#Choco answers

[chocopink]

Can you draw Asriel and Chara please?

best friends forever <3

#asriel dreemurr #chara dreemurr #undertale #fan art #based on the true lab tapes of course :] #choco answers #khitheforgotten

[ch0cocrave]

Your art is soo good!!

Just AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Wish I could think that....

BUT THANK YOU!!!!!!!!

#choco answers #i mean i kinda like my art but it just depends

[chocochipbiscuit]

I am legally obligated to ask about the orc massage wip

OKAY SO. Full disclosure, the idea was loosely based off an absolutely ridiculous 18+ game of the same name (haven't played it; basically as far as I can tell you're just an innocent orc lad who's moved to the big city to be a masseur, but your various clients keep getting horny at you!) and it made me laugh so much until I went but what if!

...then it got kinda sad.

Nutshell synopsis: Modern/urban fantasy setting, with elves, orcs, and boba. Elf Protagonist was the sole survivor of an adventuring group that saved the world when she was a teenager; now it's 15-20 years later, and she's trying to make her survival mean something. She's stressed out, overworked, and finally one of her coworkers at Hero for Hire (working name, probably not going to use it! :P) insists she take a break and get a massage.

Nice Orc Masseur tries not to fanboy over her; she tries not to reveal how unexpectedly thirsty she is for him. They keep meeting and develop a relationship.

...basically it's a lot of ideas, mostly about grief and purpose and saying goodbye to who you thought you were, but it's also an excuse for size difference smut and a woman who knows she's the most dangerous thing in any room she enters.

A couple bullet-point snippets:

She was a hero. And she wants to make a world where heroes are no longer necessary. (Or where children aren’t expected to be heroes. No matter what the prophecy.)

Main spokeswoman for Hero for Hire, an adventurers' guild that offers insurance and retirement options for adventurers.

What do you do after you save the world?

You were good. You were special. Now you spend your years trying to live up to the promise you once had.

IT STARTED OUT AS AN EXCUSE FOR SIZE KINK AND THEN IT GOTTA BE ABOUT GRIEF

#choco answers #wolffyluna #choco writes

[xchoco-mixturex]

Fucked up media have slightly more sane fandoms because we (usually) don't have to deal with the entire 'oooh noo this thing is problematic!' arguments, so no one is really arguing about why They Are The Morally Better Fan, Compared To This Other Person, Who Like The Same Thing But In The Wrong Way, Which Makes Them A Bad Person.

(It still happens every now and then, and every time we mostly wonder how that person became a fan of the fucked up media in the first place.)

Also, smaller fandoms are just nicer. Easier to keep track on each other. It's hard to be an asshole towards someone who isn't just a faceless nobody you can send hate to.

You re so right!

Huh. Maybe i should join smaller places .w.

#choco answers

[asiandramabuzz]

"My Roomate is a Detective" is so gooood!!!

I've heard! I actually have it on my list; I read the plot, which caught my attention, and word is that the series is based off the Poirot books by Agatha Christie??? So, I've been dying to start watching it, but I'm currently finishing a few shows first. I'll start watching soon!

- Choco

#asks #answered asks #anon #c-drama #my roommate is a detective #民国奇探 #choco answers

[captainchocolatesstuff]

Guess who...

Guess who is back after their laptop stopped working!...

Me of course!

But seriously sorry I took so long, I had to save up to get like the cheapest laptop possible since mobile wouldn’t post any of my content, and I only work part time so as you can tell it was a difficult thing to obtain.

That and all my progress for the asks I was answering is now gone in the wind, so I’ll have to start all over again :( 

#how fun #Choco is back! #Choco answers

[captaindarkchocolatesstuff]

I don’t know if the notes work but yes! that’s perfectly okay if it not the best tho I’m sure it will be but thank you so much! @captaindarkchocolatesstuff

It’s no problem! If anything I got your notes faster than got your ask, which is honestly a bit concerning... Hopefully tumbler isn’t eating any asks...

#Choco answers #choco speaks

[cornkernelcorp]

I FOUND YOU!! I love the way you draw the cookies, they're so cool lookin! Is it alright if I could request a drawing of Eclair Cookie or Choco Werehound Brute (Schwarzwalder)? The latter may not be a cookie, but he is one of my favorite babies <33

Have a pleasant day/night/whatever time!!

