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#Claire Nunez x reader
drrobobitch · 4 months
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☆𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓣𝓸𝓐 𝓰𝓪𝓷𝓰 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓪 𝓬𝓵𝓾𝓶𝓼𝔂 𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓮𝓻 ☆ (yea pretty basic but it’s the best I got rn 😭)
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Warnings: slightly angsty??,cringe,slightly cursing but otherwise fluff, mentions of burning….??? And fire??mentions of injury, car crashing, and stalking?? Blinky bro- get it together man
This is so long help 💀💀😭 (also sorry I didn’t include some of the characters I got lazy)
Jimbo
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Jim…to say he worry’s for you is an understatement
Feels like he has to be there watching your every move so there’s no accidents
You’re bumping into walls, poles, signs, breaking things,tripping,accidentally burning things
Jim is kinda of confused…how did you not see that pole….it’s right there
But he doesn’t have the heart to throw shade your way
Even if you do break things
Very important things
In all truthfulness he is frustrated but never mad, especially at you
Even when frustrated he doesn’t snap at you or lash out (even if he did I wouldn’t even count it as that, he just doesn’t seem like the type to yell at his s/o or anyone for that matter)
He just tries to fix it to the best of his ability
And if you try to fix it, he’ll definitely appreciate it even if it is a little…..banged up
As for the burning….
After the first time you cooked together…
Wouldn’t let you near the; stove,microwave,oven, or even the toaster without his supervision
He’s just trying to keep you safe, he doesn’t want an accident to happen, so…can you really blame him???
If you’re able to drive no you’re not 😃
You’re not getting in that car
Is scared you’ll slip up and get hurt or worse
So he’ll ride in the car with you if you’re driving
Once he gets his drivers license, you’re not driving it for a while 🧍🏾‍♀️he’s just looking out for you
When you trip he tries his best to catch to catch you but there’s no guarantee
He also tries to pull you out the way when there’s a pole which usually works
Unless he’s distracted
Another thing, he’d never laugh if you fell, and he’d always help you back up
He’s so sweet I love him he’s such a gentleman 💙
Toby pie
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Tbh he was probably scared of you at first 💀💀💀
Thought you were bad luck (thank eli for that)
He quickly figured out that wasn’t true
Nothing happened to him when you were around
It was just you tripping and falling 😭😭
He did try to help you to the best of his ability
Surprised whenever you bumped into a pole
“How did you not see that?!?! It was right there!!!”
Throws shade at you all the time for falling tripping, or worse
But always does it lightheartedly
Tells you to ‘be careful’ but you him both know that’s not possible, even if you tried
The burning now…
That’s what has him paranoid
What if you’re house burns down
“You burned my house to the ground” (sorry not sorry)
But still
Every time you tell him you’re cooking, he tells you to be careful or asks if he can help
Even if you say you don’t he’ll show up anyway 💀💀(“how I got you address…?…….don’t even worry about that bruh-“)
I mean you don’t want your house crispy do you?? 😭💀
Usually asks what you’re doing so he can keep track and be aware of what could go wrong
He’s lucky you’re just clumsy
Not one to laugh when you fall, but he has that stupid smile on his face while he helps you up
If you can drive, he feels very anxious about you driving
Doesn’t want you to get hurt or deal with the trouble of having to buy a new one and have the same thing happened over and over
So he offered to drive it for you (despite not having his license💀💀)
Either way start praying
If you break something, he helps you clean it up or just fixes it for you
If it’s something important, it’s likely that you never broke it because he never let you near it 😭😭 (no shade to you he’s just being careful)
But if you do break something important he’s definitely frustrated and you can tell
Toby is a very honest person, so he usually voices how he feels and his opinion
In this scenario…dw he’s not the type to yell at you or anything but he will slightly raise his voice an octave or two
But you can tell he’s upset
“I told you to be careful!! I told you this was really important, and to be careful with it……why didn’t you listen to me”
He knows that even if you tried you couldn’t but is still frustrated
But he’s not mad at you, he could never be mad at you
You usually try to fix it afterwards, which he is great full for that
Like a lot
(He’s so sweet I love Toby 🧡)
Claire bear
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Tbh she just feels bad for you
You bump into stuff, fall and trip, burn things in chemistry by accident (you got ms. Janeth growing gray hairs💀💀)
And you break your own projects and assignments 😭😭😭
She usually offers to help you fix it
Let’s you know when there’s a pole or wall up ahead
Tries to stop you from tripping, but once again no guarantee
Is praying you don’t or haven’t already fell down the stairs (you have)
Tries to cook you food before you try to make it or she’ll buy you so many snacks or take out that you don’t even need to make lunch or make food 💀💀
Will also try and keep track of where you are so that she can be there to help you if you’re in danger
If you’ve got a car, she won’t necessarily drive it for you or tell you not to drive you
But will offer for you to ride or walk with her to spend time with you
And she’ll ask you almost everyday(she’s so slick)
It’s her little way of getting you to not drive the car without outright telling you (Claire is so smart, Claire>>>>>>)
Definitely helps you clean if you break something, if its glass…you’re not going anywhere near it or the mess you just made
Knowing you, you’d probably step on it or worse
If you break something important, like Toby, she probably didn’t let you near it in the first place
If you do break it…..
