#EVERYONE HSUT UP.

[hyperfixatedoncrimminalminds]

Emily Prentiss x Sister Reader

I need more Emily requests

Request: All I can think of is Emily having a chaos gremlin of a little sister. Everyone already knows her. Emily brings her in, and said sister gets everyone else to help her prank Emily. If Tara could also be mentioned in some fashion, that'd be great!

Reader is 12

Third person pov...

Y/N Prentiss is the little sister of SSA Agent Emily Prentiss and she is a prankster and a certified chaotic Gremlin, the little 12 year old loves pranking her sister with Emily's team.

She even gets the Grumpy Unit chief Aaron Hotchner to join in on a couple of her Pranks.

It was one of those boring days at the FBI academy for the team they weren't on  any cases and had lots of paperwork to do, Spencer was working digitally at his desk and was flying through the paperwork as he enjoyed it.

Behind him Derek and Emily were sat giggling loudly like children as they kept throwing rolled up pieces of paper at the poor man.

The laughter increased as they kept hitting their mark, Spencers head, the genius was non the wiser as a pile of paper was forming around him at their many failed attempts.

From the side JJ and Penelope sit and watch as Spencer doesn't realise, then a recognisable person walks through the elevator and into the bullpen.

"Hey guys!" Exclaims the girl they all love Y/N Prentiss, Penelope and JJ laugh when the girl is tackled by her older sister, Emily throws away her paper and pulls Y/N in for an one arm hug.

"Hey lil sis" she said as her sister laughs "hey Em" laughs Y/N as she struggles to get out of Emily's hold, she is the  rescued by Morgan who fireman carries to 12 year old away from her sister.

Emily gasps dramatically "how dare you Derek Morgan  stealing my own sister from me!" She exclaimed as Derek puts Y/N down, the giggling 12 year old manages to evade her sister and runs up the ramp to Rossi and Hotches offices.

Woth Emily hot on her tail she knocks quickly and loudly on Hotches door and ducks when he opens it, her sister isn't so lucky.

Emily had jumped into a Crouch just before the sneaking gremlin knocked on her bosses door, Hotch doesn't even question Emily as she freezes infront of his door, he then sees the source of the laughter outside his door.

"Hello again Y/N, having fun annoying your Sister?" He asks hsut about hiding a smile of his own, the 12 year old smiles innocently at the man "of course Hotch" she said before running to the safety of Penelope and JJ.

They all watch as an embarrassed Agent Prentiss stalk back to her desk after getting a look from her boss, Y/N smirks as she perches on Spencers desk.

The man had stopped writing once he heard the common behind him. "That was fun right Spence" she said to the genius who nods. "Everything is fun with you Y/N" he says before going back go paperwork rolling his eyes when he finally notices the growing pile of rolled up balls of paper around him.

"So why are you here Y/N?" Asks Penelope, the girl turns around and in a whisper says "I'm here to pull as many pranks on Emmy as possible this week"  as she pulls away a smirk makes its way on both woman's faces. "Can we help."  Asks JJ earning a nod from the girl.

'This will be fun' thought the 12 year old to herself.

It was 9am time to start the longest prank war ever, Y/N first goes to Penelope to get her help. "Hey pen, can you print copies saying 'this ___ is now voice activated please say ___' says the evil 12 year old making the tech analysis laugh gleefully.

"Of course my love I will" she says before getting to work on Y/N first prank. 'Because Emmy is getting on in her old age, I thought prankjng her woth pretending everything is voice activated will be hilarious' Y/N giggle evilly as Penelope finishes of printing them out for her.

Soon her prank is set in motion, Y/N,watches as Emily falls for her first prank, the woman was making coffee when she sees one of Y/N voice activated paper.

"This coffee maker is now voice activated just say what drink you want" she mutters, she the puts her cup underneath the depenser, Y/N covers her mouth with laugher as her sister actually says what the paper says to say.

The Agent gets weird looks at she talks go the coffee maker, while her Grelim sister dies of laugher in the corner, Y/N manages to get away and plans her next prank.