GAH!! HERE I AM.. aaand here’s that drawing you asked for! Thank you so much for enjoying my content ^^

PLUS choco brute bc I just love him that much <33 why you droppin his dead name? Smh.. /j

#cookie run #cookie run kingdom #crk #cookie run fanart #my art #crk fanart #ask #answer #eclair cookie #cookie run eclair cookie #crk eclair cookie #crk choco werehound brute #cookie run choco werehound brute #fanart #art request #choco werehound brute

[brittle-doughie]

Hey, not sure if an anon ask of mine got through, so might as well repost a better rendition of what I typed now lol (so sorry if it did get through and you were already answering 😭)

You know what we need more of in these trying times? Lord/Lady Harbinger Cookie having the wrangle the other CoD.

Recently watched the Cookie of Darkness 5-14 and 7-5, and boy let me tell you…. I started imagining Harbinger coming in and seeing what was going down, with Licorice Cookie being the only one to notice them, trying to get Pomegranate and Dark Choco to stop. But of course, since they don’t, Harbinger has to go and let them know themselves, right in the middle of Pomegranate casting her spell on Dark Choco. Of course, everything between those two stops, because regardless of context, not exactly the best sight for your Master’s second banana (who ALREADY doesn’t like it when you guys fight) to show up to.

And I especially started imagining Harbinger going “Pomegranate Cookie, you of all people have no right to talk about betraying one’s home…”

That’s right, they heard it ALL.

But just as Pomegranate Cookie’s spell had begun, it was suddenly ended..confusing both Pomegranate and Dark Choco Cookie.

“Huh?”

“What? How could…?”

Licorice Cookie finally piped up.

“Guys! They’re right there!”

The faint ringing of a bell had made both Pomegranate Cookie’s and Dark Choco Cookie’s strawberry jam run COLD.

Pomegranate Cookie slowly turned to see none other then Harbinger Cookie behind her, in their hand was a bell as they gently rung it, its magic having completely overpowered Pomegranate’s.

If Pomegranate could shrink, she would’ve been the size of a mouse by now..

You had enough, these two were annoying you. It was one thing for them to argue amongst themselves, but to use magic to purposefully bring forth horrific memories to torment a cookie on the same side…that was something you would not allow….

Pomegranate Cookie’s demeanor changed, quickly becoming apologetic and shook.

“F-Forgive me, my Lord/Lady! I shall endure any reprimands you give me…”

Pomegranate Cookie…you let her know that while she is the most devoted to the darkeness, her behavior towards her fellow cookies could use some improving…

And she is NOT the cookie to be speaking about betraying one’s home, after all, she’s all too familiar with that, isn’t she?

Pomegranate Cookie could only continue to spout apologies as you turned to Dark Choco Cookie.

You ask of him to quit starting trouble on his end with his fellow cookies of darkness. Dark Enchantress’s goals cannot be reached if one cookie refuses to listen to instructions. Plant. Those. Seeds.

Dark Choco Cookie grumbled in acknowledgment before leaving.

You sighed as you left the room, with Pomegranate Cookie trailing after you.

You did make a quick comment for Licorice and Poison Mushroom to keep up the good work.

“R-really? Hehe, I won’t let you down, my Lord/Lady!”

“Harbinger Cookie..play with me after!”

Heh, you will as you took a shroom from them.

#brittle answers #cookie run x you #cookie run x reader #cr x reader #cookie run #crk x reader #cookie run kingdom #cookie run kingdom x reader #cr kingdom #pomegranate cookie x reader #dark choco cookie x reader

[iguessitsjustme]

This is off the top of my head of shows that should have had some sort of poly but instead were cowards. (im kidding i love these shows pls don’t shoot me)

#light on me #my mate match #laws of attraction #choco milk shake #not me the series #only friends the series #y destiny #putting these in the tags buuuuut as this was a problem in the past i need to say it here #do not put any type of negativity on my polls please #you don’t have to agree with what’s winning but please don’t tell people its wrong #there are no wrong answers #also i love all of these shows if you havent seen one of them please go watch and come talk to me about it #alsooooo i dont want to hear rae you forgot this one! i know i didnt include all #this is just what my brain supplied so its all we get

[aline-spice]

Omg your art is extremely pleasant to the eye I love how you utilize shape and color... may I humbly request that you draw dark choco and/or werewolf cookie... if you want ofc :) Have an amazing day

Old and anxious people cursed in a life of darkness... THEY WOULD GET ALONG. I would totally see them as friends this is now real for me !!!! Terrifying and menacing buddies ! :D (ALSO THANK YOU VERY MUCH YOU'RE SO COOL TOO !)