She’ll definitely be pissed
But she won’t say anything (that’s how you know bruh 💀)
She definitely wouldn’t yell at you, like at all
She wouldn’t even know what to say
In the end she feels bad because SHE thinks that YOU think she hates you
She doesn’t, and she lets you know that after a bit or after she’s calmed down
She’s more so frustrated than mad
If you try to fix it, she’ll definitely appreciate that
(Claire is a W girlfriend)
AAARRRGGHH
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Confused as to why you keep bumping into walls and poles
Can you not see??? Are you blind??
Toby tells him you’re just clumsy but…..he doesn’t understand
What does clumsy mean?? And what does that have to do with you falling all the time??
Catches you when you trip or fall, not just sometimes, but all the time
He doesn’t pull you out of the way when there’s a wall or a pole
Instead he picks you up :)
Offers to carry you so that it’s less hazardous for you when traveling
Feels a little uneasy when you drive a car 😭😭
He doesn’t want you to crash okay 😭
As for cooking..
No 😃
Hell no😦
He can’t really stop you…
Well not that he can’t he just doesn’t 💀💀
The others keep track of you for him (mainly Toby)
So they’re there supervising, you…a grown adult
They know you feel embarrassed but they don’t care, they’re saving your life
And your house-
But anyways back to AAARRRGGHH
Won’t stop you from driving a car, but if you get in an accident even once
Gets nervous about you driving one again or any vehicle for that matter
If you break something he’s probably gonna eat it 💀💀 (if it is something he can eat)
Dw it doesn’t hurt him even if it is broken glass
If you break something important, he probably wouldn’t even be mad
Not even frustrated more so sad if anything at all
Does say anything either just holds it looking sad
Which makes you feel bad (and sad)
So you fix it (or try at least)
Which he very much appreciates, and it lifts his spirits quite a bit :) 💚
Blinky
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Also confused as to how your bumping into walls
Like bbg can you not see???
Probably thought you had bad luck but after a while figured out that wasn’t the case
Still a bit cautious around you though
Tries to warn you when there’s a pole but is usually too late
Also try’s to catch you when you trip, which he always does of course cus it’s Blinkous duh 🙄 (my 5th hubby wubby/hj)
For his own sake he HAS to be there to watch you cook
Also you’ve caught him following you from time to time, he’s just looking out for you buddy, he’s trying his best
He mainly just asks where you’re headed so he can know what you’re up to
Will try and distract you from getting into your car (doesn’t work and if it does it’s rare)
And since you know how stressed he gets about you driving, and since you don’t want to stress him out further
You’ll usually just walk
If you break something he’ll probably clean it up for you or help fix it
If it was something important, he probably was sure to keep it on him so that there’s less of a chance of you breaking it
If you do break something important, he’d definitely be frustrated but not mad per say
And you can tell
He just sighs and quietly grumbles whilst trying his best to fix it
Would not give you the chance to fix it at all and is scared you’ll break it further
In the end he let’s it go because he knows you can’t help it
Even though you stress him out sometimes he still loves you (I love my hubby wubby)
Douxie
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Finds it partially amusing that you bump into poles and walls
But if you fall over or are actually hurt by it then that’s where the hilarity of it ends
At first he thought you just had bad luck or something, but he checked and you didn’t
So you explain you were just really clumsy…and partially hazardous 💀💀
Pulls you out the way if there’s a pole up ahead or just warns you before you hit the pole and or wall
Usually catches you if you fall and if HE doesn’t then he was probably just using his magic
Sometimes if he’s in a particular mood he’ll let you fall, but he’ll make sure that you don’t get hurt (but still 💀💀)
Doesn’t trust you in the car, so he ‘offers’ to drive for you
If you do drive……naur 💀💀
He’s getting out
And throws shade at you while doing so (lightheartedly of course)
He doesn’t let you cook either, he doesn’t have the insurance for an apartment fire (💀💀💀💀 I’m sorry, no like I’m actually sorry that’s funny and it shouldn’t be)
So instead of supervising he’s the one doing the cooking
But usually gets take out so there’s less of a chance
He barely trusts you the toaster
The amount of times you’ve broken something is beyond me 😭😭
If you break something, he’ll help you clean it, or offer too at least
He knows you’re an adult and you can handle it yourself but he doesn’t want you to be hurt
Especially if it’s broken glass
If you break something of importance
Tbh idek what his reaction is
Believe it or not
He’s only a little frustrated, if at all
He’s more so exasperated if anything
When he sees it broken he’s just like “oh……here give it to me I’ll fix it”
🧍🏾‍♀️like bro ur not mad??