The next prank Y/N involves Rossi as he is the best cook, saod man is now staring at Y/N as if she had a second head. "You want me to do what for your prank?" He asks making Y/N sigh.

"All I want is brussel sprouts to be covered in chocolate ans then put in a box so Emmy will think they are chocolate and eat them simple, please Rossi!" Begs the teen.

Rossi easily gives in  what even he's a softy for the young girl. "Fine" he sighs as the girl cheers.

The next day Emily finds a box of chocolates on her desk, surprised she opens it ans picks one out, Y/N is spinning around in Spencers chair and has the best seat. Just as a Emily bites into the 'chocolate' she instantly spits it back out coughing loudly.

"What the fuck!" She exclaims not noticing her sister ans the others watching with knowing eyes.

Time for the next prank.

Y/N corners JJ is her office, "I need your help. You know when Emily leaves for lunch don't you?" She asks the Blonde, JJ nods her head looking suspiciously at the teen.

"What time does Emmy take her lunch break?" She asks. "Is this for another prank?" "Yes" "then fine, she takes it at 12pm everyday and is gone for 15 minutes, now tell me" Says the blonde.

Y/N excitedly tells the blonde what she's going to do. "Okay so it involves bread and lots of it"

Later that same day Emily leaves at lunch Y/N gets to work, with the help of JJ  the two open and dump out two loafs of bread into Emily desk and in all the draws nothing is left unbreaded.

Y/N is laughing uncontrollably at the face Emily will make, "quick she will be back soon" Yells JJ and the two make themselves look innocent before Emily walks back in and goes to ber desk.

"What the fuck" she yells as piles of bread is in every one of her draws and on top of her desk. In JJs office the two are laughter uncontrollably as they hear Emily's yell from the bullpen.

Y/N next accomplice is Spencer. The man is busy at his desk before Y/N appears scaring the daylight put of him. "Hello Y/N" he says not liking thr evil grin on the girls face. "Heyy spence, just wondering how many sticky notes would you need to cover a car?" She asks making the genius roll his eyes.

"Another prank for Prentiss?" He asks earning a nod from the girl. "Fine, about 5,000 sticky notes, do you need help?" He asks making the girl jump up from his desk and start dragging him away from the building.

For the next couple hours to two work together to cover Emily car in sticky notes, some how the arw done before the day is over so they wait until Emily comes down to the parking lot.

Hours later Emily arrives to her car, the black haired woman just laughs when she sees her car. "Seriously!" She exclaims as Y/N and Spencer high five each other prank complete.

Next one Y/N hunts down Derek. She easily finds him and corners him, "Hey can you distract Emmy for me it's for a prank" she says, Derek is to happy not to help her.

As Derek distracts Emily, Y/N goes into action and grabs a piece of paper and writes on it before grabbing lots of tape and begins taping it to the bottom on Emily's mouse.

When Derek finishes distracting Emily he goes back go his desk woth Y/N at his side, the two watch as Emily tries to use her mouse but finds that she can't, the black haired woman get annoyed with it and turns it around only to find a piece of paper taped to the sensor with 'Ha ha ha ha ha' written all over it.

Pissed off she throws the mouse away. Derek discreetly high fives the trouble maker next to him, Y/N watches Hotches office "now for the Boss" she mutters.

For the last prank Y/N knocks on Hotches office and walks in when he calls. "Still pranking your Sister Y/N, what do you need me to do?" He asks getting straight to it.

Y/N smirks. "All you need to do I'd be yourself but not" she says mysteriously making Hotch raise his eyebrow at the girl he was expecting something more evil.

Throughout the day Hotch would just appear and ask Emily random questions about her cases making the woman paranoid at every movement. But thr end of the day the whole team was having way to much fun messing with Emily.

When Y/Ns alast day arrived she gathered the team in the bullpen. "Well its been fun but I have to go Mother is expecting me back" she says rolling her eyes but then looks at Emily. "I've had the best fun this week guys, thanks for helping out" she says making Emily glare at her.