#werewolf cookie #dark choco cookie #cookierun #cookie run #cookierunfanart #fanart #art #my version #answered ask #ask

[chocopink]

could ya draw undyne and alphys dressing up for halloween

they're dressed as frankenstein and frankenstein's monster :3

#choco answers #undertale #fan art #alphys #undyne #alphyne #alphys is standing on a box #sorry for taking a bit to answer this! #i started school n i had to finish my ut anniversary art

[ch0cocrave]

ccan yuo draww my husband... evil paper....

Here ya go :p

So he's a rock Ptarmigan ( one of these )

But that's kinda what they look like in the winter to blend in and stuff, but in the summer they look kinda like this-

So I kinda drew him kinda in the middle of summer and winter kinda in the spring, so he would both be brown and white XD ( idk this gave me an excuse to give him patterns so his design wouldn't look boring lol )

But also look at how pretty they are!!!

*DIES*

#choco answers #osc #art #artists on tumblr #my art #my design #ii #inanimate insanity #ii paper #inanimate insanity paper #idk how to do tags #idk what else to tag #:p

[chocochipbiscuit]

WIP game: Danse/Hancock necro AU 👀

OKAY SO THE THING IS

I love The Locked Tomb! I love Fallout! I was frantically yelling with @deacons-wig and @quandary-peak about if there were ways of fusing the two, so if after the bombs fell then necromancy started becoming a thing! And what if I leaned into soulmate tropes as well, or at least the idea that a perfect cavalier/necromancer union was a relationship to strive for...but that relationships can take all kinds of forms, including platonic, friendly, romantic, and/or toxic.

Nutshell synopsis: Danse was Maxson's cavalier, and kicked out of the Brotherhood for being a synth. He meets Hancock, and both of them realize--to their horror-- that they're a perfect match for thanergic synergy. Danse is desperate to be used; Hancock's just desperate to protect Goodneighbor.

Things happen. :')

This one is also in messy first draft stage, and....while I don't *think* I have a lot of major revisions or additions to make, it's also 40k words that I want to tighten, edit, and refine. I want to lean more into the absolutely deranged use of language and imagery that I love about the Locked Tomb, and to whammy up all the emotional feels. So that's the main reason I'm sitting on it!

(Also, there's an adorable nonbinary necromancer named Jiangshi and their super mutant cavalier named Roach. They're extremely bit characters but I love them.)

#choco answers #razrogue #Fallout Necro AU #choco writes

[xchoco-mixturex]

Darius for the character thing

favorite thing about them:

Everything? no, seriously, i even like what its a flaw.

least favorite thing about them

*sing song* Why you gotta be so rood? *also in singsong* You are an asshole, but i love you-

favorite line:

"Alright, NO MORE PLAYING AROUND!"

brOTP

With Eber.

OTP

No one.

nOTP

None, but i dont reaaally dig D*al*dor

random headcanon:

This mf is Aroace. No I don't take constructive criticism. He is Hunter's dad. Yes. HE is. Hunter's. DAD!

unpopular opinion:

I dont really ship Darius with anyone. And I am actually glad he left the Blights. Yes, maybe they ditched him, we don't know and it was very sad, but in the end he found really good allies and maybe even they would be their friends, and now he has a son--

song i associate with them:

Emperor's new clothes. I dunno why.

favorite picture of them:

Him just being paternal-(?

And the ASIAS one but i cant find it TnT

#i liked this man since eda's requiem #darius deamonne #toh darius #darius toh #choco answers #thanks for askin <3

[asiandramabuzz]

favorite chinese actor???

Ohh this is a tough one! I like a few different actors, but if I had to choose, then I'd say Zhu Yilong is currently my favorite!

- Choco

#asks #answered asks #anon #zhu yi long #choco answers