If you’re insistent on fixing it (which you are) then he’ll let you
He does appreciate it though
Like a lot
Steve the Palchuk
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Probably made fun of you and laughed at you whenever you fell when he first met you
Then was kinda scared of you cause Eli told him you were bad luck
But now he doesn’t
He’s still somewhat amused
Just no longer out right making fun of you
He does help you up when you fall
“Hey, watch where you’re going, I don’t want you getting hurt..”
Yes pookie
Anyways, Steven usually tries to catch you
But he’s also a bit clumsy so you both end up falling down 😭😭
He is definitely one to warn you, not just when there’s poles in front of you but around you as well
Will sometimes pull you out of the way closer to him to look…heroic??? (Steve come on-)
Doesn’t let you drive his Vespa
And if you have a car of your own
😅 nah man-
“Oh please fuck that car, get on my Vespa” 💀💀💀
Doesn’t understand how tf you burn things
How???? Especially if you were watching it the whole time
As much as he wants to protect you but still
He’s scared to come over when you cook
Especially if it’s over the stove
If you break something he usually offers to help fix it or pay for it
Even if he doesn’t have the money for it (aww Steve 🥲)
If you break something important
He won’t be mad more frustrated
And if it has anything to do with the sake of Arcadia then he’s scared screaming and running around like a little girl
So you have to calm him down and apologize
You and him do try to fix it so he’s feeling a lot better
But still he’s nervous, are you just clumsy or bad luck???
Was Eli right???
Nahh someone this sweet could never be bad luck
Aja
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She’s never met a human this….
Clumsy??? Is that the word
Doesn’t understand why you’re bumping into poles, “they’re in front of you how did you not see them…?”
Same with walls, you’ve had to have seen it….are you blind
When you trip, she’ll giggle a little bit but she’ll help you up
She thinks you’re so silly
The amount of times you’ve broken your own projects and assignments is astonishing to her
Has watched you burn things without literally trying
And is just like 🧍🏼‍♀️”how did you do that??? Show me!!” (💀💀)
Watches you when you’re cooking
After a while connects the dots, your forbidden from the kitchen (unless it’s to eat)
If you’ve got a car
She won’t stop you from driving it
But is still worried
If you get into an accident then she probably wouldn’t let you drive it for a while after that
If you break something, she’ll offer to fix it
If it’s tech she’ll take it to krel to fix and probably improve :)
If it’s something important
Tbh I don’t see her being mad about that seeing that you didn’t do it on purpose
“I told you to be careful!!…….now look…..”
“Sorry I’m just frustrated….”
But the thing is she doesn’t look or seem frustrated
She looks more worried and sad if anything
She appreciates that you offered to fix it
Dw it’s not that she doesn’t trust you or thinks you’ll break it
It’s just that whatever it was probably wasn’t something you could fix
So now she keeps important stuff in a certain place that you can’t reach, or would have a hard time try at least
But she loves you even if you are a clumsy silly little human (I nominate Aja to be my girlfriend)
Krel
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Now this…….I’ve been waiting for this (I’m literally obsessed with this boy I love him sm)
Is also confused as to why are you are bumping into walls
“Ay yi yi yi…….are you a soolian??….it was right there…you saw it coming!!!”