"It was you who's been messing with me all week, you even got my team involved!" Exclaims Emily making a grab for Y/N who hides behind the closes perosm who happens to be a woman Tara Lewis who was new to the team.

While Emily was distracted Y/N made her get away. Tara looks at thw team "Your repretation proceeds you" Says the Dr as the team laugh and fill her in on what she missed.

The end!

Hoped you like this oneshot, this was fun to write, as usual sorry for the grammar and Spelling mistakes

Request are open!

Word count: 1783

#criminal minds #fanfic #behavioural analysis unit #x child reader #fluff and comfort #oneshot #x sister reader #emily prentiss #emily prentiss x sister reader #prank #chaotic little gremlin

[oscconfessions]

i see alot of slander on me favs (trophy, pillow, blueberry) or my kins/other hearted (airy mostly) and for my kins i would be like yeah sure whatever but when its my fav im like

"YOU DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT A TRUE SIGMA ALPHA MALE IS GRRRR HSUT YOUR PIE HOLE GRRRRAHHHHHHHH TROPHY IS MANIPULATIVE BC HES SMAR TNOT HIS FAULT EVERYONES ELSE A BUNCH OF SLOBBY FUCKING DUMBASS BO GO BRAIN THEYRE DUMB ANYWYA HES SHCOCOL HE HOSULD HAVE SHINE HE SHOULD BE MROE OF AN ASSHOLE ACUALLY AND PILLOW SHOULD KILL HER TEAM FOR THE FUN BECAUSE I DONT CARE WHAT YOU THINKSITS ITNERESTING TO ME TO ME TO ME YALL CANT EER HANDLE A TRUE GIRLBOSS I BET YALL WONT EVEN RECONIZE WHAT A HASTAG GIRLBOSS IS WHAT IS A GIRLBOSS WITH NOT GASLIGHT AND GATEKEEP WHAT IS A MALEWIFE WITH NOT MANSPLAIN AND MANIPULATIV EHUH????? BLUEBERRY DID WHAT HE HAD TO DO TO WIN TOO SO WHAT IF HE WAS LAZY AND LONELY YALL DONT SEE THE DEPT THE DEEP DEEP DEPT OF HIS SOUL, WHAT IF HE LIKE BEING ALONE WHAT IF HE DONT BT WHAT OTHER CHOICE DOES HE HAVE, AND YOU KNOW WHAT I HOPE HE DONT FIND SOMEONE ELSE TO BE WITH I HOPE HE STAY ALONE BECAUSE I WANT TO, YALL DONT GET HIM LIKE I DO HE CHEATE DHTE GAME AND FOOLED EVERYONE HE GOT ROBBED AND STRIPPED BY THE WRITER IT AINT HIS FAULT HES ACTUALYL SMART AND STRONG AS FUCK MAYBE YALL R THE ONE THTA DUMBE DHIM DOWN TO BEING A LOSER THAT FALL INFORNT OF THE GATE OF HEAVEN YOU DONT FUCKING KNOW HIM LIKE I DO IM A HATER HATER IM A HATER OUT OF SPITE IM A HORRIBLE PEROSN OUT OF SPITE AND MAYBE MAYBE MAYBE I LIKE HORRIBLE CHAARCTER BC I MAYBE MAYBE MAYBE YOU ODNT GET THEM I DO YOU DONT EGT ITTTT"

i wrote this purely out of spite and internalized someunexplainablequeeridentityphibia, but mainly i was angry bc i culdnt get my spoon to scoop up the piece of pudding in my chè khúc bạch cup 🥀

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#confession #/ii #/ii/trophy

[nonhumanhottie]

Ahsoka episode 4 live reaction

Ahsoka don't be cryptic when so much is at stake

Does Thrawn even want to he heir to the empire

Also he fucking isn't bc Palps technically isn't dead

Fallen Jedi???

Is it just me or do thr characters drink a lot in this show?? They've always got cups in shots lmao stay hydrated girlies

Kick his ass Huyang!!

Ahsoka when she smiles!!

