #(aka the guy she thought she didn’t have to worry about) #get with the programme girl haven’t you s e e n samishigariya #s e r i o u s l y manifesting more rofan concepts for lxl with them as the ml and fl respectively #i’d c r y if we got a villainess yujiro x whipped male lead aizo (with og fl chizuutan maybe?) style song #i want to hear yujiro do the ojousama laugh and aizo cheering on his flashtag women’s wrongs #(kinda like that hourglass villainess story; but aizo as the ml does more than just cheer fl!yujiro on in the bg) #.wait. now that’s an idea… hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm #chizuutan chizpost #LXL MEOTO CRISIS 2K24

[stardestroyer81]

Can I offer you a nice transfem sheep in this tryin' time? 💙🏳️‍⚧️✨

#⭐ Star's Art ⭐ #Micah Vandenburg #Sheep Fursona #Fursona #Furry #Chibi #Cutecore #Kawaiicore #Trans Women #Transgender #Coolness #I had to write the image description for this drawing FROM SCRATCH three times thanks to tumblr's incompetence. #With that brief vent out of the way... behold! W O M E N ! ! ! ! ! #It's been some time since I've drawn the 'chibi version' of my main fursona so I thought I'd indulge... #... in a style similar to Namco's trademark 'broken line' artstyle no less! #It's not 100% accurate (More so inspired) as I don't have a rectangle brush but I still quite love it for what it is #Plus I'm fairly certain this is the first time tumblr gets to see my fursona's usual outfit... #... which is interestingly based off of a very real outfit I've worn out and about before! Bi heart necklace and all! #I A C T U A L L Y drew this for a super secret surprise coming up very soon... #... so if you'd like to know what I drew this for specifically... stay tuned 👀 #Anyways like this post to boop my snoot and reblog to give me a nice big hug 💖✨

[ctommy-chileno]

he is going places!!!

#now its time for the heavy coding of things like #m o n e y and m i n i g a m e s and u n l o c k a b l e s #tommyinnit #tommygotchi #in other news i think i have a fever #so the day it releases if it has a virus it was because i was coughing in the pc so sorry

[stimkydukc]

google???????? UH????????????????????????????

#196 #james somerton #internet historian #oh my god #oh my fucking god #this is the lowest fucking blow i have EVER seen in my life #this is fucking ABSOLUTE ZERO cold #fucking GOOGLE ITSELF hitting them with the “you're not alone” #h o l y f u c k i n g s h i t

[girafeduvexin]

Non mais ça, ça c'est pas possible.

Tu peux pas dire "l'antisémitisme c'est mal" et sous-entendre deux lignes en-dessous que c'est à cause d'Israël que des connards traquent des Juifs en Russie.

L'antisémitisme existait avant Israël et bon sang, y en a des gens qui n'ont pas besoin de ce qui se passe à Gaza pour haïr les Juifs.

Et ce type est député LFI ??? HELLO ????

#i n c r o y a b l e #jewish tag #je suis véritablement furieuse

[slashingdisneypasta]

Not everyone made the cut, I wanted to put in the Sinclair's, too, but I only have 12 slots! You're welcome to explain your choice in the comments/tags, but no abusing other people for their taste please!! Keep it friendly ^^ XD

Please reblog! I want to get a big sample size, here XD

#the age old question... XD #my answer always has been always will be freddy. #otis is a c l o s e close second XD #i w a n t e d to say otis- but i've a l w a y s liked freddy XD so- sorry haha 😅😅 XD #Slashers #poll #polls

[cryptidcryptic]

The camp when the ascending hits

Gale :one shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask

Gale :what dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty…

*Inside the mind of the Ascended vampire king:

✨10 hour AA x consort amv✨

#set to that one paramore song #t h e o n l y e x c e p t I o n xd #old lady Jaheira is patting gales back in the background: i knew you were a good boy #ascended astarion #ascended astarion x tav

[plaidpyjamas]

sucks being 6'2" when all ur faves are huge - all the fics revolve around how tiny reader is but then I look up the character's canon info and it turns out I.....am their height

#yes this is about Ramattra i looked it up and it said he's only 6ft4 which means we are the Same #also Yautja - they're all like 7ft+ but still I'm like what a foot shorter than them? not enough for the size difference to really even #be mentioned i feel like #ramattra #yautja #i'm just irritable about being c o n s t a n t l y reminded how huge and hulking i apparently am ugh #i'm just whining ignor eme jeakjfio;eier;ojago;e #no i will not stop reading the x reader fics i will NEVER STOP #i'm just.... :( #every time #ok im coming back to this and remembering Elder Prince Lorian and AltGabriel are both like 12ft tall so i can go feel small with them lmao #pluuuuusssss being 6ft2 that means that with Orym I am the big one - he's the height of my leg #pretty sure his head comes up to about my hip #he's so small I'm in love with him