Eli also told krel you were bad luck 🧍🏾‍♀️
Which krel, boy genius, obviously didn’t believe
I don’t see him pulling you out of the way when there’s a pole or a wall, I don’t really see him warning you much either 💀💀
On a good day he probably would
If it were something that could hurt you or worse would probably do both
“Be careful!!! And watch where you’re going, my love you know I can’t stand to see you hurt” 😍😍😍
Krel >>>>>>>>
Anyways
Probably laughs when you fall, but helps you up)
Except when you’re hurt, then he probably feels bad and helps you up
Is actually scared FOR you
Like constantly
Bro is going through enough he don’t need this 💀
The fires, possible car accidents
💀💀he’s horrified
If you’ve got a car or something
Not anymore
He’s not letting you get in that
Literally forbids you
“As king in waiting of akiridion 5, I hereby forbid you from going in that death machine”
“Krel…….this is earth….now get out of my way I’m going to the mall-“
Probably had luug piss on your tires (making them pop, or melt…..probably-)💀💀💀
Either way you’re not getting in that car
Now the burning…..
Naur-
If it’s in chemistry class
He’s probably yelling and screaming along with everyone else😭😭
If it’s because you were cooking
NO
Nope
He gives you a blank bot so that you never have to cook again!!! 😃
And if that’s not good enough for you then sure go ahead burn your house down 💀💀💀
He’s just trying to protect you
If you break something it kinda scares him or makes him nervous
Not too sure why
He does offer to help you clean it up
Or more likely fix and improve it in any way he can
Or he’ll use parts of it (for god knows what)
If you broke something important he probably kept it away from you anyways (sorry y/n)
If you did manage to break something important
He’d be frustrated definitely
But not mad seeing as you didn’t do it on purpose
“I keep telling you to be careful!! Why don’t you listen!!! Ugh….great now I have to fix it”
That and other things pretty hurtful things in all honesty are things he says in the heat of the moment
After a while he calms down
He knows you can’t control it so what’s the point in yelling at you for it, you apologized and tried to help what’s the point in being upset
He does think you’re adorable and loves you, but when breaking his inventions….it hard to think so (no he still thinks you’re adorable)
Eli
Couldn’t add a gif for him so anyways but yea 😔
Like I said before
Bro is horrified of you
You must be bad luck or something
After a month or two of watching you…(wtf Eli not again)
He realizes that he might be wrong
None of your friends ever got hurt, just you
He’s thinking about investigating you
Which he does
You just explain to him that you’re a little bit clumsy
“Yea…., a little clumsy….”
C’mon you fell over the railing that’s not clumsy mf 🙄/j
He genuinely thinks you’ve been cursed but what’s the point in telling you that, you have enough going on
You almost burned your house down for gods sake you don’t need anything else rn
Tries to warn you if there’s a pole or a wall(the majority of the time you don’t hear him)
At this point he just feels bad for you…
If you trip he’ll try to catch you but ends up falling down with you
Won’t laugh if you fall, he’ll just help you up and tell you to be careful (even though he knows damn well you can’t 💀💀)
Like I said before Eli….thought you were cursed
So when a fire breaks out and you’re the cause
He starts freaking out
He does know now that you aren’t….or might not be
But the possibility is still there…..(I’m Eli’s eyes at least)
Honestly he’s really scared for you
Like shaking in his boots scared
And gets extra scared when you don’t respond to his texts he keeps thinking something happened
Eli is definitely a bit paranoid as always
Honestly if you break anything he’d probably just let you clean it or if it were too big of a mess he’d probably helped
If it was important he probably fixes it or at least tries
It’s not that he doesn’t trust you
It’s just that he doesn’t trust whatever the fuck type of borderline hazardous shit is gonna happen yet
Especially if it’s an item that could be considered a weapon
Eli doesn’t even have to worry about you crashing your car
You wanna know why??
CUZ THIS ASSHOLE RATTED YOU OUT 💀💀
He told your parent(s) about the time you snuck out (to go see him 💀) and that you had basically crashed your car on the way back
Needless to say you no longer have car keys
You and Eli ended out getting into a big fight later about it
But more on that later 💪🐺🐺
Yea he loves you obviously
Even if he does think your cursed
But that’s not gonna stop him from loving you
(Sorry this was short I had to finish it quick tho)
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Douxie: What should I say to Y/n if I see them?