Hera really said bet

Carson!!! Back again!

Witch shit witch shit witch shit

When they throw off their robe dramatically

Besties you were told not to split up

Everyone in the Order knew Anakin Akywalker!!!

Rip Ahsoka's hand truly disaster lineage energy

Oh shit Ahsoka pulling an Anakin!!

Ain't no way Ahsoka is dead lol

Sabine's family is dead??? I guess in the imperial purge? Or after?

Sabine noooo

Phoenix squad!!

Thank God Carson survived

Uh oh Jacen has a bad feeling

The world between worlds!!!

Hsut up shut up

Oh shit he's so beautiful still

And even post-Vader he calls her snips!!

#ahsoka spoilers #ahsoka show spoilers #ahsoka #ahsoka show #ahsoka tano #sabine wren #hera syndulla #jacen syndulla #anakin skywaker #huyang #star wars #leshi speaks

[heystephen]

i love fearless so much everyone hsut up im crying about it

#do u ever adore an album so much #this has been a post*

[cuuno-moved]

EvERYONE SHUT THE FUKC UP SJUT UP HSUT UP

[hazelcallahan]

EVERYONE HSUT THE FUCK UP HADES 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#I HAVE 1800 HOURS IN HADES THIS IS FOR ME

[sullina]

Meliodas felt his eyes drooping, still exhausted in spite of his nap. Estarossa's constant rumbling didn't help matters any as the bug guy tightened his grip, pulling his siblings closer and enveloping both Zeldris and Meliodas in his warmth and the vibrations of his purr. He wanted to sink into that warmth, forget for hsut a second that he was the Exile, the hated betrayer of the clan, but in spite of that the icy loneliness he'd spent the past 3000 years in crept up again and again, reminding him of his failures.

'It's only temporary.' Meliodas reminded himself, 'Its not even real! It's just a trap or... or instinct or something! At most they're just seeing their former kin is injured and their instincts are pushing them to help. Once you're healed their tune will change and you'll be alone again, like you're supposed to be.'

Estarossa frowned as Meliodas seemed to alternate between relaxation and alertness, unable to let go of whatever was making him so tense. He couldn't blame him, not really less than a week ago they probably would have killed him on sight! Even so, something felt distinctly wrong about how he acted. Was this what Zeldris was talking about when he said Meliodas was sick?

He glanced up, watching as his pack got ready for the day. Gelda was helping Melascula braid her hair while Galand and Fraudrin had left already on a hunting trip. Monspeet was gone as well, having gone into the kitchen with Derriere to get the kitchen ready for when the two came back. Grayroad was drifting about, gathering old and dirty blankets that are too dirty for the nest and replacing them with fresher ones.

Drole and Gloxinia, despite barely being awake, kept giving their old friends looks. The three had clearly had some sort of conversation while everyone else was asleep. What that was he'll have to get out of them later. He finally looked at Zel.

His baby brother had cuddled even closer to their oldest, much to Meliodas' poorly disguised discomfort, and looked for more at peace than he ever remembered him being. And why wouldn't he? He had both his brothers back! Mostly, Meliodas still needed work. 3000 years is a long time, but coddling him won't help. Estarossa will have to push even harder.

With Zeldris sleeping so soundly after taking care of Meliodas for so long without rest, Estarossa almost didn't want to wake him. But with how clingy the youngest of them could get, getting himself and Meliodas out of the nest without waking him was an impossible feat.

Meliodas meanwhile was unable to get comfortable. He didn't deserve this. Any of this. Zeldris shouldn't be clinging to him in his sleep and Estarossa shouldn't be comforting him with his purrs. And yet, here they were. Both doing just that.

He jolted when Esta suddenly asked a question. "How's your arm?"

"M-My..." He wiggled his bad arm a bit, carefully flexing the muscles. It hurt less, but it definitely wasn't healed yet. Likely wouldn't be for a long time. "S-Slightly better."

"Good enough for some light sparring?"