Claire: Well, it's best not to plan these things. Just say whatever comes to you in the moment.
Douxie: They have eyes just like a salamander.
Claire: Don't say that.
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A Douxie drawing that I posted on Instagram owo
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hisirdoux-ambrosius · 3 years
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Alright guys you’re gonna have absolutely nothing to go off of, as far as my actual writing capabilities go, because this page is fresher than Jim Lake’s haircut BUT if you feel like youre missing out on ToA fics hit me up 😌❤️
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fantasy2739 · 4 years
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A douxie x reader where y/n is getting tortured and douxie saves her (kinda like the scene in Harry Potter and the deathly hallows but a little more angsts) (lmao I’m sorry I’m a bit of an angsts person)
We’re all on the angst train. This my first reader insert fic so I hope it’s okay.
Y/N screamed as another line was carved into her skin by an ice knife. Skrael laughed cruelly above her. He seemed to take a thrill out of each scream torn from her throat.
“Hehehe, such lovely sounds.” Skrael snickered. “Ah, I hope the boy wizard arrives soon. I want to hear him beg for you.” Y/N panted heavily, another scream ripped from her throat as a shard of ice tore under her finger nails.
“Go choke.” She bit out. “When Douxie gets here, he’s going to blast you right off this ship.” She grinned viciously at the ice mage despite the blood. “Again.” Skrael snarled at her. Y/N had been privy to all of Douxie’s adventures. She’d nearly whacked him when he’d told her about dying but now she was grateful. Anything to see that smug little mage lose his cool.
“He’ll be the one blasted this time.” Skrael hissed. The smirk returned. “Don’t fret I’m sure he’d trade you for Nari. But right now, he’s not here.” Another ice blade. Another scream.
Y/N didn’t know how long it had been. Hours? Days? The blood had clotted, leaving sticky patches. She was chained to a wall in the skull ship, arms exhausted from the strain. Y/N didn’t know how much longer she would last. How long until Skrael would get bored and just kill her.
“Y/N?” She heard Douxie call quietly. “Y/N?”
“Douxie.” Y/N sobbed. “You’re here.” He reaches her quickly, brushing a hand against her cheek.
“I’m here.” He said softly. “Let’s get you out of here.” He removed the chains with his enchanted knife. Y/N collapsed into his arms. He pulled her arm over his shoulder and helped her walk.
“How are you here?” She asked between laboured breaths.
“Claire.” Douxie answered. “She teleported us in. She’s waiting on the deck below.” They crept as quietly as they could through the ship. Claire was tucked into a hidden corner.
“Y/N!” She exclaimed rushing to support Y/N with Douxie. Claire raised her hands to make a portal but a blast of ice stopped her.
“Fuzz buckets.” Douxie swore.
“Ah the boy wizard.” Skrael sneered. “Come for your little girlfriend?”
“Yes.” Douxie snarled at the blue menace. “Claire, portal Y/N out of here.”
“How many more people can you afford to lose?” Skrael jeered. “The old wizard is dead because of you.” Ice shards appeared in his hand. “And now your girlfriend.” The shards flew towards them. Douxie knocked Y/N over, taking the brunt of the attack. One went through his leg, another his arm.
“Douxie!” Y/N yelled. “Claire get us out of here!” Claire yelled as she conjured a shadow portal just as Douxie managed to stand.
“Tenebris Exilium!” He chanted, sending the blast at Skrael before shoving them through the shadow portal. They collapsed in a heap near the Lake house. Douxie pulled Y/N up to a sitting position and into his arms. He was stroking her hair gently. She almost head butted him.
“Idiot! What were you thinking, pushing me aside like that?” She asked. “You could have been killed.” Douxie chuckled.
“You’re not getting rid of me that easily.” He said, pulling her in for a chaste kiss. “Are you alright?”
“I’ll be fine.” Y/N replied, resting her head on Douxie’s shoulder. “With some TLC of course.”
“Of course.” Douxie said. “I’ll take excellent care of you.”
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virgostann · 3 years
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What a feeling
Lee Bodecker Series (8)
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Warnings- No spoilers for “the devil all the time”, 18+ topics, language, smut, angst, sensitive topics, abuse, sexual assault
(if you’re not comfortable with any of these please do not read)
Summary- A women, Scarlett Clare, is running away from her past and the danger that she is connected to. She wasn’t planning on coming across the town of Knockemstiff nor meeting the Sheriff and getting on his radar.
“Dammit” I mumbled as I stepped outside my apartment building. I rummaged through my bag for my chapstick, it feels like I lose one every week. I huffed out in defeat as I continued to walk through the town. It was chillier today, so I had on a tan coat with some black jeans and ankle boots.
I walked along the sidewalk and glanced to walk across the street, when I made it across my eyes caught the familiar person. I quickly looked away and pick up speed, as did my heart rate. He had to have seen me, how did he find me already.
My heart raced as I stepped into a floral shop and went all the way into the back of the store. I found a restroom to wait in for a few minutes. Lee didn’t pick up his phone and my only other option being to call the station.
“Hi can I speak to Bodecker” I said to the voice on the other end, “I’ll put you on hold” I waited “Ma’am seems he’s out patrolling-“ “Can you radio him, it’s urgent. It’s Scarlett.” I mumbled.
“What’s wrong” “Lee I think I saw him, like here in town” the other line was silent “and I didn’t know what to do but call you so-“ “hey it’s all good doll, where are you now?” “At a flower shop, near my apartment” “just wait there and I’ll pick you up” “ok thank you” Both ends went silent and I feel there could have been more said but we both decided not too.
Him.
I knew it was her, from the shape of her face to the way she walked away frantically. I tan towards the spot I saw her, but when I got there she was gone. She couldn’t have gotten far, atleast now I knew she was in this sorry ass town.
I spent the rest of the day drowning myself in liquor. I turned down the hotel tv and continued doing searches through the towns database. I was able to get access to the records of Knockemstiff from the past 2 months.
However, no sign of Claire Nunez.
HELLO READERS!
I went on a short hiatus but I am back in the swing of things. I need to start planning out chapters & other stories I am starting but updates will start rolling out soon. Thank you for the kind words & support I have gotten. much love x
Taglist: @melli0112 @charmed-asylum
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mysteriesmuse · 4 years
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Douxie Casperan x Reader One Shot
Here's a fluffy kind of one shot I just wanted to do. I got inspired from late nights coming back from band practices and gigs and things that I really miss doing during this time. Hope you Enjoy! :)
Title: Just Another Normal Day (Part 1)
The night was young and the atmosphere pleasurable. The pelting rain and the rhythmic swish of windshield wipers and the push and pull of the wind tempting.
You drummed you're fingers absent mindedly as you hummed a new song from Ash Dispersal Pattern.
"Oh, you like that one?" Douxie called from the sidewalk ruffling his now wet bangs. With a click he opened the door to the backseat and placed his guitar case on the floorboards.
Turning around you grinned with new found energy, "If I do recall I helped you come up with the idea for it."
"Aye, that you did and it was nuclear." He winked with a chuckle before closing the door and jumping into the passenger seat.
"You got all our stuff packed up yet?" Archie joked stretching in your lap. The two of you had gone to wait for Douxie to finish the last bit of packing with the band.
"Yea, we're all done for the night."
"So, we're not taking the drum set back tonight?" You asked with a brow raised. Archie also turned around to stare at Douxie as you stroked his fur.
"That we are not." Doux replied. You and Arch gave each other an incredulous look.
"Alright," you drawled. Arch purred crossing over into Douxies lap.
"About time, that Drummer really ought to get a larger car. It's exhausting using our time to drag it back for them."
"I have to agree with Arch," you replied carefully pulling out of the back parking lot, "The late drive there and back, plus whatever ghouls you've got cooked up makes up for a long night."
"Don't forget his actual cooking." Arch replied waving a paw and laughing heartily.
"Oh my gosh." You choked before laughing wildly with Archie.
Douxie had some qualms with the centuries ovens. Mainly he kept setting stuff a flame and there had been many singed edges of clothing and several burns tended to late in the night.
"Hey, I've been alive for centuries! Give me a break." Doux exclaimed throwing his hands into the air pouting. He waited by slouching into the passenger seat with his arms crossed as you as Archie finished laughing.
Leaping off Douxies lap Arch went to dig in a bag from the back seat. Promptly Douxie yelped sputtering as he reaches for the object that was chucked at him.
"Twizzlers?" He called estacially. He pulled the corner open with his teeth before grabbing a fistful and ripping off a piece.
Glancing over at him with a smile you waved your hand, "Well, we," you said gesturing between you and Archie. "We thought that you had done such a fantastic job with this first big gig of yours with Ash Dispersal Pattern that we'd go and get you some."