Meliodas was suddenly extremely awake. He wasn't stupid enough to believe they weren't gonna kill him, but he hoped they would at least do it outright instead of trying to stab him in the back.

#nnt everyone knows au #nnt #sullina nnt #meliodas

[420technoblazeit]

Kokichi or Miu?

HSUT THE FUCK UP WHY DOES EVERYONE ALWAYS SAY THOSE TWO GOD. IM NOT TELLIGN U BITCH

#the pig squeals #caps tw #danganronpa

[tracksdowna]

EVERYONE EVYEORNE HSUT UP LOOK AT HIM HE’S BACK

#MUSIC VIDEO FOR YOU DON'T OW NE ME I'MMMMMMM #ABOUT TO FUCKING THRIVE NO ONE TOUCH ME #NO ONE LOOK AT ME #I'M ABOUT OT GO FUCKING BATSHIT

[quackitytheduck]

HSUT UP EVERYONE SHUT UP WHO SAID SZA A TTHE MET GALA

#met gala

[katistry]

8.17 | 15.18

#EVERYONE SHUT UP #dean winchester #castiel #destiel #supernatural #spn #spnedit #usersila #usertila #userdee #userpris #userarda #tuserangela #angeleva #inacatastrophicmind #mine: spn #EVERYONE HSUT UP.

[davemustaine]

dave ellefson | 1990

from the vault, vol 8: live in los angeles, 1990-11-08

#EVERYONE SHU THT E FUCK UP. SHUT UP #THE CAMERQA DUDE IS RIGHT THERE SO U CAN HEAR HIS BACKUP VOCALS #HSUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #my gifs #megadeth #dave ellefson #from the vault vol 8 #clash of the titans #rip #thrash metal #rust in peace #is that it

[toxapexremade]

im so sick of fahrenheit vs celsius on my dash like nonstop rn. it only 'makes more sense' if its yours, on BOTH sides

#hsut up shut up shut up i dont want to hear weather measuring discourse everyone eat these cool pancakes i made this morning and can it #judes ted talk

[tvonq]

i’m never gonna shut the fuck up about watngin a dream ocme back holy shit i miss them so much and I cna’t enve sit here quietly and eat the crumbs that they’ve been feeding us. dnyl??? she deserves a whole albu m bitCH we going  song of the year oh ym god i miss dream where are they when are they gonna have a comeback-

#everyone looking at this rn: look at this DUDE #plea shkechaksef im ognna hsut up when dream do somethign #🦀

[doctor-sweet-blog]

I Rise - Maya Angelou

You may write me down in history With your bitter, twisted lies, You may trod me in the very dirt But still, like dust, I'll rise. Does my sassiness upset you? Why are you beset with gloom? ’Cause I walk like I've got oil wells Pumping in my living room. Just like moons and like suns, With the certainty of tides, Just like hopes springing high, Still I'll rise. Did you want to see me broken? Bowed head and lowered eyes? Shoulders falling down like teardrops, Weakened by my soulful cries? Does my haughtiness offend you? Don't you take it awful hard ’Cause I laugh like I've got gold mines Diggin’ in my own backyard. You may shoot me with your words, You may cut me with your eyes, You may kill me with your hatefulness, But still, like air, I’ll rise. Does my sexiness upset you? Does it come as a surprise That I dance like I've got diamonds At the meeting of my thighs? Out of the huts of history’s shame I rise Up from a past that’s rooted in pain I rise I'm a black ocean, leaping and wide, Welling and swelling I bear in the tide. Leaving behind nights of terror and fear I rise Into a daybreak that’s wondrously clear I rise Bringing the gifts that my ancestors gave, I am the dream and the hope of the slave. I rise I rise I rise.

#quotes #inspiration #i found this and #i love maya angelou #and i was like #WHO can i put this oN #and ofc sweet he loves poetry #he'd dig this for sure #everyone watch it's beautifulll #makes me want a dancer #//side note all the cheering in this annoys me #HSUT UP

[likesummerrainn]

DAMIAN IS HERE EVERYONE HSUT UP DAMIAN AND BAD BUNNY