"Yes, we're proud of you Douxie. Your music is really good." Archie added from the back seat. Swallowing down a laugh, goodnaturedly, Archie smiles at his familiar.
Douxies lean cheek puffed up like a chipmunk as he chewed the Twizzlers. His cheekbones lifted up and squished up crinkling the corner of his hazel eyes. The edgey eyeliner Claire insisted on doing crinkled at the corners and smudged at the side of his eyes twinkling as they pasted each routine lamppost.
After a long admiring glance you turned back to the road. After getting off on your chosen exit you yawned.
Doux noted this turning over and watching as you continued driving. Looking out he recongized the surroundings and figured it'd be 20 minutes until you got home.
Once the said 20 minutes were up you managed find a parking space out front the old bookstore.
"Hm." You were currently holding a sleeping Archie in your arms waiting for Douxie to get his things out of the back and open the front door with his keys.
The slight breeze blowing blew through your t-shirt as you held Archie closer in front to block the nipping wind.
Thud.
Douxie turned in from the road and walked up with his guitar on his back, duffle bag on his arm, and keys in the other. "I know, love," he grinned sleepily while walking past and gently bumping shoulders with you to make it to the door.
You waited back, swaying slightly and holding Archie as you involuntarily shivered from another set of breezes.
Douxie fumbled with the key ring in his hand before finding the right key and inserting it. He walked in propping the door open with his foot as you walked in with Archie.
You continued as Douxie went back to lock up the car and the store.
“Y/N did we make it back already-“
“Yeah, we’re back. Although-“ you turned around seeing Douxie doing some light cleaning about the store “I think you have some more time to sleep before you guys go patrolling.”
Archie nuzzled you under your chin and purred as you walked up the stairs to the living area. You then gently placed him onto the sofa to rest.
Walking over into the kitchen you began to pull out ingredients for a quick meal.
“Oh fuzzbuckets.”
Douxie exclaimed from downstairs a light crash being heard following it. You sighed before going back to pulling ingredients. There would not be a Douxie Disaster in the kitchen today if you had any say in it. Plus, you had enough energy left to whip something up for the boys.
You grabbed the cherry tomatoes from the basket sitting on the counter and sliced them up. The leafy baby spinach leafs all washed, and you quickly cracked through cracking all those eggs and seasoning them.
Douxie had begun walking upstairs. The aroma beginning to waft in the little living area.
Archie sat at the table, bright and awake now, “Are those the tomatoes that the Nunez’s gave us?”
“They sure are.” You replied without looking up from the pan.
Douxie nodded in acknowledgment of the conversation. He did recall you returning with tomatoes as a gift from the Nunez’s the other day.
Striding over to the fridge he grabbed the bag of bagels and put one half of one into the into the toaster. The other half set into the bag before twisting it back up and setting the bag back into the fridge. The other half stored away for another day.
“Want some coffee, rockstar?” Archie asked from atop the counter as he pressed buttons on the coffee machine. His paws rifling through the box of filters.
“Yeah, we’re going to need it if we’re trapping the rest of those grizzly gruesomes.”
“Is that was it is this week in Arcadia?” You asked flipping over the omelette with your spatula.
“Yes, although I believe the term the locals prefer to use would be raccoons.”
“This is true,” Douxie added.
The locals didn’t like to talk about the undergoings of their town so openly. They much preferred keeping it under wraps. Plus, Arcadia had so many troublesome creatures that they couldn’t bother to name them all.
The kitchen was filled with a quick bought of laughter as the three laughed about this running inside joke in the town.
“It’s done,” you called coming over and placing the omelettes on plates for everyone before bringing them to the table.
Archie was already there waiting eagerly as you set his plate down.
“Are you coming Douxie?” You asked hearing him move about in the kitchen.
“Almost done,” he called. The cream cheese was being spread across the toasted side of the bagel. Nodding in satisfaction at the amount Douxie went about putting the things he used away before quickly coming over to the table to eat.
Your hungry eyes watched as Douxie slid the bagel and cream cheese onto your plate.
Immediately you picked it up and took a bite, “Fhank you Douxie.” You cheered, the thanks muffled by the bagel in your mouth. Shaking his head with a smile Douxie ruffles your hair before rounding the table to sit in his chair.
“These are good tomatoes,” Douxie comments taking a mouthful.
“It’s excellent cooking Y/N.” Archie replied licking his paws to clean at his face.
“If you’ll excuse me, I’m going to use the litter box before we go.” With that Archie hopped off the chair and made his way towards the bathroom.
Licking your lips you stood up and grabbed the dishes, “I’ll take care of these.” You replied placing them in the dishwasher.
“I don’t suppose this will be a quick job?” You asked from the kitchen.
“Don’t wait up for me. It’ll be long,” Douxie chuckled as he stood up and began chugging his mug of coffee.
“Yeah I know...” you turned towards him, “I liked your set list tonight. Lots of cool new songs thrown in there.”
Douxie paused his swing of coffee taking in your Cheshire grin, his eyes round as saucers, “Did you?”
What were you giving him that look for?
“Yes.” You replied smiling as you swaggered over towards him slinging your arms over his shoulders, “I know what you did Casonova. You’re not so sly.”
Douxie smirked he knew you were smart enough to pick up on it.
“Do you now?” He grinned placing his hands on your forearms as you forked through the hair at the base of his neck.
“And did you like it?” Douxie whispered opening his eyes from the listful combing of your fingers.
Leaning in you gave him a lopsided grin, “I loved it.”
Douxie smiled wistfully looking at your expression. “I’m glad,” he replied curtly, restlessly pulling you in.
The colliding foreheads, bridges of noses, did nothing to deter you guys. It was part of the distinct pleasure of normalcy.
Breaking apart your chest heaved up and down as you panted.
Douxie grinned down at you as he rested his forehead against your. “Somebody was impatient to get that kiss,” reaching up to feel his bottom lip he distinctly felt the twinging throb of esctasy, or perhaps that’s just from where you gave your playful love bite.
A low hum escaped your throat as you shook your head against Douxies forehead, “I was being patient. I just couldn’t take it anymore.”
“Ah, well I do still get my mission kiss don’t I?” Douxie beamed staring into your eyes.
Archie lurked by the door licking himself waiting for the nights escapades.
“I don’t see why not?” You shrugged watching Douxie close his eyes with puckered lips.
Instead you leaned around to give him a sweet peck on the cheek watching him blink and take a step back in confusion.
“Oh, you wound me!” Doux exclaimed placing a hand to his forehead dramatically.
Scoffing you rolled you eyes, “Oh calm down, you get plenty.”
Bringing a hand to your chin as if you were contemplating it you extended your hand and held Douxies chin with you thumb and forefinger. Tilting it side to side you let go with one final flick laughing. Douxie also began laughing too.
In a grand sweeping gesture he extended his arms out wide. “Oh~” he began singing in a false high note. Slapping a hand and dragging it down your face you knew what he was doing.
Not without some giggles escaping you walked over and began pushing him towards the door, “No, no. You have a job to do. There’s no time for the pitiful bard routine!”
The playful halfhearted shoving and swatting elicited many chuckles as Douxie practically put all his weight on you.
“Oh dear,” Archie replied rounding the corner of the hallway, “Not the playful bard routine.”
You grunted shoving Douxie with your shoulder, “Yes.”
With a flick of his tail Archie replied, “I don’t think I can help you with that Y/N.”
“Seriously?” You called watching Archie head back towards the front door.
“Seriously.”
Leaning back comfortably Douxie crossed his arms loosely and rested the back of his head on yours, “How are you doing down there?”
“Oh, just fine,” You huffed. The only advantage Douxie had was being outrageously handsome and lean. However, he was also very light.
In a fast paced motion you began shoving him towards the door.
“Hey!” Douxie squawked flailing his arms, “How are you pushing me?”
“You should know by now that I can push you.”
Laughing you two made it to the top of the stairs, Douxie still playfully resisting, but good natured he relented and made his way down the stairs.
Leaning over the banister on your forearms you waved, “Have fun boys!”
“Farewell, Deliciae! Aphrodite herself is jealous," Douxie exclaimed with a bow and wink before walking out the door with Archie.
Letting out a breathy laugh you looked down at you forearms a blush rising to your cheeks. You let out a sigh while smiling and shook your head, “Always the flirt.”
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[watching a soap opera]
Y/n: I don't understand. Don't any of these characters have jobs?
Claire: I don't know, Y/n. I think one of them is a surgeon.
Y/n: They seem to have a lot of free time in the middle of the day.
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